Let's play TLP

[Barney Calhoun]

Let's play The Last Promise.

The title's Pretty straightforward.

But yes, after many failed attempts of playing this, (Ending giving Ace way too much XP) (Having 1 23-use Iron sword when more than half of my party is sword-users, etc) I will be LP-ing this. And not in video format. Like this guy.

http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=38705

Which by the way is a way better LP than this will ever be.

Let's get on with it.

[spoiler=Prologue]
Starting a new game.

If you're legitimately interested in the story, then just play the hack.
But basically this country Magnus is being a dick.

Secondary main lord, Shon. Pretty much a piece of trash, but he's fast and skilly. He's much better after he promotes.

Siegfried, our MAIN MAIN lord. And he lives in Maine.

On to gameplay.

I'm not using Siegfried during this chapter at all. Or at least not fighting with him.

That's because I get a SUPER-SPECIAL prologue gaiden for that.

Siegfried gets to go back home and gets:

Aw yissssss.

Slicey slicey.

1000 gold. Lotsa good stuff.

Now Mr. Shon shall take on an influx of axe users.

But first: equip dat Iron Sword. I don't want you wasting no Cav/Knights Pref. Weapon.

Shon stays on that tree and the enemies draw close.

The fighter winds up a 27%! And misses.

Shon hits for 6 and gains 10 XP.

The rest of the chapter is pretty boring...

Except 2 things:

It's so... GENERIC

And Mr. Obvious Batta splice over down by the south.

Shon's gonna wipe that frown of of your dirty face.

He equips his special Piercing Sword and waits in front of Byron.

The results of the first round:

Shon does 11 damage

Byron does 9

Shon does 11

Shon levels up!

And no, Shon doesn't start at Lv. 2. I missed his first levelup.

And Shon beats Byron with an Iron Sword.

I hope you find minor enjoyment from reading this.

Because I know you won't

Edited August 8, 2013 by removermover

[Klokinator]

Dear god what has been unleashed.

[Parrhesia]

It's so... GENERIC

kind of like this lp in general tbh

[Barney Calhoun]

You pretty much just summed it up

[Klokinator]

It's not even an LP, it's just a play-by-play. All screenshot LP's are assumed to be funny, or if not funny then employ some form of showing the reader how to do something important. This does neither, so... yeah.

Edited August 8, 2013 by Project Chaos-ome

[Barney Calhoun]

Klok I'm scared you follow more of my topics then I do

But yeah, considering how bad it is, I probably won't keep doing this.

[Klokinator]

I had the hilarious idea to LP your LP, wrote it all out, and now I can't post it. Weird. Would have made this topic readable.

[Barney Calhoun]

I had the hilarious idea to LP your LP, wrote it all out, and now I can't post it. Weird. Would have made this topic readable.

And now that I think about it, you could even call it "Let's play TLP"

(TLP: The let's play)

Edited August 8, 2013 by Ubercharged Heavy

[Klokinator]

SF has a quote tag limit so I posted it on my forum. Feel free to read it there. (Last post in this thread)

http://www.klokreations.net/t542p360-spam-topic-episode-iii#13805

[DH_Ninja]

This reminds me to do something.

[Crimson Red]

The TLP "The Let's Play" joke has been done before, FYI

just throwing that out there

[Barney Calhoun]

This reminds me to do something.

Awww yissss

My plot has been executed

I've been waiting

like 3 days

SO LONG

[Ansem]

The TLP "The Let's Play" joke has been done before, FYI

just throwing that out there

Someone should Lp Klok Lp'ing this guy

[Klokinator]

Do it faggots. Oh wait, quote tag limit lol.

The LPception must begin.

[blyegg]

http://www.klokreations.net/t542p360-spam-topic-episode-iii#13805

This is one of the best things I've ever seen.

Edited August 9, 2013 by MasterKeeper