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Elieson's Derpy Adventure through Evermore, a LP

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Because I wanna LP something, and well, I couldn't be arsed to do anything better with my time. So I asked SB about Let's Plays, reminding him of his VN in the process. In return, I got this.

ugh

This is Elieson's Let's Play, featuring Squaresoft's 1995 SNES release, Secret of Evermore.

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FOLLOW MONOCLES AS HE STUMBLES OUT OF A MOVIE THEATER AND INTO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION OR TIMELINE OR SOMETHING WITH HIS BRILLIANT DOG SIDEKICK, SB IS A DOG!

[spoiler=Prologue: Enter the Derp]

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Sounds Legit

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This can't be a good sign

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Oh boy a time!

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50% OFF! BUY BUY BUY!!!

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The Adventures of Loxley, in theatres now. That'd be more interesting than this dimwitted game.

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You know, this street is boring. Town Central Ave and there's 2 kids and a cat. OH BOY WAIT MORE SALES!!!

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A wild plot event appeared!

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Inanimate gyroscopic ball, I would love to be a part of any history that you actually create.

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That's what she said

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She said that too

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WHY EVEN BOTHER WITH THE PAST 3 MINUTES?

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Meanwhile, in the present; color returns to the universe.

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yea, totally. I watch The Lost Adventures of Vexx in theatres with my dog all the time.

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My favorite part was when they let the dog into the movie theatre with no questions asked.

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What a suck budget. I actually made a home movie with a garden hose in it.

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Are you blind as well as stupid? Dog ----> Cat. Fuck man, c'mon.

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Ahh Doughead Software. Software to get you ahead in life. coolshades.jpg

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Smart dog. The cat went right btw.

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Probably to alert the authorities of a kid who needs a reverse lobotomy.

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K I BET THE OWNERS DONT CARE IF WE JUST WALK IN

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How did you know the cat's name?

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If he's smart, facefirst into a paper shredder.

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COOL, BURGLARY AND DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY! I'M ON A ROLL ALREADY!

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Just like my daddies' room! All that's missing is the empty whiskey bottle and the leather belt!

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Ohh observant.

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C'mon Scooby!

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No way, a closet and giant lightbulbs!

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Or that.

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Sure. We've already burglarized, vandalized and destroyed property. Why stop now.

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GNARLY GRAPHICS MAN

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Famous Last Words TM

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If I were stuck with you as my master, I'd have done the same thing a long time ago.

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RUT ROH!

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DA FUQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

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And then~

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Aghhhhhh what the heck was that would not ride again/10

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And wearing a cheesy vest too, no doubt!

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You don't know? You barge into his place and play with his machine, and you're asking questions? Dude kid, tact is a thing you know.

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Obviously this guy understands common sense

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Because that's what I came here to do, and not a thing else. BTW I'm sorry I squished something in your office earlier, I'll getchya back for that.

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Alright I guess we're going anyway

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OH SHIT IT'S CARLTON BANKS THIS IS WHERE HE WENT WHEN FRESH PRINCE WAS FINISHING UP

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It's ok, don't mind this Marty McFly behind me.

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TOTALLY NOT A BAD GUY RIGHT?!

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And the professor continues to be cenile and watch his turned-off television. Carlton should at least turn it on for him.

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SURE OK LIKE YOU'RE GONNA FOLLOW ME INTO THIS TINY SEWER HOLE

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Finally I have control

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We could return this shitty game and get our money back. That's a good plan.

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Fuck Yea! All games should start with teenage idiots getting Bazookas.

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RADICAL

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This does not look good!

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Hey that's my line!

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OH MY GOD THE PAIN!!!

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You got 1 Nothing

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This one's in the bag.

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ONLY 218 DAMAGE AT LEVEL 1, THIS GAME IS EZMODE/10

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*Insert LoZ Treasure Sound*

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Sure ok. Why not just blow up the wall?

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SB how the fuck did you get in this hole?

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No shit, Sherlock.

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QUICK PUSH SOME BUTTONS, PULL SOME LEVERS!

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That's it. We're gonna die. SORRY I HAD TO FOLLOW YOU AND ULTIMATELY GET YOU KILLED, SB!!!!

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FUCCCCCC-

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-KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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Last we saw our...guy, he was crash landing a red spacey ship thing straight towards the Earth, dragging his dog with him.

[spoiler=What is this, the Jungle Book?]

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Ohh gee, you Think?

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Probably dead, and in the wreckage of your recently hurdled ship thing.

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OH YEA LIKE THAT'LL WORK

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SB on the ROIDS

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sure let's take the risk that a wolf could be your dog with a simple test.

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*sigh* You failed me again.

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WHAT? fine whatever

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so happy togettttthhherrrrrrrr

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Yes guys, this is the first weapon. The Femur of Fury. fyi it misses mosquitoes 4/5 times

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Testing accuracy because I forgot how bad it was.

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ok 3/4 times it misses, but it still sucks.

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Weaponless!SB Is A Dog only takes 2 tries to hit it.

[spoiler=Finding Shit]

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Oh boy!

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IN A PUMPKIN WHY

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yea

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Yay a level!

Btw when you gain a level, your HP is fully restored. I'll usually restore my HP this way because I'm a cheap ass mofo and hate spending money on healing items and such.

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Reptars are tough when your only weapon is a fucking bone.

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FUCK! SB WHY ARE YOU EATING ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..........

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We rejoin our hero in Heaven, as the Gods above felt that he was truly a good person, despite his mental handicap.

[spoiler=FLASH]

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Fuck I'm not in heaven. I've got cavemen with radioactive hair instead.

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Your hideous pompodour got stuck in the raptor's teeth and they ran away in pain.

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Outsmarted by Raptors. Wasn't this used in Jurasiac Park already?

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I'm a lucky sumbich

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Right. And I'm not the host of this show, I'm God. I'm just not myself right now.

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Caveman knows I'm playing a game. what is this

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TAKE THE BELONGINGS OF EVERYBODY WE DON'T CARE WE MUST BE CANADIAN

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What exactly does that mean, old man?

[spoiler=Finding Shit]

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IN AN ACTIVE FIRE WOAHHHH

There's about 12 tons of Water, Roots and Ash around here. A little Clay, and some Crystal. I'll explain it all in a bit.



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THANKS FOR THE ADVICE

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I'm not a Viper, I'm a human. Much like you. This is gonna be a long game.

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BORING

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Wait a second.

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Buzz Buzz...it's you. You're alright!

Ok enough Nostalgia Nostalgia

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OK FINE ALREADY

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They actually chant her name 6 times.

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I'd be pissed too if people gathered around my house like that.

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Ok blonde miriel.

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AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!

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yea I kinda...

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He's not a wild beast!

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Damnit I feel like I said this about 4 houses ago.
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Uhhh....

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It's been made official.

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You see, i'm the OG.

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What tipped you off? The non-caveman attire?

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TBH I forgot the name of this place too. Go me!

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K.

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Anything to get me back to my B-rated movies and nerdgasms.

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LIEK, WAT R DA ODDZ!

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That's what she said

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I like where this is going.

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WHY MUST YOU RUIN THE MOMENT WITH WORDS, SELF?!

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He just wandered off. Like what, he's got Alzheimers?

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I'll take your word for it?

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Ok. Coax Old Man to walk from Over Yonder to Over Here. I think I might be able to pull this off. As long as he isn't like, being eaten by a twenty foot tall spider with magical powers.

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xY2Nt5o.jpgTHIS GUY

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Eh, the line wasn't as bad as I thought.

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Oh right, the "in it for me"

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Sounds like i might need this new powerful technique to aid in my epic journey through prehistoria.

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TEACH ME HOW TO FLASH PLZ

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the innuendo is strong with this one.

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and more...

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Eh, that's all I can stand to listen to.

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TUBULAR!

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Yea I'll be sure to forget this the moment I leave your house.

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I've learned my first two Skills, but it's tough to spread focus on skills so I need you to choose which my focus should be. Should I focus on learning how to fully utilize the art of the Flash, or instead play with Hard Balls?

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