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Fate, because I think you could actually make more with merchandise from that franchise than Evangelion these days.

WYR step on a landmine or piss off several people?

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Piss people off. I already do that anyways. It's my job.

Be a simp or date a simp?

 

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Date one, because I'm the mediocre pussy.

WYR see Aelfric sing "Doin' Your Mom" to Byleth or Balthus sing it to Claude?

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The clown who teases the bull.

WYR become a mumble or lyrical rapper if you had a chance.

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A lyrical rapper.

WYR change all fanservice in FE games to be just male characters or never have fanservice in FE games again?

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Laugh sound like a fart. That would be hilarious, I bet.

WYR have your food taste like leather or have it be leather that tastes like regular food.

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Leather that tastes like food.

WYR have Doug Dimmadome's hat or Bayonetta's shoes?

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72 toes.

WYR wake up each morning to find that a random animal appendage has replaced your nondominant arm or permanently replace your bottom half with an animal bottom of your choice (not human)?

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Permanent satyr (or satyr adjacent).

WYR have to vomit every hour on the hour, or defecate once a month with the rest of the month being filled with constant constipation pains?

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Vomit every hour on the hour.

WYR have to play Thracia 776 without being able to heal or play Dark Souls using Rock Band drums?

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Thracia with no healing.

WYR have a criminal justice system that actually works and is fair or an administrative branch that is free of corruption?

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administrative branch that is free of corruption

WYR have Flayn cook for you the rest of your life or not be able to taste anything?

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Two mouths. Verbal diarrhea > actual diarrhea.

WYR have a Wyvern Lord Jagen unit or a Sniper Jagen unit?

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Parakeet.

WYR all electrical devices mysteriously stop working (possibly forever) or the governments of the world are only run by people going through puberty?

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Governments run by kids going through puberty, it would amount to pretty much the same kind of drama.

WYR haunt your descendants when you die or have your ancestors haunt you now?

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Haunt my descendants. Giving them small dosages of paranoia will be fun.

WYR be haunted by the most annoying ghost to ever exist, or one that constantly whispers into your ear to give you very bad ideas?

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The one that whispers bad ideas all the time. No one said I had to actually use them, and they could be good for a laugh every now and again.

WYR be a one-man band or be the only one playing a unique instrument in an orchestra?

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The one playing a unique instrument.

WYR everything you dream each night come true when you wake up or everything a randomly chosen person dreams each night come true when they wake up?

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