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Hi there, I'm Reider if you couldn't tell from looking at the name of the user who posted this topic or from that convenient label to the left that tells you.

I'll admit, I'm not much of a forum poster. Tend to prefer IRC though I've been cutting back on that lately due to my schoolwork not getting done. :P

For some random details about myself, I'm 24 years old, currently a freshman in college and also working for the college as a network support specialist.

Only other thing I can think to mention is that I'm rather fond of all the Fire Emblem games, though I imagine that goes without saying in most cases.

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Heyyyyy, and welcome to the Forest! I know what you mean about being busy because of school, it sucks!

Have a wonderful time here, and enjoy your stay!

Tell me about it. The job is making it even worse. Barely have any time for myself anymore. sad.gif

Hi. Welcome to the forest. I hope its everything you ever dreamed it would be and more.

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If it was everything I dreamed of, this place would be a tropical island in the middle of the ocean with an endless supply of booze and mute girls in bikinis. Oh, and nachos because nachos are awesome.

Anyways, thanks for the welcomes. I'll probably lurk for the most part but hopefully I'll find something I want to post in before too long.

Cheers.

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If it was everything I dreamed of, this place would be a tropical island in the middle of the ocean with an endless supply of booze and mute girls in bikinis. Oh, and nachos because nachos are awesome.

Maybe your expectations were just a little too high. blink.gif

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While I can't do anything about mute girls in bikinis, I do live on a tropical island in the middle of the ocean with booze and nachos. Along with roughly a million other people.

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While I can't do anything about mute girls in bikinis, I do live on a tropical island in the middle of the ocean with booze and nachos. Along with roughly a million other people.

Sure you can 'Clipsey~ You go get yourself, and I'll go get a ball gag and something skimpy~

Oh, and hi new user. Welcome, enjoy, yadayady you know the drill.

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INB4 KNITTY AND WAHA KITTY ESSAY!

Hi, Reider.

Quiet you or you will be Waha Punched...

Dear Butt Rider,

Meow, I am Waha Kitty. You may only refer to me as Waha Kitty. If you call me anything but Waha Kitty, you will be seriously punished. I mean seriously. This is not an empty threat. Also, don't quote me without changing the title of the quote to Waha Kitty. Waha Kitty. You better not leave or I will haunt you IRL. Seriously, not kidding. Anyway, enjoy your stay. You better...

With these tough economic times, you might want to consider using a Knife for protection instead of a Gun. You can conceal Knives easier and they are more lethal at close range. Unless you got a Gun to someone's head. Why am I capitalizing Gun and Knife? Just cuz. Is this paragraph relevant to the introduction? Shut up, you ask too many questions.

There are many dicks on this forum. Not the kinds that would be appealing to females or homosexual men. Many were weeded out by the travel back in time. Oh yeah, the forum is actually 3 months older than it appears. That's cuz of a bug that caused the site to have amnesia. I think. The forums reopened up in early January 2008, although it was open like 2 months before that. Somebody had server payment issues.

Call me Waha Kitty. I know I said this already, but people still seem to call me by my screen name. Only people on my list can call me Knitty. My list is in the "about me" section of my profile. You can still apply to be on the list, but remember to call me Waha Kitty.

Man, roommates suck. Me and my roommate always fight about bills, video games, and other friends. He uses up more electricity than me, but I have to pay 50% regardless? He wants to hook up his 360 so I have to take down my Wii? He brings over his friends when I'm having a nice private dinner? Trust me, don't ever get roommates. Don't sell your soul for 50% off rent and utilities... If you do, you will be Waha Punishedâ„¢.

Don't mess with Texas. That's right, I am from Texas. In Texas, you can be killed for a crime you didn't commit. In Texas, you can go the a farm and dance with the cows. In Texas, I saw a guy get shot by an officer for littering. Everything is bigger in Texas. Including my ****.

I've never copied & pasted. Never. I like to take my time writing out all my messages to make more of an impression. I am Waha Ashamed of everyone who uses copy & paste. How can I tell? I just do. I don't know why the computer geeks added in a copy & paste feature, but I think that was the worst move ever.

I've been here longer than 3 years (with a bunch of breaks in between), so respect mah senioritay. I never really did much. Oh yeah, I helped kick start a Fire Emblem fangame based on users on this site. I disappeared for 2 months and people assumed I was dead. I helped a lot of users get banned. Hell, I don't know why they still keep me here.

Don't be a Waha Idiot either. I know some guys in the intro threads that seem to be following me around trying to piss me of. If you become a Waha Idiot and annoy me too much, you will be Waha Punishedâ„¢. Oh yeah, don't break the forum rules or you will be Waha Punishedâ„¢. What the mods will do to you is nothing compared to what I will do to you...

Why don't I change my display name to Waha Kitty? Why don't you shut up? What? You never asked me? Bullshit, I can read your mind. I know your deepest fears. Like I said, if you go inactive, I will come for you IRL. Only I can do that. How come? Again, you ask too many questions (even though you didn't ask them).

Now I must end this rant, because you probably stopped caring about whatever I said. What was the point of writing this message? To test you. If you skipped everything, you can go fuck yourself. But if you took the time to read this, maybe we can be friends and maybe you could call me Knitty. But whatever you do, don't get on my bad side or you will receive Waha Punishmentâ„¢.

What is Waha Punishmentâ„¢? You don't want to find out. The last guy who received Waha Punishmentâ„¢ didn't post for an entire day. A week later, he got banned. Surely you do not want to suffer the same fate (or do you?)...

Your Waha Dream is intriguing, but one major correction: the mute girls are holding Knives. And the girls are Knives.

Signed,

Waha Kitty

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Sure you can 'Clipsey~ You go get yourself, and I'll go get a ball gag and something skimpy~

Oh, and hi new user. Welcome, enjoy, yadayady you know the drill.

I've no idea who you are but you pretty much covered what I was going to say other than needing a fairly large number of said ball gags and many more vic-,er participants.

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Awww, you're so cute with your long dialogues and Waha-ing~

I'm gonna call you Texkitty.

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I've no idea who you are but you pretty much covered what I was going to say other than needing a fairly large number of said ball gags and many more vic-,er participants.

Awww, you're so cute with your long dialogues and Waha-ing~

I'm gonna call you Texkitty.

That is Waha Fine as long as you don't call/quote me by my screen name. Which you just did. You receive a Waha Warning.

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That is Waha Fine as long as you don't call/quote me by my screen name. Which you just did. You receive a Waha Warning.

Wow, he disappeared after Waha Knitty Waha Warned him. You're awesome!

Also, welcome to the forums, if you're still alive.

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Wow, he disappeared after Waha Knitty Waha Warned him. You're awesome!

Also, welcome to the forums, if you're still alive.

What kind of Waha idiots are joining nowadays? Waha Warning for you too.

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Wow, he disappeared after Waha Knitty Waha Warned him. You're awesome!

Also, welcome to the forums, if you're still alive.

I was scared and stuff. sad.gif

That and I couldn't think of anything to say past that point so I moved on to different topics.

Hello to you too by the way.

Oh, and since it's been ages since I've been a new guy anywhere, HAI KNITTY HOPE WE CAN BE BESTEST FRIENDS AND SHARE HUGS AND SECRETS ABOUT OUR CRUSHES AND STUFF!

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