Phobia Sucks at FE7

[phobia]

But i'm back and i'm playing it and i've played this like twice only so i suck at it. really

so, i was smart this time. Reworked my buttons so that spacebar is speed (holding shift for too long freezes my keys). This should generally be a better run than my FE8 run. I hope.

I'm taking all the given units (free units if you will) and probably 6 others. I'm also using Florina, because... I'm using fucking Florina

fuck that shit i'm just playing cause i'm too lazy to wait

Edited December 27, 2013 by phobia

[Klokinator]

so, i was smart this time. Reworked my buttons so that spacebar is speed (holding shift for too long freezes my keys).

Paste this in your win7 address bar.

Control Panel\Ease of Access\Ease of Access Center\Make the keyboard easier to use

This will take you to the menu where you can completely disable sticky keys and the like. Alternatively, tap Shift5 times fast and when the notification pops up, you can go to settings and change it.

[phobia]

[spoiler=excitement.exe]

Of course.

I'm required to help.

Well, no shit.

WELL WHO THE FUCK ELSE WOULD I SELECT

LOOK AT THIS INTENSE ACTION SHOT

If this wasn't scripted, I'd shoot myself.

I KNOW WHAT A GER IS

WTF

Still the best line in the history of gaming.

HIS SPRITE DOESN'T HAVE A HEADBAND WHAT

I don't think I have a movement stat!

Deus ex machina at its finest.

Okay. Done here.[/spWAIT WHAT

THIS LEVEL OML

LYN NEVER GETS THESE LEVELS

That was an exhilarating chapter.

[spoiler=response]

Paste this in your win7 address bar.

Control Panel\Ease of Access\Ease of Access Center\Make the keyboard easier to use

This will take you to the menu where you can completely disable sticky keys and the like. Alternatively, tap Shift5 times fast and when the notification pops up, you can go to settings and change it.

None of them are enabled, my computer literally just sucks

Edited August 16, 2015 by phobia

[phobia]

[spoiler=sain's an idiot]

Where?

But there's no armory until chapter 3...

SAAAAAAAIN

#shotsfired

#shotsfiredx2

You'll miss, I promise

FUCK, SAIN

LYN CAN DO IT AND SHE'S NOT EVEN A GOOD UNIT

FUCK!

Stroke dat sword.

You betcha.

What does that EVEN MEAN!?

There's a patch for that.

Mmm.

I don't even know who I'm going to be using yet, so it's all Lyn's.

WHAT THE FUCK

wait wrong game

Really? This one isn't even scripted!

She kicked your asses alone anyway, lol

Now this is a much more Lyn level.

NEXT TIME ON PHOBIA SUCKS AT FE7

u kno, jus hangin out

I'm super bored, so I'm just gonna finish up Lyn mode (or do more of it? i guess)

Edited December 26, 2013 by phobia

[phobia]

[spoiler=this chapter sucks]

this one is just boring.

so boring that i missed a level up.

NO THANkS

STOP

I KNOW HOW TO PLAY

Just luck and defense?...

RUNNING ROUND, LEAVING SCARS!?

Lyn :/

SO GLAD THIS CHAPTER IS OVER GIVE ME MY MANI KATTI

[phobia]

[spoiler=DO I SMELL PEGASUS]

thnx

IS IT TIME!?

FLORINA<3<3<3

USING HER AUTOMATICALLY PICKED

You mean, easy.

Literally you would've died if I didn't help you, so shut up with that apprentice shit.

PLEASED TO MEET YOU TOO!<<<3333

Hey that's that guy with the cool palette

DAMN RIGHT SHE IS<3

WHAT! fuck you sain!

I'm actually STUNNED.

I'LL PROTECT YOU

TIME TO WOMBO COMBO

YEBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

LRABLRABLRABLRABLRAB

pew pew.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

set up all the kills!

thanx wil

she went to jared?

literal white screen of death

Weird-ass level.

There's 3 down, like 30 to go

I can't stop!

[spoiler=this chapter's p cool actually]

A novel idea, of course.

o

how2hit

Well, I didn't see the picture. I guess.

WAS THIS SCRIPTED OR DID I JUST BADASS ALL OVER THE PLACE

FINALLY.

wil is the clean-up crew

it's gorgeoussss

u wot, sain

BACK OFF

u wot, kent

obligatory critical

finally, someone took the dragon dildo out their ass

whomped

LYN DID WHAT NOW

Sorry I almost got paid to kill you, babe. Love you?

fuck this shit

Yes we are, this isn't FE8.

that was a joke! scram!

another quick one. i have like five posts in a row so merging this one

done for the night. suggestions welcome

Edited December 26, 2013 by phobia

[Klokinator]

Wow this LP was one I didn'tthink could be funny. You know how many FE7 Lyn mode LP's I've read before? Close to 50. And this wasn't just funny it was HILARIOUS.

Seriously keep up with this.

[spoiler=The Best Parts]

This shit is amazing. It reminds me of when I read this LP and lost hope for humanity. You've regained that hope!

[Introvertism]

You gotta keep this up, it's awesome haha. #saingonnagetbenched

''He's still an apprentice, but he's my tactician bitch.

Edited December 26, 2013 by Introvertism

[phobia]

Wow this LP was one I didn'tthink could be funny. You know how many FE7 Lyn mode LP's I've read before? Close to 50. And this wasn't just funny it was HILARIOUS.

Seriously keep up with this.

This shit is amazing. It reminds me of when I read this LP and lost hope for humanity. You've regained that hope!

Thank you, that means a lot to me

You gotta keep this up, it's awesome haha. #saingonnagetbenched

''He's still an apprentice, but he's my tactician bitch.

thank you too :)

I'll get more done soon. I just bought Pokemon X..

For now, I need units to use. Updating the OP with guidelines

Edited December 26, 2013 by phobia

[solrocknroll]

Use Raven and Serra at least.

Also, I loved your FE8 playthrough.

[phobia]

Use Raven and Serra at least.

Also, I loved your FE8 playthrough.

pick one :x

and thanks :3

[Randa]

Take Lowen. Ohh and get him to s-rank axes.

[phobia]

Take Lowen. Ohh and get him to s-rank axes.

isn't that like, nigh on impossible

[blyegg]

Rebeccass the Sniper (like i said in chat)

Edited December 26, 2013 by Blyvern

[Elieson]

Think you can utilize Wallace and have him get Fiddy kills?

[phobia]

Think you can utilize Wallace and have him get Fiddy kills?

depends what you mean by fiddy S:<

edit: actually, it'll be really too tough to get wallace over geitz, cause i'll be giving like all the experience to the lords...

Edited December 26, 2013 by phobia

[Elieson]

Fiddy = Fifty, dawgizzle

Srsly though

It looks like Kent/Sain needs all the exp they can get

[MRDRHAWK]

LEGGO

USE LEGGO

Leggo = Legault btw

[phobia]

[spoiler=sex jokes]

Must be his first time.

That is one ugly motherfucker.

The bandit's pretty homely, too.

Escort her to LE BENCH?

#shotsfired

Serra is so possessive.

The fuck is this "magic of truth" shit

Don't heal the enemy, Serr- wait, that's just Erk's shitty red palette.

#roasted

CONTINUOUSWHOMP.GIF

Are you kidding me

i had the entire chapter and a couple other gifs but my computer fucking nuked itself

whaaaaaaaatevverrr

THANKS BREH LOL

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

at least florina doesnt suck balls

bug's a lil bitch

WSOD

thnx lyn

and i've changed my mind for the time being. i'm too bad at this game to do a pmu

edit: i'll still use lowen, rebecca, and legault

Edited December 27, 2013 by phobia

[phobia]

[spoiler=top tier rath]

let's ask sain cause he's a genius right

you can talk to the bench

you can talk to me tho<3

how to snipe

i heard tell that your mother was a hamster

Ax--

...wat?

Say, Matthew!

I'd like to see the contents of Lyn's chest, if you know what I mean.

Hey! Stop saying hey!

bench tho

serra's being efficient

look at this lil punk ass thinkin he the shit

there's a 3 under there.. this will take a couple turns

ONE MORE SHOT

BOOM, BABY

real helpful

k

your granduncle is lil bitch

FUCKING YOU GO GURL

[Klokinator]

It's shit like this that makes me keep coming back to this thread XD

[phobia]

that gif took me like five minutes to make cause i suck with paint

[solrocknroll]

This is beautiful.

[phobia]

and now, for some meaningful dialogue.

I'm in front of you atm.

Does he want candy?

What kind of kid asks that?

[spoiler=This would've been much more exciting]

I'm just the apprentice tactician. bitch

RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE

Hey, my favorite part of Lyn mode!

[spoiler=actual chapter]

yes yes yes

Oooh, a pretty girl!

Mhmm... mhmm...

MhmmWaT

I SWEAR I'M NOT GAY

fak u im a top tier unit

RATH OML LITERALLY DESTROYING EVERYTHING

Fuck going around.

more pew pew pew.

MORE PEW PEW PEW

I'm super efficient. Let's go Lucius!

I want that pure water... hopefully the AI wants to attack me more than burn down a helpless village

training snag!

Yeah he wanted to attack me.

big mistake lol

Flux takes forever...

Lightning is faster.

So is death by bow.

Lucius my favorite

bai bai

Already what

are you deaf? she's already--

ALREADY CANONICALLY PAIRED WITH ELIWOOD

no i just sleep with my eyes open

sain pls

lol at this ancient swearing

Edited December 27, 2013 by phobia

[phobia]

[spoiler=mortal kombat references]

that's racist

i forget the dude on the right's name, beyard?

he's mad ugly
Ursula is a qt doe

Well, let's see

way to throw me under the bus

...which we are doing

thanks for the vulnerary dorkass

Yay, str

how to train your lucius

damn it matt

chip-in!

fuk yo counterattack betch

wot

Liam Neeson?

FATALITY!

gimme dat gimme dat

MLG tactics

Murder montage!

you guys suck!

TOASTY!

i wanted to get it over with

fucking

rite, lyn