The C-Team

[Mufasa]

This is pretty much what took place in the C-Team while I was there:

*** Channel created on Wed Jul 16 21:26:40 2008

<Eggman> I've got the master plan

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Yo

<Eggman> I am the Eggman

<Eggman> That's what I am

<Eggman> I am the Eggman

<Eggman> I've got the master plan

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Boot the other me

<Eggman> I'm plotting my scheme, wherever I go

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> If you can

<Eggman> They're perfect in every way

<Eggman> I'd love to destroy, the blue one you know

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Am I interuppting something?

<Eggman> He's an obstacle that always gets in my way

<Eggman> I muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust play this game by my rules

<Eggman> I wiiiiiiiilll conquer the world with my tools!

<Nyrik> wut?

* Nyrik is confuzled

<Eggman> All my machines are made for destruction

<Eggman> I will build my empire

<Eggman> I will succeed and you will see

<Eggman> With my machines

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> It's the Eggman theme

<Eggman> There is no retreat

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> He's pretending to sing

<Eggman> I am the Eggman

<Eggman> That's what I am

<Nyrik> evidently

<Eggman> I am the Eggman

<Eggman> I've got the master plan

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> And I'm ignoring him

<Eggman> NOOOOO

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> With the exceptions of when I'm mentioning him

<Eggman> But I AM the Eggman now!

<Eggman> That fraud was lying! He wasn't the Eggman!

*** Near is now known as Nearlreading

<Eggman> I am!

*** Nearlreading is now known as Near

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> So is it just the three of us right now?

<Near> and our other personalities

<Eggman> Of course!

<Nyrik> yeps

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Well yea.

<Nyrik> yay

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> I guess we just rock more than the others

<Eggman> Hahahaha!

<Near> yes we do

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> If they rock at all

<Eggman> Oliver and Bianchi still need to come!

<Nyrik> loliver

<Near> don't forget valtome

<Nyrik> ew, he's icky

<Eggman> The whole senate is in her head

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Lol. *That scares Lyle that Oliver is Bianchi's counterpart*

<Nyrik> but we need Bianchi!

<Nyrik> oh yeah, the senate party in her head...

<Nyrik> i went there. it was boring.

<Eggman> Lol

<Eggman> No!

<Eggman> Who is this that wants to wrestle control from me?!

<Nyrik> idk, who is it?

<Eggman> ARGGHGHGH

*** Eggman is now known as Gheb

<Nyrik> OH NOES damon hides me!

<Gheb> ROOOAARRR

<Gheb> LOVE ME

* Near throws a dart at gheb

* Nyrik hides behind Damon

<Gheb> POOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

* Near waits for gheb to explode

<Nyrik> is he poofed yet?

* Near wins

<Nyrik> yay Near!

<Nyrik> -highfives Near-

<Gheb> No...must...survive...

* Near highfives Nyrik

<Gheb> I must combine...!

*** Gheb is now known as Ghebman

<Nyrik> -hides behind Damon again-

<Ghebman> Now I'm Ghebman!

<Nyrik> Damon!!! why dont u do something???

<Ghebman> I can rape AND I have the master plan!

* Near tricks Gheb into killing himself

* Near waits for gheb to kill himself

<Ghebman> But I'm not Gheb!

<Ghebman> I'm Ghebman!

<Nyrik> daaaaaaammoooonnnn!!!!!!

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Eh? Wha?

<Ghebman> Oohh!

* Near tricks Ghebman into killing himself

<Nyrik> wow, that looks funny typed. ur sposed to be hidin me, damon.

* Near waits for Ghebman to explode

<Ghebman> Look what we got here!

<Nyrik> ...what?

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Sorry, I'm sorta writing TQFTNSHL right now to

* Ghebman doesn't get tricked because he has 300 IQ

* Near plays with his firetruck in the meantime

* Ghebman walks towards Nyrik

* Near throws a dart at ghebman

<Ghebman> Hoo hoo...

<Nyrik> Near, heres 1000, kill ghebman!

<Nyrik> 10000!

* Near throws two darts at ghebman

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Near=Fireman?

<Ghebman> Ouch!

* Near is Fireman

* Ghebman takes out darts

<Nyrik> he has a firetruck, i think he is.

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Ah

<Ghebman> I'll play with you later, little boy!

<Ghebman> For now...

* Nyrik takes out really big axe

* Near throws toy firetruck at ghebman

* Ghebman turns attention towards Nyrik

<Nyrik> YOU'RE CREEPY GHEBMAN

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> O_O That's a big axe!

* Ghebman also takes out a really big axe

<Nyrik> ol

<Ghebman> HAHAHA

<Nyrik> *lol

<Ghebman> Come here little girl!

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> O_O That's also a big axe!

* Near throws tarot cards at ghebman

<Nyrik> yeh, i'ze not kiryn, i use axes not swords

<Ghebman> Ouch!

<Ghebman> Grrr...

<Ghebman> So much interruption...

<Nyrik> -tries to throw axe- woah, it's too heavy

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> *Takes out small axe.* Somehow I feel inadequate.....

* Ghebman calls in Eggmobile

* Ghebman jumps in

<Ghebman> Hahahaha!

<Nyrik> gimmeh teh little axe

<Nyrik> -throws little axe at ghebman-

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> *Gives little axe*

* Ghebman dodges

* Near throws a box of dice at ghebman

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Goodbye my axe.....

* Ghebman dodges

<Nyrik> you can has mine

<Near> darn

<Ghebman> The Eggmobile can dodge anything!

<Nyrik> shuldnt it be the ghebmobile?

<Ghebman> Haven't upgraded it yet

* Ghebman goes to upgrade it

<Nyrik> haha u lusr

* Nyrik

<Nyrik> yeah, i did nothing.

<Near> lol

* Ghebman comes back with upgraded Eggmobile, now, the Ghebmobile!

* Near sits and waits for gheb's self destruction

<Nyrik> yeah, well... i got a...

<Ghebman> Thanks for that suggestion, girl!

<Nyrik> I GOT A PONY!

<Nyrik> -holds out stuffed animal-

<Ghebman> Now time to ****!

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> O_O

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Tmi....

<Ghebman> "GET OUT!"

<Nyrik> wut, u need to use the bathroom? it's the other way!

<Ghebman> Urgh...it's that little pansy...

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> THIS IS C-TEAM!!!

<Nyrik> -runs behind damon-

* Near calls in reinforcements

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> *Kicks Ghebman*

<Ghebman> Ouch!

<Ghebman> You'll pay for that!

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Damn lacking of pit!

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<Nyrik> who's this?

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Who's Rester?

* Ghebman grabs hold of Damon and...

* Rester takes out a gun

* Rester starts shooting ghebman

<Nyrik> who IS Rester?

<Ghebman> MaSu

<Ghebman> uSaM

<Near> Rester is my accomplice

<Nyrik> YAY USAM!

<Nyrik> wow, this is epic

* Rester is still shooting ghebman

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Really? He seems pretty bad-ass to be Masu's counterpart....

* Ghebman dodges with Ghebmobile

<Nyrik> idk

* Rester is still shooting ghebman

<Nyrik> i bet he's just fireman

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> I say he's Fireman

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Lol

<Rester> i work with fireman

<Nyrik> great minds thinks alike i guess!

<Nyrik> lol

<Rester> i'll say that much...

* Ghebman grabs Damon by the collar

<Ghebman> Time to *****!

* Rester continues to shoot ghebman

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> *Turns into a dragon*

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Try it

<Nyrik> what's a five-letter curseword?

* Near watches silently

* Ghebman ***** Damon

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> *Opens mouth over Ghebman's head.*

<Nyrik> -hides-

* Rester continues to shoot ghebman

<Rester> Damn

<Ghebman> There!

<Ghebman> Finished!

<Rester> why won't he die?!

* Nyrik finds a knife

<Ghebman> I ***** Damon!

* Rester loads bullets

* Ghebman runs away

* Rester continues to shoot ghebman

<Nyrik> waha Kifeo i call on thee!

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> *Turns back to normal*

<Ghebman> I am the enemy!

* Nyrik throws a waha kife at Ghebman

<Ghebman> I will succeed!

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Waha Knifeo?

<Nyrik> yep

* Rester loads more bullets

<Ghebman> Never!

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Neat

* Rester continues to shoot ghebman

<Rester> also

<Rester> yes

<Ghebman> I am the Ghebman!

* Rester is Fireman

<Nyrik> we know you're teh ghebman nightmare

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> *Grows tenticles on back.*

* Rester is still shooting ghebman

<Ghebman> "SAVE ME!!!"

<Ghebman> Shut up!

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> You want to do this Ghebman?

<Ghebman> I already did it, thank you

<Nyrik> no, nightmare's trying to take control. wait.

<Nyrik> nightmare you in there?

* Rester holds his gun steady

<Ghebman> "Yes!'

<Ghebman> DAMN IT!

<Ghebman> SHUT UP!

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Wait, but Nightmare's not a counter-part or anything.

<Rester> I think Near can handle this on his own now....

* Rester leaves

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> He shouldn't be in the C-team.....

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<Nyrik> he invaded

<Ghebman> Yes he did

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Ah.

<Ghebman> That's the only thing he did right!

<Ghebman> He never *****!

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Can we boot him?

<Ghebman> No

<Nyrik> idk... i got the @ sign but idk how to boot him

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Wait, shouldn't Rugal be Nightmare's counterpart?

<Nyrik> he should.

<Nyrik> is

<Near> nyrik

<Ghebman> He is

<Nyrik> but ghebman's a malignant personality that infected hem

<Nyrik> i meant him

<Ghebman> That I am!

<Near> you can click on his name and then there will be the kick option in the scrolly thiingy

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Then what's with the Eggman/ghebman thing?

<Ghebman> Urgh...

<Nyrik> ok idk how to boot

<Ghebman> Consider us even, then...

<Nyrik> i dun think i got booting powers

<Ghebman> You do

<Near> hey

<Ghebman> You just don't know how to use them...

<Near> chanserv isn't here...

<Nyrik> idk how to use tehm

<Nyrik> who wut is chanserv anyway?

<Near> chanserv is a channel operator

<Ghebman> You needed to register the channel

<Nyrik> it not registered

<Ghebman> I know

*** Ghebman changed the topic to: GHEBMAN

*** Ghebman changed the topic to: GHEBMAN WAS HERE

<Nyrik> how he did that?

<Near> should we be scared?

* Nyrik changed the topic to: CTEAM

*** Ghebman is now known as Nightmarre

<Nyrik> oh ok

<Nightmarre> There

<Nightmarre> Whew

<Nyrik> wait wut?

<Nyrik> oh goody he's back

<Nightmarre> See what I meant?

<Nyrik> i dun hafsta use boot powers now

<Nightmarre> Those few guys I've got...they're horrible!

<Nightmarre> Rugal is still imprisoned, to answer your question

<Nyrik> i c

<Nightmarre> I drugged him...a lot...

<Nightmarre> Anyway

<Nightmarre> Register the channel

<Nightmarre> But first you need to register your nick

<Nyrik> idk how

<Nyrik> y i even need to?

<Nightmarre> /msg nickserv register password email

<Nyrik> y i need to tho?

<Nightmarre> Idk, if you want to register this channel

<Nyrik> neh.

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> ZZZZzzzzz

<Nyrik> wakes up damon!

<Nightmarre> Well then...

<Nightmarre> Have fun

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Eh? Wha?

* Nyrik throws cookes at damon

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Ooo!

<Nyrik> has some cookies!

<Nightmarre> I really hope Ghebman doesn't come out again...

<Nyrik> me too.

<Nyrik> alot.

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Sorry. I'm in the middle of writing so.....

<Nightmarre> He annoyed the hell out of me

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> I'm a little distracted.

<Nyrik> ok damon

<Nightmarre> Ok

<Nightmarre> But eh...

<Nightmarre> Those drugs seem to be wearing off

<Nyrik> nightmare u want a cookie?

* Near plays with his puppets

<Nightmarre> Damn, that Rugal is strong

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> I'm almost done though

<Nyrik> near want a cookie?

<Nightmarre> Yeah I want one!

* Nyrik gives out cookies

* Nightmarre takes cookie

<Nightmarre> Thankeeeees

<Nyrik> oo, let's watch near's puppet show!

<Nightmarre> Yeah!

* Nyrik watches

* Nightmarre sits down and watches while eating cookie

* Near makes a Damon puppet

* Near makes a Gheb pupet

<Nyrik> ok...

<Nightmarre> :o

* Near orders a Fireman puppet on ebar

<Near> *ebay

<Nyrik> LOL EBAY

<Nightmarre> Lol

<Nightmarre> EBAR

<Nyrik> ebar... serenes forest tavern!

<Nightmarre> Lol

* Near starts playing with his puppets

<Nightmarre> Gawwwd...I have to drug him again...

* Nyrik watches puppets

<Near> Damon: My name is Damon! I like to do bad things to people.....

<Near> Damon: But Lyle never lets me!

* Nyrik watches intently

* Near gets the Lyle puppet and starts hitting the damon puppet with it

* Nightmarre watches while trying to drug Rugal and eating a cookie at the same time

<Nightmarre> Nnngh...this is hard...

<Near> Lyle: BAD DAMON!

<Nyrik> lol

<Nyrik> -laughtrack-

<Nightmarre> Lol

<Near> Fireman: My name is Fireman! I like to scam people and put out forests!

<Nyrik> yay!

<Nyrik> -claps-

<Nightmarre> Awesome!

<Nightmarre> Put out...forests?

<Nightmarre> Lol...

<Near> *fires

* Nyrik gives a plushy 10000 to the fireman puppet

<Near> Fireman: I gots me 10,000!

* Nyrik claps

<Near> Fireman: Time to spend it all on shovels!

<Nyrik> yay shovels!

* Near gets a shovel and throws it at the Fireman puppet

<Nightmarre> Cool

* Nyrik thinks that this is epic and should be saved

* Nightmarre agrees

<Near> Fireman: I now have my very own shovel! Time to put out the fire!

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Lol. Nyrik acts like Bianchi.

<Nyrik> youre mean damon.

<Nightmarre> OMG Lyle has teh hots for you

* Near lights a match

<Nightmarre> Or is it Damon...?

* Nyrik watches puppet show

* Near drops a match on the floor

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> I'm not trying to be mean, just making an observation

<Near> Fireman: Time to put out this fire!

<Nyrik> but is a mean observation! -watches show-

* Near throws the Fireman puppet into the fire

<Nyrik> oh noes!

<Near> The forest is saved!

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> But is also acurate

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> I'm not gonna tell a lie....

<Nightmarre> *accurate

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> LIKE THAT CAKE!!!

<Nyrik> sure damon

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> *Cries*

* Nyrik lols at cake

* Near watches the fireman puppet burn

<Nyrik> oh noes!

<Nyrik> -puts cookies on the fireman puppet-

* Nightmarre lols at Ghebman attempting to become free

* Near throws a rock at the fire, which for some reason, puts out the fire

<Near> Fireman: I saved the day!

<Nyrik> yays!

<Nightmarre> yay!

<Nyrik> oh noes

<Near> And the crowd goes wild!

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Like a mix between Bianchi and Metal Rabbit

* Nyrik hafsta go

<Nyrik> yep

<Nyrik> i'm their kid

<Nyrik> lol

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Awww. Without Nyrik it'll be boring here.

* Near makes the puppets clap

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Lyle: WHAT?!?!

<Nyrik> :D

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> when'd you get here?

<Nyrik> nightmare can you keep a copy of this chat?

<Nyrik> (i don't need anything before u got here)

<Nightmarre> Yeah I guess...

<Nyrik> k cool

<Nyrik> bai

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Lyle: MY BEST FRIEND SLEPT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND!?!?!?!

<Nightmarre> Should I copy the stuff onto the C-Team topic?

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<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Dude, calm down.....

<Near> we should make a totally new topic for this

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> do we have a seperate topic for C-team

<Nightmarre> Ok...

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> *Agrees with Fireman*

<Nightmarre> I'll be afk

* Near will wear a suit of armor from now on

* Near is afraid of Bianchi driving on the streets

*** Near is now known as Fireman

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> I'm not afraid of Bianchi driving

<Fireman> you're damon though!

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Lyle isn't either

<Fireman> is it because you'll be in the car?

* Fireman is not suggesting anything...

<Nightmarre> ...

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> No. I think she'll do a good job

<Nightmarre> Lol

<Nightmarre> She'll do a good job, eh?

<Nightmarre> What kind of job?

<Nightmarre> *wink wink*

<Fireman> driving...

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> ._________.

<Nightmarre> Lol, spending time with you guys has got me corrupted

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> Well, I think I'm done here. Now that Nyrik's gone it's kinda boring.

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> It may as well be the same old boring chatroom

<Nightmarre> I'm done too

<Nightmarre> Bai

*** Nightmarre left #CTEAM []

<Fireman> me too

*** Fireman left #CTEAM []

<Damon_Feath_Settrock> We'll continue this later.

[Nightmare]

Epic and embarrassing at the same time...

Damn, I got to control those two...

[Fireman]

so many bullets...

[Mufasa]

so many bullets...

XD

It was the most fun I've had in the chatrooms.

[Inactive Account]

Before Lyle asplodes I think Kiryn wants to say summing... and I think I'll let her talk, incase Lyle explodes on her.

Kiryn: Nyrik's not really the child of Bianchi and Metal Rabbit. She claims to be because they're the source of part of her insanity. She's really just a split of my personality-I think the B-Team caused her.

[Mufasa]

Before Lyle asplodes I think Kiryn wants to say summing... and I think I'll let her talk, incase Lyle explodes on her.

Kiryn: Nyrik's not really the child of Bianchi and Metal Rabbit. She claims to be because they're the source of part of her insanity. She's really just a split of my personality-I think the B-Team caused her.

Lyle: Of course I know that. I was just adding to the drama.

Damon: Heh! That's right Bianchi wouldn't sleep with Metal Arc. Just Lyle. And Maybe me.

Lyle: *Glares at Damon.*

Damon: Just a joke!

Lyle: *Epic punches Damon.*

Damon: *In the distance.* Ahhhh!!!!

[Inactive Account]

Nya ha ha it was funny!

[Mufasa]

Nya ha ha it was funny!

Damon: Aww....Kiryn's back.....

Lyle: YAY! Kiryn's back!

[Mufasa]

Sorry bout the double post.

Internet troubles.

(I had to restart the whole freaking computer...<_<)

Edited July 17, 2008 by Lyle Dayek

[Masu]

Thank god Kiryn is back............

[Inactive Account]

Yep. It wasn't particularly easy or fun, but I managed to get rid of Nyrik.

She was actually a pretty young personality- only a few weeks old, so she basically had the mind of a five-year-old (with some unnecessary knowledge). Because of this I just took away the unneccessary knowledge and installed her into an account in one of the kiddy online communities (you know, like the ones they advertise on cereal boxes and such). She seems perfectly happy there and maybe as she gets older she'll learn things.

[Masu]

Yep. It wasn't particularly easy or fun, but I managed to get rid of Nyrik.

She was actually a pretty young personality- only a few weeks old, so she basically had the mind of a five-year-old (with some unnecessary knowledge). Because of this I just took away the unneccessary knowledge and installed her into an account in one of the kiddy online communities (you know, like the ones they advertise on cereal boxes and such). She seems perfectly happy there and maybe as she gets older she'll learn things.

yay!

[Inactive Account]

If I have time I'll post what she looks like now... but idk if i have time to draw her.