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FIRE EMBLEM BLAZING SADDLES: FE7 Paladins Only


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Now featuring 1000% more SEX PANTHER SOLOS!!!

This run will of course feature the usual shit levels, crappy sex jokes, and Sain solos. Sain will of course be carrying my team, as all the other paladins are complete ass. I was thinking about doing a horse only run, but eh, paladins are so badass that the game can't handle it. I mean really, Marcus can solo the game.

Here are some things:

1. LHM will not be showed, but I do have most (Yeah, I missed some) of Sain and Kent's levels from it, and those will be posted below. The rest of the game will be on Eliwood Hard mode.

2. Sain, Kent, Marcus, Lowen, and Isadora are the paladins, so they will be the only ones in combat. There are a few exceptions to this.

3. Priscilla is a troubadour, and they upgrade to paladins in FE4, so she will be the team healer. She will never fight.

4. Eliwood can be used upon promotion. He is basically a paladin, but with a giant ass sword.

5. Serra will be used as little as possible until Priscilla arrives.

6. Hector, Eliwood, Lyn are going to be arena abused to level twenty to get Linus FFO. The paladins are too badass to arena abuse, so the lords will be the only ones.

Screens will be showed starting with chapter eleven.

[spoiler=Most of the duo's levels from LHM]

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Final stats from LHM:

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Actually really good! I'm surprised Kent's strength hasn't become an issue. SEX PANTHER is amazing. Team carriers right here. Except for, oh I don't know, the fact that they both have base defense? Next time, Browen and Brocus!

Also, I dedicate this run to Tonton, in hope that he will see the light that is SEX PANTHER.

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Change the title to Blazing Saddles and it will be 10x better.

No, keep the current name.

Paladins only, I'm excited. I may think Sain get's more credit than he deserves, but I'm still going to be interested in seeing this. You already have a good support pool to draw from.

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Lowen is top tier

[spoiler=Chapter Eleven: Lowen solos Bandits]

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I updated my FE5 playlog

Wait what

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Men master race

Whoops wrong playthrough

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Not for long

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Inferior paladins/10

Isn't Hanon a girl?

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Knights

We must go there

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Oh shit

ELIDAD NO

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HE'S A PALADIN
WE BETTER RECRUIT HIM

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He's probably off getting laid or something

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SEX PANTHER doh

Maybe top five

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BROCUS

That's because he's bro and broken

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Scrub pally will take veeeeeery good care of her

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Brocus is all we need

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"Oh, so it looks like it's basically just the two of us."

"No, milord. It's just myself and Lowen."

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No, SEX PANTHER and Brocus are still here

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He's slow and his speed growth sucks

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Brocus is still around so you're still screwed

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lolbandits

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Is he a pally or future pally?

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nvm it's just me

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I don't remember that

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Yep that's me

I have cavaliers solo levels

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Ugh

When are Sain and Kent coming back again?

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This is going to be a long four chapters

Also I probably won't get 13x

Just sayin

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BARTRE THE BRAVE

Not a paladin 0/10

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Brocus so good

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Whoops

Don't worry, Chipas didn't attack, we're fine

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Lowen beheads some bandits while sitting in the fort

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HOLY FUCK

When I saw this I died

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Yeah, I don't want him to die before I recruit him

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Browen is still camping out on the fort

I dubbed him Browen after that level up

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Dat ass

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Browen too stronk

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Browen too fast

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SO BEAUTIFUL

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Lance through the face!

Bitch

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So much THWOMP

I'm honestly impressed, Browen is kicking ass

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GG MOOK BOSS

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Too stronk

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Sucks for him

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BROWEN will solo their army

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Maybe Laus has the hoars he wanted

Next time, Browen will be doing moar soloing

Also FYI, Hector and THWOMP will be used for twelve only, just out of convenience

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What do you think of the rules, mainly the two exceptions to the paladin only rule? I mean Eliwood is basically a paladin when promoted, but what about Priscilla? She's never going to fight, so I figured that would be okay


Hey this is a cool run. EZ mode with only paladins, but still you are limited to 5 units so I'm interested in how this'll turn out.

I recommend Marcus for your S axe guy. He's the only one who'll reasonably do it.

I was going to try for Sain getting the S in axes, because of his awesome strength, but I'll have Marcus get it too, so Kent/Lowen can get swords/lances.

Also two updates today~

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Yo consider all the mounts, i.e. Marcus, Kain, Lowen, Dora, Flo-Fi-Fa and Heath. Mostly because I wuv fliers and Pallies equally and hate to see one of them neglected.

Oh right, Prissy and possibly Failwood as well.

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Yo consider all the mounts, i.e. Marcus, Kain, Lowen, Dora, Flo-Fi-Fa and Heath. Mostly because I wuv fliers and Pallies equally and hate to see one of them neglected.

Oh right, Prissy and possibly Failwood as well.

Kain? Dora?

What.

Do you means Kent and Sain? lol

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SEX PANTHER, SEX PANTHER,

HE'S THE SEX PANTHER,

HE WILL RAPE ALL OF YOUR SEXY BITCHES.

WITH THAT LANCE OF HIS.

And Bushwen is there. And the other two I don't give a shit about.

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