Shuuda Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Just having fun with the Daily Mail-o-matic. Who new pressing a single button could give so much joy. "COULD LESBIANS GIVE THE MEMORY OF DIANA DIABETES?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTG Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 "COULD THE BBC TURN YOUR PETS GAY?" "COULD TWITTER MAKE ENGLAND OBESE?" ...possibly. Unless you're constantly tweeting on the go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 (edited) COULD BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS IMPREGNATE COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY? ARE MUSLIMS DESTROYING BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY? Edited May 5, 2013 by Nightmare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandragon Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 (edited) HAS THE EURO SCROUNGED OFF ENGLAND? WILL TEENAGE SEX RUIN PENSIONERS? Edited May 5, 2013 by Dandragon01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naglfar Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 i once 4 turned a retirement village Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momentai~ Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 ARE ASYLUM SEEKERS INFECTING TAXPAYERS' MONEY WITH AIDS? IS THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT TURNING THE CHURCH GAY? COULD THE FRENCH IMPREGNATE THE MEMORY OF DIANA? WILL THE NANNY STATE INFECT HOUSE PRICES WITH AIDS? COULD FILTH ON TELEVISION HAVE SEX WITH YOU? more at 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 WILL CHAVS TAX YOUR DAUGHTERS? WILL CANCER GIVE YOU CANCER? WILL THE INTERNET HAVE SEX WITH THE MIDDLE CLASS? COULD GAYS HAVE SEX WITH TAXPAYERS? WILL CHAVS STEAL FROM YOU? these all seem very scary if you live in britain especially the cancer one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 "HAS THE LABOUR PARTY DESTROYED THE BRITISH PEOPLE?" "ARE LESBIANS STEALING THE IDENTITY OF YOUR MORTGAGE?" "HAVE THE UNIONS GIVEN THE MIDDLE CLASS CANCER?" "WILL THE LABOUR PARTY RUIN HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?" I'm laughing so hard right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aere Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 COULD FEMINISM BURGLE YOUR HOUSE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 (edited) "WILL THE FRENCH DEFRAUD YOUR HOUSE?" Why yes, I think they will. ARE MUSLIMS DESTROYING BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?The sad thing is that I wouldn't be surprised to see that as an actual headline. Edited May 5, 2013 by Hyde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 The sad thing is that I wouldn't be surprised to see that as an actual headline. Now that you mention it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizenberg Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 is this a real thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClevelandSteve Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 IS THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH DEVALUING YOUR DAUGHTERS? WILL FACEBOOK INFECT BRITISH JUSTICE WITH AIDS? WILL LESBIANS MAKE TAXPAYERS OBESE? WILL CHANNEL 4 HAVE SEX WITH YOUR HOUSE? HAS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS INFECTED THE QUEEN WITH AIDS? ARE MUSLIMS MAKING THE QUEEN IMPOTENT? Even as an American, this has made my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algae Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 ARE FOXES MOLESTING THE QUEEN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leo_dragon_knight Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 HAVE SINGLE MOTHERS IMPREGNATED YOUR DAUGHTERS? I mean what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 is this a real thing? Nope. This is all a dream. You have very boring dreams by the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lissa's Husband Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 (edited) HAS THE NANNY STATE CHEATED BRITAIN'S FARMERS? COULD THE BBC DEVALUE BRITAIN'S FARMERS? IS CANCER STEALING FROM THE BRITISH PEOPLE? HAS HEALTH & SAFETY RIPPED OFF PENSIONERS? COULD THE MMR JAB HAVE SEX WITH THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY? HAS TWITTER MADE YOUR CHILDREN IMPOTENT? Edited May 8, 2013 by Lissa's Husband Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 At this rate I'll be able to retire years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I browse Mail Online on almost a daily basis looking for the nuggets amongst all the shit. Sad thing is, all these sound genuine to Daily Mail standards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 WILL GYPSIES HAVE SEX WITH MIDDLE BRITAIN? How does this even work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iridium Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 (edited) HAS CANCER GIVEN THE TAXPAYER'S MONEY CANCER? This is a very serious concern, I'll have you know. HAS TEENAGE SEX IMPREGNATED THE CHURCH? HAS THE EURO IMPREGNATED HARD-WORKING FAMILIES? ...in fact, any time 'impregnated' happens the sentence is automatically great. COULD GYPSIES STEAL THE IDENTITY OF YOU? i like how roundabout this one is HAS THE INTERNET HAD SEX WITH HOUSE PRICES? if they have not the entire internet has failed Edited May 13, 2013 by Iridium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 How does this even work? There's this movie called 1900 where a little boy tells his friend "you have to fuck the earth!" and digs a little hole in the ground to demonstrate. I don't recommend the movie btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 There's this movie called 1900 where a little boy tells his friend "you have to fuck the earth!" and digs a little hole in the ground to demonstrate. I don't recommend the movie btw. Okay, that's half the populat--never mind, I don't like this train of thought! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Okay, that's half the populat--never mind, I don't like this train of thought! Isn't it more like a disjointed 1/3 of the surface? ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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