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I have been planning to make an FE12 LP for a long time and now that the translation patch is released, I have a good excuse to do it.

The game will be played on H2 mode with Male Reclass limits unlocked. There's no need for the the DLC content so I'm not going to bother using them unless you all cry hard enough about it.

I'll be updating the OP with a link to each update. And I actually give a shit about finishing this so nudges to get me update will be appreciated (mostly I can do them on the weekends).

So let's kick off with the very beginning of the game hmm?


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We're gonna make a Female MU. If you get this joke, you have even less of a life than I do (hint: it has to do with the default name)

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Someone reading this is probably getting squeeing with joy right now.

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She really could use better conditioner. And would it really kill her to comb her hair once in awhile?

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Fun fact, the Diversity Club at my school is composed entirely of white people. No really.

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This is my stat spread. Probably not the most optimal, but deal with it.

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I like how the first scene in the game presents us an excellent view of Katarina's rack (but somehow not her eyes)

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I don't think that's how becoming a knight works sis.

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This line becomes infinitely funnier if you name MU something like Enis or Alf or Dick or Vergil. Dohoho.

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Katarina knows bitches love men in uniform. Or women with masculine haircuts in uniform. Either way, what a playa

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Again, not how becoming a knight works.

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Personally I'm more interested in what kind of hair gel this guy uses.

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Hey its not like it can be any worse than the Twilight Saga.

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Rody however gives 0 fucks about literature.

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Yeah no shit. What tipped you off, the armor? The horse? The fact that one of them was loudly announcing the fact he's a candidate?

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Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks this is retarded. There's just so much wrong with this I don't even know where to start.

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"You need to complete an obligatory 7 chapter tutorial first."

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By "real Altean knights" he means like, himself and one soldier.

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Wait is Katarina seriously shitting her pants at the prospect of fighting a loldier

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Wasting your time maa'm, Strategists don't exist till the next game.

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BullSHIT. I can see you're map sprite, you're a Mage. Stop putzing out already.

Wait a second, that expression before...

Ok I'm pretty sure Katarina is just trolling Claire.

Anyway I'm not showing off this map because its boring as hell. Katarina of course continues being the worst and doesn't fight at all but that's ok because it results in this:

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I think this game would've sold even better if they put "You can beat up Jeigan" as one of the selling points of the game.

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You know, just because you acknowldge your uselessness doesn't mean its in any way tolerable.

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Shouldn't Marth be doing, ya know, king things? Like ruling? Managing the lands? Making laws? Anything but deliver a speech to a bunch of losers?

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God it's like listening to fucking Inui

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Fortunately Jegian does not tolerate brown nosing.

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Not once did I hear a "yes we can" in there, 1/10 totally garbage speech.

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What did I just fucking tell you?

And then the chapter just ends. Really.

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Prologue 2 is so much better than that limp dicked Prologue 1

[spoiler= Prologue 2]

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Katarina's rape face is a few clicks above unsettling. No wonder she was so happy to be paired up.

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Yes I skipped Luke. No I do not give a fuck because Luke, as you'll soon see, is the biggest fucking tool on the planet.

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First I get a jailbait faker, then I get a giant tool with a terrible haircut, and now I get a fucking archer. I swear if I end up getting two archers before this is over, I'm done.

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This can clearly be solved through a contest of who can do the best rendition of "For the Commanders"

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Oh god no I don't want to be on this team anymore please

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See, even Katarina thinks this is bullshit

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"Claire hates it when people refer to her in the third person"

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Why the fuck are you even still here? I am never getting over this.

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Ok I have to admit this is the best suggestion I've heard all day. Props to you bro.

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Fuck off Katarina. If this guy wants me to beat the shit out of him for being a giant cunt, then he can be my fucking guest.

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I like how Luke doesn't seem to notice Claire has boobs.

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Seriously this has to be the gayest military squad I've ever seen.

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Wow, Katarina doesn't listen to a word anyone said and makes up blanket bullshit of her own?

She should debate tiers.

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And now we find out Claire’s grandfather was probably a serial killer, good times. I’m sure this hasn’t warped her at all.

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Cool story bro

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I move Ryan and Claire to the forts and Luke then charges Claire since as we established, Luke is a moron.

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What?

That doesn't relate at all to what you just said.

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Not even the game respects archers.

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"I heard you sucked 32 dicks. In a row."

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He then proceeds to not engage in close quarters once. But that's what happens when you get your shit ruined by Claire.

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Forts, they are not his friend.

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Maybe you should learn to play

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Seriously dude, you could've rofl stomped us if you just ganged up on us.

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Your brother isn't even here.

Also he's an archer, no one cares about what he thinks.

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No you fight for your friends. God Claire if you're going to steal from Super Smash Bros. at least do it right.

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Have you seen the enemy stats on Maniac? You're not going to get by on 9 strength pal.

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I like to pretend I didn't cut anything out from here.

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Ok, you can have a title as well. Or alternatively an epitaph. So choose your words carefully hmm Luke?

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Fuck you, from now on you will be referred to simply as fagbot, fagbot.

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He's secretly insulting you Claire.

And then the chapter just ends.

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No update today but I figured I'd post today anyway.

My schedule for updating will for the most part be one or two updates each weekend. Maybe more with the prologue since the chapters are really short.

Also I will be showing off Base Conversations. My save already has a bunch unlocked, including the ones for units I probably won't be using. I'll be showing these off as well.

In addition, I'll also allow you guys to choose a few guys for me to use. I might not take all your suggestions, but I will take them into account. In any case, feel free to post them.

Also I'm concerned about the quality of this LP and if anybody is reading the thread, feel free to point out ways I can improve, especially in regards to the humor.

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I got the images of P-3 to P-7 uploaded onto photobucket this weekend, so I can probably update a few times this week.

[spoiler=Prologue 3]

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I'm not sure I see what Home Ec classes have to do with knighthood but I'll play along.

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This seems like a needlessly wordy way to say "yo guys you're going to beat the shit out of some generic fighters."

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This is the line Cain uses to try to pick up chicks. It doesn't work out so well.

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Yeah, I'm sure having a level 10 Cavalier as one your strongest men isn't going to have any consequences whatever.

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I wasn't aware Cain was friends with Caeda. Or Athena. Or Ogma for that matter, considering the amount of dialogue Cain got in the original.

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So our goal is to beat the shit out of our liege's girlfriend. I'm sure he won't react negatively at all to this.

No really he doesn't. He must not actually like Caeda that much if it doesn't bother him.

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"Wtf Katarina I thought we had something going"

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"I'm so nervous about fighting her!" *runs off like a bitch*

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Wtf are you even talking about woman?

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Ryan is such a lousy archer, he can't even OHKO a weakened flier.

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Fuck off Luke its BRODY time.

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I thought Myrmidon MU was supposed to be good

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~Marthipan~

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Aw yeah bitches, I just got the best unit of FE11 on my team how do you like that.

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Goddammit Claire you ruin EVERYTHING.

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See, even Jagen agrees with me.

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Bitch, nobody argues with Jagen, he will own you.

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See what I mean?

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It was all thanks to the power of Warp staves

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"You'll be surprised at just how quickly we got the blue paint on."

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Which is why he dumped all of them on the bench in favor of getting warped to the throne after Caeda raped the boss.

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What, using Warp staves or relying on others? Because I don't think either of these is a skill. Like, at all.

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Holy shit I actually updated twice in one day

[spoiler=Prologue 4]

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"I'm totally not gay guys. This is what straight people say right? Totally straight."

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You'll have to excuse Ryan, he has not gotten the birds and the bees talk. Probably because he's like, 6 years old.

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Clerics make the men fight twice as hard? That's almost wordplay!

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Ok Luke, we get it, you're a sleazy ladies man. Or a homosexual in massive denial.

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I imagine Wrys has the biggest fucking trollface right now.

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Wrys and Katarina = Master Trolls

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The joke is that he's calling her a stripper.

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I didn't know that the Soviets commonly named their children after the Greek God of Wisdom.

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I'd make a sexual comment about how Athena has an even bigger rack than Katarina, but I don't want to look like a pathetic internet male.

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You were saying?

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Claire is busy doing her James Bond impression.

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Cain is not impressed.

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Finally, somebody in the FE community acknowledges my tactical prowess.

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[spoiler=Prologue 5]

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Hey man calm down, its not like any of us are happy having to spend a few extra hours in your company.

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Ok, its pretty much Luke's fault we're lost now.

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You know since we're in deep this part of the woods, we can just kill Luke and nobody will find the body.

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C'mon man, I know you want to do it too. I mean do you really want to stick around with someone who gives everyone a nickname like he's five years old and has an incredibly douchey haircut?

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Any other nuggets of wisdom Rody? "You should try to chew your food before swallowing." "Try to breathe when you're oxygen deprived." "Try to cut vegetables holding the handle of the knife instead of the blade."

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Yeah I hate to agree with Luke, but this is really pathetic.

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Katarina of course changes the subject to save face.

I also like how Ryan just randomly wanders in (in actuality its because I didn't bother taking any screenshots of him saying something because he says nothing interesting).

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I bet underneath that mask is a rapeface like no other.

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A turn in Merric wanders in for no apparent reason, which I'm thankful for because it gives me a good excuse to bench Ryan from here on out.

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Barbarians don't deserve portraits.

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Or..they do? Why didn't they just put that in the stat screen? Especially since Gra Captain got his own unique portrait despite having half as much dialogue.

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I like how Merric seems to be leering at Claire's tits.

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Sorry

Anyway we cut to Marth's castle

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Marth doesn't seem give two shit about Luke, Rody, or Ryan

Then again, would you if you were Marth?

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I think you should look up the word subjugated because I don't think it means what you think it means.

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Who disobeyed what orders now? I don't remember any orders being given so I'm pretty sure Katarina's just pulling this out of her ass.

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Pretty sure the village was destroyed when we got there.

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See?

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"Good job killing some bandits, for that you get to be my elite bodyguard."

I should've named MU Mary Sue seriously.

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And Zoidberg.

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He's the king Claire, I think he knows what the Royal Guard is.

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Marth knows he was Mid tier at best.

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"So what about Jagen?"

"What ABOUT Jagen?"

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Marth: kind of a pussy.

You know what? This is boring, let's go see what the rapeface mask dude is up to, I'm sure he's a lot more interesting.

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It was your plan to accomplish nothing but destroy a village and give Claire and co. some exp? What a nice fellow.

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Bitches cramp up Roro's style.

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Even in Archanea, Len Barry's sweet tunes catch on.

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...is this some sort of double entendre?

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bQjvU.gif: Ok guys, go burn down that random village over there, its not like it'll attract any attention or anything.

:har: : Boss, doesn't attacking villages go against the whole concept of skulking?

bQjvU.gif: I'm in charge here, so we do it my way!

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Aren't you like, level 5 promoted? The strongest dude in the castle is like, a level 10 cavalier. You could probably ORKO Marth no problem why don't you just kill him now?

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Holy shit I'm actually updating

[spoiler=Prologue 6 Part 1]

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You know your hair is bad when you share the same hairstyle as this tool:

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I wonder if it has to do with the fact you're a tool

or that you're obviously a homosexual in denial

no that cannot POSSIBLY be it.

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she's talking about his dick

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Man you know you need to reevaluate your life if Ryan is getting more bitches than you.

And please stop using "airquotes." It's very "annoying."

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I like how she's referring to herself here.

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Well there is a lot of stuff but I guess your hair is as good a start as any other.

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See? Dude knows the score.

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Have you seen his hair Claire? There's enough hairspray in there to deflect bullets.

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That haircut is manlier than half the cast dude.

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See? Shit like this is the reason why you're fooling nobody.

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Fuck you Ryan its people like you that are the reason why the homosexual community is still an oppressed minority.

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Baby steps Katarina.

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"We call these men pussies."

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"We call these men fuck ups"

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I bet we'll get valuable insights like "This was the darkened items won't appear."

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Every. Fucking. Time.

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"Why am I here? Let's just say that news of my death has been greatly...exaggerated."

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Anouleth's gonna be so mad

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Wait, "Chris?" Who the hell is this "Chris? person? Is there something you're not telling me Frey? Hmm?

Anyway we finally get access to the prep scree which is the best feature in the game for this reason:

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I CAN FINALLY DROP THOSE TOOLS LUKE AND RYAN

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Sorry for the wait

[spoiler= Prologue 6 Part 2]

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I like to pretend that Jeigan is saying this in a really sarcastic tone of voice.

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That's just because she's in a class with high AS dude. Luke actually has identical absolute bases to her.

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What?

That doesn't relate at all to what you were just asked.

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I see Altea never bothered to set up child labor laws or establish Social Services.

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Man it must've been a bitch trying to pronounce that guy's name. Is it mal-eh-kar? Or is it pronounced mal-eh-ker?

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Claire this is a JRPG. Every old geezer knows each other, its like a rule.

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"Also due to some sort of child abuse scandal. I wonder what that was all about."

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"I didn't end up becoming a sword but I did learn how to use one"

You know what? This is boring, let's go talk to Katarina instead.

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Smoke break

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"It's for my smoke break you see"

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"Wanna come along? I heard she's got a high quality brand, its great"

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Apparently she had more balls than all the men in her squad.

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"Well, as many as can be deployed anyway"

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Wtf are you even trying to say here man?

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He is most famous for his point choking ability. Notice how there are two chokepoints on this map. Coincidence? I think not.

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Cecile suffers from poor peripheral vision.

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Katarina was getting lonely being the only useless girl.

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Translation: Shut the fuck up Cecile nobody likes you.

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Sweet, no more Iron! Iron sucks

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Its not often that someone volunteers for the role of trade bitch.

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"Ha! Doga has fought stronger kittens!"

"Doga no longer welcome at animal shelter because of this."

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No comment

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Game stop trying to hype armors as anything other than pure crap seriously.

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*snicker*

We then cut to Katarina and Claire in some random room.

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The what with the what now?

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"...Is she coming onto me?"

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"I think she is coming onto me"

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Aw yeah, looks like Claire's sleeping well tonight yup yup.

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TMI Katarina

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KatarinaxClaire OTP fuck the haters seriously

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Tease

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[spoiler=Athena and Claire 1]

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"We need you to be our comic relief!"

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No, you're thinking of breasts.

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You're not going to get much out of a discussion with Luke and Ryan around, let alone Ms. Soviet Russia.

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That seems excessive.

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Hey lady, you speak English better than the average US congressman, that's good enough for me.

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Let me guess, these things are very erot-

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Dammit Athena stop stealing my jokes.

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Claire of course changes the subject.

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"No homo vuman."

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Claire, she's foreign not retarded.

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Better put some ice on that Claire cause you just got BURNED.

I'll edit in Prologue 7 later.

[spoiler=Cecile]

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You don't need to introduce yourself again you're already..."memorable" enough as it is.

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Cecile is a LIBERATED WOMAN dammit.

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Nobody wants to hear about your creepy incest fetish Luke.

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See even LUKE knows that Cecile sucks.

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Yeah go prove you're not violent by beating the shit out of him. Flawless logic there champ.

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The fuck? Luke is a bit of a tool granted but this woman is clearly a feminazi, are you really so desperate for pussy?

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You are the worst I hate you.

[spoiler=Katarina]

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...what are you doing Katarina?

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Why is this your first response?

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"Did somebody touch you?"

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Where on the doll were you touched?

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"Were you touched down there? Is that where you were touched?"

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"Let's see, it couldn't have been Luke for obvious reasons. Couldn't have been Ryan. Rody's not a dick so he's out. It was probably that prick Wrys I KNEW he was such an assho-"

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Oh

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Not ominous at all!

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Hawt.

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Ok enough fucking around, Prologue 7 for reals this time.

[spoiler=Prologue 7]

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You

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What a twist! Its not like I could've guessed by looking at the map during the prep screen or anything.

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That's a fancy way of saying "bitch there are reinforcements on this map."

Ok Draug you see that chokepoint? That fort? We need someone to go there to block that point.

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jDAQt.png: DOGA WILL CHOKE THIS POINT!

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"STEP FORWARD KNIGHT CAIN AND BE CRUSHED BENEATH DOGA'S IRON BOOT!"

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Doga dislikes vultures.

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Dude we made the best characters of FE11 our bitches. I'm pretty sure we passed.

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See, what did I tell you?

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Aw yeah that's right motherfuckers, I'm the bombdiggity now.

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Gah! How the fuck did you guys get here? I didn't even deploy you.

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You idiot, you can't buy a Lady Sword and the heftiest lance you can use is an Iron Lance.

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Cecile I'm trying to celebrate. Go have your psychotic episode somewhere else.

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See, Rody knows what's what

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Your lifelong dream was to eat the world's biggest hoagie and you did it just shortly after Claire beat the shit out of you.

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Oh right you exist. I guess Jagen thought our useless girl quota was down.

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She was trying to sneak a bowl of cereal out of the pantry without Jagen noticing. Unfortunately the whole operation was placed into jeopardy thanks to Katarina.

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Masturbation

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Definitely masturbation

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Goddammit this is going to be sad isn't it. I can't make fun of sad things :(:

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I like how the emo music plays just at this moment.

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Oh phew. For a second there I thought it was going to be a story about child prostitution. Those are the worst to hear about.

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THESE WOUNDS WON'T SEEM TO HEEEEEEAAAL

THIS PAIN IS JUST TOO REEEEEAAAL

THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH THAT TIME CANNOT ERAAAAAAAAAAAAASE

I'm so sorry

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Sweet! Social Services do exist in this world

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That's not foreshadowing at all!

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Yes, alcohol. Although that probably doesn't count as a person.

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What? That didn't answer her question at all.

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Wow, that's not suspicious at all!

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...is this some sort of crack about her hair? I don't get it.

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Oh fuck no why would you give anybody anything from Cecile? Is this Katarina's revenge for Claire spacing out during that emo backstory?

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Look unless "punch to the uterus" and "several kicks to the face" are on the list, I don't really give a flying fuck about what Cecile wants.

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Once you put this on, you'll look dorkier than you do already.

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Fuck no

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And not a single fuck was given that day.

There's a Marth base convo but the post is long enough as it is, so I might add it in later with Prologue 8.

If you guys didn't notice, I edited the base convos in the previous post. Speaking of which, please feel free to post something in the thread, it kind of feels like I'm all alone in here.

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I fixed the image links

Also holy shit Prologue 8 is pretty long

[spoiler=Prologue 8 Part 1]

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Luke I am in such a good mood right now I'm not going to make fun of you for once.

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"I sure enjoy referring to Claire the Ordinary in the third person"

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This is from the woman who nearly creamed her pants the other day at the thought of buying a sword.

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"I too enjoy referring to Claire in the third person."

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"Except for Katarina but she provided other...benefits."

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Did you guys elope or something when I wasn't looking?

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Wow, not even Luke was contemplating suicide after spending hours with Cecile.

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Why?

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Nice save

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"What about all these other guys?"

"Sure, whatever."

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"Kudos on beating the shit out of my girlfriend by the way."

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Tell me about it, everyone was taking bets on how long it would be till you deserted.

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I like how Ryan's reaction is girlier than all the other girls combined.

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And now an invasion! Sure why not.

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Dude, did you not listen to Jagen? Dude's got everything under control.

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And now Katarina decides to pull a heel turn. This would be surprising if I didn't read any of the dialogue beforehand.

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Katarina sucks so much she can't even do a heel turn right.

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You can slowly see the gears in Claire's head start to turn but not quite making the connection.

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Why didn't you just poison Marth to begin with instead of launching a highly conspicuous attack on him that could probably be fended off?

Oh that's right, this is Katarina we're talking about.

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"I thought you loved me!"

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She's technically correct, this is an indoor map.

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But your nametag clearly says Katarina.

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Yeah we kind of gathered that.

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Cecile, she just spelled everything out for you. You cannot possibly be this stupid.

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Dumb broads.

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Seriously that was some of the least subtle foreshadowing I've ever seen. I still can't think of a movie or game that comes close to it.

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You know a rapeface on Ryan was the last thing I wanted to see, seriously.

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Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum.

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That's why we do a turtling strategy for the first few turns Marth.

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You fool, permadeath isn't implemented until Chapter 1

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"People in the blue paint that is"

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"I mean it is sort of our jobs."

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Ha ha, you're getting benched this chapter. Loser.

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That was just established Rody. God, did you even pay attention?

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Hit the bench kid, we don't need archers on this team.

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You're also getting benched for the map, if not the whole game.

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And then an awesome theme played.

No we just went back to the prep screen.

Damn.

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Why didn't you just poison Marth to begin with instead of launching a highly conspicuous attack on him that could probably be fended off?

Oh that's right, this is Katarina we're talking about.

And yet, somehow she became a "tactician." What does that say about Altea's tactical prowess.

Nice read. Looking forward to more.

Also, you should totally use Mage!Cecil.

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Mage!Cecile is thoroughly awful, especially if you are like me and trying to use her as a longterm unit.

[spoiler=Prologue 8 Part 2]

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"It was totally our plan to give your dudes free EXP before"

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That plan still made no sense and was totally unnecessary.

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Wait why? You're like level 5 promoted and this is Maniac mode, your stats are probably good enough to solo everyone. Are you just allergic to success or something?

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Katarina does not apporve.

Well it looks like she's about to

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rock us like a hurricane

http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/

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Claire gives no fucks about thieves.

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Rody is ridiculous(ly good)

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Y u no proc defense?

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Marth is pretty awesome

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This looks bad, but I deliberately positioned everyone like this for a smooth KO on the player phase.

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Anyway I want to point out that this is the first time you hear Tearing Shadows, Katarina's battle theme, which is so rad, it even beats out Rise to the Challenge. It has a sweet guitar riff and everything. Do the other FEs have sweet guitar riffs? Does FE13? No they do not, so they can just go home now.

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Sorry Claire, Katarina can't hear you over the sound of how awesome she is.

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The whole thing could've been avoidable if you just solo'd them you know.

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No her class was Mage, Assassins don't exist in this game.

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Holy shit, its almost like you shouldn't decide who should be knights based on whether or not they beat the shit out of your men.

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Did you suddenly elope with her or something when I wasn't looking? Why isn't it Claire that's saying this?

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"That's pretty retarded prince, no offense"

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Holy shit, there are people who want prominent political figures dead? That's new.

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Implying that there wasn't one before.

Man no wonder Roro and Katarina came this close to killing Marth, everyone in the castle is incompetent.

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Marth I know she's recruitable. I mean she's not psychotic like the other villains we've seen so far and she's the token cute anime girl, its pretty obvious.

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"DOGA WILL CHOKE THESE POINTS!"

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Good luck with that.

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"That was some grade A trolling you did on Luke seriously."

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Well yeah, this is only the prologue, we still have like, 26 or so chapters worth of game left.

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