grandjackal Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 It's not the size of your gun, it's how you use it. Say that to a dude with a rocket launcher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 It's not the size of your gun, it's how you use it. Mayhaps, but natural ability is a large factor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Ability DOES matter. Hence, ability could be translated towards the stats. Ergo, stats matter. Size is irrelevant. Lets have a more interesting debate... Weapons = Wang types. Gogogogogogogogogogogogo. Say that to a dude with a rocket launcher. Who's behind the rocket launcher? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 Size is irrelevant. Lets have a more interesting debate... Size may not matter, but this is still a tier list pertaining to size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 (edited) A list pertaining only to size cannot summarize a character's entire sexual performance. Even though this is only about size, abilities go much farther beyond that. We don't even really know how to determine junk size... EDIT: and that Titty Tier List is flawless. Edited September 26, 2009 by OliverXRenning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 abilities go much farther beyond that. We don't even really know how to determine junk size... Make your own list for sexual ability then, if you're so clever. Also, junk sizes are based on several things. -Epic -Manliness -Physical Strength -Physique -Apperance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 I'm a little disturbed you know so much about how to rate a man's junk Joker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 what can I say I just know everything. Besides, there's nothing wrong with idolizing perfection like Zag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandjackal Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Who's behind the rocket launcher? Does it matter when he can blow every damn thing in the area to bits? I'm a little disturbed you know so much about how to rate a man's junk Joker. Maybe if you loosened up a bit, it wouldn't hurt so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Who's behind the rocket launcher? Does it matter when he can blow every damn thing in the area to bits? I'm a little disturbed you know so much about how to rate a man's junk Joker. Maybe if you loosened up a bit, it wouldn't hurt so much. 1. Depends. Is he aiming it backwards? 2. Meh. -------------- @Joker: Yes, Zag is awesome. The only one who comes close is, as you understand, Frey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandjackal Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 1. Depends. Is he aiming it backwards? It doesn't really matter, something's gonna get blown away. @Joker: Yes, Zag is awesome. The only one who comes close is, as you understand, Frey. *punches you in the soul* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 1. I can't help but LOL a little when you made your pun, intended or not. On topic, that just helps what I mean; I'm sure women would rather have a medium-big sized nice guy than a hung douchebag. 2. MY SOUL EEZ BULLEETPROOOOOF. That and the spirit of Frey protects me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Vodka: It's simple, Soda. We're going to make FE fans kill off all the useless units they're not using so they can get over this "MUST KEEP EVERYONE ALIVE" complex. I mean, do you REALLY restart FE7 if Wil gets killed mid-chapter? I do. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReformBlade Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 This topic offended me. You should all feel ashamed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 thats nice. also: On topic, that just helps what I mean; I'm sure women would rather have a medium-big sized nice guy than a hung douchebag. Maybe some, but there's also size queens. Like Midia, Shiida, Minerva, Katria... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Shiida is a STD-infested whore so she's moot. Midia is already banging the miniscule Astram, so she's just simple-minded. Minerva is about 3/4 the way of becoming a man. Katria neither cannot get any action like Est or can't become a hawt mistress like Paola. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 Shiida is a STD-infested whore so she's moot. Yeah, but why do you think shes a whore? Minerva is about 3/4 the way of becoming a man. Booo. *clubs* Katria neither cannot get any action like Est or can't become a hawt mistress like Paola. You don't have to be a mistress to be a size queen. And what do you mean Catria can't get any action?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Shiida is a STD-infested whore so she's moot. Yeah, but why do you think shes a whore? Minerva is about 3/4 the way of becoming a man. Booo. *clubs* Katria neither cannot get any action like Est or can't become a hawt mistress like Paola. You don't have to be a mistress to be a size queen. And what do you mean Catria can't get any action?! 1. I think she's a whore because she's on a goddamn island kingdom with a wimpy hunter, oblivious mercenary with his three retarded sidekicks, an old man, and a pirate with aspergers. Once she got off that damn rock, she'd fuck GHARNEF for crying out loud. 2. You're just jealous that I'm right. 3. You DON'T have to be a mistress, but Paola can see past that. That and she'd have banged the fuck out of Frey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 Frey's a pimp who bangs the fuck out of nearly every female in the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Francis York Morgan Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 (edited) Minerva is about 3/4 the way of becoming a man. No. You are 2/3's away from becoming a woman though. 2 more strikes and your gonna learn why women fear/love the super hardin brothers. http://www.serenesforest.net/media/fe11illust/l/L_Minerva.jpg Tell me she doesn't pull it off. Make my day. The only women who pull off fully clothed and wearing concealing but suggestive armor better than her is Titania and Jill (the rd version of jill. She is to young for me in por where as she just looks more mature/developed in rd.) Edit: I should have called them the super hardon brothers... Edited September 27, 2009 by Lancelot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_____ Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Nah, he's right. Minerva looks pretty manly in this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 Of course Ninji continues to hate Minerva. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_____ Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Pointing out the obvious isn't hating. I still think she's useless, but that's for another time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel M Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Her official art makes her look manly. But that doesn't really count (only the 2nd set is made of w1n). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandjackal Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Minerva's more man than most of the cast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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