human bi-products

[Luminothe]

y'know, most people think humans only have 2 byproducts, poop and pee. However in reality one will find that humans beings produce 4 different forms of waste. The other two being phlegm and earwax. discuss.

Edited January 10, 2010 by Luminothe

[Just call me AL]

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

No amount of facepalms can even describe this topic.

Yet another one of these! Why make a topic that no one wants to read?!

Edited January 10, 2010 by LittleAl

[Altera the Hun]

Sweat too, dood.

Also, Eugh.

[CrashGordon94]

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

No amount of facepalms can even describe this topic.

Yet another one of these! Why make a topic that no one wants to read?!

When will YOU GET THE FUCKING POINT?!?! :angry: :angry:

[Just call me AL]

I hope that's at Luminothe, and not me, Crash.

[Junkhead]

Welll he did quote you.

[Bananas]

Luminothe, you are one of my favourite members.

[Fayt Zelpher]

Luminothe, you are one of my favourite trolls.

I think that's much more accurate.

[CrashGordon94]

I hope that's at Luminothe, and not me, Crash.

Of course it's at Luminothe.

[Bananas]

Luminothe, you are one of my favourite trolls.

I think that's much more accurate.

Excuse me? How dare you say that about one of my favourite members.

[Seph]

Luminothe, you are one of my favourite trolls.

I think that's much more accurate.

Yesterday, I had one of the most painful poops in my life. i hadn't gone(or even had to go) for 7 days and I still had no urge. So, I was forced to drink a very large quantity of prune juice. After taking 3 hourse to work. My bowels start to feel as if the were about to explode so I go onto the toilet. The poop was ridicuously hard and large. The sensation of forcing it out was quite comparable to forcing a large, glass orb that had been chipped all around it out of your mouth, only it was my anus and the orb was actually a large brown poop. But this was just the beggining. After dealing with this for an hour, I wiped for another half hour and continued with my day. It effectively took 6 hours for the prune juice to prepare wave 2. This time, it was the most putrid diareah you had ever smelled. And it burned. Badly. I spent a total of 3 hours passing burning, scalding, blobs of sludge and another hour to wipe. for both poops. I had to use a plastic golve to go in and break up the horrid bowel movements.

I actually had to hold most of the diareah just so I could get it all down the pipe! after every flush(there were 5) I had to drop a small bit of diareah into the toilet bowl so it could go down. It was really awful.

[Mousefire]

Luminothe, you are one of my favourite trolls.

I think that's much more accurate.

Yesterday, I had one of the most painful poops in my life. i hadn't gone(or even had to go) for 7 days and I still had no urge. So, I was forced to drink a very large quantity of prune juice. After taking 3 hourse to work. My bowels start to feel as if the were about to explode so I go onto the toilet. The poop was ridicuously hard and large. The sensation of forcing it out was quite comparable to forcing a large, glass orb that had been chipped all around it out of your mouth, only it was my anus and the orb was actually a large brown poop. But this was just the beggining. After dealing with this for an hour, I wiped for another half hour and continued with my day. It effectively took 6 hours for the prune juice to prepare wave 2. This time, it was the most putrid diareah you had ever smelled. And it burned. Badly. I spent a total of 3 hours passing burning, scalding, blobs of sludge and another hour to wipe. for both poops. I had to use a plastic golve to go in and break up the horrid bowel movements.

I actually had to hold most of the diareah just so I could get it all down the pipe! after every flush(there were 5) I had to drop a small bit of diareah into the toilet bowl so it could go down. It was really awful.

[Just call me AL]

I hope that's at Luminothe, and not me, Crash.

Of course it's at Luminothe.

Well, the least you could have done was put the word "this" before asking him. To avoid some confusion that is.

Edited January 10, 2010 by LittleAl

[Luminothe]

Luminothe, you are one of my favourite trolls.

I think that's much more accurate.

Yesterday, I had one of the most painful poops in my life. i hadn't gone(or even had to go) for 7 days and I still had no urge. So, I was forced to drink a very large quantity of prune juice. After taking 3 hourse to work. My bowels start to feel as if the were about to explode so I go onto the toilet. The poop was ridicuously hard and large. The sensation of forcing it out was quite comparable to forcing a large, glass orb that had been chipped all around it out of your mouth, only it was my anus and the orb was actually a large brown poop. But this was just the beggining. After dealing with this for an hour, I wiped for another half hour and continued with my day. It effectively took 6 hours for the prune juice to prepare wave 2. This time, it was the most putrid diareah you had ever smelled. And it burned. Badly. I spent a total of 3 hours passing burning, scalding, blobs of sludge and another hour to wipe. for both poops. I had to use a plastic golve to go in and break up the horrid bowel movements.

I actually had to hold most of the diareah just so I could get it all down the pipe! after every flush(there were 5) I had to drop a small bit of diareah into the toilet bowl so it could go down. It was really awful.

congrajulations. You just posted the paragraph that I got a large ammount added to my warn status for posting. This topic isn't breaking any rules at all. It wasn't even inappropriate until people referenced my previous topics. This topic is more about phlegm and earwax then poo.

Edited January 10, 2010 by Luminothe

[Seph]

congrajulations. You just posted the paragraph that I got a large ammount added to my warn status for posting. This topic isn't breaking any rules at all. It wasn't even inappropriate until people referenced my previous topics. This topic is more about phlegm and earwax then poo.

k

[CrashGordon94]

It's still VERY VERY similar, as it's still about bi-products, see?

We don't wanna hear about any of 'em!

[Luminothe]

i've actually eaten earwax, and I have eaten boogers. Earwax is bitter(really bitter) and boogers are salty.

[Bananas]

i've actually eaten earwax, and I have eaten boogers. Earwax is bitter(really bitter) and boogers are salty.

You are amazing.

[Seph]

i've actually eaten earwax, and I have eaten boogers. Earwax is bitter(really bitter) and boogers are salty.

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Those totalitarian religious organizations, such as Jehovah's Witnesses and Church of Scientology, claim that video games cause violation, witchcraft, and degradation of youth, but that is their problem, and it is not so. Those religious organizations are extremist cults. They were exposed to the video game teachings of Jack Chick. So you must not convert to a totalitarian religious organization. Their stance on video gaming is too restrictive and set in detail. They will rob you of video gaming.

I have the Greek Parliament to keep an eye on through the Internet, but I live in the United States. I want to help the Greek gaming community, and march against that Greek Law 3037, which entirely banned electronic gaming. I was shocked that the Greek Parliament has betrayed the video game community with that law. Such law is unconstitutional, and if it lasts too long, it will turn Greece into a brutal dictatorship. Greece was ruled by a brutal dictatorship long ago, and it may happen with Greece again. The Greek video game community has been undergoing hardship with the Greek Parliament since law 3037, enacted in 2002. The hardship is horrible, not only for the Greek video game community, but also the video game community worldwide. We do not want the video game community in any country to suffer oppression, especially electronic game ban. I certainly do not tolerate electronic game bans. Let us save the Greek video game community, guaranteeing them the liberty to play video games. The Greek Parliament will suffer the consequences of enacting law 3037. Warfare would be the last resort. I support the video game community internationally. The Greek electronic game situation is a lesson against electronic game ban. Greece may suffer oppression and economic collapse, and Greek Law 3037 will degenerate into a brutal dictatorship and shedding of the blood of gamers if it does not get repealed, and the Greek Parliament may worsen its detriment against the Greek video game community and face warfare that way. If the Greek Parliament continues to oppress gamers, that regime shall face military invasion.

Video games have recently surpassed motion pictures in popularity, but it is unknown whether they can surpass television in popularity. Video games and the Internet will remain equally popular, for gamers need Internet access to communicate with each other and keep up with the news. Video games will one day replace motion pictures and become as much of a cultural phenomenon in North America and Europe as it is in Japan, and they will sport lush, realistic, true 3D graphics and nicely arranged or orchestrated audio. Video game OSTs from Japan will have their linear notes translated from Japanese to English and come to North America. I am sure RPGs will one day be the dominant video game genre. RPGs are the greater video games, while non-RPGs are the lesser video games. Because classic games are legends, let them be remade for a new audience, but port the original versions also. One day, the oppressive nongamer government will be overthrown, and the video game community will rule the United States, and ultimately the world. The heroes of the video game community will be remembered if any of them die. Let us fight those public video game criticisms and then enjoy those video games to our hearts content until the discs wear out. I would buy many video games myself, for I will rise from a casual gamer to a superhardcore gamer.

We shall rise up against all religious and political video game restriction, criticism, scrutiny, and regulation. We will stop being blinded by religious or political criticism and controversy again and enjoy many video games to our hearts' content until the discs wear out. The video game market will expand as time goes by. We must not judge a video game before playing it. We must give that video game an opportunity for a valid opinion from us. One day, it will be evident that gamers are good and passionate people. Video game criticism will one day be no more, and the Liebermanites will be no more. We should buy video games in order to love and support the video game industry. The video game market should expand to bring about more opportunity to buy video games. I recommend that Game Stops store should open in smaller cities and towns as well as large cities. Square Enix takes care of me and cheers me up with Final Fantasy. I love buying their games for I love Square Enix.

We are getting tired of those video game censors, which include the media-restrictive religious sects and certain politicians, standing in our way and making stereotypes of the gamers. We must march to speak out against gamer criticism.

Much of the creation of stereotypes of gamers is the work of a censor organization called Parents and Grandparents Alliance, Inc., a division of Accuracy in Media. That organization is run by Pat Boone. They are out to drive the youth into a state of eternal tedium (or boredom), not "make the world a better place for the youth." They claim "TV, pop music, movies, and video games are causing children to do sex, violence, drug abuse, and suicide!" They claim that the media industries, including the video game and motion picture industrs, are "guilty of a monstrous evil." They claim that it is the truth. A sample of such argument from that evil censorship organization can be found at this Disinfopedia article. This version did not mention video games, but it is a possible indirect reference to them. I was shocked at recent local newspaper advertisement last Saturday. It is closely similar to a sample like at what I liked aforementionedly, except that they included video games. They were telling lies about the media communities, including us the video game community. We must defend our freedom of expression and protect the video game industry against threats of government and religious censorship.

Those advertisements from Parents and Grandparents Alliance, Inc., have been disseminated in newspapers in July 2001, January 2004, and April 2004. I am well aware of such advertisements from them, and you should be aware of that. Those advertisements are controversial, and agreeing with them is not the way of a gamer. They are horrible and offensive to the media community. They have been castigating the media communities (especially the video game and motion picture communities) by using extreme negative adjectives, probably in a sense to deceive the government. That organization has been accused of campaigning to promote censorship. They are out to suppress everything that is fun and cheering up. Parents and Grandparents Alliance, Inc. must be stopped. They are a group of video game censors. Video game censors are bad and ruthless people, and they, including the Parents and Grandparents Alliance should be punished for their attacks against the video game community. Pat Boone and Joseph Lieberman are evil censors.

Also, as I said before, my parents' religion, Jehovah's Witnesses, is theologically a dangerous and demeaning cult, and a totalitarian religious organization. They are opposed to everything that is fun. Their founder Charles Taze Russell was influenced by the teachings of William Miller and borrowed teachings from the Seventh Day Adventist Church. They believe that those who think that the entertainment does not both them are "deceiving themselves with false reasoning." Is that true, or are they just calling that true? They like to criticize the opponents of censorship and support the censors. Jehovah's Witnesses are obviously too restrictive and defamatory. Joining that religious organization is not the way of a gamer, nor is supporting Pat Boone or Joseph Lieberman, or the other video game censors, or siding with the Parents and Grandparents Alliance. Therefore, disagreeing with me on this thread is not the way of a gamer. Video games have nothing to do with the Columbine High School massacre or the Virginia Tech massacre. Seong-Hui Cho was hardly a gamer.

Patricia Vance, the president of the Entertainment Software Ratings Board, is no stranger to the business end of the rod of the empire of video game censorship. She said that the mainstream news media is choosing facts about electronic gaming in order to show the electronic gaming industry in a negative perspective. Only a small percentage of recently released electronic games are ESRB-rated M for Mature, but that is the type of electronic games the mainstream media, the church, and the state always show when they want to drive home any point about electronic games. Electronic games that are ESRB-rated M for Mature have evidently dominated mainstream media coverage on electronic gaming. Although there is no shortage of electronic gaming coverage, whatever coverage is out there, outside of enthusiast coverage, the news media disproportionately focuses on certain types of electronic games or on partial information that does absolutely no justice to the interactive entertainment industry.Interactive entertainment, which includes computer and video games, has been subject to more regulation, censorship, and scrutiny than visual entertainment, which includes motion pictures and television programs, especially in the United States and Australia. At retail stores, according to Patricia Vance, the regulation of sales of electronic games that are rated M for Mature by the Entertainment Software Ratings Board is more than a 100 percent stricter than the regulation of sales of DVD’s of motion pictures that are rated R by the Motion Picture Association of America. There are no expressions of outrage of about minors gaining entry to theatrical screenings of R-rated motion pictures. The Australian censorship regime, the Australian Office of Film and Literature Classification, believes that there is a very special problem with electronic games.

Destructive political correctness, which is what this blog is mainly aimed against, is a threat to the video game industry. I disapprove of video game censorship or criticism on the basis of religious doctrines or false tenets of political correctness.

Video games are analogous to rock and roll. In the 1950’s, like electronic games today, rock and roll was a new work of art that was condemned for promoting aggressive behavior, thoughts, and affect among young people. Some rock and roll records were banned from the radio, and others had been censored. Politicians called for legislation against the reception of offending rock and roll records by post. But now, the Babyboomer generation who accepted rock and roll has grown up, and rock and roll has been considered a legitimate work of art. The same will go for electronic gaming by the 2030s.Most gamers (at least those I know) are good people and are very nice. The reason why this thread is entitled "Gamers are good people" is that it was influenced by an archived thread at FFLegend.com. Letting a video game experience decide what kind of person you will be is stupid and nonsensical. The video game players shall strike back against gamer criticism. Those stereotypes of video game players are so false, futile, useless, and evil. Any religious sect, including Jehovah's Witnesses, that restricts video games is theologically an authoritarian cult of Christianity, and here is a Web page about the strange beliefs of Jehovah's Witnesses. We gamers will soon march and voice out against gamer criticism. Video game censors are evil people, and they shall be punished for the damage they did with the video game community.

[Roxas]

You know... it's BYPRODUCTS.

[Luminothe]

i will procced to edit everything.

[Allan's Aokage]

You mean by-products, hopefully.

Bi-products means something else entirely.

-edit-

Cut by Roxas x.x

Edited January 10, 2010 by Allan's Aokage

[Tino]

This topic isn't breaking any rules at all.

Yes, it is.