Integrity Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 (edited) Offscreen to the up. He jumps off his horse while his horse is in the air. Aren't Nomad Trooper crits amazing? Edited October 16, 2011 by Integrity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anouleth Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 What the fuck happened here where is Uhai He went for a snack, his horse is more than capable of killing Lyn on his own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 What the fuck happened here where is Uhai Uhai's horse: super-ultra-secret hidden boss. How to fight: See Lyn say "What?" 3,827 times and then have her enter battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FionordeQuester Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 (edited) Well if the Black Fang are here and Florina is here, then by the transitive property, Florina is the Black Fang. Personally, what I want to know is how Fiora noticed there were Black Fang, but didn't notice that they were fighting a battle right around where she was. In fact, how did Florina even have the time to not only spot Fiora in the sky, but actually go up and talk to her? Dude I don't. Did you see his horse jump like 20 feet into the air, and at the peak he jumped off his horse like another 20 feet into the air despite still being seated in his saddle, then fucking impaled Lyn while simultaneously landing back on his horse? Yeah, but now that he's dead, who's going to be there when the next annoying girl comes along to pester you? Edited October 16, 2011 by FionordeQuester Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted October 17, 2011 Author Share Posted October 17, 2011 (edited) [spoiler=Chapter 19x] Didn't Uhai kill you? Fuck, you better not have come back as a ghost. And that's when Hector decided to keep his pimp hand strong. Unfortunately, she's a ghost, so it didn't really do anything. "IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M ANNOYING AND NAG A LOT AND AM JUST GENERALLY UNLIKEABLE" Yeah Hector, this is your fault. Note Hector's expression. He knows this is some shit. Dude, it was just Lyn yelling. She's just mad because I let Uhai kill her. That was still awesome, fyi. Are you dense? Did you miss like the fifty generics we had to fight through to reach Uhai? HOLY SHIT IT'S MARQUESS ARAPHEN WHY ARE YOU IN THE BLACK FANG I don't think I would consider this map "confined" Math does not work that way. Not cool, random black fang, cockblocking Eliwood when he's trying to get intimate with the amnesiac girl. You guys are useless, you know that? Yeah, it's not like you one shot them or anything. "We're all out of hand axes!" See, now Eliwood is in the rear. Maybe you shouldn't have mocked his masculinity, you dick. I don't care about you. DON'T BELIEVE FLORINA'S LIES I don't know who's more pathetic: the bandit for having only 31 hit after double WTA? Or Lyn for getting hit anyway? Wait, you guys have a magic seal and didn't just send a horde of physical units at me? Who's the good-for-nothing again? Gods, why is the dialogue in this chapters so annoying. [spoiler=Status Update] [04:52] <@Paperblade> I actually have a status update [04:52] <@Paperblade> for after 19x [04:53] <~Mekkah> nobody really read it for those i think lol [04:53] <~Mekkah> just the humor [04:54] <@Paperblade> if you look at my Bartre's stats [04:54] <@Paperblade> and then look at the numbers he was putting up in Ch. 19 [04:54] <@Paperblade> that would be a joke in and of itself Edited October 17, 2011 by Paperblade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic Fail Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Woah, what level did you promote Bartre at? He's worse than Dorcas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 I'm a bit confused... Is Lyn dead or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 I'm a bit confused... Is Lyn dead or not? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 I'm a bit confused... Is Lyn dead or not? I wonder how many players could progress through the game with Lyndis, a Lord, being dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 I wonder how many players could progress through the game with Lyndis, a Lord, being dead. "You ain't a lord no mo'" / 10 (in other words, Paper hacked it so that she's specifically not a lord. ;/ ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 I'd do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze the Sage Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Woah, what level did you promote Bartre at? He's worse than Dorcas! He probably doesn't plan to use Bartre more than he has to - enough to get him to level 5 Warrior, then bench him - so that he can recruit Karla later. But yeah, I looked at his stats and was all "WHAAAAAAAAAAA?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naglfar Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 I'm not sure what mystifies me more... that Bartre's stats are that horrible, or that those stats appear to be semi-passable in HHM C19. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 [04:52] <@Paperblade> I actually have a status update [04:52] <@Paperblade> for after 19x [04:53] <~Mekkah> nobody really read it for those i think lol [04:53] <~Mekkah> just the humor [04:54] <@Paperblade> if you look at my Bartre's stats [04:54] <@Paperblade> and then look at the numbers he was putting up in Ch. 19 [04:54] <@Paperblade> that would be a joke in and of itself What are you talking about Mekkah I care about the stats too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted October 21, 2011 Author Share Posted October 21, 2011 [spoiler=Florina/Fiora C] Florina probably has a dagger hidden in her cupped hands. Note how she moved closer. I’m sure lots of guys would love to be able to ride behind you, eh? Technically, you have to do it my way. I think Florina cares about your opinion approximately a nanofuck more than I do. You weren’t even mentioned the tutorial. wow that is so incredibly sexist no wonder Florina is terrified of men she picks it up from you I’m sure lots of guys would love to be able to give you a hard time, eh? Yes I did just nearly reuse a joke from like 6 lines up Fiora wants them to know that she, like her sister, is also a woman that sells her body. Fiora rejects your reality and substitutes it with her own. [spoiler=Kent/Fiora C] Kent has trouble distinguishing which annoying nagging female is which. “Who?” “That one.” Probably something like “They should call my sister Lady Nagsalot. Since she nags. A lot.” Goddammit, Florina, Kent could only ever hope to be a tenth as dull and annoying as Fiora. Kent really hopes he doesn’t nag as much as Fiora. Guess who my least favorite FE7 character is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 yaaaaaaaaaaaaay more updates. Also I have a guess: Serra? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Dude, it's totally Renault. Like, foreshadowing~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted October 21, 2011 Author Share Posted October 21, 2011 Also I totally figured out how to edit topic titles and subtitles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of the Dead Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Also I totally figured out how to edit topic titles and subtitles How long did it take you to figure this out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naglfar Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 I just noticed, Lyn and Eliwood have pretty rad strength. And Hector's speed too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 How long did it take you to figure this out? It took me almost a year. Though to be fair the Full Editor didn't work for me for most of that time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitoari Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 I'm only on page 5 and this is already amazing. Can't wait to see the Hector mode commentary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Can't wait to see the Hector mode commentary. This is the Hector Mode commentary, though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.M. Gei Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 (edited) [spoiler=Florina/Fiora C] wow that is so incredibly sexist no wonder Florina is terrified of men she picks it up from you Amazing. Edited October 24, 2011 by Black★Rock Shooter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted October 24, 2011 Author Share Posted October 24, 2011 (edited) [spoiler=Chapter 19xx Part 1] Yeah, whenever I go on vacation, I just randomly leave my kids at what appears to be an orphanage with enough food to last for a week. Seriously, don’t you have like a friend and/or family to take care of your kids? “Go to the other side” is code for “Kill yourselves.” To get away from you. This is probably a result of our addled leaders deciding to bring you right back to the people who kidnapped you. Yes, amnesia causes you to construct entirely new memories out of nothing. Probably because that’s where the Black Fang, whose stronghold is on this island, was holding her? ... Why do you think I wanted to leave her on the boat? Yeah Hector how dare you want to complete our mission. Hey, hey, you know what Ninian would probably say if she got her memory back? Something like “Why the FUCK did you bring me back here when it was obvious that the Black Fang wanted me here and I was trying to escape?” And Hector begins with the threats. Yeah, we should use violence to solve all of our problems. I’ll kill Ninian so the Black Fang can’t use her, you kill the Black Fang. NOTE: People never return from the Dread Isle. This man is probably evil! Seriously, you were just going for a stroll while assassins are combing the island trying to kill me? Sorry, the slot for the “academic with an odd attachment to dark magic” archetype is already taken. Again: obviously evil. I like how Eliwood just randomly enters the scene while this guy is monologuing. And... he... just... will... not... bloody... shut... ... up. For fuck's sake he has a red map sprite I think there's an error here, that's Eliwood, not Lyn I have no idea what Hector is talking about. Then he teleports away to let some nameless mook do the dirty work. Lyn, this is just normal fog. If you want black fog, go to Thracia some time. This RNG is awesome, as an aside. You probably wouldn’t be out here doing the dirty work. Edited October 24, 2011 by Paperblade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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