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I have entitled this "The Most Epic Convo Ever: This is What Happens When Game Developers Get Together".

<Nightmarre> RIKU IS SO HOT

=-= Zl_Sgii_Nofdl is now known as Masahiro_Sakurai

<Nightmarre> WITH HIS MONSTROUS CLOWN SHOES

<Masahiro_Sakurai> I'm the real Sakurai

<Cymbeline> ARE YOU GAY, NIGHT?

<Desdemona> gasp

<Nightmarre> @Cym: No. :(

<Cymbeline> I'm kidding of course. xD

* Masahiro_Sakurai casts trip on everyone

* Nightmarre trips

<Nightmarre> Damn it!

<Cymbeline> I was only kidding. You said Riku was hot. =X

<Masahiro_Sakurai> NOW YOU SHALL ALL TRIP RANDOMLY!

<Zephrion> Lol

<Desdemona> :o

<Cymbeline> . . . No.

* Nightmarre trips again

<Masahiro_Sakurai> BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

<Zephrion> I should sue Sakurai.

<Nightmarre> Damn you Sakurai!

<Nightmarre> *Laugh track*

<blueknight> CGV join here

<Cymbeline> . . .

* Masahiro_Sakurai kicks Zeph off the ledge

<Zephrion> He made me slip on the ice ALL WEEK this one time...

<Masahiro_Sakurai> YOU MUST RECOVER!

<Cymbeline> YOU HAVE ICE/SNOW, ZEPH?!

<Nightmarre> Lol

<Nightmarre> This convo is so epic

<Zephrion> In the winter. It's EXTREMELY slippery.

<Nightmarre> Play along so it becomes more epic

<Cymbeline> :o

* Nightmarre trips

<Cymbeline> I WANT TO GO TO ALASKA.

<Nightmarre> WHEN WILL THIS SPELL GO AWAY

<Zephrion> I fell all the time. D: And ended up mangling my hand. xD

* Masahiro_Sakurai throws a banana peel at Cymbeline's feet

<ChaosNinji> CRAWLING IN MY ROOOOOOOBES

<Desdemona> :o

<ChaosNinji> THESE WOUNDS NEED ELIXER

<Zephrion> O_o

<ChaosNinji> :3

<Nightmarre> LOL

<Nightmarre> Linkin Park

* Masahiro_Sakurai casts INFINITY TRIPAJA on everyone in the universe

<Nightmarre> :O

<Nightmarre> *Everybody trips*

* Zephrion trips and faceplants.

* Nightmarre trips

<Nightmarre> I just imagined that

<ChaosNinji> Wait, Sakurai is maaaaaaaaaaaagic?

<Nightmarre> Everybody would trip then

<Zephrion> EPIC CONVO IS EPIC.

<Masahiro_Sakurai> (>O_o)> SURPRISED KIRBY IS SURPRISED!

<Nightmarre> EVERYBODY would, at the same time, say

<Nightmarre> DAMN YOU SAKURAI

<Zephrion> EPIC CONVO NEEDS TO GO ON FORUMS. :O

<Cymbeline> :O

<Masahiro_Sakurai> EVERYONE TRIP!

<Desdemona> :o

<Nightmarre> The whole world would shake

<Masahiro_Sakurai> BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

<Zephrion> DAMN YOU SAKURAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!!!!

<Cymbeline> lol

* Nightmarre trips

<Nightmarre> Lol, I was about to type "strips" instead

<Nightmarre> XD

* Zephrion shakes his fist towards the heavens before tripping again.

<Desdemona> o_O

<Desdemona> HAHAHHA

<Zephrion> Lol

=-= ChaosNinji is now known as Shigeru_Miyamoto

* Masahiro_Sakurai casts anti-INFINITY TRIPAJA on me and only me

<Shigeru_Miyamoto> SAKURAAAAAAAAAAAAAI.

* Masahiro_Sakurai doesn't trip

* Masahiro_Sakurai watches Shigeru_Miyamoto trip

<Cymbeline> LOLNIGHT

<Desdemona> :o

* Shigeru_Miyamoto trips.

<Shigeru_Miyamoto> Fail.

<Nightmarre> Lol

<Masahiro_Sakurai> I DON'T WORK FOR YOU ANYMORE! I'M MY OWN PERSON NOW!

<Nightmarre> I think I'm going to jump onto the bandwagon

<Shigeru_Miyamoto> YOU'LL BE MY LOYAL PET FOREVER, SLAVE BOY/

<Shigeru_Miyamoto> .*

<Nightmarre> And become another guy from the video game industry

<Shigeru_Miyamoto> Now get me a coffee.

<Nightmarre> One that none of you know

<Masahiro_Sakurai> SORA,LTD WILL DESTROY NINTENDO

<blueknight> CGV join here

<Shigeru_Miyamoto> NEVER, YOU FIEND.

=-= YOU are now known as Koji_Igarashi

<Masahiro_Sakurai> YOU SHALL BEND DOWN BEFORE ME

=-= Zephrion is now known as Yuji_Naka

<Shigeru_Miyamoto> BWHAHAHAHAHA.

<Masahiro_Sakurai> WHILE I KICK YOU

<Desdemona> :o

<Yuji_Naka> HAI GUISE WATS GOIN ON?

<Koji_Igarashi> I WANT TO BE THE NUMBER ONE ACTION GAME

<Yuji_Naka> Nintendo party!? Can I join!?

<Shigeru_Miyamoto> NO.

<Koji_Igarashi> Nintendo?

<Shigeru_Miyamoto> YOU SUCK AND NO ONE LIKES YOU.

* Yuji_Naka trips and falls down a flighr of stairs.

* Masahiro_Sakurai watches Yuji_Naka, Koji_Igarashi, and Shigeru_Miyamoto trip and fall off a ledge

<Shigeru_Miyamoto> GO AWAY, YUJI.

<Koji_Igarashi> WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK ME TO PUT SIMON IN SMASH BROS

<Masahiro_Sakurai> YOU MUST RECOVER!

<Masahiro_Sakurai> YOU MUST ALL RECOVER!

* Shigeru_Miyamoto recovers.

<Masahiro_Sakurai> BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

* Koji_Igarashi recovers using toy whip

<Koji_Igarashi> :D

<Yuji_Naka> BUY SONIC UNLEASHED PLZ.

<Masahiro_Sakurai> THERE'S ONLY ONE LEDGE

* Shigeru_Miyamoto recovers using wall jump.

<Masahiro_Sakurai> ONLY ONE OF YOU CAN LIVE

<Shigeru_Miyamoto> Oh shit, one wall.

* Shigeru_Miyamoto falls to his death.

<Yuji_Naka> AND SONIC AND THE BLACK KNIGHT, SURE TO BE THE BEST GAME EVER.

<Desdemona> Lol

<Cymbeline> BUT YUJI'S NO LONGER WORKING WITH SEGA

<Masahiro_Sakurai> BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

<Koji_Igarashi> BUT YOU DON'T MAKE SONIC ANY MORE, YUJI NAKA-SAMA

<Yuji_Naka> T_T Don't remind me.

<Shigeru_Miyamoto> <Last Words> FUCK YOU, YUJI. </Last Words>

* Masahiro_Sakurai watches everyone trip

* Shigeru_Miyamoto dies.

<Shigeru_Miyamoto> Thus the tragic end of Shigeru Miyamoto.

<Shigeru_Miyamoto> :(

* Koji_Igarashi trips

<Masahiro_Sakurai> TRIP! DIE! JUST LIKE MIYAMOTO!

<Koji_Igarashi> Damn you Sakurai!

<Yuji_Naka> He died cursing my name.

<Masahiro_Sakurai> BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

<Yuji_Naka> He died happy.

<Shigeru_Miyamoto> Actually, he fell to his death after wall jumping with only one wall.

<Koji_Igarashi> Sakurai, you'll pay for not putting Simon in Smash Bros.!

<Shigeru_Miyamoto> It was quite painful.

<Yuji_Naka> That sounds awesome.

* Masahiro_Sakurai kicks Yuji_Naka and Koji_Igarashi off the ledge

<Masahiro_Sakurai> ONLY ONE WALL

<Masahiro_Sakurai> ONLY ONE LEDGE TO GRAB

* Koji_Igarashi recovers using toy whip

<Koji_Igarashi> Hah!

<Masahiro_Sakurai> NOW YOU MUST ALL AIR TRIP TO YOUR DOOM!

<Koji_Igarashi> As long as I have my trusty toy whip, I won't fall!

* Yuji_Naka falls to his doom.

=-= Shigeru_Miyamoto is now known as Keiji_Inafune

<Koji_Igarashi> KEIJI!

<Cymbeline> . . .

<Keiji_Inafune> Sakurai, you didn't ask to put Mega Man in Brawl, you bastard!

<Cymbeline> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO'S WHO ANYMORE

* Masahiro_Sakurai trips Koji off the ledge and grabs the ledge

<Masahiro_Sakurai> TRIP AND FALL

<Masahiro_Sakurai> AIR TRIP AND FALL

<Koji_Igarashi> WHY DO PEOPLE BUY YOUR SHITTY GAMES AND NOT MINE?!

<Masahiro_Sakurai> TO YOUR DOOM!

=-= Yuji_Naka is now known as Hideo_Kojima

<Cymbeline> WHO IS KOJI? THE REAL PERSON.

<Keiji_Inafune> BECAUSE YOUR GAMES ARE THE SHITTY ONES.

<Koji_Igarashi> NO

<Keiji_Inafune> Cymb: He made Castlevania.

<Hideo_Kojima> PLZ BUT SOLID SNAKE IN BRAWL PLZ PLZ PLZ I'M BEGGING YOUUUUU.

<Hideo_Kojima> Put*

<Masahiro_Sakurai> FINE

<Cymbeline> OH, OKAY.

<Koji_Igarashi> YOU MAKE TEN THOUSAND SHITTY SPIN-OFFS

<Masahiro_Sakurai> BUT NOW YOU MUST DIE

<Koji_Igarashi> BUT MY GAMES ARE ALL QUALITY GAMES!

<Masahiro_Sakurai> BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

<Keiji_Inafune> MY SPIN-OFFS MADE ME A RICH MAN.

<Masahiro_Sakurai> EVERYONE DIE!

<Koji_Igarashi> THEY'RE SHITTY

<Koji_Igarashi> I H9 U

<Keiji_Inafune> I H8 U 2

<Koji_Igarashi> I WANT TO BE THE NUMBER ONE ACTION GAME

* Masahiro_Sakurai trips and falls off a ledge, then air trips and dies

<Keiji_Inafune> NO, YOU SUCK, DIE.

<Masahiro_Sakurai> CURSE YOU ME

<Hideo_Kojima> By the way, did I mention that Metal Gear Solid 5 will have 3 HOUR CUTSCENES!?

<Masahiro_Sakurai> CURSE YOU

<Koji_Igarashi> Kojima-sama!

<Keiji_Inafune> ...

<Keiji_Inafune> Everyone want to kill Hideo?

<Koji_Igarashi> Plz help me!

<Koji_Igarashi> No!

<Koji_Igarashi> He's mah frend

<Masahiro_Sakurai> By the way, you all still have that tripping spell cast on you to make you trip whenever you try to move

<Keiji_Inafune> Three hours of fucking cutscenes?

* Koji_Igarashi is standing still

<Hideo_Kojima> Screw you Igarashi.

<Koji_Igarashi> NOOO

<Koji_Igarashi> WE WORK AT THE SAME PLACE

<Hideo_Kojima> Sold Snake works alone!

<Koji_Igarashi> PLZ HELP ME

<Hideo_Kojima> Solid*

<Keiji_Inafune> IN MY BEST GAMES, THE CHARACTERS DON'T EVEN TALK.

<Desdemona> Sold

<Cymbeline> SOLD

<Desdemona> :o

<Koji_Igarashi> SOLD SNAKE

<Keiji_Inafune> AND THEY'RE ALL FUCKING ROBOTS.

<Keiji_Inafune> BEAT THAT.

<Cymbeline> SOLD SNAKE

<Cymbeline> SOLD SNAKE

<Cymbeline> SOLD SNAKE

<Koji_Igarashi> WELL IN MY BEST GAMES

<Hideo_Kojima> *exclaimation point appears over Kojima's head*

<Koji_Igarashi> ALL THE HEROES ARE BISHIES

<Hideo_Kojima> I've been spotted! Metal Gear!

<Koji_Igarashi> AND THEY DEFY LOGIC AS BEST AS THEY CAN

<Koji_Igarashi> BEAT THAT

<Keiji_Inafune> MY ROBOTS ARE BLUE, MAN.

<Keiji_Inafune> FUCKING.

<Koji_Igarashi> MY BISHIES ARE WHITE

* Hideo_Kojima hides inside the box for MGS4.

<Keiji_Inafune> BLUE.

<Keiji_Inafune> THERE ARE ONLY 2 PEOPLE IN MY GAMES.

<Keiji_Inafune> A FAT GUY, AND AN INSANE GUY.

<Hideo_Kojima> (lolidon'tevenknowwhoanyoneisanymore)

<blueknight> Blueknight join chat

<Koji_Igarashi> MY LATEST GAMES HAVE CRAPPY AND CHILDISH DIALOGUES

<Cymbeline> WHO IS EVERYONE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Koji_Igarashi> BEAT THAT

=-= Hideo_Kojima is now known as Zephrion

<Cymbeline> WHO IS EVERYONE OR YOU ALL DIE.

<Keiji_Inafune> MY GAMES HAVE REALLY LONG AND BORING DIALOUGS

=-= Masahiro_Sakurai is now known as Makoto_Yoshizumi

<Desdemona> :o

<Zephrion> I have to be going now. THIS BETTER GET ON THE FORUMS.

<Cymbeline> WHO IS EVERYONE.

<Zephrion> IT IS EPIC.

<Koji_Igarashi> Sure

<Makoto_Yoshizumi> BOW DOWN TO THE CREATOR OF THE TALES SERIES

<Desdemona> Lol

<Cymbeline> Bye Zeph?

<Koji_Igarashi> NEVER

<Desdemona> :o

<Zephrion> But first...

<Keiji_Inafune> NO, FUCK YOU, YOU ONLY HAD ONE GOOD GAME.

<Koji_Igarashi> NO

<Koji_Igarashi> FUCK YOURSELF

<Makoto_Yoshizumi> I rule supreme over you Keiji and Koji

<Keiji_Inafune> ALL THE OTHERS SUCK BALLS.

=-= Zephrion is now known as Motoi_Sakuraba

<Koji_Igarashi> ALL YOUR GAMES ARE SHITTY

<Cymbeline> . . .

<Makoto_Yoshizumi> You suck too Motoi

<Motoi_Sakuraba> BOW DOWN TO THE GREATEST MUSIC COMPOSER WHO EVER LIVED.

<Motoi_Sakuraba> NO U

<Keiji_Inafune> DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE.

<Koji_Igarashi> Ok let's end this so I can copy it...

<Keiji_Inafune> My games had waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better music.

<Motoi_Sakuraba> I HAVE GOLDEN SUN MUSIC AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.

<Koji_Igarashi> MY GAMES HAVE THE BEST MUSIC

<Makoto_Yoshizumi> RISING FALCON!

<Makoto_Yoshizumi> Yes, I did just do that

=-= Motoi_Sakuraba is now known as Zephrion

<Zephrion> BYE 4 REALZ.

<Keiji_Inafune> MEGA BUSTER.

<Keiji_Inafune> TAKE THAT.

<Keiji_Inafune> D:

<Koji_Igarashi> HOLY CROSS

<Koji_Igarashi> TAKE THAT

=-= Makoto_Yoshizumi is now known as Zl_Sgii_Nofdl

<Cymbeline> BYE ZEPH

=-= YOU are now known as Nightmarre

<Keiji_Inafune> I JUST STOLED YOUR ARM.

<Cymbeline> COME BACK SOON, K?

<Nightmarre> That was fun

<Keiji_Inafune> HOLY CROSS.

<Nightmarre> :D

<Keiji_Inafune> :P

=-= Keiji_Inafune is now known as ChaosNinji

<Nightmarre> We should do it again sometime

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<ChaosNinji> I could be 4.

<ChaosNinji> I could be 84.

* Desdemona is now known as Guest2089

<Guest2089> :o

<ChaosNinji> You'll never know.

<Cymbeline> Hi

<Guest2089> oh noes

<Zephrion> LOLGUEST

<blueknight> hey double summon I can't post

<Guest2089> I didn't even notice. :O

* Guest2089 is now known as Des

<Zephrion> Now that the Calicornians are here, I can use my cheesy jokes. =D

<Cymbeline> Are you 13, Ninji? 14, 15? 16?

<Des> Oh noes, it's the corniness again~!

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> Californian Cornerians

* blueknight is now known as bluesummoner

<Des> Lol

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> Zeph made up the word

<@Nightmarre> I love the library because of its awesome atmosphere and beautiful visuals

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> I made up the definition

<ChaosNinji> Cymb: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYBE.

<Cymbeline> lol

<ChaosNinji> :O

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> :3

<Des> :o

<@Nightmarre> Also the BGM

<Cymbeline> @Ninji: 14, tops?

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> 99 Ninjai?

<ChaosNinji> Bah.

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> 100?

<Cymbeline> I THINK YOU ARE 14. :o

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> 1,000?

<ChaosNinji> Suuuuuuuuuuuure, let's go with that.

<Des> He could be 12 for all we know. :o

<Cymbeline> Or 13. :o

* Des is now known as Desdemona

<ChaosNinji> I could be a 4 year old at the top of my preschool class.

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> 999,999,999,999,999,999,999 years old?

<Desdemona> Lol

<ChaosNinji> Or a japanese secret agent.

<Cymbeline> Nah

<Cymbeline> lol

<Desdemona> I like Hika's guess.

<Cymbeline> You're 40 then? Ew.

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> ...

<Zephrion> ol

<@Nightmarre> He's Genya Arikado

<Desdemona> :o

<Cymbeline> Who's that?

<ChaosNinji> OR MAYBE I'M A 4 YEAR OLD AT THE TOP OF MY JAPANESE SECRET AGENT PRESCHOOL CLASS.

<Cymbeline> . . . so you're a baby?

<@Nightmarre> Genya Arikado is a secret Japanese agent

<Desdemona> So Ninji is 4?

<Cymbeline> And you hate babies?

<Zephrion> That sounds believeable.

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> Are you the 90 year old guy who makes the character designs for Soul Calibur?

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> >_>

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> :3

<Cymbeline> LOL

<Desdemona> LOL HIKA

<Cymbeline> SOUL CALIBUR=SLUTTY DESIGNS.

<Desdemona> Not in front of NInji!

<ChaosNinji> I am, in fact, Sakurai.

<Desdemona> :o

<ChaosNinji> :O

<Zephrion> Especially Yoda.

<Cymbeline> EWW

<Cymbeline> OLD GUY

<Desdemona> Lol

<Cymbeline> OLD GUY

<ChaosNinji> Lolz.

<Cymbeline> OLD GUY

<@Nightmarre> LOL

<bluesummoner> totally and I can summon CGV with this CGV join here

<@Nightmarre> Sakurai isn't old

<Zephrion> SAKURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!!!

<Desdemona> Huh?

<Cymbeline> Seriously, though, I think you could be 14. =P

<Zephrion> YOUR TIME IS UP!!!

<ChaosNinji> He's probably the youngest guy at Nintendo, lolz.

<@Nightmarre> He's in his early 30s

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> Sakurai is only in his lower 30s

<Cymbeline> lol

<Desdemona> Lol

* Zephrion slices Sakurai's head off.

<bluesummoner> wow

<Desdemona> o_O

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> He made Kirby when he was only 19

<Zephrion> THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

<Cymbeline> I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO A GUY IN HIS 30s. o_O That's creepy.

<Desdemona> Wow, really? :o

<Cymbeline> What? Really?

<@Nightmarre> Sakurai is an awesome guy, btw

* bluesummoner (darkmyst@dm-32298.hrbgpa.east.verizon.net) Quit (Exit: DarkMyst Webchat (EOF))

<Desdemona> Awwww

<Cymbeline> NOO, BLUEEE.

<Zephrion> I take it Cym doesn't get along with her teachers. xD

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> He no longer works for 'Tendo though

* blueknight (darkmyst@dm-32298.hrbgpa.east.verizon.net) has joined #Serenes_Forest

<@Nightmarre> You know who's old?

<Desdemona> Oh?

<Desdemona> Hi Blue

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> Shigeru Miyamoto?

<Cymbeline> @Zeph: On the internet. When they act like kids. :o

<@Nightmarre> Hideo Kojima looks like he's in his late 20s

<@Nightmarre> But he's actually 47

<Desdemona> Lol

<Cymbeline> Wow.

<Zephrion> Sakurai's apart of Sora now. :o

<Cymbeline> :o

<Desdemona> apart

<Cymbeline> APART

<ChaosNinji> Gasp.

<Desdemona> APART

<Cymbeline> APART

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> No

<Cymbeline> APART

<@Nightmarre> GASAP

<Zephrion> HE'S MAKING KINGDOM HEARTS 3! *shot*

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> Sakurai CREATED Sora,ltd

<Cymbeline> HE IS?

<@Nightmarre> Lol

<Zephrion> lolno

<Desdemona> No correction? :o

<@Nightmarre> If he did make Kingdom Hearts

<blueknight> I'm still watching AMV from Hell

<@Nightmarre> It would have been a much, much better game

<Zephrion> O_o

<Cymbeline> Why did they made the characters Japanese when it's Disney? xD

<Desdemona> The cheerleaders?

<Cymbeline> Cheerleader video?

<@Nightmarre> Cym: Kingdom Hearts is Final Fantasy + Disney

<Zephrion> Sakurai would make Sora trip every time he tried to run.

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> Final Fantasy + Disney = Madness

<ChaosNinji> You guys keep pondering my identity while I go get chips.

<ChaosNinji> :O

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> Madness = Kingdom Hearts

<ChaosNinji> And my age.

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> Lulz Zeph

<Cymbeline> @Night: I know that. It just seems weird, though. Because it's mostly like Disney.

<Zephrion> YOU HAVE NO TIME TO PONDER THESE QUESTIONS, AS RIKU JUST GRABBED THE SMASH BALL.

<Desdemona> Lol

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> Lawlz

<Cymbeline> lol

<@Nightmarre> Lol

<ChaosNinji> YOU MUST RECOVER.

<Cymbeline> . . . NINJI'S 14.

<Desdemona> :o

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> No Sakurai, YOU, must recover

<@Nightmarre> Hika remember that one thing I pasted for you

<Zephrion> YOU MUST CAST CURE.

That is what happened before that and... Songy might wanna read below:

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> Sawngy is gonna be mad

<ChaosNinji> And Miyamoto is invincible.

<ChaosNinji> http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g138/dra...329f5631575.gif

<Zl_Sgii_Nofdl> We had another epic convo without her

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tl;dr

But it sounds like you had fun.

What's the point of posting something really damn epic if no one reads it?

READ IT

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