PKLucas531 Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 (edited) [spoiler=DEFENSE CHAPTER DURHURHUR] Keyword "should've" Yo. I got dis. 2 empty spots because EVERYONE IS DEAD. Super important turn 1 stuff. Not pictured here: Moving Marcus in to bait Sealen into using his Longbow. I also had to expose Eliwood to way more combat than I'm used to, this entire chapter. While Marcus is gracious enough to get 1 Spd. This is literally the most useful Eliwood has ever been for me. Res = 10/10 level up Had to make this weird formation to get Sealen in range of Marcus because SOME PEOPLE think it's cool to not buy Javelins/Hand Axes. And he gets ORKOed with an Iron Axe. We got a Dracoshield that only Eliwood really needs, and it's against my policy to like Eliwood ever, so the fate of that booster is in someone else's hands. Meanwhile Eliwood mops up the western Fighters. Great level, but he could really use 1 more Spd to start doubling more reliably. Did I mention I was also kind enough to get these, despite the lack of units? ALL DIS DEF. I even killed every enemy with only 6 combat units! Take that, David! #ProStrats SEE YOU NEXT TIME IN: Edited September 19, 2013 by PKLucas531 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renne Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Holy moly, David. SEE YOU NEXT TIME IN: LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 SAIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted September 19, 2013 Author Share Posted September 19, 2013 I even killed every enemy with only 6 combat units! Take that, David! Hey, I could've killed Marcus. Don't tempt me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Marth Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Hey, I could've killed Marcus. Don't tempt me. No don't! Marcus doesn't deserve that! Then again, you guys are getting Sain... Off with his head!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrand Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 (edited) Chapter 16. You don't want to know how many times I've rage quit on this chapter. I agree, we lost some pretty good units in that last battle. He don't give a fuck that's why. Even Volke is working in Osita, and he's not even in this game. Oswin: I heard a fly break wind in Daein! Hector: We're not even on that continent let alone can hear them! East!? Aw shit we're going to Tellus! This isn't Tellus. So little units. But hey, less spending fund right? What is it enemy mercenary and how do you know my name?! Oh, hi Flornia. Here's Sain and his bitches friends. Hey mercenary, let go of Oswin's lance! Not even your dimension slash could hurt Sain. Wow he dodge an 80% twice. Too bad it's kinda worthless since he would have taken no damage anyways. Hector kills and gain a level up. Good work Wil! Again!? Wil is on fire. Meh. Wil stole Kent's mojo. Double kill!! Is he evolving?! If twirling your weapon makes it stronger, then why not yourself? Lowen made it with such a low hit. Matthew fights his Zanpakuto...... ........And kills it. No Bankai for you Matthew. Mages?! Hector sleeps on their dead corpses. Nice, defense. By the way there were four cavalier, but as you can see Marcus killed them all. Decent. Eliwood is dead, gg, good night. I'll be here all week. Hector said to hell with the weapon triangle and attacked with 39%. And made the hit. "Sign" Dammit Kent. See, Eliwood knows what's up. Hector, when they say hit and run, this is not what they mean. Sain wish he was this good. Nope. One of Eliwood's soldiers?! I am Eliwood! After many battles we're at the boss. Fine by me. The real master. Cool story, time to end. Edited September 28, 2013 by AllAroundGamer9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Marcus got a really bro level there! Still, SAIN'S OUR MAIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 I love the weekend. [spoiler=Everyone hates Cornwell!] Killing people is overrated. whee No wonder Caelin wasn't in FE6. Lyn's grandfather has a terrible military. Perhaps the only character to acknowledge how fucking shitty soldiers are. I think Lyn died in an earlier attempt. FOR FUCK'S SAKE A sub-plot that's actually interesting, but never expanded upon. FE7 why "I love my trap, you see." DON'T GO BBY ;n; get back in your place bitch NOT BAD I'M SORRY FOR GETTING RID OF YOU EARLIER This 'What?' is actually justified. Always the best from Priscilla. I always imagined Raven looking at Priscilla's bust reading this. incest is wincest but you can call me rae You don't look happy. ._. Free character here, whoop Also bro stats. SPEED BRO Pretty cool conversation here. ZM LEVEL I feel like everyone has low speed. Oh, and Merlinus died. Don't ask why Lucius is all the way out here. BROLIDANS MAG is appreciated. Unfortunately stealing the knight's crest makes the silver sword unattainable. :/ The only good two stat level. NO WHY LUCIUS YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DIE SALVAGEABLE Marcus got a critkill, BTW let's go bby hausy hausy haus where r joo There's blood everywhere from all the slaughtering, you Neanderthal. I like how Lyn jumped to conclusions. ahhhh she's my pet Ostia's really paranoid. srs bsns SO MUCH GENERIC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renne Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 GOOD, YOU TRAINED FLORINA. I'll post my turn later or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renne Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 [spoiler=Chapter 17x] let's goooo. We need to hunt down Eliwood's father and get some explanations. You heard the man. You wussies. Of course. WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE THE PHERAE LORD. Spill the beans. Great. Let's do it, Hector. Why you so stubborn and selfish, Lyn? What a broad generalization. no why. Pero... Good Eliwood. How about we ditch Lyn? Or that works too. So let's go meet the pirates that Lyn hates. Did you just call Fargas as an old man, Hector? I guess that's even. Old man Fargus. Straight to the point. So how much is it gonna be? HOLY FUCK WHAT ARE YOU, NIGERIA? That sums it up. That was a quick change of your mind. Just how... Do tell. That's what I was thinking of. Ouch! Well then, how? And then both Eliwood and I agree on the point of: are you serious, Hector? And then at that point, Dart shows up. Then what?! Are you fcking serious? I repeat myself: are you fcking serious? WELL, I could have probably done this chapter without any battles but that's no fun, you know. Oh. Well... What did you just call us? I don't know, but let's try it, I guess. LET'S START. Yeah yeah, I got it dude. Oops, I forgot to update the people I selected. It was: Hector, Raven, Sain, Matthew, Priscilla, and Wil. And then Canas joined. OFF OFF OFF. Oh hi there, Damian. FE7!Damian is ugly. Good boy. Why Sain. I let you kill the Damian guy and you only get me that? Each try was a failure for you. Good Priscilla. Oh what. Why didn't that just mix together lol. ...Okay? And then after some rerouting of the enemies and getting to the houses, we finally talk to the dude. You whelp. You can say that again. Impatient. But yeah, you promised! And so, off we go to Valor Isle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted October 26, 2013 Author Share Posted October 26, 2013 And so after a, bit of a hiatus, Yes, I know I took way too long with this. It's time to continue. Swashbuckling Adventures on the High Seas One of my favorite SSBB stages. "Though I have no idea what it has to do with these pirates." You just have to accept that Fargus is a good pirate and a good man. I can never remember which way is port or starboard. Oh hai Ninian So are you going to ready the cannons...? wait what ...Or they can ready the cannons... How did they board our ship so easily? Oh yeah, they didn't have the cannons ready. Also I forgot to show my team but they're all safe units so no mindless sacrifice this time around. Now let's get this pirate battle started: Excellent All these pegs man WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS TO ME Yay loot Still excellent Ugh, more of them. Good boy Got a new toy for Canas. Okay now he's just taunting me. Alright men we've driven them off the ship, now ready the cannons, fire every last fork we have! Oh wait we don't have cannons. WHAT KIND OF PIRATE SHIP DOESN'T HAVE CANNONS!?! Dat offense There are a lot of crits in this chapter by the way. How did they get behind us? I really should stop doing this. I love you too Lancereaver. ok Much like Hector, Sain laughs at hitrates. yesh I can't wait for Louise to get here. Speed is good I guess. Raven is secretly a myrmidon. And I think Eliwood secretly has Wrath. Also his rapier broke. I was worried that I wouldn't be able to get this. runawayrunawayrunawayrunaway "Taking hits is for chumps who can't ORKO." WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ANY CANNONS!?! Well it took longer than usual but we finally have a character with amnesia. Quick, throw her back! Writer: "Ah screw it, I can't think of a better excuse." Hector certainly knows how to charm a lady. "Where are you looking? We're over here!" Lyn finally accepts that Fargus is a good man and a good pirate. Moral of the story: FE14 NEEDS PIRATE SHIPS WITH CANNONS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 I can't wait for Louise to get here. Wil already almost has Louise's base STR. ;/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKLucas531 Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 (edited) Speed is good I guess. [4:41:09 PM] PKLucas531: oh my god sain in the tag team [4:41:20 PM] PKLucas531: I've created a monster [4:41:45 PM] Shirley: LOL you did I should've said "we've" but he's my safe character so I take all credit. MY UPDATE IS COMING SOON. Edited October 26, 2013 by PKLucas531 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renne Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 [1:19:54 PM] PKLucas531: http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=41924&page=5 someone post so i don't double post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKLucas531 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 OKAY HERE WE GO I literally skipped every cutscene I ain't got time for FE7. THE TEAM. THE FORMATION. I don't remember if I moved people around because I restarted or something. SUCH BRO. RIP Look at all this fuck everywhere. Let's clean it up. wowowowow Very dead. #RECRUITED. I forget but I think someone in this tag team group likes Fiora so I kept her completely unharmed and she got like 1 kill or something. Very dead. :( wow such critical wow so dead oops no def 0/10 See Raven, be more like your sister. many criticals TEAMWORK :) Going straight to Wil. DONE HERE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 15 strength at level 5 promoted? did you promote him at level 10 m8? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renne Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 monster sain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 #RECRUITED. I forget but I think someone in this tag team group likes Fiora so I kept her completely unharmed and she got like 1 kill or something. Thank you, dude! If Fiora dies, I'm quitting the tag-team. Probably not, but please, no one kill her. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 This is still a thing, folks. I don't know where Majestic Knight is, but it's been two months now. ;/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Sunshine Sprinkles Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 (edited) I love how Marcus is outperforming Sain. It's the goatee; it gives him power. Seriously though, this is great. Looking forward to moar updates. @Raven: What the fuck. Raven's pretty awesome, but this motherfucking Raven can probably one round most mooks by now, with those stats. Shame about the defense. Otherwise, If you guys were strapped for time, you could probably 10/1 this bastard. Oh, I have no experience with HHM...Yet, so excuse anything stupid that comes from my mouth. Edited December 8, 2013 by Mister Sunshine Sprinkles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted December 19, 2013 Author Share Posted December 19, 2013 Mr. AllAroundMajesticGamerPaladin9 has taken a leave of absence. More updates will come soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 [spoiler=Chapter 19x: I fucking hate you all who think it's funny to sell EVERYTHING] We have to rely on LYN?! Fuck you. I know Hector's Hecklers are a bunch of morons, for the most part, but we'll still kick your racist ass. I'm with Ninian, on this one. This wasn't funny. Not in the slightest. You can tell from my text that I'm angry, annoyed, and frustrated. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ELYSIAN WHIP, TOO. YOU GUYS SUCK. Fiora~ ugh (Canas needs speeeed and Raven needs to stop thinking about Lucius's dick.) STR matters. fine yoink Better. ;/ it begins nooo Note: He didn't even attack Wil or Fiora, and he could've killed both of them easily with that silver bow of his. Pfft. I am happy with these. YES Supports! I will fix this trainwreck of a tag team. SKILL Hector crit him with the wolf beil + C Matthew support. :> Wil and Fiora then finished him off. My turn again. Let's finish this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Is this... a tag team update from ZM? I think the world is ending Nonetheless, that was pretty bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 (edited) Haha, thank you, Dusk. [spoiler=19xx: Fiora: Savior of ZM's Sanity] oh boy oh no Her...gait...? What the fuck? lyn i swear to god BRODOR Best unit. Pretty bro! why are most of our safe units chumps BRO :> a'ight HE WHO IS THWOMP ~<3 D: Hot damn. <3 whatever I gave her the dragonshield because I could. Now... Look at Fiora. LOOK AT FIORA. Look at how amazing her stats are. Look at how fucking lucky I got. Look at our saving grace. She saved our tag team. She is our amazing angel from above. Do not disappoint me, gentlemen (and Shirley). If it wasn't for her, I would've quit (though I didn't have to restart once) since our other units are lame as shit. Please don't kill her off since she's not safe. OR I WILL RAGEQUIT. ...So yeah. Fiora. :D All brought to you by Nergal. Edited December 29, 2013 by ZeeEmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 HOLY CRAP CHAPTER OF SO MUCH BRO ALSO FIORA SO BRO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.