Elieson Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 With a hair straightener. You jealous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppy Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Cool Story, Bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 (edited) This morning I made poached eggs on toast. And cheddar cheese. And horseradish. So I'm not jealous. It wasn't with a hair straightener but methodology doesn't concern me in this case. The ends justify the means! Edited November 29, 2011 by BlueMartianKitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOscarDude Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 (edited) Now do it with a curling iron. Or by colliding atoms. Or use a magnifying glass. Or a frying pan. Jeez. You can toast toast with so much more than just a toaster. Edited November 29, 2011 by ThatOscarDude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted November 29, 2011 Author Share Posted November 29, 2011 I was proud. My toaster is on the fritz, and now I've found an alternative way to make toast. take this story as advice of not what I have done, but what can be done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 I tade moast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 While this is wildly exciting and invigorating, I find myself stumped at a single question. It bugs me day and night and finally needs to be asked. And I care because...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 (edited) While this is wildly exciting and invigorating, I find myself stumped at a single question. It bugs me day and night and finally needs to be asked. And I care because...? You're just that badass that apparently days and nights have passed since he made this topic, even though it was made 25 minutes before you posted? Edited November 30, 2011 by Lux Aeterna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 While this is wildly exciting and invigorating, I find myself stumped at a single question. It bugs me day and night and finally needs to be asked. And I care because...? You're saying that after your Tangerine rebellion topic? You're just that badass that apparently days and nights have passed since he made this topic, even though it was made 25 minutes before you posted? He lives in a time beyond our simple grasp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of the Dead Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 (edited) YEAH TOAST!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avU5onrWfYo Edited November 30, 2011 by Jack Skellington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 I'm proud of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 What else can you toast with a hair straightener? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 You're saying that after your Tangerine rebellion topic? It kinda failed... Not enough support... ONE DAY, WE SHALL OVERTHROW THE ORANGE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 What else can you toast with a hair straightener? The pride of my curly-haired male friends. Man, that was a hilarious day. Also wouldn't using a flatiron to make toast result in the toast smelling/tasting vaguely of hair dryer? Blehhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 The pride of my curly-haired male friends. Man, that was a hilarious day. Also wouldn't using a flatiron to make toast result in the toast smelling/tasting vaguely of hair dryer? Blehhh. no why would you do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Because it's funny. And in defense of the individuals involved in the incident, guy friend did say he was okay with it (he didn't really have a dignity to begin with so he didn't really have anything to lose.) Neither I nor the girl holding the straightener would have actually messed up the hair of someone who didn't want us to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 it's evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Back in the days of when I had long hair, I would straighten it often. Bad times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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