CT075 Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!! you are so incredibly lucky that you got the start of the chapter else you wouldn't have enough money to afford non-irons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Lucina you aren't even a troll for killing Ardan. You are not worthy of the title of human being. wallow in your shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Hahaha! I still hate you all! Thanks Baldrick! I have a cunning plan! Worth it. This is for everyone out there who actually thinks AzelxLachesis works. Defense isn't as good as RES anyway. NOT GOOD. Don't worry, he lives. Cuan doesn't even need to dodge attacks. Except maybe that one... oops. We don't even have time to return the Silver Sword and Elite Ring! Edain decides to make herself useful. You just killed Cuan... is that the way of the knight too? Well, that went swimmingly. I forgot about these guys. Not an army of THWOMPS. MISSION COMPLETE. Lachesis spares no expense to destroy her enemies. Oops. Stoopid Sigurd! How is he not dead yet. Good work, Jamka! In all fairness, you were the one who told him to. WORTH IT. It's a shame it took so many turns to set up. Sigurd lost THE WIFE. It's his fault really. He let his sister fight but not THE WIFE. Pirates. Dem words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 T'IS DYIN' TIME! are jamka and aideen married yet we would like the hero bow yes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted October 11, 2012 Author Share Posted October 11, 2012 (edited) The next update may have be awhile.. I have to fix all this damage Edited October 11, 2012 by Captain Jedi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 BECAUSE AIDEEN GOT PAIRED WITH DEW THERE IS NO DAMAGE WORSE THAN THIS well yes aideenxmidir but FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS POST THERE ISNT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ema Skye Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Seconding Darros. Ardan's death is nothing compared to the loss of AyraXDew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Comparing anything to Ardan's death is completely blasphemous. There is no tragedy greater than the great armored hero's fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted October 11, 2012 Author Share Posted October 11, 2012 (edited) [spoiler=Briggid!! <3 oh and pirate fighting] Don't worry sweetheart I'll keep you safe from those evil pirates! Basically you move her up and left and meet up with Tiltyu and Claude there where she chokes a point and whittles down the enemy force like the badass she is Enter Tiltyu and Claude, Tiltyu has wrath which will be handy and Claude has Valkyrie [revival staff] and Fortify so we are just dandy Meanwhile Aideen needs to get back to HOME BASE Holyn, Jamka, Levin and Lachesis win some gold in the arena to get some of our stuff back BAAAAAAAAAAAAALDRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!! Ooooooooooo ahhhhh. Rule #1 When Fighting Briggid: Do Not Fight her at range or she will murder your ass I TOTALLY HAVE THIS UNDER CONTROL GUYS, YOU REMEMBER HOW WELL I DID AGAINST A HAND AXE LAST TIME. Sigurd: LEX! WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU? Lex: Um... about that secret pursuit ring.. there is none Sigurd: -facepalms- Lex is such a player Now Ayra has WEPON again, now LETS REJOIN THE BATTLE Shooting you right between the eyes helped. Leg Ring GET SIGURD HELPING HIS BROS [not pictured, Alec getting Str, Noish getting Lck and Def I think it was] Swords kinda own these guys Tactic set, Tiltyu uses wrath, Briggid chokes point, Claude heals when needed Rule #2 When Fighting Briggid: If you have a weapon with 1-2 range and use it at 2 range against her you may as well hang yourself HP, Str, Mag, Def, Lck, Res SB is probably going SQUEEEE HURRY UP SLOWPOKES Ayra decides to wreck the arena with her new present Aideen promotes and uses Fire in loving memory of Azel CHARGE MEN.. ITS LIKE PROLOGUE REDUX These pirates don't stand a chance. Should I feel sorry for em? Nah When you live next to Pirates are you really that surprised? Rule #1 When Wooing Briggid: Do not try to woo her with words, you get called out on it Also do not make her cosplay as a nun and call her Aideen I AM SAIN'S DISCIPLE Yes I am promoted and I got my Hero Axe back... Now off to slay Cam and Baldrick WIND SWORD GET Rule #3 When Fighting Briggid: Do Not Piss Her Off Power Ring GET Rule #4 When Fighting Briggid: When she has Ichival... RUN And thats the lot, also.. I kinda derped on reviving Ardan, so Refa you'll be the hero of Gen 1 Edited October 12, 2012 by Captain Jedi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 you totally didnt forget to get ichival because that would be awful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ema Skye Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Yeah, he did. And he's just trying to make it look like he did. :> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted October 11, 2012 Author Share Posted October 11, 2012 you totally didnt forget to get ichival because that would be awful Yeah, he did. And he's just trying to make it look like he did. :> Got me there, I remembered to revive Ardan but not get Ichival the first time then I reversed it lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapier Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 This is the first time I see someone trolling more than Shin. Why did I even bet on him on first place? >>: I WANT MY MONEY BACK From what I see, THIS CAN ONLY END WELL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 this will work well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Starwind Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Are you guys not allowed to restart or are you just trollin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted October 12, 2012 Author Share Posted October 12, 2012 Are you guys not allowed to restart or are you just trollin? We are allowed to restart, its just it seems most of us want to troll haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriane Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 (edited) well it's no fun if you can restart? ^and that Edited October 12, 2012 by Kiriane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 (edited) So apparently the adequate response around here to troll is to troll harder. You guys keep doing that, I'm sure it'll work eventually and everyone will bow down to you and admit that you are the greatest troll ever and why did they even bother trying. Maybe I'll have a go at it myself sometime, perhaps in this update? Or perhaps my overwhelming neutrality will overwhelm you all. [spoiler=Arena Wai Wai Fun Time] Sigurd: "Alvis? In a relationship? It can't be, he's a dastard!" Oh, it's not broken? That means Jedi didn't bring anyone back from the dead! Oh well, I guess it's up to me to save our hero Arden. It's alive! Also is it just me or does this sound like it came from Zelda? it DOES ikr Well, at least two people are on my side. Why would Briggid ever want the Silver Bow ever, Jedi is clearly insane except for that time he agrees with me, I plead temporary sanity for that time. I'm fairly certain this is a little too high of a level. Well, Briggid is cool, so I don't mind. Midir, this valuable item is clearly inapropos on you, that's just how things are. Might as well have Jamka finish off the arena before giving the oh-so-valuable Killer Bow to Midir for custody. Now he's a real good-for-something killer! Jamka's base A bows screams for him to be wielding what should rightfully be his, the Silver Bow. I also bought him the Skill Ring so he could proc things better. Hey, I know someone who could really use that money. CHONG Hero Sword!Fury was just too good, even for the manliest warrior in the entire country. Aideen was amazing in the arena. Shame she can't use the money to buy expensive staves to do cool staff things, but I'm sure she'll find some way to put it to use... BRO Please, someone else, anyone else, get him through the arena for me, I'm just...too weak. Hero Sword!Lachesis rips the arena enemies a new one. Sadly, Lachesis couldn't get too far either, but I won't let that deter her from becoming the Master Knight! And for the main game... [spoiler=Refa Didn't Mention Anything About The Possibility Of Him Being The Best Player] Boy, Claude sure has been getting a lot of money recently. Geez, I thought a life would be worth at least 50k, but apparently it's only 30k. That'll make things much easier for me. She dances once more! All the money to Claude! Shin, I really must thank you for pairing Dew and Aideen together. I just have to wonder if you feel the same way considering who I am reviving. It's nice to know the incompetency of almost everyone else except me could be fixed in a mere two turns. LEX CHIP I think I've got a hang of this jealousy thing... These pirates are rich fucks, carrying as much as entire villages, so I let a few k burn here and there in the name of business. I'm a soulless bastard, I know. Even if Horace kills her, having a dancer was so worth it. As you can see, Alec and Noish are really poorly equipped to handle these Wind Mages. Sigurd, on the other hand can kick their sorry red asses and look cool while doing it. I gave up on the jealousy formation turn three, too much effort. Well, for the guys who are actually going to be, you know, dealing with the enemy, anyways. These stragglers still have a few more turns. BEST CHIP OK, I thought almost dead Midir would be a better target, but what do I know? Your funeral. Holyn > Ayra Why do these guys even need to raid villages, they're so fucking loaded. Not actually competent pegasus knights! Claude is like, the MVP of this part, if not this whole run. Like shooting fish in a barrel. Power Of Luna Yeah guys, keep on whacking at Briggid, it's sure to work eventually. SHE GOT A BLANK LEVEL BUT IT WAS WORTH IT Sigurd takes care of the border guard a bit too well...Leave some for Alec and Noish, you jerk! Even when severely underleveled and bordering on new levels of the term "fragile", Lachesis is still amazing. Fury chipping away at these enemies is what makes her flying utility really shine in this part, at least if you're not efficiencing the fuck out of this game. Let's do this! With my tactical prowess, I whittle them down in no time. Enough to repair Valkyrie again in case someone else fucks up big time. In addition to being a PITA, the boss was also quite rich. Turn 22: As I turn around, I get shot in the face with an arrow, courtesy of Briggid, and die a painful death a few minutes later. DEAD END Edited October 12, 2012 by Refa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapier Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I suppose undoing the trollings of someone is trolling... Sounds like insane troll logic, but this is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted October 12, 2012 Author Share Posted October 12, 2012 I suppose undoing the trollings of someone is trolling... Sounds like insane troll logic, but this is true. Yes, Refa and I are reverse trolling :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 EVIL PLAN has been completed! For the record Horace and Lucina knew about the EVIL PLAN and didn't object at all. In fact they supported it! So without further ado.. [spoiler=TROLLING LEVELS TO THE MAX] Pairings and other movement set in motion. Mainly just pairing Tiltyu and Jamka, and sending everyone down. Tactics of War Tip #4: Fire Emblem is actually fancy chess. lol falconknights yeah rahna dont be so sassy thats jamkas thang *snap**snap**snap**snap* Sigurd has a maximum army of 18 people at this point. That isn't exactly enough for reinforcements. Aideen is NOT a TRAITOR, SHIN is for PAIRING her with DEW which was an ATROCITY Today an old man taught be about family trees. He said marrying a young princess will give me POWERS. I always wanted to be a superhero. DODGY Fury somehow manages to see across an entire continent. Snazzy. ok bye They will Blow You Away with their stylish air manipulations! LISTEN TO DERPFACE HE IS GENOOUS "HOW DARE YOU AVOID LETTING ME KILL YOU, I'LL KILL YOU FOR THAT!" Tactics of War Tip #5: Listen to barbarians. If they don't kill you, they'll kill you. Not CORRUPTION! Wait what You don't look like an assassin to me. You're a Swordmasters. OOPS OR SHOULD I SAY UNBIRTH OR REVENGE EITHER ONE WORKS \o/ Legitimate oops. Much better. Yeah I fed them kids since they were level 19 and then I promoted them. Erm how importnat is this? Not? Okay good. PERFECT EVIL PLAN COMPLETE REVENGE COMPLETE HORACE LUCINA ARE YOU PROUD OF ME YET BECAUSE I GOT YOU SHARLOW FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY HORACE HAPPY BIRTHDAY AM I A GOOD TROLL YET I WANT MORE VOTES [spoiler=why? You may ask]I actually wasn't going to do this but then SHIN paired AideenXDew and I was all like "This is awful" and Lucina was like "I agree!" and we wanted revenge. Horace had already unbirthed his hair once at this point, and he wasn't so happy about that. So I made the decision to reunbirth Corple, and Lucina and Horace agreed with it. So yeah. REVENGE. The plan was never to kill THWOMP Lachesis really needs to be caught up on levels. This peg knight was at full health before. Lex is HERRO still, I see. PROMOTION! Ayra promoted too but I forgot her. Oops. TIS A SAD DAY FOR THWOMP I've been effective. Tiltyu also needs levels. "Can I continue to pillage your country? "k." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted October 12, 2012 Author Share Posted October 12, 2012 DARRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS. You ruined mine, and Xinndity's perfectly good plan to get CORPLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ema Skye Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I love you Darros. <3 Best plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 (edited) But we don't want CORPLE! I happen to agree with Lucina. Edited October 12, 2012 by Macho Barbarian Darros Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted October 12, 2012 Author Share Posted October 12, 2012 But we don't want CORPLE! I happen to agree with Lucina. Have fun with having neither, I hope you know Shin has a Castle with Sharlow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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