Not Changed by VASM :( Posted July 19, 2008 Author Share Posted July 19, 2008 Chapter 13 (At the Local Hampton Inn) Isaac: My men are patrolling the halls and I've already infiltrated the staff. Zoraman: Okay thanks Isaac Isaac: Yes sir. *Isaac Starts To Leave* *BANG* Zoraman: Fuck Damnit! Isaac: Boss!!! Zoraman: They just got my leg Isaac: The bleeding from you chest would sugest otherwise. *Suddenly the door bursts in* Dragmire: So you cocky little pricks thought you could escape Isaac: Basterd where did that bullet come from? *Suddenly a men apears out of the wall* Isaac: What the...Camfoil. Dragmire: Your sharp boy, ever consider joining my team? Isaac: Zoraman has good dental *Isaac whips out a pistol and fires 6 shots into Dragmire* Dragmire: Bullets, How cute ???: I always thought so *SHWING* Dragmire: GAH!!! Link: Master Sword. Dragmire: Bah, DEAL WITH THIS *Teleports* Link: *Stabs the Cam Foil Guy* Isaac: Link we have to get Zoraman to a hospital Link: Right get a car, I'll carry him out. *Isaac runs out* Link: Hey Zoraman, put on this jacket and cover the bleeding Zoraman: ...Kay...Link *Link and Zoraman start walking out to the car* *Suddenly two Moblins with Machine Guns Jump out infront of the Car* Isaac: What the fuck are those things? Link: Do you want to know? Moblin 1: BWAR HAR GURUWHA RAHR Moblin 2: What he said!!!! Isaac: Link I'll get Zoraman out you handle these basterds! Link: *Unsheathes Master Sword and Takes Pistol out of belt* Isaac: *Gets Zoraman in car and drives away* Link: Alright you ugly little... *Machine Gun Fire* Link: Okay humerous insult phase over *Link runs at the Moblins and uses his sword to block the Machine Gun Fire* Moblin 1: Demon! how do you live? Link: Skills *Stabs Moblin 1* Moblin 2: *Fires Machine Gun at Link* Link: *Rolls under the car* Moblin: *Sticks head under the car* Moblin: Hiiii Link: Hello *Fires Pistol into the Moblins face* *Link rolls out from under the car* Link: I better get to the Hospital! To Be Continued... ACTON CHAPIE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Link with pistol=WIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted July 19, 2008 Author Share Posted July 19, 2008 Methinks Issac is MARTH.Sorry about not posting and stuff but I've been busy. Lots of long shifts at work, going out with friends and playing wii. And when im here Im trying to update my story and such. But good. Keep it going! (YAY THE THUGS CAME BACK!) Wrong!!! Remember, He's in a personal Security firm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Wrong!!!Remember, He's in a personal Security firm. *falls on knees and plays epic music as he shouts towards the sky* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted July 19, 2008 Author Share Posted July 19, 2008 *falls on knees and plays epic music as he shouts towards the sky*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Relax man you were close! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 IKE!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted July 19, 2008 Author Share Posted July 19, 2008 IKE!? Let's just say he fights for his friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 *plays tales of symphonia victory theme* AND THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING WITH ME!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted July 19, 2008 Author Share Posted July 19, 2008 *plays tales of symphonia victory theme*AND THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING WITH ME!!!!!!!!! When did I mess with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 When did I mess with you? never. I just wanted to use a genis victory quote. "Man that was pathetic" would make you think im insulting the story. So would "All talk, no action" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted July 19, 2008 Author Share Posted July 19, 2008 never. I just wanted to use a genis victory quote. "Man that was pathetic" would make you think im insulting the story. So would "All talk, no action" Oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted July 19, 2008 Author Share Posted July 19, 2008 (edited) Chapter 13 1/2 (At Zoraman's Hospital room) Zoraman: Isaac, I need you to do somethng for me. Isaac: What boss Zoraman: I need you to help Link, the fate of the world seems to rest on his shoulders and he needs all the help he can get Isaac: Sure boss the three of us are gonna kill this Dragmire guy, I promise Zoraman: Maybe just the two of you... *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* Doctor: He flat-lined get some paddels in here! Isaac: Boss? _______________________________________________ TO BE CONTINUED... Edited July 19, 2008 by Toa Lord Sothe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 If Isaac "fights for his friends"... Link and Ike working together to save the world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted July 20, 2008 Author Share Posted July 20, 2008 (edited) If Isaac "fights for his friends"...Link and Ike working together to save the world? I know, tis' crazy! Edited July 20, 2008 by Toa Lord Sothe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 Chapter 14 (At the funeral of Mikue Zoraman) Priest: And so we now lay to rest the great hero, the great leader and a great friend. Priest: May the Goddeses see your soul to safety. *Some Hylian Guards come out and fire* Link: Isaac we can't let Dragmire get away with that. *Bang* Isaac: My sword is yours, I made a promise. *Bang* Link: Then we find Dragmire and defeat him. *Bang* Isaac: But, how? *Bang* Link: I don't know Isaac, I don't know. ________________________________________ Note: The Firing was both a salute to Zoraman and a way to add dramtic effect to Isaac and Link's conversation. ________________________________________ (3 Hours later at the mansion of Mikue Zoraman) *Doorbell* Link: *Draws Master Sword* Be prepared. Isaac: *Takes out Rifle* Got it. *Mumbled Talking* Isaac: Link at lower your guard it's not Dragmire. Link: Then who is it? *A women covered in scales walks in* ???: Me Link: You...Look like a friggen fish! Isaac: *Facepalm* ???: I am Rutina, the only child of Miue Zoraman. To Be Continued... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Enter the Zora girl with the name starting with "Ru". This is pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 Chapter 15 (At the home of Mikue Zoraman) Link: You have scales... Rutina: I think we established that. Isaac: This is Senator Zoraman's Daughter. Link: But she has scales. Rutina: It was a birth defect, I also have gills and webed toes. Link: Can I see? Isaac: *Smacks Link* Link: What!!! Isaac: Your being a rude ass-hole! Rutina: Believe me when you live your life with scales you get used to it. Isaac: Link your still stareing at her... Link: Sorry, it's just when you get pased the scales...She's kinda' hot. Both: *Facepalm* _____________________________ (12 Minutes later) Rutina: Alright, I'm in Dragmire killed my father then I want to kill him. Isaac: Alright we need a plan! Link: *Playing a SNES* I can't believe Zoraman has this thing I mean they stopped makeing these nearly 100 years ago. Rutina: 126 years ago to be exact. Isaac: Will you two stop playing video games damnit we have work to do! Link: If only we new more about him. Isaac: Well he thinks he's Gannondorf for one. Link: Wrong, I think he really is Gannondorf. Rutina: Lol wut! Isaac: There's no such person as Gannondorf, and even if there was he'd be about 60,000 years old! Link: Bullets and Knives didn't hurt him. only this Sword from the museum. Isaac: Alright then...*Goes to Zoraman's book-shelf* Rutina: My father sucked at house keeping what are you looking for? Isaac: A book of ancient Hylian Legends. Link: Don't bother the whole Legend of the Triforce bearers was never translated. Isaac: Damnit, our best shot to defeat him and we lost it to our translaters ignorence. Rutina: If only we had some sort of...Link to the Past. Link: What did you just say? Rutina: A Link to the Past? *Link starts going through Zoraman's antique games* Isaac: Link! Those are worth a fortune! Link: No this one is. Rutina: *Looks at the game cartrige* Rutina: The Legend of Zelda, A Link to the Past. Link: Look at this, it matches what was translated from the Legend, The unnamed Hero, the Immortal Sorceror. everything. Isaac: If this child's plaything was based on the Triforce Legend then it may be our only hope for defeating Dragmire. Link: I'm glad Zoraman was an antique game collector or else this idea may never have come to us. Rutina: I just prey that it's right! Link: I'm going to go find some more of these "Zelda Games" Rutina: I'll come with I haven't been to gamestop in months! *Link and Rutina run out of Zoraman's house* Isaac: *Picks up a Game Disk* Isaac: Fire Emblem: Path of Radience... Isaac: Looks pretty stupid. *Throws it back into the pile of games* To Be Continued... Moar Filler, but new major Character and new plot-point! NOT BAD FOR FILLER! Also LOL at Isaac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Lol @ inclusion of videogames. Nice episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 Lol @ inclusion of videogames. Nice episode. Funny how Isaac dissed' his own game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Indeed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 Chapter 16 (At the Hylia City Game Stop) Guy: Sorry they discontinued that series 50-Years ago. Link: Why? Guy: Someone bought the company and sold off all their property, except that series, that series they just let die. Rutina: Who bought the company? Guy: That senator dude, the one who's running for President. Link/Rutina: SHIT!!! ________________________ (3 Minutes Later in the car) Link: If Dragmire really did go to such great lengths to discontinue that series then my suspisions were right, that game must be based off the Legends. *Phone Rings* Rutina: *Takes out Cell-Phone* Isaac(On Phone): Guys, I was playing through the game. I think we need to awaken some Sages or some crap like that. Rutina: Sages? Isaac(On Phone): The Legends real enough, The way to kill Dragmire must be as well. Rutina: Then that's it we have to find these Sages...How do we do that? Isaac(On Phone): There sposed to live in Temples or Dungeons or something. Rutina: Okay thanks Isaac *Hangs up Phone* Link: What did Isaac want? Rutina: Link drive me to the Temple of Time Museum Link: Okay 'Like I haven't seen enough of that palce' To Be Continued... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Temple...museum...lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 Temple...museum...lol. It's actually... "The Temple Of Time Museum of Ancient Hylian Histories and Cultures" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 Chapter 16 1/2 (Outside the Museum) Rutina: Alright I have a list of probable sites to find Sages at! Link: Great let's get back to Isaac. _________________________________ (20 Minutes later at the home of Mikue Zoraman) Link: Alright I'll check out this Kokori Forest place. Isaac: We'll search out the Water Fortress. Link: I only hope we find these places before Dragmire does. Rutina: Werd, I'm okay in a fight but against Magic and shit, I'm dead Link: Alright, Isaac, Scales...It was nice knowing you. Isaac: Now that there was just Pesimistic To Be Continued Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 It's just like old times again... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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