SERENES FOREST THE SITCOM!!!

[Mufasa]

*The scene opens. Serene is sitting on the roof as the sun starts to rise. The first ray of light hits his face.*

Serene: *Opens one eye.* I suppose it’s time. *He takes a deep breath and screams at the top of his lungs:* DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!!!!

*Inside the house the whole group is sitting at the table chowing down on some simple cereal. Fox mutters something about killing Serene as she sits down at the table.*

Fox: Mornin....

Everyone else: *Grunts out a ‘mornin’.*

Zephiron: *Walks in scowling.*

Fox: Morning Zeph....

Zephiron: *Shoves CGV’s chair which is at the head of the table over and flips the whole table over.*

Knife: *Watches as the table with all the food comes crashing down on him.* O_o

*CRASH!*

Hikarusa: What the fuck was that for!?

Zephiron: YOU! *Points at Lyle.*

Lyle: O_o What?

Zephiron: You all go on a quest for Bianchi, you all go on a quest for Lyle, but when I disappear for months none of you give two shits!

Hikarusa: At least they remember your name.

Metal Arc: Who’re you?

Zephiron: Geeze! And look at all the new people! I bet you even gave up my room!

Nightmare: To be quite honest we gave up your room the day you went missing.

Fox: We didn’t even call the police really.

Lyle: ‘Call the police’? Why didn’t I think of that? Instead I nearly got killed on several occasions....

Princess Kilvas: Um....I think Knife needs a doctor.....

Zephiron: BAH! I HATE YOU ALL!!!! *Flees.*

Fox: .....Who did we give his room to anyway?

Fireman: 50cent.

Fox: That’s pretty cheap...

Fireman: No. I mean 50cent. The rapper.

Fox: Oh.

Masu: Wait! Fireman did something for free?!?!

All: *GASP!!!!*

Fireman: <_<

*Epic Music plays.*

SERENES FOREST: THE SITCOM SEASON 5!!!!!

*The scene opens in Fireman’s tavern. Fireman sits behind the bar cleaning a glass while Emerald Fox and TLS slups on the bar.*

Emerald Fox: I ain’t get no respect...

Fireman: Yeah yeah....

TLS: At least you have a girl!

Emerald Fox: What? No I don’t!

TLS: Well you can get one!

Fireman: How about this: You’re both losers.

Emerald Fox: .....

TLS: .....

Emerald Fox: Get me another drink.

TLS: Me too.

Lyle: *Walks in.*

Fireman: Hey Lyle. Need a drink?

Lyle: Hell yeah. I only have a two minute break.

Fireman: Bianchi working you to the bone again?

Lyle: Yup. Sometimes I envy your lifestyle Fireman.

Fireman: What do you mean?

Lyle: Well you have so much freedom. You can do pretty much whatever you want. Me I’m forced to do Bianchi’s bidding.

Fireman: Hey, this isn’t easy you know. I’m forced to listen to these two complain all the time. And Gatrie when he comes in on tuesdays.

Lyle: Please. You don’t know about half the stuff I need to do for Bianchi.

Fireman: Hm. How about this? We trade places for a day.

Lyle: What?

Fireman: Yeah. It’s a generic plotline that might spice up the creative juices of others in the forums so that they’ll write episodes for the sitcom as well. Plus, it puts the emphasis on sitcom storylines as opposed to your traditional serious plot lines Lyle.

Lyle: Good point. Okay. And the loser has to pay the other 10,000.

Fireman: Deal.

Emerald Fox: Um. How are you guys gonna trick everyone?

Lyle: Simple.

*Fireman and Lyle come out of the bathroom in each other’s clothes. Cept Fireman keeps his face mask and Lyle doesn’t.*

Lyle: Alright. The bet starts now.

Fireman: Got it.

TLS: Hey Lyle, get me a drink then will ya?

Fireman: Why? I don’t own the bar.

TLS: Huh? But you’re....I mean.....fine! *points to Lyle.* Get me a drink!

Lyle: Sure thing! *Tries to pour a drink but spills a little.*

Fireman: Not so easy is it?

Bianchi: *Crashes though the front door.* LYLE!!!! *She runs up to Fireman and drags him out.* We gots lots of work to do Lyle-poo!

Fireman: O_o

Lyle: Have fun Lyle!! XD

*Base.*

Televison: This game’s winner is: Porky Pig!

CGV: Wow. These modded characters Metal Arc programmed into this are really weird.

Hikarusa: Yeah. And what’s up with you Nightmare? You play like you can’t even see the screen!

Nightmare: ......Words can’t describe my hatred for you, and how much I want to call you an idiot.

Masu: Still Porky sucks. He’s soo cheap. Tommy Lee Jones is where it’s at.

CGV: Oh please. Tommy Lee Jones’ final smash is the cheapest one ever.

Masu: You just don’t get it.

Lyle: *Pops in like Fireman would.* Hello.

Masu: Eh? Oh hey Fireman. Hm.....you look different today....

CGV: Yeah...Did you get a haircut.

Lyle: Er. Yeah. I’m getting it back to the way it was yesterday though.

Nightmare: You’re voice sounds different also....

Lyle: Er. I have a cold.

Hikarusa: I thought you were immune to colds cause you have that baddass white blood cell injection and so you couldn’t get diseases.

Lyle: What? Of all the ridiculous- Er. I mean....it’s one of the side effects. Every once in a while I get a little cold.

Fox: *Walks in.* Hey everyone- Lyle? Why the hell are you dressed in Fireman’s clothes?

Lyle: Huh? No. It’s me. Fireman.

Fox: .....Are you kidding? Only a complete idiot would think that you really are Fireman.

Masu: Fox. He just got a haircut.

CGV: And he got a cold.

Hikarusa: And his body structure changed. What’s so odd about that?

Fox: <_<

Princess Kilvas: *Rushes in.* Oh! Fireman! Good thing you’re here! I have a job I need you to do!

Fox: E tu Princess?

Lyle: Sure what is- Er I mean. 10,000.

Princess Kilvas: Sure. Here. *Hands Lyle 10,000 gold.* Can you bring this laundry over to Hotel Masu?

Lyle: Sure. Sounds easy.

Princess Kilvas: Thanks! It’s right outside.

Lyle: *Lyle and Princess walk outside. There’s a wagon completely filled with laundry. Raven is at the head of the wagon looking at a dead horse.* What the?

Princess Kilvas: Well Raven was making stupid jokes, and I told him he was beating a dead horse, then the idiot killed the horse and started beating it.

Raven: I was trying to prove a point!

Lyle: Er. So what do you want me to do?

Princess Kilvas: Well I need you to haul that to hotel Masu.

Lyle: O_o

*Bianchi’s palace.*

Fireman: So how long are you gonna drag me? I can walk on my own you know.

Bianchi: Oh Lyle-poo, how many times do we have to go through this. Now, I want you to get in this contraption!

Fireman: *Looks at the indescribable mechanism in front of him.* O_O ......How?

Bianchi: Oh silly! *She straps him into the mechanism.*

Fireman: Um.....what does this do?

Bianchi: *Puts goggles on.* Well, we’re about to find out!

Fireman: O_o

*Lyle finally hauls the wagon to Hotel Masu. Songbird is there to greet him.*

Songbird: Oh! Hey Fireman! Thanks a lot! *She kisses him on the cheek.*

Lyle: *blushes.* Er. What was that for!?

Songbird: Huh. You’ve never had that reaction before....

Lyle: Er! Um! *Quickly changes the subject.* Wait, doesn’t Masu own a bakery also?

Songbird: Oh. Yeah.

Lyle: Who’s running that?

Songbird: Well....

*Bakery. Kiryn stands at the counter.*

Kiryn: Hello? I’ve been here for an hour. Is there anyone there to take my order?

*Hotel Masu.*

Lyle: I see...

Songbird: Well, anyway, while you’re here, can you do me a favor?

Lyle: 10,000.

Songbird: I need you to go dig up some coal.

Lyle: ....Why do you need coal?

Songbird: Bianchi requested them. It’s for some new machine she built apparently.

Lyle: I bet Lyle’s testing it out right now.

Songbird: XD

*That evening at Fireman’s Tavern. Lyle slumps in. Emerald Fox and TLS still sitting at the bar.*

TLS: So how’d it go?

Lyle: I’ll tell you when Fireman gets here.

Fireman: *Bursts through the door and locks it behind him.* LYLE!!! WE GOTTA SWITCH BACK! YOU WERE RIGHT! I WAS WRONG! LET’S SWITCH BACK NOW!!!!

Lyle: *Smirks.* Toldya! XD

*They walk back out in their own outfits.*

Fireman: That certainly was a disturbing adventure.

Lyle: Felt like a day off to me. XD

Bianchi: *Bursts through the door.* Lyle-poo! *She grabs Lyle.* We’re gonna try that mechanism again! This time, try not to cry for your mommy and wet your pants okay?

Lyle: ‘Wet my pants’?

Fireman: .....

*Bianchi drags Lyle out.*

Emerald Fox: .....Well now we gotta know what that thing did!

TLS: Yeah!

Fireman: You’re better off not knowing.

And so are you.

The End.

[Knife]

I demand more than one action line. Otherwise, I will be following this quite often. I never got into the sitcom, now's a good chance.

[Serene]

Thanka *feels giped*

[Mufasa]

Eh. Sorry you two. We have such a big cast now it's hard to fit in everyone and still contain solid story structure.

Plus it's a sitcom. The focus varies from person to person. The episodes I write focus on the people I think I know the most.

Maybe someone else will write another episode with you guys having major roles.

[Serene]

Eh. Sorry you two. We have such a big cast now it's hard to fit in everyone and still contain solid story structure.

Plus it's a sitcom. The focus varies from person to person. The episodes I write focus on the people I think I know the most.

Maybe someone else will write another episode with you guys having major roles.

I might cut back on the Wind of the End parts this week to make one of these. Since most of my inspriation for stories comes from boredom time at school

[Mufasa]

For you writers out there, notice I did the good old cop out trick of making the machine 'indescribable' so I didn't have to go into detail.

All you needed to know, was that it was horrific.

I just thought that was a cool bit of info.

*This post is not at all a bump in disguise......

[Nightmare]

I see what you did there.

I'd like to point out that Fireman and Songbird aren't the typical "lovey dovey" couple type e.g. no kisses and stuff. They're more like...violent dancing, picking poison mushrooms, pineapples etc.

Otherwise, not bad...

[Judge Judy]

I see what you did there.

They're more like...violent dancing, picking poison mushrooms, pineapples etc.

[Mufasa]

I see what you did there.

I'd like to point out that Fireman and Songbird aren't the typical "lovey dovey" couple type e.g. no kisses and stuff. They're more like...violent dancing, picking poison mushrooms, pineapples etc.

Otherwise, not bad...

True. But I think it was in Songbird's character to kiss him on the cheek. As for Fireman, it wasn't really Fireman there.

But thanks for the input.

Though I'm not sure I see what you saw that I did there.

[Princess Kilvas]

Wow, That was really good! When I first joined, I never thought I'd be part of the sitcom...

[Mufasa]

Wow, That was really good! When I first joined, I never thought I'd be part of the sitcom...

You're too important not to be in it.

If you want, you can write an episode. I'm sure it'd be great.

[Freohr Datia]

I'd like to point out that Fireman and Songbird aren't the typical "lovey dovey" couple type e.g. no kisses and stuff. They're more like...violent dancing, picking poison mushrooms, pineapples etc.

Otherwise, not bad...

lol, yeah, pretty much.

YAY!!! I finally get to read one of your stories by your first post!!! Usually by the time I get to it, It has about over 10 pages or so.

I liked the story! :)

[Mufasa]

lol, yeah, pretty much.

YAY!!! I finally get to read one of your stories by your first post!!! Usually by the time I get to it, It has about over 10 pages or so.

I liked the story! :)

Lol. Sorry bout that.

Anyway, it's not really my 'story'. Anyone can write for this. It should be more then just me. But if it has to be just me, then I'll write the whole damn series myself to keep it alive.

THAT'S HOW MUCH I WANT THIS RETURNED TO LIFE!!!

[Metal Rabbit]

I might go back to writing for this if you can tell me the best episode I wrote. And I mean episode, not spinoff or special.

[Mufasa]

I might go back to writing for this if you can tell me the best episode I wrote. And I mean episode, not spinoff or special.

Why would we need to do that? All of them were good. None of them were 'The Best' just like none of them were "The worst"

They each had good points and bad points. In general, they were all awesome.

[Metal Rabbit]

You miss my point.

If you find my best episode, then maybe reading it again will get me inspired. That's why I've abandoned this, because I don't have the inspiration I used to.

[Serene]

The First Filler of the season

How Serene learned how to DO A BARREL ROLL

Serene: DO A BARREL ROLL GOD DAMN IT

Lyle: Why are you only saying that these days. Don't you have anything else to say

MaSu: *readies shotgun* yeah do you

Serene: DO A NO ROLL

MaSu: *Fires gun, Serene stops it with ice* GOD DAMN IT

*Kilvas walks in* Kilvas: He's still doing that

Fox: Yes he's been doing that since last season when he came back from hell

Lyle: Well have you ever thought that your chip inside his brain my be on the fritz

Serene: OH no you guys I'm just fuckin with ya. Though I surprisingly can turn it on at will. *concentrates and turns on switch* HELP ME FOX *reflips switch* wrong setting. I still don't want to remember that.

Everyone in the room but Fox: Remember what?

Fox and Serene: OH DEAR GOD NOTHING

Fox: Bring that up again and I'll kill you *fire shoots out of her eyes*

Serene: Yeah I got it

CGV: So what's going on this week

MaSu: OH the usual, Serene figured out how to use that chip Fox implanted in his head at will. Then he used it on the slippy setting

CGV: Oh okay, *slaps Fox* Why did you plant that chip in there

Fox: TO GET RID OF HIM *starts to laugh*

Serene: Yeah that's pretty much it, also she tortured me by forcing me to watch her play Starfox 64 clips where the annoying lines are being played. So in other words Fox is repsonsible for me saying DO A BARREL ROLL all the time

Lyle: Fox do you have something to say to Serene.

Fox: Yes actually. Serene *Fox coughs* DO A BARREL ROLL

Serene: DO A BOX ROLL

*Fox and Serene procede to talk to each other with DO A (word here) ROLL

MaSu: What do you think that means

Kilvas: I really don't think I want to know

Lyle: Yeah, hey who wants Pizza

Kilvas: I do

[Masu]

@Lyle's part:LOL I ABANDONED THE BAKERY.

[Masu]

@Serenes part:LOL freepost at serene going "HELP ME FOX"

[Mufasa]

@Lyle's part:LOL I ABANDONED THE BAKERY.

Lol. Glad you liked it.

[Inactive Account]

Lol moar moar.

[Mufasa]

Lol moar moar.

You can write an episode too. The only way we're gonna revive it is if everyone contributes.

Or at least all the people did back in the day.

I still feel like that guy who's forcing his way into the staff of sitcom writers.

[Inactive Account]

You're welcome on sitcom staff Lyle.

As for me, I can't think up any gags for the current characters until I've seen them a few more times in the sitcom... lame excuse I know, but it's true.

[Mufasa]

Eh. We'll work something out. I'll think of another idea. I just have other stuff I want/need to get done.

[Inactive Account]

Yeah, same.