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So this is the second time I've seen someone use the word deign in like 3 minutes.

Anyway, I'm torn on this ending. On one hand, it'll be nice to see it come to a conclusion, but I also don't want it to end.

I'm torn too man, it's sad seeing this journey come to a close.

However, it's looking like I'll be leading the next generation of THWOMPs in an FE6: THWOMP playthrough!

FE8 No-Monsters THWOMP RUN. It'd be a nice promotion.

Unfortunately, FE8 THWOMP would just be Dusk's facial hair run with more characters like Kyle and Cormag. I'll consider it, but it's probably not gonna happen for a while :(

I'll put together a spreadsheet with the changes on it, Kong. Then I'll PM you the patch download link if it's to your liking.

Thanks man :D appreciate it!

Omg much thwomp and DAT LLOYD! Hes scary anyway but in HHM, hes double the scary.

Yeah, Lloyd's retardedly hard, definitely the scariest enemy in the entire game by himself IMO.

I believe if you did a THWOMP FE6 run then MAN OF STEEL would be used

He better be the MVP

HE WOULD BE AMAZING, DEFINITELY MVP

(...it's Deke right...?)

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It's time for the finale. Now that Nergal has awakened the Dragons, it's time to show them what a THWOMP can do! LET'S SAVE THE WORLD!

[spoiler=Final Pt.2]

Final Pt. 2: 39 HP

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LORD THWOMP SHALL HALT THE DRAGON ADVANCE
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but chickens out 5 seconds later
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wait, so was Bramimond just carrying around her body to revive her?
AND DEUS EX MACHINA BULLSHIT
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NINIAN USED BLIZZARD, IT'S SUPEREFFECTIVE
those dragons clearly haven't played enough pokemon, ice is supereffective against dragon
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wow, making it sound like we're gonna kill this dragon ourselves
well it's not like you're gonna do anything anyways
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Why are there still Morphs fighting us if Nergal is dead?
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BTW staffbot is glitched, when I scroll to his statscreen the cursor goes offscreen
Is it cuz I let Nils die? Still worth it
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OH FUUUUU-
39 HP WHYYYY
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OSTHWOMP better kill the dragon

With a slim lance

I expect screens

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LET'S GO

1v1 ME BITCH

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hmm...it might not be working

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THANK YOU

godly level too, but that HP was all I needed

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but hey, once more for good measure

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I'M LIVIN' THO

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You would think that after 35+ chapters of this I would be able to screenshot a Luna crit by now

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There was no other way

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VICTORY

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I thought this death pose looked dumb when I was 10, and my mind hasn't changed

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He didn't even fight anyone this chapter, so...

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Wow wtf why can you only do this when you're dying

It seems counter intuitive that your future prediction skill becomes better when you're about to die

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Hope is not what we need

WE NEED THWOMP

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yep, warning us of impending doom that we can't prevent anyways is definitely 'thinking for us'

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WHY WOULD YOU BE SMILING WHEN YOU FORSEE IMPENDING DOOM

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How the hell did people drive you out if you can use Blizzard that instakills 2 dragons at a time

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but you're ice type

and significantly less thwomp, so I guess I like them more

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Decades later, still gonna be fighting dragons

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they have -20 in overall thwompness, you can do better Elithwomp

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none of them are as thwomp or sexy as us though

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Well if they don't have legendary anti-dragon weapons or Luna then you're good

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a melancholy farewell

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except we promptly celebrate as soon as they leave

THE NEGATIVE THWOMPNESS HAS GONE

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an undisclosed amount of time later...

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It could be if you don't sit in it

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If smashing isn't in the job description, then it probably doesn't suit you

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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT WITH IMPENDING WAR

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you might need to get that checked out

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Don't worry, I'm gonna enter my cryotube to sleep for a decade or two

Though both of them aren't very thwomp so maybe not

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T___T

GOODBYE LORD THWOMP, IT WAS A PLEASURE

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And damn I suck

Still to come, epilogue stuff and final character analyses!

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LET'S GO

1v1 ME BITCH

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hmm...it might not be working

I fucking died.

I was drinking my root beer when I read this, my throat and my noses feel fuzzy and painful

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Oh my helix that was the funniest thing I've seen on the site

Osthwomp may not have killed the dragon, but that was so funny I'm completely okay

And YES, MAN OF STEEL is Dieck

I'm fairly sure he'll be the team bro of FE6

Also, great run. It was completely hilarious the entire time, and you updated it frequently (unlike me)

I've been here through the whole ride, and it was just awesome. Can't wait for FE6 THWOMP feat. MAN OF STEEL

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I'm torn too man, it's sad seeing this journey come to a close.

However, it's looking like I'll be leading the next generation of THWOMPs in an FE6: THWOMP playthrough!

Wewt!

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WHY WOULD YOU BE SMILING WHEN YOU FORSEE IMPENDING DOOM

My theory is that it's because he doesn't have to deal with this shit anymore.

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hahaha the slim lance bit

I still give zero fucks at the fact that this finished before Flan Emblem

I HAVE A PLAN THAT I MUST CONSULT KLOK FOR

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I'm glad everyone loved the Slim lance thing, I thought it was ingenious when Duck mentioned it offhand back at the start of this thread. Kept it in the back of my mind till now, so I'm happy it paid off :D

Thanks to everyone who's stuck with me so far, we're coming to a close!

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And here it is, the final episode of this FE7: THWOMP Let's Play.
I hope you guys had a fun ride, because I certainly did. Thanks for supporting me throughout, I really appreciate the feedback.
Now, let's bid this playthrough a bittersweet farewell, shall we?
[spoiler=Epilogue]
Epilogue
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As I said, hidden cryotube
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Wait, you guys haven't seen each other in 15 years?
Wow that's depressing, so much for THWOMP brotherhood
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Yep, growing older tends to happen when time passes
Lord Thwomp has been studying his biology I see
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Well that and his taste in facial hair
I've honestly never seen someone with just a beard before
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What, you mean battles you win?
Cuz SPOILERS in the next one I see you in, YOU DIE
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Not awkward at all
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Wow Roy's a demanding douche already
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Yeah, she definitely didn't inherit the squishiness from LORD THWOMP
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Dat politican life
I can relate, it doesn't use Strength or Defense stats
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That the world's might end
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and it's up to these unthwomp scrubs to save it?
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FORESHADOWING OOOHHH~
but in all seriousness you get your ass kicked by NARSHEN
WHAT WILL THE POLITICS DO TO YOU
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I swear Lycia's the only place to ever bring hope
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I dunno, world domination or destruction?
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Nope, that's Zephiel
But you were close, he's almost as ugly
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Thanks for following me to the end folks! That brings the story of FE7 to a close, though this LP is not quite over yet.

[spoiler=THWOMP Character Analysis]
THWOMP Character Analysis
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LORD THWOMP
The Lord of Thwomps. My most competent unit by far until Horsethwomp, Sex Thwomp, and Imouto Thwomp were recruited, and continuted to contribute heavily even past that point.
Fell behind a little due to late promotion, but caught up thanks to godly levels and heavy usage after promotion.
KILLED DARIN, WHO DARED TO THWOMP-OFF AGAINST US
CAPPED DEFENSE BABY (+6.5 DEF above average OMGWTFHAXORZ)
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Elithwomp
Ended up completely average, even slightly below average in Strength. Got screwed in his levels after promotion, which eventually led to his discontinued usage. NOT EVEN REALLY THWOMPY, SCREW YOU ELITHWOMP
Could've trained Dart or Kent or someone instead T___T
YOUR SON'S EQUALLY LAME
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OSTHWOMP
The Great Wall of Osthwomp. Great wall and snag-breaker from beginning to end. Low movement hindered his potential though.
+3.1 DEF ABOVE AVERAGE, MUCH THWOMP
GOT DA BOOTS, cuz 7 MOV Osthwomp = best Osthwomp
A compilation of all his tinks throughout this playthrough would probably exceed a post's image cap LOL
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HORSETHWOMP
The Thwomp Cavalier. Useful throughout, but struggled to get kills without crits by the endgame due to lacklustre Speed.
+4.4 Strength and +1.8 Defense compared to his averages, but still not great
Unfortunately not nearly as sexy or good as Sex Thwomp
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BARTRESPEED, FORGIVE ME FOR ABANDONING YOU
+4.4 Speed, he stopped gaining Speed after promotion.
Unfortunately trained Bartre < Hard Mode Emo Thwomp, and with how hard Cog of Destiny and later chapters, it was necessary to prevent me from ripping my hair out.
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DORCAS, DA TRUE THWOMP
NO SPEED GAINED EVA
And considering he's the only one with a guaranteed wife, it's too bad that he doesn't have a kid in FE6. It would have been glorious T___T
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SEX THWOMP, YOU SEXY BEAST YOU~
+5 DEFENSE TRUE HAX0RZ, AND ATE A DRAGONSHIELD
[And +3 Speed, but that's not important]
Definitely vice-MVP (is that a thing?) behind Fly Thwomp, but flying is flying
Also 1 death, I honestly don't remember where but I must've blocked it from my memory
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IMOUTO THWOMP
+4 DEFENSE OH YES, DOUBLED EVERYTHING
Highest kill-death ratio amongst my entire party thanks to his amazing bases and growths
But yeah, basically the only dude who didn't get buttfucked doubled by Lloyd
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SO ELEGANT, DAT MONOCLE
+2.75 Defense, not bad. +4.55 Speed, which may have helped was quite unthwomp old chap
LUNA CRITS FOR DAYS
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FLY THWOMP, THWOMP MVP OF THE LP
Flied around and killed shit and wasn't afraid of nothing except status staves
Ate an Afa's Drops and Talisman, which led to a +9.6 Res above average. Only had +2.4 Defense. Everything else was average since they naturally cap.
Still AMAZING
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SOOOO BAAADDDD
Wall Ace not really an ace at all, unless being bad at being an ace makes you an ace at being bad
I swear half of those battles are from Ballistas firing at him
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EMO THWOMP
Incredible from the get go thanks tho Hard Mode bonuses, basically obsoleted Bartre
Did not end up being a free Brave Sword, like I thought, honestly Hard Mode bonuses are insane
Fairly mediocre growths, fed a Speedwings to let him double Brendan
Failed to die by the end of the playthrough
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And some schmucks I never ended up using.
You had potential, but Hard Mode deployment limitations means I couldn't use all of you.
gomenasai except not really

I have a final surprise in mind for you guys, I'll be working on it over the weekend. For now though, the story of FE7: THWOMP Run has reached its conclusion. For now, at least, until...
FE6: THWOMP RUN (dundundun)!!!
In the meantime, feel free to check out my current project (which I'll be focusing my attention on for the time being), the FE8 Virgin Draft, which can be found here:
Shameless plug, but yeah...I'm a shameless sorta guy, huehuehue~
See you guys soon!
- burgerkong
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And to commemorate the end of the FE7 THWOMP Run, a couple of montages in memory of the thwompness!

I'll be seeing you guys in the FE6 THWOMP Run, which will unfortunately be delayed until summertime due to finals and stuff throughout April. I'll be trying to update the FE8 Virgin Draft I'm doing in the meantime, so feel free to check that out!

For now though, please enjoy, and see you guys next time.

[spoiler="ELITHWOMP']

Completely meh levels

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[spoiler=BARTRE]

Gaining ALL THE SPEED

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AND THE CYCLE IS BROKEN

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[spoiler=DORCAS]

Gaining none of the speed

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[spoiler=OSTHWOMP]

Getting tinked (necessarily shortened due to image caps)

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AND OBLIGATORY BENDY SPEAR

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And last but certainly not least...

[spoiler=LORD THWOMP]

Thwomp quotes

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Pweeeease do an FE8 Monsterless THWOMP RUN?

That would just be Dusk's run with less challenge

Plus what's the point of no monsters?

Unfortunately, this is the exact line of thinking I had. My jokes would obviously be more focused around thwomp and less around 'staches and beards, but the gameplay would be very similar except I would have access to even more units (including the ever-broken Seth due to his godly growths). I'll think about it, but I wouldn't do one so soon after Dusk's run especially.

For now, I have my FE8 Virgin Draft (which I'll hopefully be updating later today) and a future FE6 THWOMP Run, so I'll be busy for the coming months anyways :)

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And?

If he wants to do that, then my playlog shouldn't discourage him

It doesn't discourage me necessarily, but your run was so good and doing it so soon after will inevitably draw comparisons and the like. I have future playthroughs lined up as it is.

Does Dolphin allow you to take images? I could see myself doing a run of FE9 and 10 (I have Dolphin on my laptop) but I dunno how it'd go down in 10 what with the crazy unit distribution. At the same time though I don't want to run this THWOMP thing dry :D

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Pweeeease do an FE8 Monsterless THWOMP RUN?

inb4hedoesahackwhereallthenemiesareBael

:Kappa:

Maybe you could find a patch of like a harder version of FE8. I'm sure there's one out there somewhere.

There's at least one

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