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SERENES FOREST THE SITCOM!!!

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You can write an episode too. The only way we're gonna revive it is if everyone contributes.

Or at least all the people did back in the day.

I still feel like that guy who's forcing his way into the staff of sitcom writers.

No Lyle that's my job

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Don't be fooled, this is total crap

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(Base)

*MR, Zeph and Raven are huddled around the coffee table playing cards*

Raven: Got any 2's?

MR: Nope!

*he has 3 of them*

Raven: Damn...

*draws 3 cards instead of one*

Zeph: My turn. Let's up the bet.

*puts in a chip*

MR: I fold.

*takes a chip from the pile*

Raven: I'll see your bet and raise it another chip.

*doesn't put a chip in*

Zeph: Let's see your hand!

Raven: Here!

*he has 5 queens*

Fox: Wait, what are you playing?

MR: It's a game I made up. It's called everybody cheats.

Fox: ._.

Zeph: Dammit...

*he has a royal flush and a joker in his hand*

MR: I'm gonna go outside and play.

*he leaves and lyle, masu and bianchi come in*

Fox: Great... it's you...

Bianchi: Why aren't you pleased to see me?

Fox: Well there was that time you left me for dead in the desert.

Bianchi: In my defense there was only enough food for one and I'm important.

Fox: You stole my sandwich.

Bianchi: Still.

Fox: Ugh...

*leaves the room*

Fireman: Excuse me lady Bianchi, your shoes are untied.

Bianchi: But I'm not wearing shoes... these are laceless boots.

Fireman: I'm sorry, your boots are untied outside.

Bianchi: Oh noes!

*rushes outside*

Fireman: Muhaha...

*vanishes*

Masu: Shouldn't we be more concerned?

Lyle: What do I care? Today's supposed to be my day off.

*someone turns the TV on*

Raven: Zeph, where's the remote?

Zeph: I thought you had it.

Raven: No, you had it.

Zeph: I did have it, but I bet it in one of the hands.

You won it.

Raven: No, that was MR wearing a raven mask.

Zeph: Filthy cheater...

Lyle: So... the remote's outside?

Masu: Want us to go find him?

Zeph: He said he was going out... goddess knows where he's gone this time.

Last time he went for a walk, he came back a week later with a laguz prostitute and a can of oil.

Lyle: ?

Zeph: Don't ask...

Raven: Maybe we can still catch him though.

TV: This is an important weather related announcement!

A tornado has been sighted in Serenes Forest and it is dangerous to be outside!

Please remain calm.

Bianchi: I was tying my boots when I saw this hoooooge spinny thingy over that way.

I tried calling out to it but it completely ignored me.

Zeph: You're kidding me...

*CGV and Fox come in bickering*

Fox: When you drink milk, you use a damn glass! You don't drink right out of the carton!

CGV: The glasses are all dirty. You didn't wash them!

Fox: Oh, it's MY JOB because I'm a woman?!

CGV: If the lace panties fit.

*she slugs him and the milk goes flying through the air*

Fox: Besides, it wasn't my turn to do dishes!

CGV: Ow... you made me drop the milk.

Fox: And I suppose you want ME to clean it up?

CGV: Yeah, actually that'd be great.

Raven: Not smart...

Lyle: Look away milady...

Bianchi: No! I wanna see it!

*Fox burns him with an unnecesarily high leveled spell and leaves*

Kiryn: Hey everyone! I just put the dishes in to be cleaned.

I forgot to do it yesterday.

Zeph: ._.

Masu: Lol

CGV: x_x

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(Later)

Bianchi: This is so boring!

When is the tornado gonna be over?

Lyle: Maybe if you ask it nice, it'll stop.[/sarcasm]

Bianchi: Good idea.

*gets up and goes to the door*

Masu: O_o

*Lyle rushes up and grabs her*

Zeph: Wanna play brawl anyone?

We got rid of all the modifiers MR put on it.

Masu: Sure, I'm up for a match.

*they turn it on and start playing*

Lyle: Uhm...

What's with these characters?

Raven: It might be just me, but I don't recall potatoman being a playable character.

Or Lloyd Irving...

Masu: Those are all the choices... cuz the rest are all potatoman.

Lyle: Well that's not true, he put himself in as a playable character.

Zeph: But who wants to play as him? I'd rather be jigglypuff.

*the power goes out*

CGV: Son of a-

*crash*

*he falls down the stairs*

Kiryn: What happened out here?

CGV: I was watching por-

I mean I was watching... popcorn being made and the monitor blew up in my face and I felled.

Can you kiss it Kiryn?

Kiryn: Uh...

CGV: It really hurts.

Kiryn: I guess?

Now where does it hurt?

*CGV starts to pull down his pants*

Kiryn: o_o

*leaves*

CGV: Damn... it worked in the... popcorn video.

>_>

Fox: Why'd you pull down your pants?

You want me to do your laundry?

CGV: ...Wait, is this a trap question?

*she rolls her eyes and leaves*

Bianchi: I say we tell stories until the storm is over!

Masu: Okay...

There's this one time

Bianchi: Who wants to hear it from someone interesting?

*everyone raises their hands*

Masu: Lyle!

Lyle: *avoids his gaze*

Uh...

Fireman: I've got an interesting story.

Zeph: Does it involve murder?

Raven: Does it involve mystery?

Bianchi: Does it involve a rock?

*everyone looks at her*

Bianchi: I have... a rock fetish...

-_-

Fireman: Well actually it DOES involve a rock.

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(earlier, outside the base)

MR: Hmm... where should I go?

Fireman: Hey, if you come with me, I'll show you a fun ride.

MR: That's what that pedofile said to zeph when he was a kid.

:D

Fireman: Do you wanna ride or not?

MR: Sure!

Fireman: 1000 gold.

MR: Sure!

*pays*

*Fireman ties MR to a rock*

MR: Is this gonna start moving soon?

Fireman: Uh... you are moving.

*flees*

MR: :D

*sits there tied to a rock*

Wheeeee!!!

Fox: Does this story have a point?

Fireman: Hold on...

Now where was I?

*the trees started shaking in the strong wind*

MR: Wheeee!

*he's not moving*

*the tornado picked up, and sucked up everything not tied down*

MR: :)

*then it picked up MR*

Kiryn: So you mean our friend was catapulted by the tornado?

Fireman: Ya rly.

It was epic.

Lyle: I agree.

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(kitchen)

CGV: Hey Fox...

I'm sorry bout being a jerk earlier.

Fox: That's alright. I know you tend to say the wrong thing without thinking.

Kiryn: Fox?

Fox: Shush! I'm in the middle of a fantasy.

Kiryn: Oh, sorry...

Fox: Really, it's alright.

CGV: Cool. Now-

*she slices his head off*

Fox: How do you like me now?!

Kiryn: O_o

(reality)

Kiryn: ...What are you grinning at?

Fox: I was in my happy place.

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(main room)

Zeph: ...and then it got lodged in my ass.

So there you have it.

Lyle: That was deeply disturbing...

Zeph: Sorry, I was trying to make up for the lack of MR.

Fox: Where's CGV?

Fireman: Outside.

Fox: What about the tornado?

Fireman: Oh, there is no tornado.

I made it all up.

*silence*

Fireman: Gotta go.

*vanishes*

Bianchi: But you sold me tornado insurance!

Was that fake too?

Lyle: What kind of idiot would fall for...

Masu: .___.

Lyle: ...that?

Masu: That son of a bitch!

Lyle: ...

Fox: I'm gonna go outside...

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(outside)

CGV: Hey.

Fox: If you knew there was no tornado, why didn't you say anything?

CGV: Cuz you'd still be pissy at me.

Fox: ...

CGV: But I kinda deserve it. I was an ass.

Fox: are you apoligizing?

CGV: Yeah.

Fox: Accepted.

*they hug and a chorus of kids sing nearby*

Fox: #

*she burns them all*

CGV: ._.

I think you have an anger problem...

MR: Hi everyone!

*he's riding a camel with a nomad girl*

CGV: ...wut?

MR: Meet Lyn, she's gonna stay with us for a while.

Fox: Uh, okay?

CGV: So where'd you go?

MR: You wouldn't believe it man!

I was on an island with my best friends Riku and Kairi when all of a sudden ninjas attacked!

CGV: I don't have time for this...

*everyone leaves*

MR: ._.

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(end)

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AWESOME!

"Can you give me a kiss Kiryn?"

"Ok where does it hurt?"

*pulls down pants*

THAT WAS HILARIOUS.

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AWESOME!

"Can you give me a kiss Kiryn?"

"Ok where does it hurt?"

*pulls down pants*

THAT WAS HILARIOUS.

I agree with this post

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I was about to say... since when was this a serious deal?

^_^

To hell if I know

*notices Fox reading this*

Shit

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What about it? Fox is not only one of the original members but she was a writer too.

It's one of my running puns nothing special

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What about it? Fox is not only one of the original members but she was a writer too.

Yeah. Fox rocks.

Even though she never reads my stuff

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Lol. I bet Fox just skipped over the episode I wrote.

Actually, sitcom is probably the only thing in the creative board I make sure to read. I'd read more, but I don't have the time to read 15+ stories.

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Actually, sitcom is probably the only thing in the creative board I make sure to read. I'd read more, but I don't have the time to read 15+ stories.

Well no one does really.

Sorry if I upset you by saying that.

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I don't think you upset her. It normally takes a hooooge amount of ignorance to do that.

I know. I still think I should have apologized.

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