Elieson Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Pops a cap in your ass Triple jutsu backflips into the acid Isn't affected This is fucking Bearsharks, ladies and gentlemen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 The writing is. . .horrific. Like watching a train wreck unfold in slow motion. Good luck, 'cause this looks more frustrating than Reshef of Darkness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanoir Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 (edited) Chris, you are the worst DM I have ever seen. WTF is a bearshark. Sharktopus would kill his ass in less than 10 seconds. Sharknado in 5. Some usefull informations about the different sharks Also, since Chris would probably need it, some great advices about women (Principally, how not to confuses them with bears. A thing that should happens to Chris pretty often, especially if he forget to wipe his eyes). I hope this would be helpfull. Edited September 1, 2013 by TendaSlimeKnight Ikkar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SB. Posted September 1, 2013 Author Share Posted September 1, 2013 [spoiler=THE "PLOT" THICKENS] Oh boy, I can't wait! Oh god, they chew fat kids too! First they hate the rich kids, now they hate the fat ones too? Nah, Gregor still went for it, but he's a tad too embarrassed to admit it. He's not, silly! This is the middle of a sunny path! Maybe he died! Although I wish it was you instead after that GMing you did yesterday... >he>last seen yesterday morning Totally not Valor, it's Seyena! I must be right! Ah. Gregor seriously doesn't get it? Gregor in charge of being observant. Just like Rein is in charge of posting. No way, the game didn't cover last summer! Getting rejected from the cheer-leading squad shattered Gregor's hopes and dreams. Chris is the most social character in this thing. Or not, because he's busy hiding underneath trees. Wow, Gregor so lame. What are you talking about? She's lovely! See, she always keeps students on their toes! Random student returns! Probably going to come out with another terrible insult. See, she's such an encouraging and kind woman! Details, kiddo. See, she makes sure that all of her students feel loved and appreciated. If only my teachers were like this! Haha, it's times like this I love being RICH. According to Elieson, I do know the answer! Gregor doesn't want to ruin his chances, after all. See? She's very open and friendly to all of her students, else they wouldn't have known this! See, only super duper nice people get put in charge of the world's strongest pebbles! She's glad that her students are such bright individuals! She's complimenting you, dude! But it boosted your social link with Prixima by a rank, so it was worth it! Don't be so sure she's crazy Gregor, she's just being nice. Maybe she digs you. WE ALL KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING. Gregor doesn't really care about Charlotte any more, just about Prixima. More choices! Who is Gregor's true waifu? Charlotte or Prixima? You decide! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 prixima no question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 I vote Prixima. She's the best-looking. 10/10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Canas, welcome to Dat Waifu Emblem. Wait what did I do? And why aren't you chasing Charlotte McLouise anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether911 Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Why do you even ask? Prixima of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Louise is already Pents Waifu, do Sonia she's much hotter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karasz Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Go for Prixima, mate. Crackshipping ahoy! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 I'm gone for a week then SB starts this. This is amazing in that so bad its good way. Also Charlotte :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkbubblegum Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Oh man. I'm laughing from those comments xDAnd Prixima! Cages and the rightful heir to the Lapis Lazuli... dragonstone...? Why not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SB. Posted September 2, 2013 Author Share Posted September 2, 2013 someone save me from the innuendos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SB. Posted September 2, 2013 Author Share Posted September 2, 2013 This was meant to be much longer, but the image count went over fifty, so I'll do the rest later. [spoiler=what am i doing with my life] He's just nervous, doesn't want to screw up his chances after all. So formal. I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING THERE You stay with her for that long? Wow... OH GOD >people being nice Nah, that never happens. Exactly! I would too, you're being a jerk Gregor! NOT THE INNUENDOS >lady is nice to you >insult her Gregor you're an ass. My thoughts exactly. You're not really. Polygamy isn't a thing yet. Or you could not be a complete jerk? Nah, I'm pretty sure that if you got married she would be Prixima Von Hexham. Wow, Gregor shows a conscience! See, you've really hurt her! What are you going to do to fix this Gregor? Insult her more? Sounds like a good choice to me! See, Prixima knows you're bullshitting. Stop acting all confused and admit you're a complete prick. It'll save us some time. See, she's an innocent Townie, and you're scum trying to get her lynched with your faked reports! Scummy as fuck reaction would lynch Oh wow. It's still on. I guess? Go home doofus. So many choices! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 gregor you're kind of an asshat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 gregor you're kind of an asshat I guess the DM from B&B rubbed off on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 I guess the DM from B&B rubbed off on him. wow can you imagine how much worse this game would be if the DM were the main character the game would just be all the way through Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 wow can you imagine how much worse this game would be if the DM were the main character the game would just be all the way through He would be capping everyone's asses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 i think it's telling that the main character's default expression is a gormless, slackjawed stare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanoir Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Prixima Von Hexham ? That name absolutely rocks. Do you think Sal will be an ass too ? Since already 2 guys of the B&B Club are total jerks, I'd say it's prettyb likely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 wow can you imagine how much worse this game would be if the DM were the main character the game would just be all the way through Smug: The Game - Voted best game of... whenever the hell this came out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SB. Posted September 2, 2013 Author Share Posted September 2, 2013 (edited) And here's the second part of the update that was meant to exist earlier. I enjoy being lazy. [spoiler=heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp] Or she stole them! The thief! I wonder to myself if I can get away with "tripping" again. See, why can't you be this nice to Prixima? Run Charlotte, before he's a dick to you too! Apparently he casually carries a jug or a bucket despite not being able to afford a bag probably. Curse you random kid! Still no reaction to the grab? I nobody is surprised by Gregor's antics anymore. Nah Gregor, you'd like that a lot. This really is an anime. Charlotte is a strong independent black woman who don't need no man! Except for the black part. See, if you were this nice to Prixima you wouldn't have offended her. You jerk. We didn't know you were called Charlotte by the fact it's being saying your name since forever, nope. A bad visual novel. Or an FE RP where they can't figure out that Druids and Swordmasters aren't meant to chokepoint. Gregor in charge of offending people. Ha, peasants. Gregor is immensely talented at this whole "comfort the girl" business. On the downside, he does have to worry about not becoming a Gary Stu! The woes of being the main character.. >That's not true, Charlotte! Everyone has challenges in their lives!Like not being able to ride your bike to school because poor people are jer- Oh. If you need me, I'll be in my private mansion. Nah, it's still hard being rich! Building a harem, clearly. He's already got Prixima, now he needs to find more. Come to think of it, that's probably why he's talking to Charlotte. No, here's your chance to show him he's been a dick. How do you know where he lives, if you didn't even know his name? Always the gentleman. Except every other time. But that's what happened to Asuna in SAO after she became Kirito's waifu! It's the middle of the day you dingbat! [insert mafia joke here blame boron] MORE BAD DIALOGUE CHOICES Oh god is it a paradox heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp Edited September 2, 2013 by Essbee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Sage Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 oh god this game lol awesome update bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Oh god is it a paradox heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp Time loops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xinnidy Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 (edited) Oh god is it a paradox heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp BUT... THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE. Edited September 2, 2013 by Xinnidy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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