Azura Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Clearly it's Girl, have you seen her hair?l That made me giggle I like this LP, it's one of the best I've seen for a long time. I know that this isn't a pick my units run, but are you going to use Heath? Because if you do, you'll be one of my favourite persons ever :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted January 5, 2014 Author Share Posted January 5, 2014 (edited) [spoiler=replies] That made me giggleI like this LP, it's one of the best I've seen for a long time. I know that this isn't a pick my units run, but are you going to use Heath? Because if you do, you'll be one of my favourite persons ever :3 Of course I'm going to use Heath, he's one of my favorite characters! The speed difference needs to be at least 4 in order for a unit to double ... Then again, I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not... Good update as always anyway It was more like why aren't you gaining speed You also can get a mine in Night of Farewells (steal from a Pirate). Thank you. That might be a little too late to do anything super cool, I think (like STEAL THE UBERSPEAR), but then again I don't remember the order of the chapters very well As hilarious as always~ I look forward to the next! Thank you, too! [spoiler=mlg tactics] Duh. Meet Merlinus, one of the most useful units in the entire FE series. meet STAB right in the face Is that a UFO? Bartre got fucking Res and Luck but no HP, Str, or Speed? What the hell? LOWEN, COULD YOU NOT Ghost bandits! Different kinds of ghost bandits. What's gonna work? TEAMWORK! I like how Matthew can find the boss on turn 2. I can't find guy! Crits for everyone! Eliwood gets strength, but no skill, no sir! Serra can hit more things with her staff or something??? This is a defense chapter but YOLOTACTICS are the best way to beat it. Marcus proves that he is the best unit ever. Meanwhile OsWIN takes out the entire southeast portion of the map. Showdown! Guy turns into a dragon. Stop the presses, someone actually gained speed BONK Whomped A great level for Lowen BUT NO FUCKING SPEED ASJGANHIJGHAEIGTF This is why you just fucking steamroll this chapter. It's a One-Hit KO!What the fuck! Rebecca and Guy take out the last couple of enemies with relative ease. Literally no one left. Didn't I kill you or some guy with your mug at least 5 times moar in a few Edited January 5, 2014 by phobia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted January 5, 2014 Author Share Posted January 5, 2014 (edited) [spoiler=eliwood normal mode lol] I took literally no damage and stood next to a healer for the entire chapter, so yes. R00d af. Finally, Merlinus! Bench'd. Uhhh, sure, why not? I mean, I know exactly how to do this chapter, and it's also an identical map of an FE6 chapter, but, sure! Hannah is so much better than Nils at auguries.I have Hector and Bartre the Beautiful. Wink wink nudge nudge. Actually, I had forgotten about this part. This gets fairly annoying fairly quickly, I believe, because of the rush to get Priscilla and Erk as well as to kill the boss. What about the Wolf Beil? With all the fucking lance-cavs around? Right, enough nonsense. Onto the chapter. Bringing Merlinus because he's actually an absolute TANK in later chapters (I'm talking like 20's and 30's) and it's best to level him up as quickly as possible. Also, he can't actually die, so why not!? Of course you can come, this isn't FE6! Rebecca starts off by setting the pace for what will undoubtedly be a good chapter. For people who don't suck balls, anyway Kill the things. Huh, Erk nuked a cav and I recruited him on turn 2. Erk nukes another cav. It's not a war, yet; more like a little skirmish for my units Serra's early-game heals are pathetic. HectorHectorHector. Fuck. I forgot to bolt for the village. Erk's impressive speed growth proves to be impressive. BARTRE ONLY LIVE ONCEBARTRE SMASH No speed! Yeesh, hopefully the rain lets up soon. That's almost useful. I sure hope they prioritize my units over villages. Can pirates smash villages in FE7? I'm fairly certain. Hector gets an awesome level! A little too late but the Pirate attacked Lowen. this one had perfect timing! Hey, at least he can live longer. Hannah was right. I totally forgot he moves. This silver lance in Eliwood's face is gonna hurt. Meanwhile Guy gains a familiarly good level. Chip-in! YOLO Who needs savestates? Eliwood gains a perfectly acceptable level. Rebecca gets more speed! Hector doesn't need speed, he's fucking Hector. Sending in the clean-up crew, Eliwood gains another OK level. So brutal! I bought a couple things. He tried to run away. Get back here, you. and that's all she wrote, folks. Edited January 5, 2014 by phobia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Your lack of speed is hilarious. Good show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 5 skill Eliwood, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted January 5, 2014 Author Share Posted January 5, 2014 (edited) [spoiler=FLORINA'S BACK] Hector sounds like a Pokemon. Merlinus hangs out around here, which is a bit annoying. Keepin' dat funds rank up. There are actually a total of like 5 new companions... If Oswin could move, maybe. Why magic? The boss has the same def as res. See? Silly Hannah. YESSSSSSS<33333 Or maybe he starts there? Maybe the other place in Hector mode. Of course. *jaw drops* Florina almost literally just became my best unit Disappointed! Can he do it? Can he finally gain speed? Fuck no! Loliwood, what are you stabbing? Glad to have you back, friend. Wouldn't want to waste that precious Mani Katti. At least you have high speed... Officially benched. Conclusion: Male Mages suck. Oh boy, a new toy for Florina A really weird level for Lyn. "How do I dodge" -Sain Jesus, Matthew really wants a spot over Legault. Lowen's still good for some things. ..or not Dem fundz. FLORINA!!!! Oh, fuck Unbelievable stroke of luck that Lyn of all people has just enough Aid to carry this girl and her unicorn to safety Learn something, Lowen. But not from that level. It sucks. (although Hector has ballin' strength for level 7, I believe) Hey, more heal points is more heal points. This fucker thought he could sneak up on Kent and Wil. Stabbed as fuck Beil'd. Toasty! Only a few left! Look at all those fucking double digits. She needs a body ring. She's way better than Lowen, lol. Fuck your weapon triangle! P-P-P-P-P-P-P-POWER!!!!! L-L-L-L-L-L-Loser. edit: did he just get past base skill Still not doubling myrms. Well. RIP Guy. Oh, great. These guys. May rival Florina for MVP. Definitely. ...lol I stand corrected! YOU SHALL NOT PASS i didn't let you fight him! Edited January 5, 2014 by phobia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 this LP is great lol dat Rebecca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted January 6, 2014 Author Share Posted January 6, 2014 [spoiler=more chapters today because I'm behind and bored!] I get two more of my favorite units here! So i'm ditching bitches I don't need. Fuck that, Florina's coming And a thief is not needed for anything besides a door, fun fact. 5 use chest keys rock. You mean the one that's better than Serra? Sure! The one time Magic will be more effective. From all the fighting they-- I mean we-- did? Same goes for you, actually. Fatality. GTFO. Fucking hell, Lowen This one's for you, Hannah! Sure, obviously important plot character who is recruit-able by the enemy army. I will let you out of this cell and into the open! Team Blocket blast off with a speed of around four of five! If you want to be picked over Dart you better learn how to stay alive! Oswin, that's right! Yuri Supports Fuck you, Lowen. Hey, free stuff. My love. The ol' one-two. FLORINA does seven damage to this Armor Knight. Seven. GTFO x2 Yaoi Supports! Huh, wonder what it is now. dang. No! I had faith in you! Florina proves her excellence yet again. Doing almost as much damage as Hector with a fucking SLIM LANCE. Hannah said not to bring you, lmao Cool. I-- wait speed SPEEDLOWEN GOT SPEEDFUCKKKKK YES let's go back to chapter 11 and double some fucking brigands!!!!!! Florina on the other hand isn't surprising me anymore. BTW, let's compare her stats to Hector's- I gave Rath the mother fucking Lyn mode energy drop, didn't I? Hector doesn't give a fuck, though. Hector is clearly not as good as Florina. Case closed. Hey thanks, maybe Raven can use that in like eight chapters. RES FOR DAYS PUNY HUMAN. So yay, got Lucius and Raven. Welcome back, bro<3 This guy is gonna be pretty annoying for those Soldiers. that's priscilla's stairwell! Yes, come end your life on my lance. Fucking weird level, btw. Res for Oswin. Guy turns into a tornado so Priscilla can sit on the stairs and stop the Shamans from coming out. Let me tell you, guy is the fastest person on my team by like 3 or 4 points and he's a lower level than most. What? Okay. Time to mop the floor. Florina OHKOs this knight. Florina OHKOs. This knight. Crits for days. No! Ugh. Wimpy fucking boss. Why no speed. But res. Cool, Oswin will like that. Merlinus will like that. Eliwood will like that idk. skip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted January 7, 2014 Author Share Posted January 7, 2014 (edited) Sorry about no upload yesterday, planning on do two or three tonight~ edit: i meant tomorrow night <_< Edited January 8, 2014 by phobia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 (edited) Dumb bandit, you're holding the icicle wrong! The pointy end stabs down! OH COME ON Edited January 8, 2014 by Klok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted January 9, 2014 Author Share Posted January 9, 2014 I sure hope imgur doesn't start pruning pictures (like, ever) otherwise this thread will be completely useless! [spoiler=whoops]Apparently I didn't save a state last time I played, so i ended up near the end of the last chapter. I'll just, y'know, redo that. http://imgur.com/a/kI4KJ Okay, onto the more important stuff. [spoiler=oh shit this gaiden] Oooh, a sidequest. Oh no... Oh, nonono... :O...! Hmm, who to take? Mmkay, good to go. HEY LUCIUS! Does Damian even spawn in ENM? No, thanks. ANNA!!! <3 CANAS!!! <3 LYN!!! <3 Fuck this guy. Lol these pirates are totes blind. Mooncalves, what Alright, yolo Whooo. What COME ON RAVEN, USE THAT TELEKINESIS! stabbbbbing So hector died and I got this considerably better level Hector -_- Somehow I fucking survived this bull shit Gee thanks Everyone's favorite trap gets a great level again! Florina's strength THOUGH Moar! Totally rekt. What else is left? Gonna do some arena spam, levels will be edited into post (in an imgur album) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronman5 Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Phobia ur so funny it's great ur playing fe7 it's as funny and good as ur fe8 play through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted January 9, 2014 Author Share Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) Rebecca turned out pretty well, no complaints from me. Canas did decent, wish he got some more magic, though. Raven scared me half to death and ruined my night, but after I fixed it he turned out to be a bit squishy but a really hard hitter. [spoiler=some shit i fixed]But what the fuck, apparently you can't cancel an attack as you fucking land before you double, so Raven fucking died and I don't even care. I'm not doing all that shit again. RIP Raven. I'll see if I can like, make that not happen tomorrow (any suggestions <_<?) I savestated literally right before this animation started (by accident, meant to load it because I knew he had a shit chance to live) then reloaded it and mashed my B button, to no avail. Some supports and Priscilla-staffbot levels are thrown in but they're all listed in order... But that really pissed me off. If I can't fix it then RIP Raven. Gonna try some desperate things in nightmare and then inevitably give up and use Harken Edit: That was easy, I just made the Shaman skill cap at 0 so he missed :x NOW I PROMISE I'LL NEVER CHEAT AGAIN BUT RAVEN I MISSED YOU This is all I did for Eliwood: And then I gave up and talked to Fargus. Edited January 9, 2014 by phobia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted January 9, 2014 Author Share Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) [spoiler=this is a lot harder on HHM]Lol, one tactics star! aka pile of shit ayyy there it is Unfortunately there was no room for Matthew, so I didn't grab the Speedwings! Aw, Guy, come on. Wimp. If you weren't doing so great I'd maybe be angry! Watch as Luscious Lucius dodges these 81s And gets a rather baller level But you need some strength! This is how you get away with not arenabusing Lucius The fruits of my labor. Bought some shit. Put Raven right to work on dat axe Typical Lucius level! Welcome to the club. sliiiiiiide to the left everybody clap your hands *clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap* I can haz my tactics stars back? Edited January 9, 2014 by phobia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted January 9, 2014 Author Share Posted January 9, 2014 [spoiler=Fog of wat]this is that chapter with Dart (fuck you Bartre) and that other flying bitch who no one would use if they had this florina Niime wouldn't be complaining! That's right, back to work. And that is something I will indeed be doing. Uhhh, not sure what that means. Why would I not take Florina? Duh. HELLO FRIEND!! TANK THINGS GO But Guy! Some much needed defense for Raven. If only I could promote more than one Thief. no dont fucking run away ZAPPED Thanx Canas Canas's Heal casts are infused with somatropin. No idea why this Longsword is so ineffective at being effective. FEED ME MORE PUNY HUMANS Heyyyy!!!! Double digits! Lucius got some Res, who would've thunk it Oswin pls, don't be an Oslose. Hawk versus Raven! KACAW! The little bitch ran away Lyn doesn't appreciate your running. Oh, thanks! #Uhai2k14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronman5 Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 I like florina more lol than her sisters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted January 10, 2014 Author Share Posted January 10, 2014 (edited) [spoiler=imprisoner of magic] free experience ayy Lucius might just be a liability, no? THICK Lol that's a bit ironic I dunno what she means here, unless she does mean Kishuna. cool but #NINIWOOD hectrina? Oh shit merlinus isn't happy whoa, I never realized how high her luck was Priscilla gets some magic, finally! lyn with the OHKO speaking of... Hector is master thwomp idk who else Raven even supports (aside from Lucius who he also has like a C with) so w/e Why does Renault look so cool when he's so terrible? Oh, this fucker Too much red for red haired raven Blueish-greens have more fun Sure, whatever Your magic seal means nothing to me! lmao her str just tied her speed Dart breh. Florina enjoying shoving her str in my face operation: save merlinus obligatory 69 giggle Dart missed and Lyn critted. Fuck yeah, Lyn. Rebecca and Eliwood chipped in, then Eliwood got rescued by Priscilla And hector ftw. Bolting* Why no mag, canas (dem balanced stats) Oh, shit You were screwed as soon as kishuna walked in, bro. Sweg. Js average florina makes 16 str at 20/5 I'm pretty certain Guy and Priscilla are a few levels behind though, lol Edited January 10, 2014 by phobia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted January 10, 2014 Author Share Posted January 10, 2014 [spoiler=dragon's gayte] I don't see no fuckin' dragons. Matthew has to loot things though! aka Canas' bitch level He's lucky I had an extra spot. whee. Woah, res for raven. T_T Is it over? No idea who this cool-ass ninja on the right is. when the fuck did this guy even get here Had to pull out some MLG tactics to get as many cavs as possible when hector missed Cameron with a 70 something iron axe You haven't even maxed Speed yet, Lyn. You're just fucking terrible. lyn is still 2fast4u. I don't want this bitchass annoying Matthew. Get some more hit, Hector. You go, girl. the fucking speed though? Bro. Do you even lift. Canas, I got something for you two archers and two hand axe fighters in the room below. YOLO. Just in case 76 isn't enough. (i missed on the second shot lol) The first time someone actually noticed they were bleeding after taking a couple arrows to the chest but why? Legault making my job easier. Florina makes sure no stat gets left behind. Ooh, killem. Str now Florina's highest non-luck/hp. not yet. Get back here with that Guiding Ring. Yolo BETCH Dart gets a cray level (which includes Res somehow!) Toys for everybody! but why so mad breh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted January 11, 2014 Author Share Posted January 11, 2014 [spoiler=this chapter doe] Hey it's the two kids with the most abusable skills ever Put a fucking sock in it. I don't think I even have a torch staff. Uh, why? There are poison weapons but it's not like they hit. I quite like this chapter. Boss hangs out over here. Leggo my Leggo I decided Dart/Lucius/Guy/Oswin need levels more than Hector, Lyn, and Florina. Obligatory promoted units. Last thing I'll use Matt for. *hits start* This is it, the most abusable thing in the game. #based Legault Do you mean blue eyes and emerald hair? cause if so i'm ur gurl Lucius looks so fucking done. How about this level, eh? HAND AXE GO Er, way to level your lowest stat all your crits are belong to legault Maybe if Lowen didn't suck. Florina... :D Everybody loves Res! Aw gosh, thanks! I'll call you when I see the point of these things existing. I DONT THINK I HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY Guy needs this. And this! barrierspam lgi Ballista is cool! K so, time to abuse Ninis's Grace and get some easy levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Hey light runes saved my butt in my tier1 run. They do have as purpose besides cluttering your storage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Hey light runes saved my butt in my tier1 run. They do have as purpose besides cluttering your storage! Helping your Funds rank? Phobia, are you promoting at Lv. 20, or earlier? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted January 11, 2014 Author Share Posted January 11, 2014 (edited) Lucius didn't cap anything which kinda pissed me off, but he came damn near close in three stats. No defense though, the promo bonus was great for that. Now I get to spam Barriers off of his awesome staff level (also Ninian got strength...)! He actually gained a defense level when I was spamming Barrier to get to B staves. Oswin capped defense as expected, and got in a couple of res and speed levels near the end. Oswin was a bitch to train; he only needed a few levels, but his arena foes were 90% Brigands and Wyvern Riders with silver weapons who doubled with 15+ damage. I had to farm a while for slow Mages that I could two-shot. Promo bonus was cool. Guy rammed his speed and skill caps in the ass very quickly, but couldn't manage to do anything with his strength or defenses (his HP is nice, though). If any Energy Rings remain, he'll be getting them. Promoted him over Dart with the Hero Crest because he needed all the help he could get with that shit strength. The arena for Guy was the polar opposite of Oswin's; while Oswin was banking on two-shotting mages with 80% hits, Guy was banking on dodging 40% hits from others and hitting everyone with a minimum of 5 100% hits that did 6 damage each. Dart capped strength. Everything with a lance was destroyed, half of the things with a sword were destroyed. Hilarious dodgefests with other Pirates/Fighters. [spoiler=end of chapter] But not for me. Oh, that's why the victory music wasn't playing. Stole the Crest and just murdered with Canas. "I haven't battled since our last arena chapter!" Also no, I don't give a damn if the game is easy without grinding, I have the patience! Edited January 11, 2014 by phobia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted January 11, 2014 Author Share Posted January 11, 2014 (edited) Helping your Funds rank? Phobia, are you promoting at Lv. 20, or earlier? Only ever at 20! Hey light runes saved my butt in my tier1 run. They do have as purpose besides cluttering your storage! I never bothered to use them :/ [spoiler=current team] Fuck you, Eliwood. Get some speed and then we can talk. It's been an honor to have you on my team, Lady Lyndis! Cute and deadly. Staffbot for days, has really shitty magic but decent other stats, and A in staves. Fast and hits like a train, has almost a B in axes. The THWOMP himself. Look at those physical defenses. Stats are balanced as fuck, but I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not Has Luna. Mid C in staff. Fast as fuck and dodges everything ever, but where is your strength? Highest Str on my team. Knights just cower in fear. Master of magekilling! CoolerThanMatthew/10 Her strength. It's 6 away from max, and she has 22 levels to go. and she's kawaii as fuck How did you get strength. You might catch up to Priscilla and Guy. Edited January 11, 2014 by phobia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted January 12, 2014 Author Share Posted January 12, 2014 i would love if more of those 1400 views were replies <_< Here's where I get my last two (I think? Can't think of anyone else I planned to use) party members: Heath and Rath. So, I quite like this chapter. It's fairly easy, too. Wake the fuck up! I hate how he didn't get his HP back from when he changed classes. Hey, buddy! Money! Hey, other buddy! Guy just hates being seen. Legault becomes even harder to kill! RATH IS IN THE HOUSE Niniwood~ Heath pls! Don't kill Legault! I fucking should, but no. Fuck outta here. Thanks whatever the Paladin's name is Aw where is the strength! Ffs I had to restart that phase so I could get the 10k gold, so this is how it went down. Got this instead GUY, STOP ATTACKING GHOSTS MO'SNIPE PUNY ARCHER Ye. #luna THE WRATH OF THE KUTOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Lol this guy is fucked! Strength all day. Damn right. Easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N7隊長ジョン Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Your Rath has 14 Str at level 11? :O Did you give him that Energy Ring? Also, I know how you feel about that view count Phobia >< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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