Masu Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Kay. Im gonna write this part. If someone wants to, they can pick up from where i leave off and write their own part(but it must continue from the previous part) and so on. The point is to get a decent length funny story before 4th of july ends. But please say if you wish to do the next part and try to get it done within 15 mins of when you say you will do it (say otherwise if it will take longer but nothing beyond half an hour okay?) If that doesnt work i could just do the whole thing. XD *Masu,Bianchi,Princess and Songbird's house (the bakery)* Lyle and Masu are out back grilling various meats to prepare early so they can have fun with their guests when they arrive. Masu:*smiling widely humming happily* Lyle:Why are you so happy? Masu:Its just been a while since everyone has been together! I cant wait! Lyle:Thats good and all but.....can just the 2 of us make enough food? Masu:Oh dont worry about that me and bianchi stayed up till about 3 am last night preparing food. This is just the last of it. That and the salads that princess and bianchi were going to make.......come to think of it.....*looks through the window and only sees princess* ugh. Again bianchi!? Lyle:Again? masu:Im going to her room. I'll be right back. Lyle:Like hell you are! What if she's changing or something! Masu:Nope. She only either sleeps,devises evil plans, or interrogates ppl in her room. Lyle:How do you know this? Masu: 1. I live with her. 2.She hangs a sign outside of her room. Lyle:Hmmm.......*masu runs into the house and up to bianchi's room* Masu*kicks the door down and jumps on the bed* HEY BIANCHI! THE PARTY IS TODAY!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!! Bianchi:................. Masu:GET UP!!!!!!!!! Bianchi:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......oh lyle-poo.....dont tickle me so much............ Masu:.... <_< .....oh well. It cant be helped. *disguises his voice* YOU! BIANCHI! I AM HERE TO ASSASSINATE YOU AND BECOME THE NEW BOSS OF YOUR FAMILY! Bianchi:*jumps up instantly with blood shot eyes and pulls a machine gun from under her pillow* LIKE HELL YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*fires a good 40 rounds at masu. Masu:*dodges barely*.....so. Princess needs your help in the kitchen........ Bianchi:OH. SO YOU THINK WOMEN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN!? WHAT IF WE WANTED TO MAKE SALAD IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM? Masu:Then i say have at it. Bianchi: ! *jumps out of bed* thats what i like about you! *runs down stairs* Lyle:*looks into bianchi's room as she passes him and gives him a morning kiss on the cheek* So how did youHOLY SHIT! Masu:.......yeah. I have to do this........EVERY MORNING. Lyle:..........let's....just keep grilling meat and forget about this..... *in the kitchen* Princes:*hums while chopping lettuce*........... Bianchi:PRINNNNNNCESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! *glomps princess* Princess: !? AAAAAAHHHH! *falls over* What was that for bianchi!? Bianchi:*grabs princess' arm* TO THE LAUNDRY ROOM! THERE ARE SALADS TO BE MADE! Princess:B-but......i was already.....*is pulled down to the laundry room* *outside again* Lyle:One thing is for sure, we WILL NOT play twister again this year. Masu:Why? Lyle:Thats the thing i dont get about you masu. When something is obviously perverted and suggestive to EVERYONE then you dont get it. When no one gets it, YOU make something out of it! Masu:????? Lyle:Dude last year when we played twister........lets just say ppl who didnt know each other well got well acquainted. Masu:Eh? Lyle:Remember when raven had left foot blue and right hand yellow? Masu:.....yeah......*is starting to get the picture* Lyle:Well.......princess had left foot green which positioned her- Masu:THAT FUCKER! Lyle:What!? Masu:Raven that bastard.........i'll get him......for sure.......Mwehehehhehehheh............. Lyle:*stabs masu in the foot* Masu:OW! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!? Lyle:YOU were well acquainted with BIANCHI when we played twister YOU RAT BASTARD. Masu:What!? Do you think it was on purpose!? Why the hell would i ever put myself near bianchi's- Lyle:ARE YOU INSINUATING SOMETHING ABOUT BIANCHI? U SAYIN SHE'S UGLY OR SOMETHING? *draws swords* Masu:*prepares a spell* WELL MAYBE I AM IF IT PISSES YOU OFF!!! Lyle and Masu:FUCK YOU! Songbird:Okay okay we get it you 2 are stupid. End of story. Now how about we let the people in who have been knocking on the door for the past 5 mins? masu:.......that might be a good idea......... Lyle:.......yeah. *Lyle Masu and Songbird go to the front door. Masu reaches for the door.* ???:IF YOU DONT OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR NOW. I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FUCK ALL THREE OF YOU UP!!!!!!! Masu Lyle and Songbird: how the hell does this person *leaving gender open for the picking* know that theres three of us here!?!?!?!??! ............end of chapter 1....................i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 *Writes next part.* This should just be put in the sitcom..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Metal Rabbit: *Busts open the door.* simple. I'm a rabbit. Lyle: What does that have to do with anything? Masu: That asshole just broke my door! Songbird: Oh get over it Masu, you're always complaining. Metal Rabbit: Here! I brought some dessert! *He hands Lyle a box.* Lyle: Thanks. *Opens it.* Masu: What is it? Lyle: .....It's sand.... Masu: Huh? Metal Rabbit: Yup! It's my dessert! Lyle: ......OH! He means desert! Masu: ........ Metal Rabbit: Yup! *Beams.* Songbird: ....Boy that was a strech.... Lyle: Well, thanks anyway MR. Just come out back and have a seat. Metal Rabbit: Don't mind if I do! *He goes out into the back and starts chewing on one of the plastic chairs.* Masu: Um- Lyle: Would you rather him be doing something else? Masu: Good point. *Laundry Room.* Princess Kilvas: Um- Bianchi: No questions! *She puts the salad into the washing machine.* Princess Kilvas: But- Bianchi: I said no questions! This is how I always cook! *She pours detergent into the machine.* Princess Kilvas: ....All my hard work..... Bianchi: And put it on heavy load for about 15 minutes and.......Perfect! Now all we need to do is wait! Princess Kilvas:.....I'm almost afraid to ask this, but what do we do after this? Bianchi: Why put it in the dryer silly! Princess Kilvas: O_o *CGV's place. Fox is rushing around.* CVG: *Playing wii.* What's up with you? Fox: I'm trying to get ready! Masu is having a fourth of july celebration! CGV: So? Since when did we care about Masu? We don't even know him. Fox: Get off your lazy butt and help me! CGV: .....Why are we going? Fox: Cause they invited us and it would be rude for us to refuse. CGV: Never stopped me before. Fox: *Walks over and picks up the wii.* Help me or the wii gets it! CGV: Don't even joke about something like that! Fox: I'm not joking. *She holds Knife to it.* Knife: What the hell? Fox: Come to this party, or the wii gets it. CGV: You couldn't! You care about the wii as well! Fox: You willing to take that risk? Knife: What's going on? CGV: ......Alright fine! Just don't hurt her! Fox: There. That's better. Now let's go. *Masu, Lyle and Songbird walk outside.* Masu: Songbird: Lyle: <_< Dammit..... Metal Rabbit: Oh. Sorry. That chair got me thirsty so I decided to eat the grill. To be continued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted July 4, 2008 Author Share Posted July 4, 2008 LOL! Nice part lyle! Loved the part with fox! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Lol, I get to stab a Wii. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Quick! Write the rest before the day's over! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Well all the writers are supposed to contribute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Can't think of anything right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom103 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 (edited) pretty good. but why am (heavily implies) I not in it lol j/k Edited July 5, 2008 by Doom103 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted July 5, 2008 Author Share Posted July 5, 2008 shit i hate things to go unfinished. WE WILL CONTINUE TO WRITE THIS TO THE END!!! Now someone other than me or lyle write! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 i'll write the next part *starts writing* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 CGV: sis... cmon, I don't want to go to this party. Can't we just play Wii and forget about all of this? Fox: *stares at him with an evil look* Don't forget about that Wii. If you care for it you'll go to this party or Knife WILL destroy it! Knife: I will? Fox: *with fire in her eyes* Yes, you will Knife: *officially freaked out* ah! uh, yes ma'am! CGV: *thinks* Geez, how does she DO that? She can control ANYONE Fox: I wonder who else will be there? CGV: Is Metal Rabbit gonna be there? If so, well uh.. *pictures Metal Rabbit + fireworks = #^*$&%@* Knife: Yeah, you got a good point CGV. Ah well, Fox can keep him under control, right? Fox: You bet I can! CGV: *to himself* geez, I'm the lord here and she's the one who control's everyone... *at the party* DING! Bianchi: Salad is done! Ok Kilvas, put the salad in the dryer for 20 minutes and then it will be done Kilvas: I still don't know how this "salad" can be made from a washer and dryer *to herself* whatever it turns out to be, I'm not eating it *puts salad into dryer* Bianchi: Sweet. Now we just wait *outside* Metal Rabbit: *grill in his mouth* Masu: Dammit MR. *takes out grill* ew... geez MR, you sure do salivate a lot Songbird: Ugh, I think I'm going to throw up... Lyle: Make that two of us. How are we going to cook our food with THAT Metal Rabbit: Aw, cmon guys, you can make your food even better with my secret ingredient! Masu: What secret ingredient? Metal Rabbit: Well your the one who's touching it Masu: *puts two and two together* EW! Are you serious! You use your own saliva as an ingredient? Metal Rabbit: Sure! I mean after all I've eaten so many good foods, so with all of them combined it's a perfect combination! Lyle: So the sauce that we used last year for the steaks had... Metal Rabbit: You bet! *All three of them throw up* Songbird: EW! I can't believe it. Why didn't I taste it? Metal Rabbit: I hid it well. I knew you guys would like it! *big goofy smile* Now cmon guys, let's get this party started! *dances like an idiot* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted July 5, 2008 Author Share Posted July 5, 2008 .........WTF Metal rabbit JUST WTF!? And i pity your wii......my sister wouldnt DARE touch our wii! XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 I'll make an ep for this on Sunday night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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