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I'll get tired of ripping it off one of these days, but today is not that day.

Kent.png Milady Lyndis, another battle is imminent. You will have to choose which one of our units will accompany you.

Lyn.png What?

Kent.png I said, you will have to-

Lyn.png What is this?

Lyn.png Why can't we just go this FE4 style?

Kent.png No, sire.

Lyn.png Why not?

Kent.png No, sire.

Lyn.png ...

Lyn.pngWhy not?

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Wallace who may or may not even be rerecruited? You sure about that? I got Kent to level 12 and promoted and hes still got better strength and speed than Marcus. (His defense isnt awesome but yeah.) Depending on what Shin plans to do with his lords, its very possible that Wallace wont even come back. So why not Super Kent?

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You'll have to wait and see! Some of the chumps in draft chat know what I've done. Last time we found the Mad Wrath. Now, something else happens!

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What could be the trouble?

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Why does half of FE7 sound like rape.

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Why.

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Wonderful. That shouldn't take too long.

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Like your parents? It's not like they're dead or evil or anything.

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Sain sees an opportunity! Well, with his eyes closed.

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Isn't Ninian like 500 or something. Also, Lyn seems to be unable to focus on anything.

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A NINJA.

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There are no decent people in all of Elibe. They'll all either kidnappers, bigots or rapists...

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or traps!

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And committed?

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That's not a good thing, and why were you screaming help?

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Not the FEMINIST.

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A stupid dance makes everyone feel better.

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Well, I suppose I was asking for it eventually.

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This is hard mode... Kent has base defense... why so weenie?

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BRO.

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Sain continues his run of not getting any speed.

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Dorcas wants that propeller hat!

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For maximum effect, you need to be naked.

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Probably not worth it.

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I'll rush wherever I like!

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Then Lucius finishes THE FEMINIST off.

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Somewhere... did the orcs take her?

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Eliwood abducts girls he likes the look of... neat.

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Those eyes... what is it about those eyes? Do they shoot lasers or something? That would be pretty cool.

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But my ego's huge and I tell lies all the time.

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Don't worry. If you ever need "rescuing", Eliwood will be there.

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Well, most of them.

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Go back to not doubling!

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Prostitute or maybe...

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GODZILLA

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Mouldy leg seems to be pretty common these days.

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OK, maybe my first guess was right.

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Sain will be pleased.

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Sure why not, I forget what happens if you say no.

Curse Chart:

Lyn - 3

Sain -1

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Yes, I'm lazy. Last time we saved some prostitutes from incompetent bad guys. Will Lyn find her grandpa? Will Sain gain any speed? Probably not!

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So angry!

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THWOMP level.

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You sud make it better next time.

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Sain, so bad at doubling.

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I've thrown all of my men at them!

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I hate walls.

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Strength! So good!

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Ha! I forgot to bring Matthew anyway!

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Kent can't quite deal enough damage.

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ULTIMATE SHAME.

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Even Beyard can't believe it.

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Unbelievable!

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Being beaten by Wil has removed his will to live.

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The agonising death by poison is better than letting Wil kill you.

Curse Chart:

Lyn - 3

Sain -1

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Ha! Double update! Last time, Wil shamed some dude to death. Now we fight a strange wooden enemy! Could it be Pinocchio? This episode is sponsered by POKESHIN.

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Or maybe they're really small.

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What could it be?

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Don't be silly, it's only Sain.

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Oh, that. But it missed!

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Wait, how did you see that? X-ray vision!

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Amazing plan! And our bait will be...

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Rath, he has the best defense.

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I guess Nils does a good job too.

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Worst punch ever.

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Sain breaks out the LASER SCYTHE.

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Oops.

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No speed... why...

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They're called BOWS. They lose to everything.

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NO. Curse you, Kent!

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All you did was nearly kill Nils... even Wil could do that much.

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Sain could get the kill...

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So shameful!

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Sure, everybody's dead.

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Nils was amazing as bait.

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Probably sitting around like a lemon.

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He's not really ill. He just doesn't want to go to school.

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That she-demon! We must get to the bottom of this!

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I don't take the she-demon thing back.

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I don't think it works that way.

Curse Chart:

Lyn - 3

Sain -1

Kent - 1

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if it makes you feel better i've had kent get crit killed by the axereaver guy before

Your failure always makes me feel better.

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That 7 luck got you a triple 7! Nice work with that Wil.

Also, that Sain is unbelievable.

Also, how dare the game advice to make the enemy waste arrows - you get a terrible Tactics rating like me that way!

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I return! Last time, we saw Kent get hit by a stupid thing and Nils being the best bait ever. Now we're actually pretty close to our destination... for some reason we decided to take every detour possible and get attacked by every bandit and their grandmother. Now we face a might enemy, can Cyas handle it?

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Wallace is srs bsns.

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Loyalty to your lord?

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Sure, let's go with that.

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Lyn was a little worried about how that could have turned out.

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Which is now twice as large because of Wallace's girth.

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And THWOMP.

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I shall not regret this move.

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So noble!

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Yet they can somehow hit us. I should really deploy Matthew at some point.

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Don't mess with WALLACE.

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Curse you, Rath!

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No! Curse you again, Rath!

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Why even bother trying.

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Good old Kent!

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Uh... sparking eyes.

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BRO. These are the kind of attacks that normally hit me!

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Foolish Myrm! You can deal no damage and are 1-shotted back!

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Just as he finishes his sentence...

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Stab.

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No! Curse you, Sain! 7 levels with no speed!

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So both of you must charge to your deaths!

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Other than the constant vomiting and diarrhoea, not too bad.

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Such good brothers.

Curse Chart:

Lyn - 3

Rath - 2

Sain - 2

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Lol, Rath got cursed twice in one chapter :lol:

Shin, you should totally use Rath and every time he does something that makes you unhappy you can curse me too :P:

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"It's time to end this, ones and for all!" - Gordon Freechmintman

Last time, we killed Eagleman and acquired a THWOMP. With our enemy looming ahead of us, can Cyas make a break for it?

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Except those mountains.

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I think rain's the least of our troubles.

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So wimpy.

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Why.

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Just kidding! Doubled by Wallace, the shame!

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Probably not.

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Why, you really need some STRENGTH.

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Don't worry, I have a plan.

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WORTH IT.

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LYNVISIBLE.

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Probably not a good idea.

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Actually bought a THWOMPcutter.

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BRO.

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Being this good should be a crime... but base def?

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However, I have one more thing to do.

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Why no RES.

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Lyn's final words of wisdom.

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Hey, it's that guy!

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But it didn't occur to any of us to stop him.

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Well...

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GOD NO!

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Blindness isn't fun.

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A short pause whilst someone cleans up the mess.

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We need to go back in time to stop Lyn ever being born!

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That had to be some pretty bad poison, it took several months to make him slightly unwell.

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Until next time!

Curse Chart:

Lyn - 3

Rath - 2

Sain - 2

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And here's the happy ending!

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Well, bandits have probably burned down her hovel by now.

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I'm pretty sure he died and they found a replacement.

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As what may I ask?

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Forget lesbian undertones, these are OVERTONES.

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We didn't say you could stay.

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No! Why didn't you stop Dorcas? Or Rath, not even Lucius!

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No! I hope we never meet again!

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I've escaped for now!

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Finally!

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What. I'm sure I picked Hector!

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No!!! Curse you, Lyn!

DA TEAM

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So frail, also didn't feel like dodging early on.

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Still no speed.

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My only reliable unit. He died in a failed attempt after beig weakened by that axereaver... which somehow also hit at 11%.

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Low strength and con is not a good combo.

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Surprisingly good, maybe this will carry over into HHM?

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It's a bad day when Sain's as fast as this guy.

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Also surprisingly solid, despite screaming like a girl.

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Got a horrible level up, you better hope I don't use Rebecca.

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So much grinding.

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Even in LHM, nobody ever really needs healing.

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Oops.

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Another person who did very little.

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We will meet again!

Curse Chart:

Lyn - 4

Rath - 2

Sain - 2

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