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I believe cryptopaleontology would be the study of extinct animals with no evidence that they exist beyond people saying that they've seen them. So, like, what? I guess that explains why it can't be used as a weapon. It's just a cover and maybe that page about copyright information.

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TWO ARCHERS AND LYN ALL IN ONE POST

It's like some sort of fail party and everyone's invited!

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“Hector said we reached the useless archer quota of 1 and they’re going to fire one of us!”

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It just means we’re more likely to keep her.

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What?

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“… But yes, that’s exactly what this is about.”

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Other than the whole "never coming back" part.

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No, she’s making this entire thing up as an excuse to be angry at you.

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I think she’s already aware of that.

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“So your brother is probably dead, which is probably not nearly as bad as him having never loved you.”

Thanks, Wil!

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Shit, that'll make her feel better about her probably-dead brother.

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“I forgive you for leaving and never writing or coming back or anything, since it turns out my brother isn’t like that too, just probably dead!”

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You are an archer.

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This conversation is going places.

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Hector has to ask despite it being about two days ago.

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Two days ago.

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Also two days ago.

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Fact: 3 out of 4 lines Hector has said so far have been “Lyn.” Or “Say, Lyn.”

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“This is all purely hypothetical, of course, because you suck, and I don’t.”

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It would make you useless to me.

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Lyn, however, has low standards.

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Merlinus can hold a hundred items and dodges despite being a tent. What does Lyn do other than suck and die?

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Now you’re just lying to the girl.

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See? Even she knows.

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Hector keeps it real.

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“Hector hates it when people talk to him in the third person.”

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You need an A support first.

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God dammit.

YOU SET HER UP FOR IT

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Yeah you better get back to fighting.

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STOP THAT.

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Merlinus can hold a hundred items and dodges despite being a tent. What does Lyn do other than suck and die?

Seize and-wait, nevermind. Um....recruit people? Be comedy relief.

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See? Even she knows.

Comedy. Gold.

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Other than the whole "never coming back" part.

I think the point was that he never returned home, which he never did. The only reason they met each other again was because Rebecca just happened to be chilling out with Eliwood's crew. So she still has a valid complaint.

You are extremely hilarious and I anxiously await each update, but honestly, I think there are times when you're overly nitpicky with the game's dialogue. Such as the beginning of Hector and Lyn's conversation. Hector isn't usually someone who tries to make people feel better and comfort them, so he's having trouble thinking of what to say. Seems obvious to me.

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Hector isn't usually someone who tries to make people feel better and comfort them, so he's having trouble thinking of what to say. Seems obvious to me.

Oh come on, Hector taking a while to start with the conversation is a marked improvement over his conversational skills earlier in the game, which consisted of threats of, and acts of, violence.

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Good, because Rebecca is trying to tank shamans for some reason.

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Yeah it had nothing to do with the part where the enemies were totally non-threatening to you.

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Cue wacky hijinks with everyone slipping around on blood.

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I’m just going to assume this sudden amnesia is all Lyn’s fault.

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I don’t know what her being in a boat has to do with anything.

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Yes, that’s why they tried to drown her by sinking the ship.

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So you’re trying to just pass her off to me? What the hell, man, I thought we were friends.

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Yes.

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Technically, we could. But I recommend against it.

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Definitely cursed. We should throw her overboard.

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Eliwood brings up a good point: Lyn is kind of an idiot.

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“Also these men also wear dark robes and call themselves the Black Fang, so there’s that.”

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So it’s agreed: We throw her overboard so they can’t have her.

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Dammit, Eliwood.

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Shut up, Ninian.

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“What?”

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“People trying to kill me didn’t seem important at the time, especially after we got pulled into a political plot in which people were trying to start a rebellion against my older brother (the events were clearly unrelated), and it seemed even less important when the man that one of the assassins also mentioned was named by Leila as the mastermind of this plot.”

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I assume the plan is “Kill every living thing on the island.”

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What the fuck. He’s a SAILOR, he already gets to go sight-seeing port to port!

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I already have enough dumb meatshields.

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Shut up, nameless pirate.

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Lyn, please stop being politically correct just because a pirate joined our party.

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Thank you, Eliwood, for the relevant response.

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Dead or alive, he’s coming back with us.

I think the last scene may technically be part of Ch. 19 but meh

Edit: Also I had to make a new album because APPARENTLY photobucket has an image limit of 2500 images per album.

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“People trying to kill me didn’t seem important at the time, especially after we got pulled into a political plot in which people were trying to start a rebellion against my older brother (the events were clearly unrelated), and it seemed even less important when the man that one of the assassins also mentioned was named by Leila as the mastermind of this plot.”

Now this, THIS, was solid gold! Thank's for this amazing Let's Play Paperblade!

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OH GOD WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE UPDATES

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Oh, wow, the villain is wearing a turban in a game made post-9/11. Nice job, IS, make the villain a Muslim so that the target audience won't identify with him and be predisposed to hate him. How original

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Fucking yellow units, I thought I'd seen the last of you in FE4.

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"Obviously, we have to seize another castle so that he turns green or red or flees the map in order to progress the plot."

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Darin's idea of "retreat" is "invade another area," so no, I don't.

Also, I second the idea that trying to bring back the ancient race that your people tried to genocide may be a bad idea, considering I don't think they will differentiate between "delicious human" and "delicious human stupid enough to open the gate" in a meaningful manner.

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This is literally the stupidest comment I've seen since the last time I looked at a "General Discussion" board.

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I don't see any pet dragons that have brutally murdered my entire party, so I'm going to go with "fat chance."

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"There was going to be MASS and ACCELERATION everywhere!"

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See, you can tell they're villains because when people randomly just fall over unconscious and bleeding while you're in the middle of a dialogue, they keep talking as though nothing happened.

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Limstella is excited. She's stepping on Elbert's leg!

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Yeah, since that worked out so well the first ten chapters.

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Okay, so you can't control dragons. Or else you would've just sic'd them on me.

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"I'm down here."

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"Bleeding out on the floor."

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You have piqued his interests.

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Dude, he has Marcus, that's not an accomplishment. "Oh, you completed the tutorial, have an achievement!" Fuck you, new age of gaming. Back in my day, when we had the NES and arcade games, beating even the tutorial required us to walk fifteen miles uphill, both ways for no real gain, and completing even the hardest mode just unlocked an even harder mode because the developers hate you.

No, no, wait. I'm thinking of New Mystery.

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I told you guys to just throw her overboard, but nooooooo.

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WOW, IGNORING THE TACTICIAN LEADS TO BAD THINGS.

How unexpected.

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Wow, the Muslim wants a young nubile white girl virgin for his devious schemes. Nice work, IS, very subtle.

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"Talking at me doesn't count as torture."

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FIRST RULE OF SPY CLUB: Don't talk about your mission while on said mission

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"Someone had to tell them about the pay cuts!"

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Dude you aren't gonna kill the redhead are you

please, take Lyn/Florina/Rebecca/Serra/Ninian/Wil instead

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You

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mother

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fucker.

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"Wow grats man you killed a unit 20 levels lower than you."

Achievement unlocked!

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OH NO YOU DIDN'T

YOU ARE GOING DOWN. PENULTIMATE BOSS AND "THAT ONE BOSS" RIGHT THERE

CALLING IT NOW

Also, theory: Hausen has 100+ HP

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Oh, wow, the villain is wearing a turban in a game made post-9/11. Nice job, IS, make the villain a Muslim so that the target audience won't identify with him and be predisposed to hate him. How original

This. is. brilliant.

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I always found the Leila/Ephidel/Jaffar scene so weird. Why is Leila talking aloud? Did she talk so loud that Ephidel heard her? Then why does he say "you overheard, did you not?" as if that's the wrong thing to do. There's a guy talking in there about dragons...I'd be curious too even if I was a generic Black Fang member.

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The only unit I can think of with that much HP is a dragon. Ergo, Hausen is a dragon.

Ergo Lyn is part dragon, ergo Lyn x Eliwood is still Canon.

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE PAPER

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Ergo Lyn is part dragon, ergo Lyn x Eliwood is still Canon.

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE PAPER

With that logic, I'm afraid I'm going to have to give up on Ninian x Eliwood being canon. 5 years of my life, wasted. trollface.png

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LEILA WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Also Dragons have like 50 Charisma, Lyn... doesn't

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As it turns out, Lyn was ditched hours ago.

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Hector, please stop saying suggestive things immediately after moving right behind someone.

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God I hope so.

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Don't even care.

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"Also, why are you sleeping on the job? We're kind of in a hurry here."

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"I swear, she was dead before I touched her."

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"Especially if you didn't do it."

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Necrophilia is probably illegal in medieval Elibe.

Just saying.

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Of course.

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Those fuckers, it's almost like they were trying to leave a warning that we should go back and forget this whole mess like I wanted to back on the boat and back in Caelin and Laus and Santaruz!

I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE THEIR ADVICE.

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Thanks, Eliwood, that totally goes with the flow of conversation about how the Black Fang don't honor corpses!

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every time

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You suck at bargaining. I'll keep the girl. In fact, I will pay you to end her life.

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Dude, I have Marcus and Raven and Hector. Nergal can't be that bad.

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Eliwood is well versed in the ways of resetting until things go his way.

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Why didn't you just kill her? I didn't give you your bargaining chip!

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She's only half! Can't you, like, kill half of her?

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stab her

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stab her

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jesus christ just stab her

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you are the worst I hate you

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She would be very happy that you put her before your job.

Because that's how love works.

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Yeah, fuck mourning.

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Matt, please don't try to understand women. It never works out.

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