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Ability DOES matter.

Hence, ability could be translated towards the stats. Ergo, stats matter.

Size is irrelevant. Lets have a more interesting debate...

Weapons = Wang types. Gogogogogogogogogogogogo.

Say that to a dude with a rocket launcher.

Who's behind the rocket launcher?

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A list pertaining only to size cannot summarize a character's entire sexual performance.

Even though this is only about size, abilities go much farther beyond that. We don't even really know how to determine junk size...

EDIT: and that Titty Tier List is flawless.

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abilities go much farther beyond that. We don't even really know how to determine junk size...

Make your own list for sexual ability then, if you're so clever.

Also, junk sizes are based on several things.

-Epic

-Manliness

-Physical Strength

-Physique

-Apperance

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Who's behind the rocket launcher?

Does it matter when he can blow every damn thing in the area to bits?

I'm a little disturbed you know so much about how to rate a man's junk Joker.

Maybe if you loosened up a bit, it wouldn't hurt so much.

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Who's behind the rocket launcher?

Does it matter when he can blow every damn thing in the area to bits?

I'm a little disturbed you know so much about how to rate a man's junk Joker.

Maybe if you loosened up a bit, it wouldn't hurt so much.

1. Depends. Is he aiming it backwards?

2. Meh.

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@Joker: Yes, Zag is awesome. The only one who comes close is, as you understand, Frey.

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1. I can't help but LOL a little when you made your pun, intended or not.

On topic, that just helps what I mean; I'm sure women would rather have a medium-big sized nice guy than a hung douchebag.

2. MY SOUL EEZ BULLEETPROOOOOF. That and the spirit of Frey protects me.

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Vodka: It's simple, Soda. We're going to make FE fans kill off all the useless units they're not using so they can get over this "MUST KEEP EVERYONE ALIVE" complex. I mean, do you REALLY restart FE7 if Wil gets killed mid-chapter?

I do. :(

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thats nice.

also:

On topic, that just helps what I mean; I'm sure women would rather have a medium-big sized nice guy than a hung douchebag.

Maybe some, but there's also size queens. Like Midia, Shiida, Minerva, Katria...

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Shiida is a STD-infested whore so she's moot.

Midia is already banging the miniscule Astram, so she's just simple-minded.

Minerva is about 3/4 the way of becoming a man.

Katria neither cannot get any action like Est or can't become a hawt mistress like Paola.

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Shiida is a STD-infested whore so she's moot.

Yeah, but why do you think shes a whore?

Minerva is about 3/4 the way of becoming a man.

Booo. *clubs*

Katria neither cannot get any action like Est or can't become a hawt mistress like Paola.

You don't have to be a mistress to be a size queen.

And what do you mean Catria can't get any action?!

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Shiida is a STD-infested whore so she's moot.

Yeah, but why do you think shes a whore?

Minerva is about 3/4 the way of becoming a man.

Booo. *clubs*

Katria neither cannot get any action like Est or can't become a hawt mistress like Paola.

You don't have to be a mistress to be a size queen.

And what do you mean Catria can't get any action?!

1. I think she's a whore because she's on a goddamn island kingdom with a wimpy hunter, oblivious mercenary with his three retarded sidekicks, an old man, and a pirate with aspergers. Once she got off that damn rock, she'd fuck GHARNEF for crying out loud.

2. You're just jealous that I'm right.

3. You DON'T have to be a mistress, but Paola can see past that. That and she'd have banged the fuck out of Frey.

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Minerva is about 3/4 the way of becoming a man.

No. You are 2/3's away from becoming a woman though. 2 more strikes and your gonna learn why women fear/love the super hardin brothers.

http://www.serenesforest.net/media/fe11illust/l/L_Minerva.jpg

Tell me she doesn't pull it off. Make my day.

The only women who pull off fully clothed and wearing concealing but suggestive armor better than her is Titania and Jill (the rd version of jill. She is to young for me in por where as she just looks more mature/developed in rd.)

Edit: I should have called them the super hardon brothers...

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