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Better now?

Silence reigns my world.

Such is life outside cities.

Stars lull me to sleep.

EDIT: Besides, this is my first time doing this ever. Not that it's very hard or anything. (Simple haiku... not complicated ones, of course...)

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I don't think stuff like "you'll" and "i'm" are allowed BRO

you're so NOT GUD

you are so not gud

gud is what makes the world move

without gud, nothing

Harshness to the max

Contractions are neat and cool yo

Using them is fine

Better now?

Silence reigns my world.

Such is life outside cities.

Stars lull me to sleep.

EDIT: Besides, this is my first time doing this ever. Not that it's very hard or anything. (Simple haiku... not complicated ones, of course...)

Traditionally, haiku are supposed to be pretty succinct because of the language of origin. I'm not much of a poet, but:

Outside, but silence

City life, bustling once more

Stars sing lullabies

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Lewdness eternal

Bumping uglies is so fun man

My crotch stings and burns

Also

Shit I added "yo"

I had thought there just six

Counting is for plebs

I totally didn't miscount again stop looking at me

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Oh, I know why it's happening.

I'm using one hand and tapping them out as I type. I get them right, then check them again and count using my thumb, which messes it up.

Okay, okay, now

No more mistakes, get outta here

Fuck that was eight, shit

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this is some damn dumb shit that i've read

we aint Japanese nope, you're mislead

quit this Oriental shit,

please you must show true grit,

Let's do limericks yeah? or end thread

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what a shame! Nightmare must be redeemed!

quickly now! do something that's esteemed!

please you must save face now

or we will disavow

your existance. it's not as it seemed.

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I tried to think of a good poem to write,

On being better at this by a slight,

Just because of my major

But I'm gonna wager

In the first place I was in for a fright

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Excuse me Mr. Sir The Inspector,

You must be some kind of defector--

For I take certain offense

To your callous nonsense

Don't insult hipsters; I'll be your lector.

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Dude just make a Landsknecht,

For with others they simply aren't meshed,

Then buy several swords

And good armor for these wards,

Shall be likely to stay most refreshed

Bad advice aside I actually run with two Nightseekers. Lots of damage, man. Also rhyming with German sucks

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