burgerkong Posted January 18, 2014 Author Share Posted January 18, 2014 (edited) On the last episode of FE7 THWOMP, we saved the Squishy Lord and her compatriots, and recruited SEX THWOMP for our noble quest. And now we try to save Lord Hausen and recruit another thwomp for our cause... FE7 THWOMP Chapter 17: Saving Caelin from Failin' - Thwomps to the Rescue! Wait, didn't we just seize the gate to the castle? OH SHIT THERE'S TWO OF THEM AND ONE OF THEM IS A THWOMP I'm pretty sure if the castle got invaded then most of them are dead then where are the other half? Good lord, if 3 loldiers = half of Caelin's army, then no wonder they got invaded Yeah man, need that Chapter 17x Are you joking, all the power we need is standing right beside you (and it ain't the wimpy chick with green hair) ...it took you 7 chapters to figure that out? I'M SO GOOD AT THIS GAME (hint: it doesn't last) My formation is flawless and firm No shit, their stats are ass and I need that side chapter Maybe it's the Laus soldiers right in front of you Actually Priscilla is gonna deal with it ELITHWOMP Apparently, Osthwomp's not the only one interested in Lord Thwomp... Oh man Their relationship in a nutshell TINK TINK SEX THWOMP YEA SEX THWOMP NO Even Bartre is doubling I am disappoint Typical Dorcas NO THAT'S MY KNIGHT CREST You would think after all these chapters I would be better at this Dammit Horsethwomp Wtf, did you hide the Javelins up your ass NO DON'T, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE pffft hahaha No way, u srs dude In all the right places too, huehuehue~ 'That Lord Thwomp is too irresistible' Can't have Lord Thwomp finding out That's a lie, YOU WANT ONII-CHAN FOR YOURSELF Damn, look at those sexy-ass bases Osthwomp Thwomp Harder ALL THE TINKS NO DAMN YOU THAT'S MINE worth it Can't touch this Caelin's finest right here HORSETHWOMP YEA Lord Thwomp 2 stronk OH BABY SEX THWOMP YESSS LTC status Well you just killed Bernard on it so it's probably his How many times do you need to introduce yourself lady Seems like an inappropriate response but... CELEBRATION TIME COME ON And what do the non-common folk call it? Literally Kk hf on the bench Pro tip: if they say "This is a message from Lord Nergal" then they're probably a Morph Lyn doesn't even notice one of them is dead Geez thanks for the Light Rune 250g Lyn's granddaddy is screwed it seems Hope you guys enjoyed! On the next chapter, we be fighting pirates and recruit the one and only: MONOCLE THWOMP Edited January 20, 2014 by burgerkong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gcubedude Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 It looks like he hurt himself attacking Osthwomp's hard lance armor, and he's waving his arm around in pain. Yay Canas next chapter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 18, 2014 Author Share Posted January 18, 2014 (edited) It looks like he hurt himself attacking Osthwomp's hard lance armor, and he's waving his arm around in pain. Yay Canas next chapter. Monocle Thwomp will prove his worth, he'll probably eat the Ch15 Dragonshield and Isadora's Angelic Robe, not 100% sure though :S Edited January 18, 2014 by burgerkong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 What's Harken going to be called? Survivor Thwomp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamicsat Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 What's Harken going to be called? Survivor Thwomp? Totally-not-Astram Thwomp? Anything's-better-than-Karel Thwomp? Personally, I call him "Free Brave Sword", but that's mostly because of my irrational bias against pre-promotes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 19, 2014 Author Share Posted January 19, 2014 (edited) I dunno, haven't gotten that far so I haven't really been thinking about it. I'm a huge SSBM fan so I've been watching Apex 2014 all day whilst trying to do Cell Bio work, haven't played FE7 in a couple of days (though I have up to Ch24 screenshotted, have to start categorizing/adding comments/deleting redundant or uninteresting screens), But yeah, it's looking like Harken's gonna be a free Brave Sword, though I might use him in Chapters with high deployment slots since he's amazing even at base. Edited January 20, 2014 by burgerkong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Ham, you obviously haven't played Karel's Tale in Elibian Nights. In that, he is so amazing, he can BREAK THE PLOT. Also, if I'm ever going to do a playthrough of this game, I'm gonna need to get more screenshots and do 'em better. And not break my PSP's picture storage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 21, 2014 Author Share Posted January 21, 2014 Sorry for the delay everyone! There was a huge Super Smash Bros. tournament called Apex 2014 this weekend, and livestreaming it ate up most of my weekend. It was super hype and fun though, and I highly recommend watching it if you have any interest in Super Smash Bros. I'm just sad my favourite player got 2nd in almost every singles event he entered, but c'est la vie. Anyways, here's a short one, Chapter 17x, where we meet pirates, kill scrub Paladin, and finally recruit our first magic-user, the classy and monocle-y Canas MONOCLE THWOMP. Chapter 17x: Where we Establish that Thwomps are WAY Cooler than Pirates Stop contradicting yourself you jerk There's always swimming Lyn loves swimming what a hoar LOOK AT THAT SMUG EXPRESSION, ELIDOUCHE K thx good luck don't come back Sounds like we'd fit right in "You are more thwomp than me (but only for now)" DAFT, YOU HEAR ME? And despite agreeing he's daft, we immediately start trying to get his help We can just take off Osthwomp's armour and leave him at a street corner Lord Thwomp is at least not into that Actually wearing that helmet might have been a good idea NO NOT ARENA ABUSE K hf dude try not to get killed by Black Fang scrubs oh thx for the heads up bro Wait if we kill all your crew then who's sailing the ship? Well, so are we Oh lord no we don't, you can leave again if you want damnit Oh shit these guys are powerful LIES, I SAW YOU TALKING WITH YOUR IMOUTO MONOCLE THWOMP GET FUCK YEAH OSTHWOMP umm yeah, about that... OSTHWOMP DOUBLES YOU obligatory tink LORD THWOMP IMOUTO THWOMP CACAW CACAW BITCH THANKS FOR THE LEVEL The speed man, the speed T__T Secret agent Imouto Thwomp infiltrating enemy lines Choking the points again Sex Thwomp no A future recruit. Given that I neglected to remember HHM has reduced deployment slots, he probably won't be seeing too much action :( LORD THWOMP GIVES NO FUCKS TOO THWOMP Eh Whoops, forgot to check this dude's weapon WORTH IT And whoops again SEX THWOMP NO LIKE And now your entire crew is dead Yeah, fat chance of that On the next chapter of FE:THWOMP, we are attacked on our merchant pirate ship by BLACK FANG PIRATES who for some reason have no actual pirates among them. Who the hell is running the ship? See you all then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 I like how all your units have good/great SPD as well as DEF. Oswin, Lowen, and Bartre especially. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 21, 2014 Author Share Posted January 21, 2014 I like how all your units have good/great SPD as well as DEF. Oswin, Lowen, and Bartre especially. XD *Sigh*, yeah, I dunno why this playthough ended up being like that. Bartre has something like an 80% Speed growth extrapolating from his current level ups, and Lowen thankfully normalizes eventually, or at least is starting to from where I'm at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 No, the cycle broke! At least he's gonna be a terror once he promotes. Karla will dig that. How's everyone else doing at that point? You can PM me if you don't want to give it all away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 21, 2014 Author Share Posted January 21, 2014 No, the cycle broke! At least he's gonna be a terror once he promotes. Karla will dig that. How's everyone else doing at that point? You can PM me if you don't want to give it all away. WOW asking for spoilers? ZM you bad boy you~ But yeah, the level before this his Speed was 1 higher than his Strength, which is retarded considering he has 6 more Str at base. If you really want then yeah I can PM them to you. It might take me a while to sort through everything though. I'm the type that takes screenshots of shit tons of stuff and filters through all the garbage; for example, Chapter 20 alone had 323 screenshots before I cut it down to 200ish. I'm going to do a unit analysis at Chapter 20 anyways, if you can wait till then :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Hey now, I'm curious! Haha, take your time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 *Sigh*, yeah, I dunno why this playthough ended up being like that. Bartre has something like an 80% Speed growth extrapolating from his current level ups, and Lowen thankfully normalizes eventually, or at least is starting to from where I'm at. HOLY CRAP! Thats an Anti-Thwomp. Seriously, that speed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) Sorry for the delay you guys, got sick Monday night and didn't feel well enough to do the next chapter yesterday, so here it is today! This is another short one, but it picks up starting in the upcoming chapters. Enjoy! In the last episode of FE:THWOMP, we hopped on Fargus' ship to head to Dread Isle, failed to gain THWOMP levels, recruited Monocle Thwomp, and fought some crap Paladin who got doubled by Osthwomp. And so we go. Chapter 18: Ahoy Black Fang Sea Dogs (No pirates were hurt in the making of this chapter) I swear Leila's the only spy that actually does anything Oh shit, we knew that 5 chapters ago You guys could at least wear black shoulder guards too VERY MYSTERIOUS TURBAN MAN Stop being a tsundere Tsun more Backstory backstory backstory backstory Backstory backstory backstory backstory (BUT WITH A CUSTOM BACKGROUND IMAGE) It's not that hard, just don't grab her hair, boobs, or 'privates' (herherher puns so good) Lord Thwomp likes what he sees This is what happens when you let us kill your crew Well, the 'we' is kind of stretching it None of the thwomps can swim Wtf this statement seems so awkwardly placed. And ya, their stuff must've all been stolen, I'm supporting villainy! ~YAY Bartre, you've grown 7 SPEED IN 8 LEVELS SEX THWOMP YES IMOUTO THWOMP IMOUTO THWOMP'S GOT THIS Maybe not Another victim of Osthwomp's spinning, long, hard lance Why Speed WHY Normally would be disappoint, but it's Osthwomp man I'm so bad THWOMP OH SHIT AN ARMORSLAYER THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE Oh fuck this dude is powerful in HHM I would've liked the 5k gold, but limited deployment = no thief Meh 8 SPEED IN 9 LEVELS (i'm fucking keeping track now) BARTRE BARELY BREATHING (man my alliterations are good, i'm so witty~) Good Horsethwomp LTC STATUS BABY LYN DOES and florina second plz And yet no actual enemy pirates were involved. Your name is "Elithwomp's sex slave" (man look at Elithwomp's devious expression) NOO NOT THE AMNESIA CLICHE GODDAMNIT Sturdiness is our MO I don't think the average pirate has random merchants on their ship (couldn't the merchants have been helping bail water out of the ship?) Does his corpse count? On the next chapter of FE:THWOMP, we finally reach Dread Isle! Which isn't too dreadful or deadly all things considered. Edited January 23, 2014 by burgerkong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) SO GOOD OSTHWOMP DA BEST Edited January 23, 2014 by Castle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlegnomes Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 What is it with people getting ridiculous speed on fighters? It's like Nolan and Othin snuck into the GBA games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 What is it with people getting ridiculous speed on fighters? It's like Nolan and Othin snuck into the GBA games. Well it's not all fighters, just Bartre. Dorcas is still stuck @ base speed after 8 levels, but that's statistically more likely than Bartre's current speed growths by a mile. And yeah, Osthwomp is great, you'll be in for a treat once I get to Chapter 20. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanoir Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Well, with Bartre thinking he's actually Dart, Dart isn't really needed. ...Unless Dart decide to max his Skill for some reasons. At this point, I wouldn't even be surprised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlegnomes Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Well it's not all fighters, just Bartre. Dorcas is still stuck @ base speed after 8 levels, but that's statistically more likely than Bartre's current speed growths by a mile. True. I guess the mutton poison really did him bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 Somehow, I missed uploading the last 3 images of Chapter 18, just edited the post now. I'll be uploading Chapter 19 later tonight, so look forward to that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Use me! I was the fourth-highest ranked THWOMP! I can be Dancer Thwomp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 24, 2014 Author Share Posted January 24, 2014 Use me! I was the fourth-highest ranked THWOMP! I can be Dancer Thwomp! LOL, I dunno if you missed it, but we did a revised list using a different, more accurate formula (HP + Str + Def - Res - Spd) and Ninils ended up with the lowest and the only negative score at -20 :( So yeah, unfortunately I'll have to decline. Nils might see some use in the chapters he's forced, but for what purpose I'll keep to myself... ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Stupid resistance...figures that's what I'm best at. Anyway, GOOD LUCK BEATING NERGAL AND SONIA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 24, 2014 Author Share Posted January 24, 2014 Stupid resistance...figures that's what I'm best at. Anyway, GOOD LUCK BEATING NERGAL AND SONIA! THWOMPS NEED NO LUCK, ONLY STRENGTH AND DEFENSE. But yeah, thanks for the well wishes, I'm getting started on the next chapter now :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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