Blademaster! Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) How to get away with assault: 1. Be Muslim 2. Be out on Halloween night with your wife and two kids 3. Find someone dressed up as zombie Muhammad and beat them up since they just insulted your religion. That's a pretty big deal you know. It also helps if they are Atheist and surrounded by other Atheists pretending to be zombie versions of other religious figures. 4. In court, the judge will find your attack legal because the person you attack is a "doofus" and also because in the Muslim man's home country, said "doofus" would be killed for his crime. 5. It is also good to be unaware of the fact that dressing up as Muhammad is not a crime in the U.S.A. http://www.abc27.com/story/16986440/midstate-judge-rules-against-attack-on-atheist-in-costume Edited February 23, 2012 by Blademaster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 1: Hit someone. 2: Run fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Be an ambassador from another country (Extra-terratorial rights FTW!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 This muslim guy did it wrong. He should have assaulted the pope. Imagine the conversation afterwards in prison. - So why are you here? - I choked the pope - Watch out, we have a badass over here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Sholes Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Or you could just get the job done the first time and not leave and witnesses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Be an ambassador from another country (Extra-terratorial rights FTW!) Not at all the same thing, but I hope the nightclub owner who assaulted the Prince of Monaco gets off. USA. USA. USA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Pretty much a perfect example of religion overthrowing the laws of a country. I'm pretty shocked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blademaster! Posted February 23, 2012 Author Share Posted February 23, 2012 Imagine the conversation afterwards in prison. - So why are you here? - I choked the pope - Watch out, we have a badass over here lol Does the fact that it was the zombie pope matter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 It sure does matter but he would gain nothing but harm from it. He shouldn't mention it being a zombie pope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 man i thought the pope was already a zombie he looks the part at the very least Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Holy flying flag shit, this pissed me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Or you could just get the job done the first time and not leave and witnesses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 How not to get away with assault: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blademaster! Posted February 24, 2012 Author Share Posted February 24, 2012 That man was using VLC. I would assault him too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 What is wrong with these people? Fucking extremists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 That video was so minor in it's display of extremism, but it's a good example. At least he didn't try and kill him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Sholes Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Yes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 truly truly truly outrageous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 1.Punch an idiot, while wearing a beiber facemaks. 2. Watch said idiot try to defame bieber for no reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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