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Notice how everyone except Merlinus has a person shown on the map sprite? The moving storage is actually remote controlled. A robot drives it. :awesome:

Ch 14x: Oasis Battle With Dragon Girls Dessert

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Arcadia had no villagers and no dragon girls, so we loot it instead.

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Pfft, they lack WOMANPOWER! Dorothy could open puny altars with her bare hands.
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Ah, that's right! I recall overhearing old man Eliwood saying stuff about Athos and this desert. I thought he was just a sick lunatic.
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Good for him to have the foresight to hide such precious treasure.
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So he's dead now... :mellow: I will preserve Arcadia for sure. Can't make Sophia sad now, eh?
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Lava floors, poison gases, and now sinking floors? Stop trolling us in your graves, Eight Legends!

[Turn 1]
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The villain of this episode is Oates, some old fart whose so senile that he can't stay awake.

Should still be careful though. I don't want him or his generic sage buddy zapping any girl.
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Too bad Milady can cross your attack range in one flight, suckers!
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Definition of insanity: trying the same thing repeatedly and expecting a different result.

[Turn 2]
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Air Force Miniskirt can ferry people across danger zones and clear the landing zone at the same time by passing passengers to each other. So stronk. So proud.

[Turn 3]
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Magic good

[Turn 4]
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Sophia collecting quintessences to become the very best soon.
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That looks good at all, but... of all the girls, Sue was one I least expected to fall behind on speed...

[Turn 5]
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Raptor Terminator getting sh*t done for the sake of girls' safety.
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SHE'LL BE BACK
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Tate showing us whose sister she is.
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Operation: Lightning Royd. Using enemies' uncontrollable drive to attack me, I will tank the bolting of death with my hair for the sake of all my girls!
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WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!! This is gonna hurt.
Hooold on a sec. Who's that young green-haired fellow? Leaving all the dirty work to your pet, Oates?
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Operation success! I survive with the power of all the girls' love!

[Turn 6]
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Show yourself, true Oates!
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So that was the boss? ... I see. Oates is too old and blind, so he secretly makes his apprentice do everything. What a wuss.
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At least it's speed

[Turn 7]
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Almost the luckiest level possible

[Turn 8]
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That ring was totally worth it.

[Turn 9]
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Skill good. She will have reliable accuracy soonTM.

That was it? Oates ran away... Whatever, he will die soon by himself anyway.
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More convenient anti-theft mechanisms that only our brigade can unlock. It's almost as if we are the protagonists.
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Lilina gains the power of nuclear fusion! Energy crisis in Elibe solved!

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Roy the great just saved your village for Sophia's sake. Thank her.
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Elder? Good, I was looking for you. Send me some dragon girls as tribute.
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Hi! (Uooooo, a dragon girl!!! SO CUTE. :wub:)
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She may be too young right now, but I can wait! I think?
... Fae's not alone though. Bern has some ugly dragons on their side.
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Zephiel confirmed dirty haxor
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Oh hello, tan blonde woman. What's special with Sophia anyway?
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:wtf: A dragon girl was right beside me all along!
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So basically evil dragons corrupted by Zephiel's massive electric schwarz and noxious body odour.
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Welcome aboard the hype partay, Igrene!
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She will be safe under my care! She can be my sister! If Fae calls me onii-san~, nobody would suspect anything strange about her!
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Good girl~

 

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A laughably easy chapter after desert SANDSTORMS and swimming pool of BOLTINGS. So easy that I gave Wendy her last chance to prove herself.

Ch 15: We lost Fae!

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Uuuh uh, s-s-so I was leaving behind cookie crumbs for Fae to follow. Then suddenly, Dorothy, Echidna, and Milady found and emptied my cookie jar in one sitting. There's no way Fae got lost right? She can probably smell us or something. hahahaha...

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haaaa... :sweatdrop:
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Perceval's razor-sharp glare was probably enough to make that scrub Roartz wet his pants.
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Hmm, I see. Looks like we don't have to fight this guy. His prince is with us, nagging me every chapter about EXP rank!
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Beard general please. Stop raising death flags.
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because I clearly planned this and I make no "fault"! We're just taking a detour to murder some scrubs for EXP and say hi to Perceval—the only living man I respect. Everything's in control.
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Especially Narcian, I bet he's an unscrupulous lolicon.
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So that's why Fae looks like a little adorable girl... but I don't care! I will consider her as my little sister no matter what she actually looks like.

[Turn 1]
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Dat speed and skill. Mucho scrub. Fae, we got this!
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Whatever

[Turn 2]
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So Lalum isn't just a random chick on the street? That's a surprise because
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#HeiressGoneWild
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Bring out the trump card, Lalum!
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We also have his hair, nail clippings, used clothes, and-!
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... Yeah, that was too easy. No fingerprints? Genetic tests? He may be badass but very gullible.
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You've been reading too much manga, Lalum.
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This rescue mission is so easy that I am gonna bring out the Wendy!
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Don't worry. Unlike priests, Elen the bishop can actually use this to blow people up.

[Turn 3]
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No girls were harmed during this scene.
I am serious! Why would I, the ally of all girls, harm girls? After disabling the horse, we just took the girl in "custody."
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Only enemy brigands and pirates can sack villages, silly. Didn't you learn that in school? No wonder you resort to crime for livelihood.
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Nicer than your average generic bandit.
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Like this mass-produced Beaver-class bandit.
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Thank goodness for speed. Looks like Sue remembered that she's supposed to be a fragile speedster.

[Turn 4]
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Two digits of skill! Maybe they will hit stuff reliably? nope
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It would be nice if I could. Unfortunately, I am not into men.
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It's because Prince Mi-. Ok, I'll shut up.
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Fir top-tier frontline tank

[Turn 5]
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She's working on the right stats.
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Bringing Sophia to rescue Fae was a good idea.

[Turn 6]
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This girl is armed and ready to Fire. Take her seriously!
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Sounds like certain anarcho-communist thief in the brigade...
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Try facing one of Bern's evil manaketes for some real hot air, buddy.
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What a brave idiot. Have you looked at your skill, speed, resistance, and steel axe?
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So that's how Lilina is a walking nuclear fusion bomb. Her infinitely positive force of optimism! SPIRAL ENERGY
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Wait. Waaait. Don't tell me another male dead weight to lug around!
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... Dammit. Go make yourself useful by NOT pillaging that village and doing some shopping.
(Bought some tomes for all 3 magics)

 

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After an interview with Wendy, we decide to give the most 1337 female knight a well-deserved retirement.

Ch 15.2: Fae officially joins!

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[Turn 7]
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:facepalm: Just when I thought you were becoming reliable...

[Turn 8]
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Elen, I don't remember you having vulneraries?!
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It's her habit from the days when she was merely everyone's heal bitch—the lowest in harem hierarchy.
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Perhaps she feels sorry for eloping with Guinivere without telling Milady? Hmmm (C Support)

[Turn 9]
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Just for kicks and giggles (95 avoid with that support and mountain!)
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That's our question to you. Elen's just a flying nun who likes picnicking on mountains!
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zzz

[Turn 10]
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Translation: YES MY LORD, MORE EXP IS ON THE WAY!
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Lilina: :blink:
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I am SURE without that 11-ton armor weighing you down, you would become an unstoppable juggernaut of a mercenary or soldier. Have you considered that?
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Looks like we can't talk sense into her, Lilina.
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That... explains... EVERYTHING! (C Support)

[Turn 11]
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After a couple chapters of neglect, Clarine is working hard for my attention!

[Turn 12]
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Lalum is training her sword arm. Wait no, wrong game.
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Sophia? Speed? MIRACLE
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Isn't it obvious? You saw how CUTE she is. We just want to glomp her!
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Keep up that speed training.

[Turn 13]
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BROest Echidna
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From now on, Wendy will forever remain on the bench as the most 1337 knight of Ostia, pursuing her dream of being just like her brother.
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F*ckin Merlinus. Making Fae cry? Get out!
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:facepalm: Merlinus FaceTM knows no boundary
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:mellow:
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This is what happens when you don't follow onii-chan closely, okay?
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Just giving excuses to take her with me.
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Merlinus Face the party pooper extraordinaire
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Good girl :^_^:
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Wendy the 1337 knight needs no crest, pfft.

Perhaps I should reward :Sophia: with a speedwing for being incredibly skill-blessed.

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Oh shush, despite his obsession with girls, Roy does respect some men like Marcus the War God and Perceval!

LOOOONG chapter of Lalum's father, Milady's brother, fishy man-mage-prostitute-beggar, 10 chests, and many many dialogues including 3 supports

Ch 16: Narcian, the Enemy of Women, Finally Cornered!

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An example of what a man could do for the brigade: PR management

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"Ensure he receives every bit of my asslicking!"
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lol... Either Murdock's a ninja general or Narcian must be blind to not see someone with 5 move walking up to him.
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Welp, generic pegasus knights with piss poor strength stood no chance against this guy's defense.
The brigade shall save Ilia next. For Shanna and Tate's sakes! And hopefully MORE GIRLS!
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Strike 1!
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Strike 2!
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Strike 3!
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Lies. You are still alive because you never faced us yourself.
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OUT!
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Finally! Time for sweet revenge! The Enemy of All Girls will die today!
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That plan has a hole huge enough to fit Merlinus. It doesn't change the fact that you will still DIE soon.

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Douglas is not amused by this dangerously intimate pair of old men.
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That sounded disturbingly a lot like a married couple arguing.
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"Because they'd NEVER send scrubs like us to hopeless defense missions!"
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As if Zephiel the psycho dragon cultist would give any damn about that.
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Perceval's senpai and Lalum's dad also pretty respectable.
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"Roartz-kuuun~ Wait for me~~~~"
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Oh you bet. Old gay men give me the creeps. Their gross intimacy is inappropriate for the brigade's innocent eyes.

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You now owe me a bunch of exp and house/village items though.
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:Fa: Really?
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Nah, Nowi I am gonna do that to Fae.
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Unfortunately, most of them are mindless goons with generic faces who wouldn't understand a word.

[Turn 1]
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It did look good as a piece of modern art... but I couldn't dare eat it. I have an army to lead.
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I can confirm that. :smug:
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She somehow IS a hero, you know.
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For example, how is she a female hero? Was she the only female mercenary or fighter in whole Elibe before promotion? Did she somehow promote from myrmidon to hero? Mystery thickens! (B support)
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pfft bolting
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With this, Sophia can DOUBLE (GASP) for the first time in her life! vs. thwomps...
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Gale is having none of Narcian's bullsh*t as he's one of few sane people in Bern's army. I have no idea why he likes to cover half of his eyes though. Doesn't look that practical for combat.
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So these guys will follow Milady. Pity both of them are men. More wyvern HAX is never bad.

[Turn 2]
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You make your comrades proud.
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Dem bishops and their shady drugs. Dammit.
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A RED GEM for the glory of communism!
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Fae's true form...!

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She's still cute, especially the way she puffs her feathers before breathing her holy gas(?). :wub:
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Oh here we go again. Now bishops are hurling urine bombs at Cath.

[Turn 3]
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Sophia, I know I once pleaded you to get some skill, but you are kiiinda going overboard now...

[Turn 5]
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Suddenly a male prostitute. WTF?
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Oh he's just a beggar, phew.
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Wait no, that's not what I meant to do!
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This guy is super fishy. Why did I do this?!
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Shanna's guide to how to reconcile with sisters: yell "I love you" in her face
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I think I am onto Shanna's plan. Yuri Sisters are the best!
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Come on Tate. Play along and just say what you truly feel!
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HNNNG THIS SISTERLY LOVE
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:P: Oh Shanna, you clever little brat. I like her even more now! (A support)

[Turn 7]
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Cath packing some serious muscles these days.
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This kind of level is nothing special for Fae.
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Lalum is on the other side, so Douglas is tranquilized.
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Oh please, not the LUCKIEST level again!

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How do Fire Emblem thrones work? It's a mystery.

Ch 16.2: Narcian on a Wyvern on a Throne

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[Turn 8]
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Sophia reminiscent of Lilina's mage days... except even when Lilina unskillfully threw them, Fireballs were stupidly accurate.
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Meh
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DOROZI SMASH PUNY SNIPERS THROUGH WALLS
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More red gems for the communist spirit!

[Turn 9]
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Yay

[Turn 10]
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Fusion Bomb Lilina: now with long-distance ballistic missiles!
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Clarine so slow

[Turn 11]
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NO BRAKES ON THE MILADINATOR
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And just when there was only Narcian, Zeiss, and Douglas left, asshole reinforcementsMORE EXP. They are all so eager to feed us!

[Turn 12]
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Meh

[Turn 13]
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More teleportations!
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⑨ x2 STRONGEST level, slightly better than the LUCKIEST level
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Of course, everything but speed and defense

[Turn 14]
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Uuuuh, crap. That merc can kill Hugh in one round. Good thing I got Rescue a turn ago. Pegasus express delivery!
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I WAS DOING THIS TO SHOW OFF YOU KNOW. MY FACE > SILVER AXE! HAHAHA

[Turn 15]
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Enemies fighting each other? Who thought that would be a good idea? Think of all the EXP going down the drain!
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Of course she would leave Bern to join the miniskirt brigade. Sex ratio in Bern's army is atrocious!
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The insane man with middle schooler syndrome that is going to sell humanity to kiss dragons' asses?
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"That yuri is infinitely better than sausage-fest in Bern!"
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... I'll be lenient today because it's Milady's little brother.
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Go back to sleep now that the face tanking demonstration is over.

[Turn 17]
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Hugh rescued! I did it for his "sick" grandmother. Old women are still women! :V
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So you see them too, Fae ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Glad I wasn't the only one.
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Wait, so exactly how old are you two?! Not that I'd mind.
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And when would that be...
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I FEEL THE DIABEETUS (C support)
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Only stats DOROZI is interested in

[Turn 18]
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Echidna being reliable, Lalum pushing her luck, Sophia being Dark Lilina

[Turn 20]
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... This was NOT worth spending 20 million turns for!

[Turn 21]
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You don't even need proofs to believe your cute daughter's words right?
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Ah... So Lalum was a girl on a mission. She didn't just go wild on a whim.
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And she actually IS from the streets... Douglas adopted her to give her a better life. RESPECT
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Oh jeez, fine. You could at least stop trying to stick silver axe into everyone! Like how you aren't attacking Lalum.
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Not gonna let that happen! One too many of the girls' fathers died already. :Hector:
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Yeah right... I ordered Lalum to talk to you. She didn't walk over there on her own accord you know.
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You are a wonderful dad, but now I really think you are intentionally setting all those death flags because you WANT to die. Good thing Tate with slim sword can keep you occupied with zero chance of death!

[Turn 22]
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WTF. Is this guy seriously sitting on a wyvern sitting on a throne? You could say he literally wants to look down on the world.
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Strong? You never actually fought anyone. Brilliant? All your plans so far failed.
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Beautiful? Ask Clarine.
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Well that was anti-climactic. I guess he really is a nobody.

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Nah, we go save Ilia now. Adieu!
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Change of plans! We go loot first! Maybe we'll even find Elimine's tome.
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Sticking your nose into another family's problems is never a good idea.
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Yeah, got bigger problems like Zefail to tackle first.

 

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