Elieson's Derpy Adventure through Evermore, a LP

[Elieson]

Because I wanna LP something, and well, I couldn't be arsed to do anything better with my time. So I asked SB about Let's Plays, reminding him of his VN in the process. In return, I got this.

ugh

This is Elieson's Let's Play, featuring Squaresoft's 1995 SNES release, Secret of Evermore.

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FOLLOW MONOCLES AS HE STUMBLES OUT OF A MOVIE THEATER AND INTO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION OR TIMELINE OR SOMETHING WITH HIS BRILLIANT DOG SIDEKICK, SB IS A DOG!

[spoiler=Prologue: Enter the Derp]

Sounds Legit

This can't be a good sign

Oh boy a time!

50% OFF! BUY BUY BUY!!!

The Adventures of Loxley, in theatres now. That'd be more interesting than this dimwitted game.

You know, this street is boring. Town Central Ave and there's 2 kids and a cat. OH BOY WAIT MORE SALES!!!

A wild plot event appeared!

Inanimate gyroscopic ball, I would love to be a part of any history that you actually create.

That's what she said

She said that too

WHY EVEN BOTHER WITH THE PAST 3 MINUTES?

Meanwhile, in the present; color returns to the universe.

yea, totally. I watch The Lost Adventures of Vexx in theatres with my dog all the time.

My favorite part was when they let the dog into the movie theatre with no questions asked.

What a suck budget. I actually made a home movie with a garden hose in it.

Are you blind as well as stupid? Dog ----> Cat. Fuck man, c'mon.

Ahh Doughead Software. Software to get you ahead in life. coolshades.jpg

Smart dog. The cat went right btw.

Probably to alert the authorities of a kid who needs a reverse lobotomy.

K I BET THE OWNERS DONT CARE IF WE JUST WALK IN

How did you know the cat's name?

If he's smart, facefirst into a paper shredder.

COOL, BURGLARY AND DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY! I'M ON A ROLL ALREADY!

Just like my daddies' room! All that's missing is the empty whiskey bottle and the leather belt!

Ohh observant.

C'mon Scooby!

No way, a closet and giant lightbulbs!

Or that.

Sure. We've already burglarized, vandalized and destroyed property. Why stop now.

GNARLY GRAPHICS MAN

Famous Last Words TM

If I were stuck with you as my master, I'd have done the same thing a long time ago.

RUT ROH!

DA FUQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

[SB.]

I'm the best sidekick.

[Elieson]

And then~

Aghhhhhh what the heck was that would not ride again/10

And wearing a cheesy vest too, no doubt!

You don't know? You barge into his place and play with his machine, and you're asking questions? Dude kid, tact is a thing you know.

Obviously this guy understands common sense

Because that's what I came here to do, and not a thing else. BTW I'm sorry I squished something in your office earlier, I'll getchya back for that.

Alright I guess we're going anyway

OH SHIT IT'S CARLTON BANKS THIS IS WHERE HE WENT WHEN FRESH PRINCE WAS FINISHING UP

It's ok, don't mind this Marty McFly behind me.

TOTALLY NOT A BAD GUY RIGHT?!

And the professor continues to be cenile and watch his turned-off television. Carlton should at least turn it on for him.

SURE OK LIKE YOU'RE GONNA FOLLOW ME INTO THIS TINY SEWER HOLE

Finally I have control

We could return this shitty game and get our money back. That's a good plan.

Fuck Yea! All games should start with teenage idiots getting Bazookas.

RADICAL

This does not look good!

Hey that's my line!

OH MY GOD THE PAIN!!!

You got 1 Nothing

This one's in the bag.

ONLY 218 DAMAGE AT LEVEL 1, THIS GAME IS EZMODE/10

*Insert LoZ Treasure Sound*

Sure ok. Why not just blow up the wall?

SB how the fuck did you get in this hole?

No shit, Sherlock.

QUICK PUSH SOME BUTTONS, PULL SOME LEVERS!

That's it. We're gonna die. SORRY I HAD TO FOLLOW YOU AND ULTIMATELY GET YOU KILLED, SB!!!!

FUCCCCCC-

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[SB.]

I DONT KNOW HOW I GOT IN

I'M A DOG DUDE

[Loki Laufeyson]

Omfg i must follow this topic. That game is nostalgia for me.

And yes, i expect more Fresh Prince jokes.

[Elieson]

Currently uploading about 125 pics, THE ADVENTURE MUST COMTIMUE

[Elieson]

Last we saw our...guy, he was crash landing a red spacey ship thing straight towards the Earth, dragging his dog with him.

[spoiler=What is this, the Jungle Book?]

Ohh gee, you Think?

Probably dead, and in the wreckage of your recently hurdled ship thing.

OH YEA LIKE THAT'LL WORK

SB on the ROIDS

sure let's take the risk that a wolf could be your dog with a simple test.

*sigh* You failed me again.

WHAT? fine whatever

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so happy togettttthhherrrrrrrr

Yes guys, this is the first weapon. The Femur of Fury. fyi it misses mosquitoes 4/5 times

Testing accuracy because I forgot how bad it was.

ok 3/4 times it misses, but it still sucks.

Weaponless!SB Is A Dog only takes 2 tries to hit it.

[spoiler=Finding Shit]

Oh boy!

IN A PUMPKIN WHY

yea

Yay a level!

Btw when you gain a level, your HP is fully restored. I'll usually restore my HP this way because I'm a cheap ass mofo and hate spending money on healing items and such.

Reptars are tough when your only weapon is a fucking bone.

FUCK! SB WHY ARE YOU EATING ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..........

[Elieson]

We rejoin our hero in Heaven, as the Gods above felt that he was truly a good person, despite his mental handicap.

[spoiler=FLASH]



Fuck I'm not in heaven. I've got cavemen with radioactive hair instead.



Your hideous pompodour got stuck in the raptor's teeth and they ran away in pain.



Outsmarted by Raptors. Wasn't this used in Jurasiac Park already?



I'm a lucky sumbich



Right. And I'm not the host of this show, I'm God. I'm just not myself right now.



Caveman knows I'm playing a game. what is this



TAKE THE BELONGINGS OF EVERYBODY WE DON'T CARE WE MUST BE CANADIAN



What exactly does that mean, old man?

[spoiler=Finding Shit]


IN AN ACTIVE FIRE WOAHHHH

There's about 12 tons of Water, Roots and Ash around here. A little Clay, and some Crystal. I'll explain it all in a bit.

THANKS FOR THE ADVICE



I'm not a Viper, I'm a human. Much like you. This is gonna be a long game.



BORING



Wait a second.

Buzz Buzz...it's you. You're alright!

Ok enough Nostalgia Nostalgia



OK FINE ALREADY





They actually chant her name 6 times.



I'd be pissed too if people gathered around my house like that.



Ok blonde miriel.



AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!



yea I kinda...



He's not a wild beast!



Damnit I feel like I said this about 4 houses ago.


Uhhh....



It's been made official.



You see, i'm the OG.



What tipped you off? The non-caveman attire?



TBH I forgot the name of this place too. Go me!



K.



Anything to get me back to my B-rated movies and nerdgasms.



LIEK, WAT R DA ODDZ!



That's what she said



I like where this is going.



WHY MUST YOU RUIN THE MOMENT WITH WORDS, SELF?!



He just wandered off. Like what, he's got Alzheimers?



I'll take your word for it?



Ok. Coax Old Man to walk from Over Yonder to Over Here. I think I might be able to pull this off. As long as he isn't like, being eaten by a twenty foot tall spider with magical powers.



THIS GUY



Eh, the line wasn't as bad as I thought.



Oh right, the "in it for me"



Sounds like i might need this new powerful technique to aid in my epic journey through prehistoria.



TEACH ME HOW TO FLASH PLZ



the innuendo is strong with this one.



and more...



Eh, that's all I can stand to listen to.



TUBULAR!



Yea I'll be sure to forget this the moment I leave your house.

[MacLovin]

Spoiler (What is this, the Jungle Book?)

you don't have the simple bear necessities.

[Elieson]

I've learned my first two Skills, but it's tough to spread focus on skills so I need you to choose which my focus should be. Should I focus on learning how to fully utilize the art of the Flash, or instead play with Hard Balls?

Edited September 20, 2013 by Elieson