burgerkong Posted January 18, 2014 Author Share Posted January 18, 2014 (edited) On the last episode of FE7 THWOMP, we saved the Squishy Lord and her compatriots, and recruited SEX THWOMP for our noble quest. And now we try to save Lord Hausen and recruit another thwomp for our cause... FE7 THWOMP Chapter 17: Saving Caelin from Failin' - Thwomps to the Rescue! Wait, didn't we just seize the gate to the castle? OH SHIT THERE'S TWO OF THEM AND ONE OF THEM IS A THWOMP I'm pretty sure if the castle got invaded then most of them are dead then where are the other half? Good lord, if 3 loldiers = half of Caelin's army, then no wonder they got invaded Yeah man, need that Chapter 17x Are you joking, all the power we need is standing right beside you (and it ain't the wimpy chick with green hair) ...it took you 7 chapters to figure that out? I'M SO GOOD AT THIS GAME (hint: it doesn't last) My formation is flawless and firm No shit, their stats are ass and I need that side chapter Maybe it's the Laus soldiers right in front of you Actually Priscilla is gonna deal with it ELITHWOMP Apparently, Osthwomp's not the only one interested in Lord Thwomp... Oh man Their relationship in a nutshell TINK TINK SEX THWOMP YEA SEX THWOMP NO Even Bartre is doubling I am disappoint Typical Dorcas NO THAT'S MY KNIGHT CREST You would think after all these chapters I would be better at this Dammit Horsethwomp Wtf, did you hide the Javelins up your ass NO DON'T, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE pffft hahaha No way, u srs dude In all the right places too, huehuehue~ 'That Lord Thwomp is too irresistible' Can't have Lord Thwomp finding out That's a lie, YOU WANT ONII-CHAN FOR YOURSELF Damn, look at those sexy-ass bases Osthwomp Thwomp Harder ALL THE TINKS NO DAMN YOU THAT'S MINE worth it Can't touch this Caelin's finest right here HORSETHWOMP YEA Lord Thwomp 2 stronk OH BABY SEX THWOMP YESSS LTC status Well you just killed Bernard on it so it's probably his How many times do you need to introduce yourself lady Seems like an inappropriate response but... CELEBRATION TIME COME ON And what do the non-common folk call it? Literally Kk hf on the bench Pro tip: if they say "This is a message from Lord Nergal" then they're probably a Morph Lyn doesn't even notice one of them is dead Geez thanks for the Light Rune 250g Lyn's granddaddy is screwed it seems Hope you guys enjoyed! On the next chapter, we be fighting pirates and recruit the one and only: MONOCLE THWOMP Edited January 20, 2014 by burgerkong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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