Hamicsat Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 The almighty power of toffee :O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 My King of THWOMPLYNESS I have changed my mind Heath or Osthwomp should get the kill on the dragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 HEATH! HEEEEEEATH! I knew you were a solid investment, man! WOO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted February 22, 2014 Author Share Posted February 22, 2014 Wow Such fly thwomp. Much strength Very thwomp Very thwomp indeed. If only his Defense was higher. I did use a Talisman on him which is why his Res is so high, but he'd still be a monster regardless. The almighty power of toffee :O Is this a reference? Just curious :P Either way, I don't think Fly Thwomp eats toffee. Or if toffee was invented back then. My King of THWOMPLYNESS I have changed my mind Heath or Osthwomp should get the kill on the dragon Idk if Osthwomp can even hurt the Dragon, atm he only has like 20 Strength as a Lv6 General. I got a plan though, you'll see how it pans out :P And FLY THWOMP BEST THWOMP HEATH! HEEEEEEATH! I knew you were a solid investment, man! WOO! Fly Thwomp the best investment. Too godlike, MVP for sure by the point I'm at. Afa's Drops + Talisman definitely worth it on him, maybe I'll give him a Dragonshield too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted February 22, 2014 Author Share Posted February 22, 2014 Hey everyone! Hope those of you in college/university are having a good reading week, I've been going to the library to study everyday for the past few days. In terms of my gameplay, I'm actually on Chapter 32, but unfortunately I still have approximately 150-200 screenshots per chapter to sort through, so it'll take me a while to get there. For now, here's Chapter 26! On the last episode of FE7: THWOMP, we stopped that dude with a last name and captured 3 castles for seemingly no reason. Also supports. Chapter 26: Promotion Time Baby Because we know how well that worked the first time. If it was, you probably wouldn't just be casually standing outside it. If Fire Emblem has taught me anything, statscreens are all that matters. Wait, didn't we just establish that it's lie inpenetretrable and stuff? Obvious advice is obvious Oh lord not another one INCEST LOVE TRIANGLES OH GOD WHYYYYY Zephiel knows the way to a girl's heart Maybe Guinivere will find out what the fox says Zephiel wins the love triangle by way of baby fox And thus the real reason behind Zephiel's assassination attempt is revealed I don't like where this is going WHYYYYYY I mean, it's not like we've fought one of those before And it's clearly a Wyvern Lord, can't you tell from the sprite? Unless I've greatly misread the plot somewhere, Nils is exactly who she's looking for Why are you still pretending to be a traveller? BARTRE EVOLVES INTO SPINNY AXE THWOMP (with a useless secondary weapon type) MONOCLE THWOMP EVOLVES INTO LUNA SPAM MONOCLE (with Staffs) Yeah, fuck your Uber Spear Because 35 uses of Luna just isn't enough The fact she uses bows is enough of a concern already I look forward to witnessing your 'prowess' too, huehuehue~ Lord Thwomp has no hidden strengths He does have 20 in his Strength stat though Well we won't be having any battles together, so it's kind of a useless sentiment. ELITHWOMP EVOLVES TO...ELITHWOMP ON A HORSE (with Javelins) SEX THWOMP YEAH Fly Thwomp meh Elithwomp got this shit YAY COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY CRITS Basically 1/4 of the chapter right here obligatory tinks deja vu 67 Luna crits ELITHWOMP Fuck you and your Bolting too I hate that chapter in HHM Magic tink Should've just Luna crit MONOCLE THWOMP fyi, that Iron Lance had a full 45 uses at the start of this chapter Wow Wall Ace you piece of crap At least you're a wall ace Fly Thwomp too gud compared to these budget Black Fang wyvern riders SPINNY AXE OF DOOM Wow RNG really Guh YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND Damnit Bartre At least it's Wall stats I guess Did this on the last turn for that extra 1 EXP All the ground forces are dead Yeah me too How convenient! And Lyn once again displaying her Sacaen superiority complex Hope you guys enjoyed! I'll see you guys tomorrow hopefully, though I'm heading back to university so it'll depend on how late I get settled back in. And then it's back to the midterms and essays :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamicsat Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Is this a reference? Just curious :P Either way, I don't think Fly Thwomp eats toffee. Or if toffee was invented back then. Yes, it was a reference :P Maybe they're just a local thing, but I see them a lot around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 SO THWOMP BARTRE AND DEM 17S YEAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 whoops now you're caught up to Flan Emblem looks like I really do have to update Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted February 22, 2014 Author Share Posted February 22, 2014 Yes, it was a reference :P Maybe they're just a local thing, but I see them a lot around here. Shit LOL, need to try one of those someday. I bet they taste FLY (THWOMP) SO THWOMP BARTRE AND DEM 17S YEAH Dem 17s too good. Bartre on the other hand is not so good Gaining 0 Speed in like 7 levels and only like 4 Str, pretty disappoint :( whoops now you're caught up to Flan Emblem looks like I really do have to update WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH POLY But yeah, get on it dude, or I'm gonna finish before you despite starting like 4 months later LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 You probably shouldn't have been too upset about his SPD blessage. Now he doesn't want to do anything. :< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted February 25, 2014 Author Share Posted February 25, 2014 (edited) Sorry for the delay folks! Been busy catching up on school work I should've done over reading week, but I've been getting midterms and assignments back and have been doing solid, so I figured I'll try to upload with more frequency. On the last episode of FE7: THWOMP, we spied on the Bern incest love triangle palace and fought a manly Wyvern Lord lady blessed with Nergal's power, who decided not to attack us! And without further ado, here's Chapter 27 of the FE7: THWOMP Run! Chapter 27: Emo Thwomp vs. Jaffar Lite There were no soldiers in the previous chapter tho I don't think that's how tracking works... If they're impassable, how are we passing them? And this is why Kenneth's map is better They're fucking loud for professional assassins You better not, this is like the last thing you do in this entire game Jaffar Surprise Buttsex technique 2 stronk You can kill the squishy people, it's not like we need them Actually, I'm pretty sure the pieces would be SQUISHY (LOLOLOLOL, get it?) How convenient I dunno, maybe find that man and escape this place FLY THWOMP HAS AWAKENED F**K THESE NOMAD TROOPERS HE HAS MORE SPEED THAN BARTRE Hmm, there's no way the boss would be in the furthest room, right? Yep, with your 2 Move, you do that Wall Ace, you do that. LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND Goddamn these wyverns are thwomp Fly Thwomp flyin' solo MOAR CRITS Fuck you squishy mages OHKO, it's so beautiful :') This level not so much MOAR OHKO Horsethwomp's a wimp BARTRE THWOMP (not Speed/10) IMOUTO THWOMP Fly Thwomp still flyin' solo Wow getting doubled by Osthwomp, you should be ashamed of yourself Elithwomp meh Tink Does anyone know any other songs about spinning? WOW enemy Wyvern Lords much thwomp HORSETHWOMP (that strength tho...) OMG HIGHER STRENGTH THAN SPEED IT'S A MIRACLE Guh FLY THWOMP REDEMPTION I think running in place like this defies the laws of physics Wow, emo much SEXY LEVELS FOR SEXY THWOMPS Sex Thwomp as Harken bait LOL stealth mode fail And thus I dub thee... EMO THWOMP GODDAMN THOSE BASES Brave Sword preservation tactics ORKO SO BEAUTIFUL So is this screenshot obligatory magic tinks obligatory Luna crit and THWOMP LEVEL Oh shit NO DROLL MERCHANT REAR GUARD ASSEMBLE CRIT ALL THE THINGS ALL THE BAD LEVELS T__T I'LL SAVE YOU MERLINUS I honestly don't know if this is a different crit Meh LIVE DROLL MERCHANT, LIVE This could have ended badly FLY THWOMP HERE TO SAVE THE DAY (and get good levels) CRIT OFFERINGS FOR THE RNG GODDESS Meh And Elithwomp is turning out like shit No wai he was in the furthest room, did not expect that at all Not Jaffar/10 Mmhmm, you go ahead and do that Emo Thwomp destruction Sorry folks, had to split it into two parts again because I had too many images for a single post. Edited February 25, 2014 by burgerkong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted February 25, 2014 Author Share Posted February 25, 2014 Here's the rest of the images, apparently there's too many for a single post :( Chapter 27 Pt.2steal kill get good level, all in a monocle's workAnd for unknown reasons, the rest of the Myrmidons suicide on Emo ThwompActually, I'm pretty sure that's just Jerme's everyday personalityWhy leave the Fire Emblem with Sonia or Limstella, let's leave it with Jaffar Lite!OK, LET'S HURRYBut first, small talk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gcubedude Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh man, this has to be one of the best timed pics ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted February 26, 2014 Author Share Posted February 26, 2014 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh man, this has to be one of the best timed pics ever. I've been honing my screenshoting skills since the beginning of this playthrough. Posting Chapter 28 now :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted February 26, 2014 Author Share Posted February 26, 2014 (edited) Hey everyone! burgerkong back for a regular THWOMP update! Just as an FYI, I just beat the game today, so now it's just sorting through screenshots and brainstorming witty one-liners till the end! We've only done the actual draft itself, but the LP will be starting soon. With that announcement out of the way, let's get started! On the last episode of FE7: THWOMP, we traversed the unnecessarily-complex Black Fang fortress and got the Fire Emblem from Jaffar Lite. And now we save Prince Zephiel, the HARBINGER OF DOOM. But really, we could have just all lived happily-ever after if we just let Zephiel die and Luna crit'd everything to death, but hindsight is 20/20. Ch28: Fuck You Maxime Well, one assassin and one deadweight scrub mage. Says she can do this 5 minutes later can't do this Says he won't permit her to waste his opportunity (for what exactly?) 5 minutes later wastes his opportunity I guess Princes can see as far as Thieves and Assassins I see you lurkin And FUCK HHM BONUSES MAN And fuck HHM Heroes too ALL OF MY HATE SHORYUKEN FUCK YOU MAXIME I SWEAR YOU'RE MORE POWERFUL THAN URSULA Sex Thwomp can't even double you fuck Monocle Thwomp doin the carameldansen Someone should make that MONOCLE CARAMELDANSEN TOO OP And Fly Thwomp says fuck your shit yay FoW glitches At least it's Defense and HP Meh THWOMP ARE NEVER AFRAID Unless it involves huge bolts of lightning I ran out of my own, so thx bro FLY THWOMP Thwomp wants, THWOMP GETS Wow bitch please Maxime true Ch28 boss Yeah you dead hoe Thx 4 the level MOAR CRITS AND GOOD LEVELS ALL THE LEVELS The only person in all of Elibe our disguises worked on Pssh yeah ok there I know who these are going to Wow you and Emo Thwomp are going to get along splendidly I really can't leave you two unsupervised can I FLY THWOMP FEAR ARROWS NO MORE not that he ever did ZEPHIEL DEFENSE Oh Lord Thwomp, you flirter you~ Maybe cuz he broke it after killing 15 dudes or so Says not to forget Forgets himself 2 chapters later Lastly, I've already started my next project, an FE8 Draft screenshot LP with some of the most popular LPers out there: phobia, Poly, and Elieson! Check it out here: http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=46453 Edited February 26, 2014 by burgerkong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 And thus I dub thee...EMO THWOMP I knew this was coming. Holy crap dat Maxime! Now im reminded why i dont HHM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted February 27, 2014 Author Share Posted February 27, 2014 I knew this was coming. Holy crap dat Maxime! Now im reminded why i dont HHM. Emo thwomp too stronk. Also Maxime is a bitch, but wait until Final. Most of the enemies are actually still pretty easy (Darin, Ursula, Jerme, Brendan, Kenneth), but Uhai and the Reed Brothers man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chococoke Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 IIRC, Maxime is given bonuses as if he were a normal enemy as opposed to a boss in HHM, leading to his absurd stats. The same is true for Fargus in EHM (though thankfully you don't fight him.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted February 27, 2014 Author Share Posted February 27, 2014 IIRC, Maxime is given bonuses as if he were a normal enemy as opposed to a boss in HHM, leading to his absurd stats. The same is true for Fargus in EHM (though thankfully you don't fight him.) That would explain it LOL, his stats jumped up like 5-7 from his Normal Mode stats, which is a bit much. Working on Chapter 28x now, it's probably gonna be another 2-parter due to it exceeding the image count due to the final supports. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted March 1, 2014 Author Share Posted March 1, 2014 (edited) Sorry for the delay again, school has been busy as hell as of late. Unfortunately, this was another 2-parter due to supports. It's more work for me too, so I'm not happy about it either, but what can you do :( But enough doom and gloom, let's get started! On the last chapter of FE7: THWOMP, we beat Ursula Maxime, stole some swag stuff from Zephiel's mansion, and are at a pool party! With a bunch of Morphs that are trying to kill us, unfortunately. Chapter 28x Pt.1: Status and Bolting, Oh My! Well one Black Fang Assassin and one deadweight mage I almost forgot about that dead chick She wasn't thwomp tho iirc I don't think that's how it works... Lord Thwomp turning up the angst At least until your brother dies Anticlimactic battle is anticlimactic THE IRONY OH GOD NO IT'S NOT GOOD probably ill-advised DOING IT ANYWAY What a hoar She'd be a lot more threatening if she didn't get weighed down by 8 using Fimbulevetr FUCK YOUR STATUS SHIT MAN Hey you're somewhat competent! Hey you're useless! Dat Move DEATH BY SPINNING THWOMP MOAR CRITS RAGE Thankfully Restore staff is a thing OHKO Yeah fuck your status staff shit (alliteration ftw) SPEED ONLY LEVEL WHYYYY For unknown reasons, all the ballistas love shooting at Osthwomp Leaving Bartre behind to take on Wyvern and Pegasus reinforcements SPIN TO WIN BARTRE, SPIN TO WIN Actually, everything just loves attacking Osthwomp CRIT INTO MEH LEVEL CAPPED SPEED WHYYYYY Phew BARTRE THWOMP HARDER ALL TEH CRITS FUCK YOUR BOLTING Meh FINALLY THE PATH APPEARS I've been sitting here saying open sesame for like 5 turns No more of that Bolting bullshit Moar meh JAFFAR BEST SLEEP BAIT Fuck Luna unless I'm using it Forgot those ballistas were a thing THWOMP that strength tho T__T You know what's miraculous BARTRE HASN'T GAINED SPEED IN 7 LEVELS OMG Imouto thwomp too cool for these pirates thanks for the speedwings derp thief Meh, want moar strength obligatory tinks but PURPLE POISON REMIX EDITION MOAR TINK And the reinforcements finally stop WOW HORSETHWOMP YOUR STRENGTH Much better Climactic battle tragically cut short by CRIT I'm pretty sure that's not how it works Otherwise he'd have conquered the world already THWOMP LEVEL YEA Read: 25,000 Gold SUPPORT TIEM Edited March 30, 2014 by burgerkong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 25000 hundred gold. Well, that's luxurious, now you can take your units to their home on THWOMP Island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted March 3, 2014 Author Share Posted March 3, 2014 25000 hundred gold. Well, that's luxurious, now you can take your units to their home on THWOMP Island. Thwomps wouldn't live on an island, I feel like thwomps and water don't mix too well. More like THWOMP CASTLE or THWOMP PALACE or something I would think, whatever has a lot of chokepoints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted March 3, 2014 Author Share Posted March 3, 2014 All right folks, unfortunately due to lack of inspiration I'm postponing or possibly ignoring Ch28 Pt.2 supports altogether. I just can't come up with anything remotely interesting to comment on for the final supports, and I'm getting busier too since midterms start up again next week. So instead, here's Chapter 29! The THWOMP content and rage of HHM Cog of Destiny should hopefully suffice. On the last episode of FE7: THWOMP, we were trolled by status staves and Bolting before finally defeating Sonia! Unfortunately, this chapter isn't looking to be any better :( Chapter 29: FUCK VALKYRIES MAN MAD DOG SPEAK IN THIRD PERSON Oh, I dunno, maybe the Black Fang? Who we've been fighting for the past 20 chapters? They already know who we are individually, it's kinda pointless to try to hide your identity at this point I feel like enemies will tear us apart anyways Much better service indeed, huehuehue~ Fucking thwomp, at least I can double you YOU ON THE OTHER HAND WTF RAAAAGGGGEEE After a failed attempt, I've decided that camping is best tactic We're thwomps anyways, so fuck it Good way to start the level -___- Yeah fuck you HHM Valkyries EAT CRIT Rescue-drop tactics too legit Screw your Bolting shit too NOOO WHYYYY I HATE PURGE The movie was pretty retarded obligatory unnecessary crit BENDY SPEAR OSTHWOMP SPINS HIS LANCE SO FAST IT JIGGLES DIE BOLTING SCUM <3 Barrier Whoops forgot Warp was a thing Oh well it's not like I'm gonna use it this playthrough anyway THAT HURTS GODDAMNIT Valkyries suck dick HORSETHWOMP IMOUTO THWOMP YEA My only unit who can double all the Valkyries FUCK HHM BONUSES (unless it's Fly Thwomp) EAT IT Meh WHY ARE THERE STILL MORE OF YOU MONOCLE THWOMP IMOUTO THWOMP WHEN 22 SPEED JUST ISN'T ENOUGH WTF THEY'RE STILL SPAWNING FLY THWOMP TAKE THIS, MY LOVE MY ANGER AND ALL MY SORROW SHINING FINGER SWORD Elithwomp Too late to redeem himself I think SEX THWOMP Man Horsethwomp has pretty shit offense Or maybe it's just HHM I feel like this shitty Sniper is lonely amongst the 20+ Speed Valkyries Yeah fuck your Berserk bullshit LOL I'M READY FOR YOU Meh levels Wow Lord Thwomp really setting the standards low Where else would he point it? At himself? So you're still evil The smoothest of deflections HOLY SHIT THWOMP Might use her if I have spare slots It's a bird, it's a plane, it's EMO THWOMP moar crits Horsthwomp getting wrecked Meh At least it's 63 damage on Luna crit WOW HORSETHWOMP YOU SUCK Unnecessary crit into thwomp level 2 hit combo back to back unnecessary crits into thwomp level HITRATES WHY And Horsethwomp garbage as usual Thankfully Fly Thwomp doubles you And meh level STRENGTH THANK YOU Maybe you can deal 1 damage to Lloyd now This took like 3 turns YES FINALLY SCREW YOU ATHOS Do you seriously think that'll work? ...wtf it worked...? Athos is secretly just a dirty old man LORD THWOMP PROMOTED GAME OVER MAN I think you should get that checked out dude Does Luna tear things to pieces? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 You should swap Lowen with Vaida. She's way better and more man than he'll ever be :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Wait what's up with those female druids? And those valkyries are a good reminder why I never played HHM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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