Shin Posted February 10, 2013 Author Share Posted February 10, 2013 What's loud and annoying? SHIN! Uther cares not. Uther's favourite trick is to hide behind a pillar and jump out when Hector gives up. Legit tactics. He then goes away. HECTOR SEARCHES WITH HIS VOICE NOT HIS EYES Well considering you stormed off in a huff, it's pretty obvious. TRUST Rath is that you? Hector proceeds to SMASH. Hector's legit tactics shine through. We're off to a good start. STOLEN... wait, that Hector's anyway. That's gotta hurt. RAGE. A decent level from Hector... this could be something beautiful. You will block many a lances for Hector. Uther pretends to not care, or he's coughing a lung up... either is fine! I never understood why there are staves that heal you from being nearly dead, warp you several hundred metres and even one that makes you rage... but there's nothing that can actually cure disease. Medicine : 1 Magic: 0 OSWIN WILL CHOKE THE POINT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 There's also staves that can make you STFU and go to bed. Given what happened in Lyn's story, Elibe needs to stop researching staves of mass destruction and should develop helpful staves, like stuff that'll purge poison or cure a chronic cough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 (edited) Yay, Shin's actually continuing with this! like stuff that'll purge poison They do, it's called a "Restore staff" (I can only guess that Lundgren got rid of all of House Caelins when Lyn's grandfather was being poisoned). Edited February 10, 2013 by NinjaMonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Yay, Shin's actually continuing with this! They do, it's called a "Restore staff" (I can only guess that Lundgren got rid of all of House Caelins when Lyn's grandfather was being poisoned). Which is why he was sick in bed all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmKALLL Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 AFTER SO MUCH TIME SHIN I'd really love it if you would continue with this! :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted February 20, 2013 Author Share Posted February 20, 2013 I tried waiting for more comments, but nobody answered so I got ANGRY. Last time on our quest, Hector kinda didn't die, will he help Eliwood? Stealth is the key! Serra found him, Hector is the worst at hide and seek. Who doesn't know that Hector's left Ostia? This is Ostian territory now! Casually murdered some dude... classy. ... I hate the internet sometimes I've always found the fighter dodge animation hilarious. Rebecca does something! Nope, I haven't even used him to fight. Matthew needs some good levels, I kinda neglected him in LHM. Sure, at least he'll die less. BARTRE IS HANDSOME, BARTRE IS STRONG. Why. Ultimate shame! SO YES. I don't think Eliwood can even deal damage. Uther thinks Hector is a chump, and doesn't care about Eliwood at all. I guess Eliwood could just say yes. Especially since Hector's just introduced an armoured fat guy. Should have surrounded her with red guys. Unfortunately Marcus has no hearing in his right ear. Who isn't? For some reason, I was with Eliwood the whole time. I still can't sleep at night, but we can all blame Lyn for that. Missed you like herpes... and I don't like herpes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKL Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 That was golden. Now keep going :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmKALLL Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Most excellent. Yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topaz Light Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I read "BARTRE IS HANDSOME. BARTRE IS STRONG." to the tune of "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there" in my head. I'm not sorry. That said, this is hilarious. Do go on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairlee Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Ooooh. This is making me want to play FE7 again XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted March 18, 2013 Author Share Posted March 18, 2013 Four comments, so worth it! Last time, Hector broke some people's faces and Bartre got a horrible level. What else could happen? This episode is brought to you by Helman's mayonnaise. Warning, may cause excessive flatulence. The plot's got to progress somehow. If they had been dressed as clowns, Eliwood would have wet himself so badly. Whilst dressed as a clown. Not even buying some of your mayonnaise? No wait, it's just some fat bald guy... and no, it's not Wallace. *OBVIOUS HINT FOR RECRUITMENT* Foolish tree, you are no match for BARTRE. Still a decent level up! Don't do it Marcus! You're still young... kind of! Marcus doesn't look that sure about this gift. Bartre so good. I regret nothing but life itself. Is it a blur, is a pain, no it's just Eliwood. In a previous run, Guy managed to fall to a Marcus crit. I didn't even have the heart to search for any fan art. Merlinus clearly doesn't appreciate being visited by my deadweight. For a second I thought Lowen was riding side saddle. Congratulations, you have gained more speed than Sain ever did. KABLAMMO This guy really stinks at fighting... as well as hiding. And death quotes. I'm out of mayonnaise! No free samples. He took them all! How else will we have prawns in our sandwiches? Some things can't be helped Eliwood. Your father has a mayonnaise problem. On second thought, with a smell like that less mayonnaise might not be a bad thing. The smell is unbearable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 I like how you made a character reference to something most people wouldn't even think of xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Shin thinks outside the BOX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted April 13, 2013 Author Share Posted April 13, 2013 I return probably because I'm lazy! Today's episode features our brave heroes rescuing the lolrus. Will Hector and Eliwood finally get their condiment of choice? Fun fact: Marcus is also the Scout leader for Pherae. Boy scouts always talk about the girls they like. Hector wins jerk of the year. Hey, Hector. Is that Serra coming? No wait, it's just some guys having some fun time. Hahaha, merchandise. Hold or release? Make up your mind, Hector! He says as he runs to the other side of the map. Sure, why not. Not the snags! I don't know why, but this looks really cool. Dorcas fears no arrows. It was worth it! Three against one, totally fair. Rage! but I guess he's ok. This chapter's kinda dull, there's been nothing for me to rage about. I speak too soon. At least it's better than a Shin level. I spoke too soon again. Why am I even letting him fight. Dig a hole, dig a hole. Things are going smoothly until... I scroll up. It was him. He did it! They also pointed at him! Hahaha, this'll be the first time she's dealt double digit damage... and even then the enemy doesn't have enough HP. We'll see how that goes. It seems Oswin is good at holding his breath. You fool! Why! You did essentially kill yourself. Well, I guess he left his mark. FE7 Merlinus drives me insane, SKIP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted June 2, 2013 Author Share Posted June 2, 2013 Rage! None of you commented, if I don't get 5 good reviews, I won't write the next chapter! Fangs to bloodyraven666 for da help. I'll send my own son to do it! So three knights rode before him? How bad could that be? He can't be that bad! You know what those peacocks are like. Don't you be messin' with Momma Oswin! Well, I guess he was that bad. Well, we all know Hector will be killed by Zephiel and Eliwood will probably fall to hill syphilis. We'll see how humble you get when your hair falls out. NO. I THOUGHT I ESCAPED LYN. THIS IS WORSE. You're asking for help from what's essentially a humanoid potato. For he is simply a potato. It's a real shame I'm dropping both of you... you both stink. Obligatory miss at a high percentage. Sure, because having two armies who hate you is better than the usual one! These pics still really creepy me out. No! He be stealin' my XP! He was such a pretty boy. Away from the castle is a good start. I suppose that's more than Potato man ever did to help Erk. Really? I can think of far worse. Like Godzilla Bartre so macho! This pleases me. BRO. This does not. In all honesty, 3 Guys would be pretty lame. That was deep. Poor horsebutt. Will Marcus' horse's butt ever heal? Will Shin both recruiting Priscilla? Who knows... I'll do the rest another day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konnor97 Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 (edited) That is one of the most interesting and funny pictures of Godzilla I've seen in my day. Merly's face when he said he was a 'humble' merchant screams unhumbleness, what with that smirk and whatnot. Edited June 2, 2013 by Konnor97 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlegnomes Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Really? I can think of far worse. Like Godzilla Whachu talkin' 'bout, Willis Shin? Gooooojiraaaaa is way better than Serra. Fangs to bloodyraven666 for da help. On a random note, single most painful thing I've ever read. And I mean literally painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 NO. I THOUGHT I ESCAPED LYN. THIS IS WORSE. NOTHING'S AS BAD AS BEING TIED TO A BED BY LYN SHE'S DEFINITELY WORSE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 NOTHING'S AS BAD AS BEING TIED TO A BED BY LYN Not even being tied to a bed by Gheb? Anyway, it's nice to see this is still 'alive'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 I completely forgot this exists. Go Shin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 but shin, isn't serra related to y'- [runs] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted June 30, 2013 Author Share Posted June 30, 2013 (edited) You know who else forgot this existed? My-... nah, it was me! Surprisingly passable for now! Fear his scribble legs! I always hate it when it starts to rain. It's always like one turn before I could finish. How rude! No thanks, I already have Marcus. Maybe if Eliwood and Guy lift it together, they might... In all fairness, Lowen did stab him... then you dragged him across a field! Then what's that note on the fridge? Yaranaika. I'll leave this one with you! Basically a mad scramble, stupid rain! Edited June 30, 2013 by Shin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Rage and rejoice, it still lives! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 rage, it's alive that means i lost my bet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 (edited) I would be pleased if someone drew a fanart of Guy and Eliwood attempting to lift an Iron Blade. (thanks for updating~!) Edited June 30, 2013 by eclipse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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