IceBrand Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Wow, both Lucas and Flornia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Wow, both Lucas and Flornia.[6:53:57 PM] Cam: it's great [6:54:01 PM] Cam: he managed to misspell both of them [6:54:09 PM] Boron: Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrand Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 So to review, we lost our - Healer - Monk - Pegasus Knight And our MVP is Sain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted August 2, 2013 Author Share Posted August 2, 2013 So to review, we lost our - Healer - Monk - Pegasus Knight And our MVP is Sain. You just felt like posting here didn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrand Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 You just felt like posting here didn't you? Maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Curse you, Jedi! Having important things to take care of! Don't worry, I got this! [spoiler=A giant walks among us! ...Not really.] That doesn't sound pleasant. BROLIWOOD! Eliwood and Lyn are debating over the colors of the rainbow. Eliwood you seriously deserve some good dick sucking from Lyn after that crap. WHY Lyn's in charge. What do you think. Doop doop doop oh shit I laughed really hard when I saw this taking screenshots of this chapter. Seriously. What the hell. "Yeah, you should be dead by now." By all means, take her. do you want to get taken out of battle first kent SHIT HIT THE FUCKING FAN Ohhhh snap. She IS really pretty, yeah, but she's also pretty dumb. better than bartre Note: This was the ONLY good level this chapter. Since it seemed Matthew didn't get much EXP these past few chapters (of course the only chapters I had for LHM I didn't have him on the current team, which was a shame), so I had Matthew get two levels. I wish it was like FE5's FoW- Actually, I don't nvm. Typical Matt. what ... Wil, not you, too... Sain... Wil and Sain tagteamed the boss and got those 'meh' levels. Pretty straightforward chapter. One that hands out bad levels. The Earth is Lyn's mom. i'm so ecstatic right now lyndis "Brother, c-can you loosen my chains...?" no dude craven cur What the fuck's a dotard?! This would make the best sitcom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paper Jam Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Uh Lyn, Bandits use axes, not swords. I don't see how you forgot that. We fought like seven of them. Brigands use axes, but maybe the Taliver bandits were thieves or assassins. They use swords. Besides, Wallace singlehandedly wiped them out, and he can only use lances and (maybe) axes. And thieves are notoriously weak against knights and generals... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted August 4, 2013 Author Share Posted August 4, 2013 This is it guys, The not-so-final chapter: Here we go. Which honestly isn't much. *obligatory "I didn't study joke" here* I WONDER WHO I SHOULD BRING Bad Zeem THE FINAL COUNTDOWN pro tactix Be gone mage! gogo rescue chain Saininator more pro tactix Wil couldn't double and he didn't crit, but dammit this made up for it!but not really Right in the eye pixel. So close... No, I wanted you to pick up Lyn, not Matthew! Nils is untouchable. NO, NOT THE RAIN THAT SOMEHOW HINDERS MOVEMENT pro tactix.jpeg Feedin' da 'thief'. Thank gods Nothing new here. How many times has he leveled those stats now? /archers I can see clearly now, the rain is gone. MATTHEW WHY Sain actually knows what hit is. Loluck may be his best stat, but he makes the most of it. Then the shaman died. Steroid ring get! Alright Rath, now go get that- IS SAIN THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO HIT THINGS!? Matthew eats the ring. Now that's how it's done Matthew. A dead brigand followed by a level. Wil does the archer's duty of dealing chip damage. These puny mooks are no match for Sain! At least it's not for long. "What's this? His power level is rising!" "Super!" "Chip!" "ATTACK!" "N-NOOOOOOOO-!" I can see all obstacles in my way. What is Matthew even doing here? The best of teams. ...Or at least it would be if Sain actually needed help. Sain then outdoes Wil's "Super chip attack". Snag is dead. Only one left... LET'S RISE TO THE CHALLENGE ...And so he was defeated. Eh, I'll take it. Awww yeah! Yeah we won, no thanks to you. At long last ....And you believed him? Sain you are amazing and you deserve every bit of favoritism. ....I'll just leave you two alone for a bit....... Wil decides to stay instead of going home. I'm sure this decision won't come back to kick him in the stomach.... Yep' K' Subcommander my ass ....But we're not done just yet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Sain's SKILL could be a bit better, but hey, at least his STR, SPD, and DEF are good. Get wrecked, HHM. The real fun now begins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted August 4, 2013 Author Share Posted August 4, 2013 Sain's SKILL could be a bit better, but hey, at least his STR, SPD, and DEF are good. He needs that chapter 12 secret book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 That is, if someone else doesn't use it beforehand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrand Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Sain becomes a godly Paladin while Kent is still a lowly cavalier . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKLucas531 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 I'M ON IT I didn't take that long, game. Why do we care No fucks given. With a better protagonist! I love hotblooded main characters that shake the ground with their very words! Later... He's already killed his first generic mook! And with his eyes closed! They grow up so fast. Our bro Matthew comes in to help. Highly competent you say? Pardon me for so many images but Matthew has some of the best lines in the game, if not this one chapter. #BROS CHAPTER START >Not the strongest sword arm around >1 less Str than Hector I HATE WALLS THAT IS MINE. BOSS TIME >Too good. I love you Hector. I LOVE YOU HECTOR. Meanwhile: BROSWIN UNTIL NEXT TIME FRIENDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted August 5, 2013 Author Share Posted August 5, 2013 >Not the strongest sword arm around >1 less Str than Hector You're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKLucas531 Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Majestic Paladin where are you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrand Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Chapter 12 No catchy punchline for this one. I found him on my Iphone's GPS. Matthew: Damn, I forgot to pay that hooker her money. Not commenting on this one, the fourth wall needs to stay intact. Matthew: I need you to sell this Red gem to the nearest armor! Serra gets will anger when she doesn't receive her gold. And you WOULDN'T like her when she anger. Soldier: I would if I didn't have this shadow over my eyes! Here's Hector's and Eliwood's location. Teamwork with a decent level up from Hector. It's not a secret if we have it. Simple work. Dammit Hector! By the way this is on the enemy phase. Little did the Pegasus Knight know that she was staring death in the eyes. Did Hector piss in your Cornflakes or something? Hector has had enough of this crap. Rebecca defeats a bandit and Eliwood finishes Barte's work. Told ya. Hector uses a vulneary and Serra heals the rest. Nope. This picture speaks for itself. Smooth critical hit from Dorcas. This bandit wants a death wish attacking Oswin. Well that was pointless. Forgot about Serra. Hector and Owsin wrecking shit as usual. Are you fucking serious?! Matthew kicks his ass anyways. Solid work for Eliwood. Matthew holds his own and has an ok level up. Slick... ...and smooth. Some tag team action. Barte: You are already dead. Eliwood uses the not so secret book. Death and heal. Excellent job for Hector. All these dead Pegasus Knights. Matthew: Thank you Lord Hector! Now I can pay Serra her.... Matthew: Hector, what are doing?! Hector, stop. Just being near Marcus damages you. Dead boss is good boss. What is it with bosses losing their vocabulary near death? Yea, reunion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Marth Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Matthew holds his own and has an ok level up. That is such a Matthew level up. You guys are all doing a great job btw, keep it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Haha, thank you, Marthipan. [spoiler=Guy-sensei] Currently... To Ephidel, frighten means jam an axe in the victim's forehead. "I'm sorry for almost jamming an axe in your forehead." He dies after this. "Let's follow the yellow brick road! :D" DAT BEARD DAT BEARD Shit son, we're just flinging insults over here. Dayum. Best evil laugh in the game. why can't knights move this fast in FE4 Meanwhile: Guy you have low standards. And why are you taking shit from them, you can double every single one of them. Doesn't sound fun. A guy saving another guy's life? :O YAOI OTP YAOI OTP~ I don't like that look you're giving me. CHARGE standard rebecca level BROWEN NO FEAR THWOMP WE'RE GONNA GET KARLA GUYS RES IS COOL, I GUESS WELL FUCK Fill in the blanks. PRETTY BRO If Rebecca hasn't dodged the bandit on the EP, she would've died. My heart fluttered when she dodged. Oh Reeeeebeecca. (She probably would've stayed dead.) "Time to SKADADDLE!" See? You better get the 5000 gold, Jedi. wil and rath are better anyway seriously we're using rath SERRA Rebecca takes some candy from a stranger. ...Is everyone in this game sadistic? Typical. sain's better anyway Best way to take down the boss yes Welp. YOU'RE NO HARDY BOY those not named SAIN eliwood you probably used your rapier you cheater what don't go changing the statistics okay GODDAMN YOU ALL IS FORGIVEN Though his DEF hurts. Marcus killed the boss because he's the REAL hero of FE7. He said 'Lord Helman!' about five times after this. Nah, it's Elenora. So this is YOUR fault. They have more monks and bishops than assassins in the Black Fang, you know. The fuck were you doing?! I don't think I've ever seen this character before in all my years playing FE7. *shrugs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted September 5, 2013 Author Share Posted September 5, 2013 Okay so, Jedi hasn't been able to post his update do to a terrible case of life. He has decided to withdraw from the project. However, I have found a new participant to fill the void, the tag-team shall continue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrand Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 We live Mofos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renne Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Looks like I take over Jedi's spot in this tagteam. YOU'LL HAVE TO ENDURE ME NOW. [spoiler=Chapter 13x] Why do I have to get this chapter. Anyway, they had decided to take a stop in Caelin to set up camp. Eliwood, why. Oh really. You're stuttering, loverboy. I love you, Hector. SO THEY SET UP CAMP. And guess what. What. But... Do we really want this old man?! I think I just want someone to manage our items. And so, let's get the show started. ..... I don't like you anyway, Serra. NOT BAD, OSWIN. And the chapter is over. Don't then! Ugly face. I don't think he looks injured. Obviously. You were rescued. What if I want a reward? Good point. Creep. GOOD. You better manage it well or I'll kill you. No, don't make him doubt himself, Eliwood. Oh god, you're being creepy. LET'S JUST MOVE ON, OKAY. The end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKLucas531 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 OSWIN, CHOKER OF POINTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted September 19, 2013 Author Share Posted September 19, 2013 (edited) The Great Laus Massacre of 2013 So here we have a new baddie on the left and a future baddie on the right. Or he can kick your asses himself. Eliwood talks about how he doesn't like fighting, though that won't stop him later this chapter but I'm getting ahead of myself. Anyway, Erik meets with Eliwood to betray his trust and kill him... But he and Hector see right through his cowdroppings. Let's go Merlinus joins the team... kind of... Well you look familiar. Quickly! Guard the tent with your faces! Eliwood crits to win. This is not the last time you will see this. We don't need such scrubs plaguing our team. Erk, you're an idiot. How strange would it be if some random dude gave you a broad sword for no reason? Oswin no! Lowen yes! MARCUS YES! OH MY GOD HE GOT DEFENSE Almost there... Yesh Eliwood gets another crit and a pretty good level up. Darin decides to abandon his son to save his hide. Keep in mind this is the guy who said earlier: Hypocrite Yeah good luck with that. More 99 Eliwood continues his slaughter of enemy horses. Speed is cool. Eliwood's crit count for this chapter: 3 This level seems familiar, only with more HP... O hai Here we have Priscilla, she's a safe character and the only mounted healer in the game. She gets put to work immediately. I've nothing to say here. :/ oops Eh Because we have a better heal-bot now So much thwomp. Eliwood's dominance of this chapter reminds me of FE1Marth. Only that was an entire game whereas this is one chapter. Okay, I actually didn't mean for this to happen. Shopping time I also visited the armory, but I didn't get a picture of that. Hey buddy, you're not exactly pleasing to the eye either. And then he was not quite dead. Last two level ups. Because this is totally the kind of stuff you should say to your captors. So Ephidel convinced Darin to start a rebellion against Ostia. Oh wow! What an unexpected development! I sure hope this gets addressed again! And Ephidel is someone else's puppet. So really Darin is pretty pathetic. Anyway, that's the end of this chapter. Edited September 19, 2013 by David the Great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 dude wat i said we were gonna get karla- eh, she's a pretty shitty consolation prize anyway And when you said it was a massacre, you weren't kidding. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 lol, love how half his team dies in one chapter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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