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Chapter 17

(In the Kokori Forest)

Link: Great I've been lost for DAYS, Where the hell am I?

*Rustleing*

Link: Who's there

???: Who are you mister?

Link: Wut!!!

*A young orange haired kid jumps out of the shrubs*

Link: Who are you?

???: My names Mido, who are you?

Link: I'm Link.

Mido: Hey that's the same name as some other little pussy I used to Boss around!!!

Link: Really?

Mido: Yeah, but he left and he never came back.

Link: Really...

Mido: Then some other guy with that name came here, but then he never came again.

Link: How long ago was all this.

Mido: Oh only 3 Months ago.

Link: Hm...

Mido: Hey do you want to come to my village?

Link: Village, how did you build a village in the middle of a Forest Preseve without rangers and cops finding you?

Mido: Come to my Village please!!

Link: Alright I guess?

*The two start walking through the forest*

Link: So Mido, have you ever heard of a Forest Temple

Mido: Yes the Sage lives there, but the sage doesn't live there anymore.

Link: SAGE

Mido: She went away.

Link: A lot of people went away didn't they Mido.

Mido: Saria went away.

Link: Okay...

Mido: The Deku Tree and all my friends. they went away to now I'm all alone.

Link: Hm that really sucks Mido.

Mido: Yeah.

Link: Hey look at that sign it says "Forest Temple"

Link: I have to go.

Mido: Okay.

Link: 'What is with this kid, he talks like an old man and his eyes look like a drug addicts'

Mido: NOOOOOOO

Link: What is it Kid?

Mido: I shouldn't have come here this is where they went!

Link: Mido relax your just...

Mido: GAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

*Suddenly Mido's cloths start ripping, His skin starts turning black and wrinkly, His hair falls out*

?Mido?: GIYAHHH

Link: Mido?

?Mido?: LINK GO I'M BECOMING ONE OF THEM

Link: Mido!

*Suddenly 20 Re-Deads come out of the ground*

?Mido?: Go I'm GRAHHHHHHHHHH

*Mido completes his Re-Dead transformation*

Link: Oh shit.

Re-Deads: UHHH

*The Re-Deads attack Link*

Link: 'Fuck I feel nothing, I'm Numb I can't move'

*Re-Deads start climbing on Link and pulling him under the ground*

Link: AAHHHHHHH

*Suddenly Link unleshes a Spin Attack*

Re-Deads: UUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Link: Zombies, Jesus where am I Resident Evil

To be Continued...

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Chapter 17 1/2

(In the Kokori Forest Preserve)

Link: WOOT finally ditched those Resi Evil rejects!

???: Who are you?

Link: What the...

*Suddenly a strange little Wooden Man comes out from the brush*

???: Who are you sir?

Link: I'm Link and if your going to turn into some effed up Zombie thing I want to know NOW!

???: Sir I am Makar, those things you speak of, you mean the Re-Deads!!!

Link: Yeah them.

Makar: You faced them and did not become one of them!!!

Link: Yeah actually.

Makar: Then you can help me sir! You see those "Resi Evil Effed up things" took my friends, I'm not mighty enough to face them, But maybe you are!

Link: 'I'm gonna have to fight those things eventually, may as well help this little thing out'

Link: Alright Makar, I'll help you.

Makar: Yay, they took my friends to the Forest Temple, I used to live there but then they kicked me out!

Link: You lived there???

Makar: Yes I was once a Sage there

Link: :o

Makar: You not believe what Makar tells you?

Link: Fine then lead the way mister Sage!

Makar: Okay!!

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(Outside the Forest Temple)

Makar: This is it!

Link: I have a BAD feeling about this.

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A Serenes Forest Exclusive!

Character Profiles!!!!!

Name: Lincoln Cassidey

Age: 19

Counter-Part: Link

Bio: Link was born in rural Termina, He moved to Hylia City when he was 16 and was forced into a hard life of kill or be killed on the poverty stricken south side of Hylia.

Name: Gary Dragmire

Age: 57

Counter-Part: Gannondorf

Bio: Gary Dragmire is the descendant of Gannondorf he was born into the dukedom of Gerudo but then abandoned his title to run for Senate. He is obssessed with his Ancestor's legacy and is always searching for links to old Hyrule.

Name: Mikue Zoraman

Age: 32

Counter-Part: MM Zora

Bio: Zoraman is the Zorian party front-runner for the presidential elections. He was origanally an ally of Dragmire until Dragmire stole his Senate Party endorsement votes.

Sorry the other's who have counter parts haven't been revealed yet.

Serenes Forest Exclusive Character Profiles #2

Name: Isaac

Age: 21

Counter-Part: Ike (FE)

Bio: Isaac is the current head of his father's personal security firm.

Name: Ariana Cassidey

Age: 17

Counter-Part: Aryll (Wind Waker)

Bio: Ariana is Link's sister she moved to the city on her 17th birthday to try and find her brother.

Name: Rutina

Age: 20

Counter-Part: Any number of Zora girls.

Bio: Mikue Zoraman's only Duaghter, She was born with a birth defect causeing her to be covered in scales.

She hopes to follow in her fathers foot-steps and become a Senator.

Only a one more to go!!!

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Chapter 18

(In a small cave near Lake Hylia)

Isaac: No luck finding the Temple.

Rutina: Oh I was sure it would be here.

Isaac: So what do you think Link's doing right now?

Rutina: Bet he already found his Sage.

Isaac: I wish Zoraman would've died before he had the chance to enlist me in to some Damn Fool Idealistic Crusade.

Rutina: Atleast you got to say goodbuy

Isaac: I'm sorry that was a pretty dicky thing to say...

Rutina: It's okay, if you want to go, fine go. Consider your contract terminated.

Isaac: No way, you hired me and I'm with you to the end.

Rutina: Then your fired.

Isaac: Fine you fired me.

Rutina: Then why aren't you leaveing?

Isaac: You fired me I can do what I want.

Rutina: Isaac your...

Isaac: Rutina... I...

*They Kiss*

Isaac: *Pulls Back*

Rutina: Isaac we...

Isaac: I'm an idiot...

Rutina: Isaac your not a...

Isaac: No I just jepradized the mission!

Rutina: Isaac we just...

Isaac: We just became more then Employer and Employee!

Rutina: Isaac.

Isaac: I'm a Mercenary, I was hired to complete an objective. Now I complicated things It's personal, I may make a blunder or error. and what if our enamies found out!

Rutina: *Slaps Isaac*

Isaac: Ow...

Rutina: I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY WE COULDN'T GO ANYWHERE WITH THIS, THAT WAS A MOMENTARY THING.

Isaac: Rutina I'm just...

Rutina: THEN YOU GO ON AND ON ABOUT SOME BULL SHIT LIKE WE JUST GOT MARRIED OR SCREWED EACHOTHER!

Isaac: *Punchs Wall*

*Wall falls in and secret passageway opens*

Isaac: .......

Rutina: ........

Isaac: You should kiss me more often.

Rutina: Grow Up.

Isaac: Well you comeing. *Walks through passageway*

Rutina: Idiot...*Runs after Isaac*

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(Meanwhile in the Forest Temple)

Link: Wow, do you believe this Makar, we got through the whole Temple without oposition from our Resi Evil friends.

Makar: *Weird Korok Noise* Indeed mister Link!

*Suddenly a Blast of Purple Energy Fries Makar*

???: Pathetic, that sad little Sage thought he could oppose ME!

Link: Who the hell are you as if I didn't know?

Dragmire: Well boy been awhile since we last met.

Link: Shame we couldn't have gone forever.

Dragmire: *Pulls Out Pistol*

Link: *Pulls out Master Sword*

Dragmire: Very Good, Not as good as this *Fires Pistol at Makar*

Makar: AHHHHHHHH

Dragmire without the sage how do you hope to oppose me?

Link: With The Master Sword YOUR ONLY WEAKNESS

Dragmire: Without the Sage...It's just a Blade.

Link: What...

Dragmire: The Sages Served TWO purposes, To Power the Sword that Kills me, AND To Seal my Soul afterwards.

Link: Shit....

Dragmire: Enjoy your last seconds of life.

Dragmire: TELEPORT *Vanishes*

Link: Makar!

Makar: .......

Link: Damnit Dragmire!

*Suddenly 30 Re-Deads climb out of the Dirt*

Link: Oh Crap...

???: Mister Link?

Link: *Turns Around*

Makar(Re-Dead): Hello Mister Link...*Jumps at Link's Face*

Link: TERIYAH *Spin Attacks the Re-Deads*

*Re-Deads Start Grabbing onto Link*

Link: God DAMNIT *Triforce Glows*

Re-Deads: UWAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Link: Wah?

*Re-Deads Start Reverting into Kokori*

*A Green Haired Girl goes up to Link*

???: Link Hurry!

Link: What, Who are you?

???: My name is Saria, I'm a Sage!

Link: Okay what now?

Saria: *Says Something in Ancient Hylian*

*Saria and Link vanish from the crowd*

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(In the Sacred Realm)

Link: How did you know my name?

Saria: Your all named Link silly.

Link: What...

Saria: Here *Hands Link a Medallion*

Link: What the?

*Master Sword glows green then reverts to normal*

Saria: My power has been awakened, Link Go to the Water Temple, there your friends are in Peril...

*BLINDING RAY OF LIGHT*

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(In the Water Fortress)

Rutina: Alright that cavern was flooded, maybe we could use the lower passageway.

Isaac: Sorry, you have gills I don't I wouldn't make it throught the lower passageway.

Rutina: Right, Damn were trapped.

*Suddenly "What is Love" starts playing*

Rutina: What the Hell

Isaac: *Answers Cell Phone*

Rutina: That is your Ring Tone.

Isaac: Shut up, I like the Song.

???(On Phone): Alright I found My Sage, I'm heading to meet you guys.

Isaac: Cool, *Hangs Up*

Rutina: That Link?

Isaac: Yeah he already cleared his Temple.

Rutina: Great *Bobs Head*

Isaac: Oh Fuck off.

To Be Continued...

Not as good as alot of chapters but I'm comeing off writers block gimme a break.

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This is cool! I like how you used things from LoZ, but you also used real life things. (sorry if that sounded stupid, I can't think of any other way to put it, lol.)

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Chapter 18 1/2

(In the Water Fortress)

Isaac: Strange we've gone this long without oposition.

Rutina: Replace strange with damn lucky and I'd agree with you.

???: Hey Guys...

Isaac/Rutina: !!!

Isaac: LINK

Link: Yeah who else, I finished my dungeon and decided to save your ass.

Rutina: How did you get through the Flooded caverns, Isaac just BARELY made it with my help.

Link: I'm not some Blue-Haired pussy am I?

Isaac: Link, what are you.

Link: Your going the wrong way, that catcomb is flooded, this way

*Link walks through a dark hallway*

Rutina: ???

Isaac: ???

Rutina: That was fucked up.

Isaac: Extremely.

*They follow Link*

_________________

(Meanwhile on Hylia City Streets)

Link: *Dialing Cell Phone*

???(On Phone): Hey you reached the voice mail of Isaac Greil, Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Link: Isaac, are you and Rutina okay... The Sage said some shit about you guys being in peril, listen be careful, In my limited experience Sages tend to be right.

To Be Continued...

EDIT: how did I make that typo three fucking time O_o

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Chapter 19

(In the Water Fortress)

Isaac: Where are we?

Rutina: Where'd Link go?

Isaac: I don't know he walked down that hall and then I didn't see him again.

Rutina: I have a BAD feeling about this.

Isaac: WAH *Falls through Trap Door*

Rutina: ISAAC!!

*Suddenly a mysterious force pushes her into the pit*

_______________________

(20 Minutes later)

Isaac: What the...

Rutina: Mirrors everywhere...

Isaac: *Walks over to a large Mirror*

*The Mirrors reflection shows A large man in Black Armour*

Isaac: HOLY SHIT!

Rutina: Isaac, whats wrong?

Isaac: It's him...the man who killed my father...

Rutina: Where.

Isaac: In the Mirror...

Rutina: Isaac it just shows you.

Isaac: DAMNIT HE WAS HERE A SECOND AGO!

Rutina: Isaac take a Chill Pill.

Isaac: NO, I saw him he was RIGHT THERE!

Rutina: Isaac!

Isaac: NO HE COULDN'T BE I KILLED HIM 3 YEARS AGO!

Rutina: ISAAC SNAP OUT OF IT!

*Suddenly Link walks out of one of the Mirrors*

???: Do you like my home?

Rutina: Link?

???: No ass-hat.

Isaac: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, HOW DID YOU DO THAT WITH THE MIRRORS!

???: I'm your worst nightmare... Just call me Dark.

Rutina: Darkl?

Isaac: WELL DARK, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO COME TO AN END!

Dark: Try me.

Isaac: *Whips out Pistol*

Dark: Pathetic...*Fires blast of energy at Isaac*

Isaac: Shit...

Rutina: ISAAC...

Dark: Get away from him *Punchs Rutina*

Rutina: You hope to take over the world, with a punch like that.

Dark: Yes *Slaps Rutina*

Rutina: Any proper villain would have killed us by now.

Dark: *Evil Grin* Waste Not...

Dark: *Grabs Rutina*

Rutina: AHHHH!

Isaac: GAHHHH *Stabs Dark with dagger*

Dark: AHHH *Melts into ground*

Rutina: Isaac you...

Isaac: It's okay he's gone...

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(Hylia City Streets)

Link: *On Cell Phone*

???(On Phone): Hey you reached the voice mail of Isaac Greil, Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Link: Damnit *Hangs Up*

Thug: Funny how we keep meeting up with eachother

Link: Not really *Does a Leg Sweep*

Thug: Guh!

Link: *Runs off*

???: Hey Boy!

(An Orange Haired Girl is motioning at Link)

Link: Yes?

???: Are you interested in buying a Motercycle?

Link: Unless that's some form of Weapon or Innuendo not really.

???: C'Mon only 20 Rupees.

Link: Why so cheap?

???: That Dragmire guy bought my store and I'm selling of the assets dirt cheap.

Link: Fine It's a great price, And tell you the truth anything that would piss of Dragmire is good for me.

???: Oh and a as for that Innuendo you mentioned, I might not be opposed. ;)

Link: What's your name?

???: Malon. Here *Hands Link a Card*

Link: Name and Number and we barely met...I like you.

Link: *Walks over to Bike*

Link: *Looks at Decal on the side*

Link: "Epona" weird nameing a Bike but I kinda' like it.

____________________________

To Be Continued...

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