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==SF Sitcom~Season 5==

---OBJECTION---

*Serenes Plaza: Back Alley: 3:00 am*

MaSu: doo dee dooo♪♪

???: Hey you...you brought the stuff?

MaSu: You brought the money?

???: 10,000 gold as promised...here...whoops.

MaSu: Good going. You dropped a coin...lemme pick it up...wha...hey that tickles...no...NO!! NOOOOOOOO--

Colonel: MaSu? MASU?? MAAASUUUUUUUU!!!!

Snake: Colonel whats wrong???

Colonel: My soup is cold.

*The Next Morning: Serenes Courtroom:*

Nightmare: We now begin the trial for the murder of Magey Sage Suzerain...or MaSu whatever. How does the defendant plea?

Fireman: I plead 10,000 your schmexyness.

Nightmare: Gatrie...er...Prosecutor Gatrin...opening statement!

Prosecutor Gatrin: Achtung, baby...indeed...might I start off to point out that Fireman kills for a living.

Nightmare: Very well...you may call the witness to the stand.

Prosecutor Gatrin: I Call...Lyle Dayek to the stand!! Now Mr. Dayek...would you describe the morning in which MaSu was murdered?

Lyle: Sure....

On a cold winter morning

In the time time before the light...

OBJECTION

Oguma: YOUR HONOR!!! LYLE DID NOT WITNESS THE MURDER!! HIS ALIBY STATES THAT HE WAS....er well..."with" Princess...

Lyle: lol inorite?

Nightmare:...Baliff...

Knife: GTFO...*punchs Lyle through a window...and space and time...*

Oguma: Your schmexyness...might I point out that MaSu was raped in the ass to death?...my client uses knives. Also...the autopsy report shows that the penis was incredibly small...and im sure we all know...

Nightmare: Ah yes Fireman's penis is huge.

Oguma:....thats not what I was gonna say.

Nightmare: Do I smell like pee?

Oguma: What?

Nightmare: ALOT?????

Prosecutor Gatrin: OBJECTION!!! THE ONLY PEOPLE WITH TINY PENISES ARE LYLE AND DESTINY HERO...BUT FIREMAN COULD HAVE USED A STAP-ON!!

Everyone: LE GASP!!!

Nightmare: Its true you know. I know all about fake penises.

TLS: Im sorry to interrupt...but...

MaSu: HEI GUYS WTF IM NOT DEAD!!!

ALL: LE GASP

*If MaSu was alive, then who got raped that night? And who was the rape-er? Stay tuned for the conclusion of The SF Sitcom...OBJECTION!!!*

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Masu: *scratches head* so..... yeah i've been thinking

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Masu:Ur a great girl

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Masu: and kinda cute

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Masu: and fun to be around

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Masu: and uhhhhh well i........

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Masu: I think that we should go out!

Rei: Hmmmmmm

Masu:???? O_o WH-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!? HEY YOU'RE AIMING AT ME! STOP!

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Rei:Rocket Propelled Chainsaw...........what every girl needs. ^_^

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  • 1 month later...

Time for some revival work

Serenes Forest! The Sitcom!

(Base)

CGV: *sleeping* mmmmm....mmmm, oh Kiryn...

Fox: What?!

CGV: Oh Kiryn, your sandwich is the best i have ever tasted

Fox:.....oh...

(Later)

Zeph: Man i hardly slept last night...

Raven: What happened?

Zeph: Well i was up with Metal Rabbit trying to get pictures of Fox...*looks at Fox*...es in the forest

Fox: Argh! so that was you! *burns zeph with a spell*

Raven: Speaking of toast where is Metal Rabbit ?

Kiryn: It's his turn to make breakfast today

Hika: What have you done!

*They all run into the kitchen*

Fox: What happened here?!

Metal Rabbit : wheeee! All the eggs where gone so i planted some egg seeds to make them grow! then the oven wasn't working so i disciplined it and then it blew up!

Fox: *burns Metal Rabbit then he falls asleep* well since the kitchen is absolutely destroyed lets all eat out for breakfast

Zeph: Eat out? For breakfast?

(IHOP)

Raven: Where is this?

Zeph: According to the narrator it's IHOP!

Raven:*hops*

Fox: *slaps Raven* that's the name of the place!

Raven: *down on the ground under Fox* heh, heh, this is the best...

Fox: This isn’t a peep show you perv! *Burns Raven*

Hika: Lets go inside and get breakfast!

*they all head in*

(Base)

CGV: what are we gonna do without a wii

MR: I don’t know

MaSu: Spy on Fox in the bathroom?

CGV:no....

Nightmare: Experience....NIGHTMARES?!

CGV: Do that pun again and i swear...

*Fireman appears in a manner similar to Fireman*

Fireman: I have a wii right here

Metal Rabbit : OOOO can i have it?

Fireman 20,000

Metal Rabbit :*pays* yay! a Wii!

CGV: Fireman! why did you give it to... never mind i already know Metal Rabbit give me the Wii!

Metal Rabbit : No! *Runs away with the wii*

Lyle: After him!

(IHOP)

Waitress: So that will be a glass of water, soda, orange juice, and some very white milk

Raven:I got some very white milk for you....*reaches downs towards his pants*

Waitress: You perv! *walks away*

Raven:*Takes out a glass of very white 2% milk* i guess she doesn't like milk...

Fox:Raven Just... no

Kiryn: *gets up* I have to go the bathroom

Zeph: *gets out a camera* And i have to uh.. go to...

Fox: Oh no you don’t! *stares daggers at Zeph*

(Outside IHOP)

Metal Rabbit : Run run run as fast as you can! you can't catch me 'cause im the Metal Rabbit that stole your Wii!

Lyle: Quickly get him before he runs into that IHOP!

MaSu: *Hops*

(IHOP)

Raven: Ok, il have some bacon and some-

*Metal Rabbit crashes through the window landing on the waitress killing her*

Zeph: There is glass in my veins!

*CGV, MaSu, Lyle, and Hika jump through chasing him*

Hika: Don't let him get away!

Fox: What did Metal Rabbit do this time CGV?

CGV: He stole the new wii!

Fox: The new... Damnit CGV! I Told you not to get a new one, don’t you remember last time?

CGV: How could i forget? *Shudders at the thought of Ronald McDonald*

Zeph: Why haven't you called for any help!?

Raven: Why is Metal Rabbit Setting the place on fire?...

Fox: What? Everyone run out!

*everyone runs out*

Lyle: At least it isn't Serenes forest this time...

Fox: Yeah, but i can't shake the feeling we forgot something...

*Kiryn runs out of the burning building on fire*

Raven: Well i guess everything turned out fine after all!

Zeph: I’m dieing....from the glass....

Everyone:*Laughs*

Well? What do you think?

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