Nightmare Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 (edited) Once upon a time you could be a bad guy and you'd live to see another day. But now you'd never manage, boy you'd be brain damaged just to think that you could get away. The power has arrived in a dream team, a force where one and one makes three: Nightmare - The muscle and karma collector Hikarasuman - An improved Karasuman that doesn't flinch when hit ??? - The phantom detective When the trail's gone cold and the lies have been told, us 3 the invincible 3 will find what you can't see. We're detectives you want on your side, and our directive's tracking down your crime. So come along for the ride, because truth can run but not hide...for long. The game is on when you hire us, so watch us go and make the outlaws bleed. There's no way you can win. If it's trouble you're in, we're gonna kick your...! Taking jobs now. Edited August 26, 2012 by Nightmare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Kick our what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk King Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Destroy the Folgore Rangers once and for all!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted August 12, 2012 Author Share Posted August 12, 2012 We're detectives, not brutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Silly Hawk King, the Folgore Rangers are dogooders! And we're invincible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Kick our what? ...! Destroy the Folgore Rangers once and for all!!! Get out Silly Hawk King, the Folgore Rangers are dogooders! And we're invincible. You too, unless you're planning on hiring us onto a legitimate case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 ...! D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Destroy the Folgore Rangers once and for all!!! Why would you ask Night to kill himself? ;n; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Destroy the Folgore Rangers once and for all!!! Not on my watch! Your poultry based royalty is nothing compared to us! S.I.B, I have an issue most urgent! I have misplaced my waffles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted August 12, 2012 Author Share Posted August 12, 2012 HMM YES, that is serious indeed. How much are you willing to pay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Heehee, just reminds me of 10,000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 I'm willing to pay 1000 SHIN-BUCKS. I'm not sure how good the rate is currently, but it's a tidy sum in Shinsylvania! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted August 12, 2012 Author Share Posted August 12, 2012 I just calculated, that's about $10,000. We'll gladly take the job and find your waffles in no time! Any details you wish to share to us about your case of waffleitis? Where did you last see them? When did you last see them? Are there any likely suspects? Where were you yesterday evening? Please tell us about your familiar relationships. And don't forget your physical dimensions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 (edited) Find me the user profiles of as many banned users as you can, that are not on my friend list. Users who were once banned but then invited back are also acceptable if you can present some proof that they were banned. Deleted users do not count. If you find 1, I will rename Royd Clive and his "Shrike" wanzer in Front Mission 1 according to Nightmare's specifications, and play Front Mission 1st. If you find 2, I will name the first character of Front Mission's USN scenario, and his wanzer, according to Nightmare's specifications. Ryuji in the OSN scenario will have his wanzer named according to Soul's specs, as will Matthew in the USN scenario, and I will play Front Mission 1st USN scenario. If you find 3, I will name the main character (if possible) of Front Mission 3 (12 characters for both first and last name) and his wanzer according to Night's specs, Ryogo's wanzer according to Soul's specs, and replay Front Mission 3. Night chooses whether to deliver Wanzers with Soul or not. Emma or Alisa's wanzer will be named according to Hika's specs, as will Natalie and Maria's wanzers. If you find 4, the first 3 wanzers in Darril's squad (FM4) will be renamed according to your specs (Night = Darryl, Soul = Rengas, Hika = Chaeffer) and replay Front Mission 4. If you find more than 5, I will friend Nightmare and Soul, and if I get around to playing the english patches of Front Mission 2, 5, and Gun Hazard, names can be assigned according to the pattern above. Same with Border of Madness if that gets translated. If you find exactly 5, no rewards whatsoever. If you find 108 ....! Edited August 12, 2012 by L1049 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 I left them on a plate in my living room yesterday. I don't know why, but I'm sure Horace stole them... it's just the thing he'd do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted August 12, 2012 Author Share Posted August 12, 2012 One case at a time, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 One case at a time, please. #6: No shirts, no shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted August 12, 2012 Author Share Posted August 12, 2012 I left them on a plate in my living room yesterday. I don't know why, but I'm sure Horace stole them... it's just the thing he'd do. Hmm, interesting. I'd scribble these things down but I don't do that kind of thing. You have yet to answer my other questions, but I'll prove to you that we can be the greatest even with little information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted August 12, 2012 Author Share Posted August 12, 2012 I have solved Doku's case gloriously! Look at the amazing interrogation below: Nightmare: Horace, we need to talk Nightmare: About some waffles General Horace: about General Horace: waffles are delicious Nightmare: Ah ha! I knew it! Nightmare: You're the criminal! General Horace: No! Folgore Pink: hahahaha Nightmare: Doku's waffles were misplaced, but he and I both think it was stolen and the most likely suspect is you General Horace: What waffles are missing General Horace: oh General Horace: i er General Horace: might have misplaced them Nightmare: In your stomach? General Horace: yes Nightmare: That's good, a great confession Shin Chan: those were my special waffles! Nightmare: This will go into my records Folgore Pink: hahahaha Nightmare: Of my fastest solved crimes Shin Chan: although I always mix laxatives into the battle, you know my old age General Horace: Your special waffles gave me gas And so, the moral of the story is: hire us, kids. *Distributes the cash between the other members and himself* Now, SeverIan, we shall look into your case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 I can't recommend these guys enough. They managed to find the waffle eating fiend! I can now vandalise his garden knowing I'm entitled to! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 If Horace is banned for waffle stealing he won't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 No! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted August 12, 2012 Author Share Posted August 12, 2012 (edited) If Horace is banned for waffle stealing he won't count. Your terms are tough, but don't worry, I'll manage to overcome them. I'll find six...seven...eight...nine...TEN banned members not on your friend list! Edited August 12, 2012 by Nightmare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Your terms are tough, but don't worry, I'll manage to overcome them. I'll find six...seven...eight...nine...TEN banned members not on your friend list! Man I might have to come up with sum additional reewards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted August 12, 2012 Author Share Posted August 12, 2012 http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showuser=3218 One http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showuser=2459 Two http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showuser=3192 Three http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showuser=986 Four http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showuser=2590 Five There's five. I told you, not six, not seven, not eight, not nine, but TEN banned members! http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showuser=1650 SIX http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showuser=1617 SEVEN http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showuser=1624 EIGHT http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showuser=1564 NINE http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showuser=1807 TEN How's that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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