Inactive Account Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 It's funny how Ike and Link both always need someone to tell them where to go. -wonders what OoT woulda been like if instead of Navi, Soren followed you around- the sarcasm... LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 4, 2008 Author Share Posted September 4, 2008 (edited) It's funny how Ike and Link both always need someone to tell them where to go.-wonders what OoT woulda been like if instead of Navi, Soren followed you around- the sarcasm... LOL Not going to lie, In this Senario's personality is probobly half Soren half Midna... EDIT: Also at the Soren thing, EPIC Edited September 4, 2008 by Toa Lord Sothe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 5, 2008 Author Share Posted September 5, 2008 I should update. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 7, 2008 Author Share Posted September 7, 2008 Chapter 33 1/2 (In the Temple) Link: Hey Senario... Senario: Wha- *SCHWINGK* Link: I was going to tell you to watch out for the death trap... Senario: *His Ponytail falls off* I'll remember that... Link: Sorry... _________________________ (In the Kakariko back alleys) Isaac: Listen, we keep cuttin it close our luck is going to run out. Rutina: I know. Zelda: We have to get to the Graveyartd and meet up with Link and Senario. ???: Do you guys need help? Isaac: *Draws Pistol* ???: I'm a friend... Isaac: What's your name? ???: Malon. To Be Contiued... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Short chapter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 7, 2008 Author Share Posted September 7, 2008 Short chapter... It's a 1/2 chapter, full one by the end of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 It's a 1/2 chapter, full one by the end of the day. Well, hurry up with it, I'm impatient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 7, 2008 Author Share Posted September 7, 2008 Well, hurry up with it, I'm impatient. By the next day I mean, some time tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 By the next day I mean, some time tomorrow. You said end of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 7, 2008 Author Share Posted September 7, 2008 You said end of the day. I'm on it this crap don't wright itself!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 I'm on it this crap don't wright itself!!! It would be cool if it DID... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 7, 2008 Author Share Posted September 7, 2008 It would be cool if it DID... That's what nintendo is for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 That's what nintendo is for. Uh...what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 7, 2008 Author Share Posted September 7, 2008 Uh...what? You mean Nintendo doesn't just magically throw games out a window to have thewm be delivered to Gamestop by Santa, who is actually a member of the Secret Service and a drug mule for Sony who is joining with The empire and Microsoft is joning with the Jedi and the whole universe is going to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 You mean Nintendo doesn't just magically throw games out a window to have thewm be delivered to Gamestop by Santa, who is actually a member of the Secret Service and a drug mule for Sony who is joining with The empire and Microsoft is joning with the Jedi and the whole universe is going to die. Well, everyone knows that Santa is from the Secret Service and that the whole universe is going to die, but the rest is complete nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 9, 2008 Author Share Posted September 9, 2008 (edited) Well sometime today my ass.... Chapter 34 (Just outside the Temple) Senario: I can't believe it we actually awakened the Shadow sage... Link: That was the hardest Temple I ever had to clear... *Suddenly twelve police cars pull into the graveyard and about 20 of Hyrule's finest get out and point guns at Link and Senario* Senario: SON OF A BITCH! Link: *Throws weapons on the ground* Cop: Alright punk...We have been looking for you for two months now... Link: No shit, I know how to count. Cop: *Back Hands Link* Link: Nice punch, really hope to fight crime like that... Cop: Eh... Link: I've been hit harder by my little sister... Senario: Link what the fuck are you... Cop: I'd listen to your little friend there... ___________________________________ (In the Kakariko back alleys) Isaac: So Malon, you said you're a friend of Link... Malon: Yes why.... Isaac: How do you know him? Malon: I sold him his piece of crap motor bike... Isaac: *Draws Sword* Zelda: ISAAC!!! Isaac: Why did the bike you sold him have a tracking device on it? Malon: Damn... Zelda: Isaac? Rutina: Zel, she was the one who set us up before... Malon: How perceptive... Malon: Doesn't matter now though... Isaac: ... Malon: *Takes out Radio* Alright apprehended the accomplices... Zelda: What are you chargeing us with? Malon: Nothing... Zelda: HYRULE HAS A DAMN CONSTITUTION! YOU CAN'T JUST ARREST US!!! Malon: By senator Dragmire's order, we can... ________________________________ (Kakariko Precinct-Interrogation Room) Link: So why are we here again... Cop: Well, We believe you killed your land-lady over rent, stole an artifact from a museum, shot a pawn-broker, violated numerous sacred grounds and...committed treason against the country of Hyrule. Link: Wow, forgot Armed Robbery and Jay Walking... Cop: Don't talk shit to me kid... Link: S-H-I-T _____________________________ (Kakariko Precinct-Detective Malon Lon's office) Dragmire: Great job detective, you shall receive a medal... Malon: Here's the thing..I think that their innocent... Dragmire: How...Unfortunate. Malon: How so? Dragmire: *Flame Chokes* Malon: You...Mothe...Fu.... Malon: ... Dragmire: Men dispose of the body... Cop: YES SIR! __________________________________ (In the groups Cell) Zelda: How are we going to get out of here... Link: I don't know... Senario: The least they could do is feed us... Isaac: The food would suck anyway... *Dragmire walks in* Dragmire: So we meet once again... Link: YEAH WE DO MEET AGAIN!!! Dragmire: You seem very happy for a man without a Sword... Link: Oh..Yeah... Dragmire: Idiot, I need to talk to someone with some decent intelligence. Senario: That would be me... Zelda: <_< Isaac: <_< Rutina: <_< Link: <_< Senario: What, It's true... Dragmire: Convince your friends to hand me their Triforces, and your lives will be spared... Senario: Deal, Link Zelda hand over the Triforce... Link: HELL NO! Zelda: ARE YOU MAD!!! Link: She's right, THIS IS MADNESS Senario: THIS IS SPAR- Isaac: STOP WITH THE FUCKING REFERENCE WE GET IT!!! Dragmire: You do realize I will only tolerate your shenanigans for so long... Link: Fine... Zelda: I guess we have no choice... *What is Love starts playing* Dragmire: What the Fu... Link: SHIYAAA *Tackles Dragmire* Zelda: HOLY CRAP!!! Link: ISAAC!!! Isaac: C'Mon let's go! *Isaac Zelda Senario and Rutina run* Dragmire: Good...Your friends escaped... Link: Good, that's what I was shooting for... Dragmire: Hand me your Triforce and I'll let you escape as well... Link: Bull, even if you let me go, You would still come after Zelda. Dragmire: Link...If you give me the Triforce I will allow Zelda to keep her's. Link: What? Dragmire: Unlike my ancestor, i'm reasonable, Controlling the Triforce would be a laughable feet, I would be perfectly fine with a meer majority... Link: Fine.. I give you my Triforce... *Glowing* *Moar glowing* Link: AHHHHHH *Triforce disappears from his hand* Dragmire: Fool... Dragmire: Did you really think I would let your friends live... Link: Basterd... Dragmire: *Teleports* To Be Concluded Edited September 9, 2008 by Toa Lord Sothe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Surprise haircut LOL. Also, SENARIO said the Sparta line? THIS IS MADNESS! oh wai.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 9, 2008 Author Share Posted September 9, 2008 Surprise haircut LOL.Also, SENARIO said the Sparta line? THIS IS MADNESS! oh wai.. I meant for Isaac to say the line but decided to have it be Senario for comedy sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Another great chapter. Can't wait for the last one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 10, 2008 Author Share Posted September 10, 2008 (edited) ENDGAME: FINAL CHAPTER Link: Fuck... Link: I lost my Triforce, I put my friends in danger.... Link: After nearly 5000 years, Dragmire no. Ganondorf...he has finally won... Link: Mrs.Orlando...Ariana...And soon the only friends I have left... Link: NO!!! Link: It's not over yet... Link: Dragmire...It's over... _____________________ (Outside Kakariko City) Link: Damnit... Link: Hey you! Man: HEY WHAT ARE YOU! Link: *Draws Sword* I need to borrow your car. Man: Okay dude, your shit aint my buisness. ______________________________ (On the Highway En Route to Hylia City-Dragmire's Limo) Dragmire: Alright, great were catching up with them. Lackey: Uh Sir... Dragmire: What is it... Lackey: Link is catching up with us... *BANG* Lackey: Correction, Link just ran us into a wall... ________________________________ (On the Highway) Link: *Kicks Open Dragmire's door* Dragmire: You little fuck... Link: *Pulls Dragmire out of the car* Dragmire: HAAA-AHHHH *Pulls out twin Sword* Link: *Draws Master Sword* Link: I think we need some Bad-Ass Fighting Music Dragmire: WELL I COMPLETELY AGREE!!! Dragmire: *Slashes at Link* Link: HIYAAA *Spin Attacks* Dragmire: Your good... *Throws Lightning Ball at him* Link: *Deflects it back at Dragmire* Dragmire: Oh What the Fu- AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Link: Had enough yet... Dragmire: No... *The Sky turns dark and all the cars on the road are swept aside* *LIGHTNING* *Dragmire transforms into a massive boar creature* Link: OH SHIT! ?Dragmire?: RAARRGGHH!!! Link: SHIYAAAA *Throws sword at the creture's face* ?Dragmire?: RAAAAAA Link: 'Sages..Act NOW' ______________________ (Five days later Hylia City Hospital) Link: Ahhhh....Where am I... Zelda: Your at the Hospital Link, you pased out before the sages sealed Dragmire... Link: Are we under arrest... Zelda: No we were all acquitted, The courts are still trying to make heads or tails of that Ganon-Beast... Link: Huh... Zelda: Dragmire hasn't been seen since that flash of light... Link: Oh...Thenit died with him... Zelda: What? Link: My Triforce... Zelda: Link? *Glowing* Link: The fuck? *Both the Triforce of Power and Courage are on his Hand* Link: Holy Crap... __________________ (Back at the Mercenary Base) Senario: So Isaac, were done with the damn fool crusade..what now? Isaac: I guess we recruit, were still the Greil MERCENARIES... ???: Are you looking for recruits? Isaac: What the? Rutina: I was hopeing to join up... Isaac: We might have an opening... *Isaac and Rutina start kissing* Senario: Oh bloody hell, I think I'm going to vomit... ________________________ The End Edited September 10, 2008 by Toa Lord Sothe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 10, 2008 Author Share Posted September 10, 2008 Alright I would like to thank the people who gave enough of a crap to post regularly so that would be...Kiryn and Banjo...Thanks guys, I would have probably given this up if it weren't for you.. Also 20,000 cool points to anyone who gets the "Badass Music" reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Senario's final quote for the win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 10, 2008 Author Share Posted September 10, 2008 Senario's final quote for the win. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Awesome. MAKE ANOTHER ONE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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