Tamanoir Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Wait... Legault = Eubans. Eubans is Heath's Boss Legault is Heath's lover. It all makes sense now ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 MIND BLOWN. Heath must now be used to make the bromance happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 29, 2014 Author Share Posted January 29, 2014 (edited) Sorry for the delay folks! Here's Part 2 of Chapter 20. Judging from the screenshots of the next chapters, this will likely be the only 2-parter, so at least there's that. On the last episode of FE7: THWOMP, we finally killed Darin and are proceeding to wait around in front of the Dragon's Gate to build supports! Elidad is probably fine... Chapter 20 Part 2: Supports and Plot (a.k.a the Boring Non-Thwomp Parts) Support polyhedral formation go! Good lord Horsethwomp is boring Everyone's dead, and what are these 'manners' you speak of? Uh oh Please no we're 100 screenshots in and I don't wanna restart the chapter I have a bad feeling NOOO NOT THE SIMPLE HONEST CHILDREN Look at Elithwomp he's even got his eyes closed in disgust (or maybe he's just imagining it...) That logic is unbeatable And the logic is beaten Oh no, Elithwomp's imagining it Imouto Thwomp is very hesitant on this one Why are you moving closer Oh no Imouto Thwomp playing dumb, smart move Oh god Oh get a room Imouto Thwomp wants to say no so bad Lord Thwomp can handle the non-existent enemies by himself Well, you've probably gone a lot farther than your assigned "duty", huehuehue~ Wow Lord Thwomp, don't be such a homophobe Osthwomp certainly doesn't mind staring into your eyes all day~ If only there was one I'm sure he does a lot more than that~ That logic is unbeatable v2 I like that attitude baby, huehuehue~ Sex Thwomp the smooth operator Sex Thwomp also appears to be easily pleasured Oh god "They all break when I pierce them with my lance" best pickup line 10/10 DORCAS 2 KOOL FOR ARMOUR (or speed) Monocle = punk, I've been lied to by social media my entire life AVADA KEDAVRA Monosyllables too difficult for Bartre That logic is unbeatable v3 TRUE THWOMP, IT BRINGS A TEAR TO MY EYES now if only you could stop gaining speed oh god, it burns :( One of these text bubbles is not like the other It definitely doesn't have anything to do with her lack of pupils "You can't see him, but he's right here in my back pocket!" Well, we could just throw people in front of him until his Killing Edge breaks Wait, weren't you just threatening us with him, and now you're sending him away...? Oh no, please not the SPECIAL SHOW OH NO IT'S THE BLACK AND RED SQUIGGLES OF DOOM Oh it's that kind of special show Sappy mind-control break cliche inbound Ephidel is as good as stopping children as he is at assassinating old men Ephidel also frequently forgets he can teleport Lord Thwomp quick on the uptake as usual Yeah, because they're just going to follow you. I see where Ephidel gets it from ELIDAD PULLING A JAFFAR SURPRISE BUTTSEX GO no Elidad, NOT AFTER WE'VE COME ALL THIS WAY ELIDAAAAAD Hope you guys enjoyed, I'll be posting a unit analysis later tonight, so look forward to that ;) Edited January 30, 2014 by burgerkong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 29, 2014 Author Share Posted January 29, 2014 (edited) · Hidden by eCut, January 29, 2014 - No reason given Hidden by eCut, January 29, 2014 - No reason given Whoops, I double-posted the chapter twice. I guess I'll edit in the character analysis here when I'm done :P Edited January 29, 2014 by burgerkong Link to comment
ZemZem Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 lustful troubadour THWOMP YOUR WAY THROUGH DESERT KONG Keep it up, bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 30, 2014 Author Share Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) lustful troubadour THWOMP YOUR WAY THROUGH DESERT KONG Keep it up, bro! Of course you of all people would comment on Priscilla in a THWOMP RUN And I agree, I dunno what you see in her. She's such a hoar, but maybe you're into that kind of thing huehuehue~ But in all seriousness, I appreciate it dude, and I'll do my best ;) Edited January 30, 2014 by burgerkong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Of course you of all people would comment on Priscilla in a THWOMP RUN And I agree, I dunno what you see in her. She's such a hoar, but maybe you're into that kind of thing huehuehue~ But in all seriousness, I appreciate it dude, and I'll do my best ;) Because Priscilla is amazing <3 But this isn't about me. :P Haha, you're doing great. I can't wait to see who'll be in the final chapter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 30, 2014 Author Share Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) Here's my THWOMP UNIT ANALYSIS! Only slightly behind schedule :3 DA THWOMP TEAM (As of Chapter 20) Glowing green stats in both the right places, below average Res. Lord Thwomp, you have served me well. Str (+1.6), Spd (+2.35), Luck (+1.3), Def (+3) HP (-3.1), Skill (-2.55), Res (-2.75) Elithwomp, went from garbage to completely mediocre. Still a bro Str (+2.6), Speed (+2.2), Def (+0.4) HP (-0.6), Luck (-0.4), Res (-0.55) Went from super-blessed to SUPER UNTHWOMP >:( If having such super-lame supports wasn't bad enough... Skill (+0.9), Speed (+2.9), Luck (+3), Res (+2.6) HP (-2.3), Str (-0.1), Def (-0.2) Bartre, why do you HAVE ALL THE SPEED >:( Spd (+6.2 WTF @!(&$!(&) HP (-1.2), Str (-1), Skill (-0.2), Luck (-0.6), Def (-0.6), Res (-2) BARTRE'S SPEED GROWTH = 11 SPD in 12 LEVELS = 91.67% WTF @*$&!*)$&!)%!)* My most thwomp unit compared to his averages WHY MUST THIS BE Str (+3.2), Skill (+0.8), Luck (+3.8), Def (+1) HP (-2.4), Speed (-1.6), Res (-1.2) SEX THWOMP TOO SEXY Actually average in everything but HP and Defense HP (+1.8), Skill (+0.1), Speed (+0.4), Luck (+0.1), Def (+2.2), Res (+0.2) Str (-0.4) IMOUTO THWOMP Not gonna bother comparing his averages since Serenes only has his Normal Mode stats, so he'd be like +2 above average in everything except Luck. Priscilla would know about onii-chan's "above-averageness", huehuehue~ Monocle Thwomp Nothing special right now, but that Luna. And he has a monocle, that impeccable fashion sense must count for something... Mag (+0.2), Spd (+1.6), Def (+1) HP (-1.8), Skill (-1.6), Res (-0.8) Oh baby. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS OSTHWOMP Oh yessssss... Look at that lance now, it's longer and harder than ever before Things are going to get penetrated, holes will be torn asunder! OSTHWOMP BABY Good lord, the blessage HP (+2.1), Skill (+2.7), Speed (+2.7), Def (+0.95), Res (+0.7) Str (-1.4), Luck (-0.85) General trends: Everyone has above average Speed except for Sain and Dorcas. Defense ranges from average to above average. Honestly, this run isn't very thwomp, and having played ahead quite a few chapters, it doesn't get more thwomp either T___T I don't have comments and stuff prepped for any of the future chapters as of yet, so it might take me a day or two. Hope you guys enjoy :D Edited January 30, 2014 by burgerkong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 IMOUTO THWOMP Not gonna bother comparing his averages since Serenes only has his Normal Mode stats, so he'd be like +2 above average in everything except Luck. Priscilla would know about onii-chan's "above-averageness", huehuehue~ ...yeah, I'll just have to deal with Sorin trying to kill me. Monocle Thwomp Nothing special right now, but that Luna. And he has a monocle, that impeccable fashion sense must count for something... Canas and his monocle are the most refined of thwomps. His style as is impenetrable as his comrades! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Dat 56 turns. I lol'd. Hard. General trends:Everyone has above average Speed except for Sain and Dorcas. Hahahah speed thwomps! Figures, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 lol that Bartre I wish I had that kind of speed on my Bartre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanoir Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 And the logic is beaten Well, there's also Dorcas and Priscilla. And now I'm wondering if Roy isn't the son of Dorcas and Priscilla Cath isn't related to Eliwood on some way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 30, 2014 Author Share Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) YAY I FIGURED OUT WHAT THE MULTIQUOTE BUTTON DOES ...yeah, I'll just have to deal with Sorin trying to kill me. I have yet to meet Sorin, why would he kill you? Either way, may the thwomp protect you Dat 56 turns. I lol'd. Hard. Hahahah speed thwomps! Figures, right? It's karma for all the savescumming I do in Chapter 28x to avoid getting status'd. And as someone who loves seeing smart LTC strats and is a big fan of LTC runs (shoutouts to Horace, Espinosa, dondon, and many many others), it hurt me almost as much as realizing I couldn't steal the Silver Card. lol that BartreI wish I had that kind of speed on my Bartre I wish I could too if it was ANY RUN BUT THIS ONE I mean come on +6 Speed above average is retarded Well, there's also Dorcas and Priscilla. And now I'm wondering if Roy isn't the son of Dorcas and Priscilla Cath isn't related to Eliwood on some way. We don't need more red headed incest going on here, we got enough of that shit already >:( Edited January 30, 2014 by burgerkong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 I have yet to meet Sorin, why would he kill you? Either way, may the thwomp protect you We don't need more red headed incest going on here, we got enough of that shit already >:( Sorin really likes Priscilla. Like, waffle levels of like, just look at his current avatar. And I despise incest. Like, in a murderous kind of way. So...yeah, it's kind of weird without context but...I will use the thwomp. He will stand no chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 OSTHWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP Fanboying right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirbymastah Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Thwomp playthrough is very THWOMPISH, despite lots of speed growth. This is a lot of fun to read, looking forward to more! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 It's karma for all the savescumming I do in Chapter 28x to avoid getting status'd.And as someone who loves seeing smart LTC strats and is a big fan of LTC runs (shoutouts to Horace, Espinosa, dondon, and many many others), it hurt me almost as much as realizing I couldn't steal the Silver Card. Huehuehue~ I dont LTC, but even when i Arena Abuse, 56 turns isnt something i reach. Hell, i think my highest turn count was 45 or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 31, 2014 Author Share Posted January 31, 2014 (edited) Huehuehue~ I dont LTC, but even when i Arena Abuse, 56 turns isnt something i reach. Hell, i think my highest turn count was 45 or something. This is Bartre's support convo spread. Bartre 15 +3 Dorcas 0 +1 Raven 0 +2 Canas 5 +4 Karla 0 +1 Renault It takes 80 points to reach each support convo. Canas would take 40 turns to get C, while Raven takes a whopping 80. So yeah, I was kind of surprised it didn't take longer, but I guess I must've had them together at some points. Still, it means that it'll be another 80 turns to get Bartre x Raven to B, so yeah...turn counts down the fucking drain :( But it's all good, Bartre's supports in general are all pretty great :D Edited January 31, 2014 by burgerkong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Oh yeah. Good thing you arent using Serra (for she is unthwomp), but i think she has the slowest support spread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 (edited) Hey all! First off, sorry for the lack of updates. Midterm season is starting up, and I have 4 starting from the 8th-13th, so I've been studying like mad which SUCKS big time. It also means I'll likely not be updating once the 8th hits, which is doubly unfortunate. It's not all doom and gloom though, for here's the next chapter! Huzzah! Last time on FE7: THWOMP, we defeated Darin, met the mysterious and evil TURBAN NERGAL, and rescued Elidad...'s corpse. For some reason we didn't attend a burial, but hey, we got more important things to do. Chapter 21: THWOMPS and FoW Don't Mix "Sry ur dad dyed dood" :( Godly plot-empowered tracker = can't tell he hasn't changed at all WOW STOP WITH THAT AMNESIA BULLSHIT of course not, statscreen is EVERYTHING Well, I guess that makes me a black-hearted fiend :( ur so funny nils If you read his epilogue, Elithwomp's ending says he's equal to his father as a ruler ELIDAD IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE (or wherever we left his body) SADFACE ELITHWOMP :( but we don't have a car My thoughts exactly I'm sure they will, huehuehue~ No promises THWOMP DANCE Good thing I made no promises LORD THWOMP CAP, MEATSHIELD TIME MONOCLE THWOMP Meh OH NOES DA POISON ELITHWOMP IMOUTO THWOMP no wai, never knew that WHO WOULD WANNA BE A WIMPY SQUISHY PEG KNIGHT and I think it says something that the villager thinks of himself as a peg knight rather than a wyvern rider MEATSHIELD STATUS GO BARTRE WANT What is this breaking out of character Not denning/10 Elithwomp chip level IMOUTO THWOMP KILL LEVEL Well, consdiering the world kind of ends if we don't stop him... Killing him might be a good idea "I have a brother?" LORD THWOMP NOT AFRAID OF NOTHING I'm pretty sure merchants don't "traipse", they have 0 Move and Merlinus is too droll for that Yep thx Marcus back to the bench oh hai free angelic robe Nope since she won't ever be facing them (btw why is her mouth open 24/7?) I know I mean LOOK AT BARTRE'S SPEED I'm pretty sure it's the other way around nothing is impossible with enough THWOMP And Lord Thwomp showing he's still slow on the uptake It might be a while before I see you guys again, I'm tearing up inside T___T If I'm lucky I'll get Chapter 22 up before my midterms up, but we'll see. Good luck to everyone else who has midterms coming up! Edited February 3, 2014 by burgerkong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Eliwood's pretty bro in your run, though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirbymastah Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 no wai, never knew that WHO WOULD WANNA BE A WIMPY SQUISHY PEG KNIGHT and I think it says something that the villager thinks of himself as a peg knight rather than a wyvern rider I thought you were gonna make a joke about using the whip itself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 Eliwood's pretty bro in your run, though! Yeah he's not bad, but for HHM he's pretty mediocre compared to my other combat units. The fact he still won't be promoting for a while is also pretty sad :( I thought you were gonna make a joke about using the whip itself... I was thinking about it, but I couldn't resist making fun of those unthwomp Peg knights whenever they get mentioned :P But now I have a mental image of Fly Thwomp using the whip to smack things instead of promoting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlegnomes Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I always figured Isadora was wearing lipstick. Best of luck on the midterms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted February 4, 2014 Author Share Posted February 4, 2014 I always figured Isadora was wearing lipstick. Best of luck on the midterms. Oh, maybe. Never really thought about it since I never really noticed it on any of the other females Thanks man, really appreciate it :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.