Tauro Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 Now that that's out of the way, let's see how our warriors react to REAL MAN: "Orcish camp at 12 o'clock!" *readies battle-ax in hand* "CHAAAAAAARGE!" ROLEPLAYER: "Yea, let us make haste through the encampment, so that we might arrive at the next town intact." LUNATIC: *throws her sword at the orcs, and attacks with scabbard and lunchbox* MUNCHKIN: "There's only a dozen Orcs? And three Wargs? I guess I only need to use six of my magic rings to take 'em out." By the way, if you would like to add any other types of warriors, feel free to do so. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 Did you, uh, misplace this outside an RP section If not, >not actually being a WARRRIORRRRRRRRRRS topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 And here I thought the Rainbow Warriors were finally awesome enough to warrant their own topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 My left arm is a lot stronger than my right arm. Hua ha ha ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djeets Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 are they four blokes?? o_0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tauro Posted March 31, 2013 Author Share Posted March 31, 2013 What's this? More players? Okay, I'll play along. COWARD: "Three goblins!? Retreat, retreat!" *drops his gear and runs away without another word* TROUBLEMAKER: *vomits on the mayor while he's giving his speech* INFIGHTER: "Serra's been such a twit!" *strikes her with his flail while she casts Mend* MR. GREED: "It's at a much lower level? And it's not attacking us? So what! I need the XP!" GOODY TWO SHOES: "Wait a minute. It wouldn't be right to kill someone that hasn't harmed us!" Keep the ball rolling, ppl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 (edited) And here I thought the Rainbow Warriors were finally awesome enough to warrant their own topic. Edited April 1, 2013 by Esme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 ASSHOLE: "I hamstring my ally to my right, because it's funny." GUY WHO HAS TO PLAY AS CHAOTIC EVIL: "I kill the ally to my right, because it's 'in character.'" ANTI-ROLEPLAYER: "I attack the elder dragon our rogue is bargaining for our lives with." ANTI-COMBAT GUY: "I attempt to dissuade the rapist by telling him what he is doing is wrong." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 FAILURE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizenberg Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 CAN YOU DIG IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 FAILURE. ;_____; Cocorosie is the SUCCESS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 (edited) I really liked Tom Hardy and Nick Nolte's acting jobs in Warrior. But I felt like the rest of the actors, producers, director and writer were like, let's waste great actors' talent with a real pile of shit. tom hardy was still a badass though Edited April 3, 2013 by Fenrir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 ;_____; Cocorosie is the SUCCESS! Dude. Wrong Rainbow Warriors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tauro Posted April 6, 2013 Author Share Posted April 6, 2013 This thread must never die! NOVICE: I got a +2 to hit... is that high or low? QUIET MAN: ...I fire another arrow at the nearest orc... JOKER: "How many monks does it take to screw in a light bulb? One... to cast Lightning! GET IT? LIGHTNING? HAHAHAHAHA!!!" CHEATER: "I roll..." *rolls a 3 on a d20* "...an 18! It hits!" *grabs dice quickly KAMIKAZE: *jumps off the perch and lands dead center in the cavaliers' patrol, then sets off all his grenades strapped to his body at once when in position* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 This thread must never die! Question. What is this thread achieving? Before you post, ask yourself what you are contributing to the thread, and to the forum as a whole. Will people be entertained by bleating out archetypes in roleplaying that generally speaking don't actually exist? Do you feel people will benefit from your posts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 Question. What is this thread achieving? Before you post, ask yourself what you are contributing to the thread, and to the forum as a whole. Will people be entertained by bleating out archetypes in roleplaying that generally speaking don't actually exist? Do you feel people will benefit from your posts? I am entertained. Also you are a buzzkill and should stop killing buzzes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of the Dead Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Warriors were my high school mascot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judas Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 i put on my waifu dress on over my skimpy three-sizes-short bikini then i gel up my ridiculous pink hair before leaping into the air (rhyme!) over the camera for a panty shot and then i slam my giant keyrune sword down on a cutesy demon enemy while closing my eyes and crying something so moe NEXT TIME ON NIPPON NO GOKU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 i put on my waifu dress on over my skimpy three-sizes-short bikini then i gel up my ridiculous pink hair before leaping into the air (rhyme!) over the camera for a panty shot and then i slam my giant keyrune sword down on a cutesy demon enemy while closing my eyes and crying something so moe NEXT TIME ON NIPPON NO GOKU Hey this sounds like a really cool anime but I can't find it online do you have any links on like crunchyroll or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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