eCut Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) Dear minions, I have decided to take over Serenes Forest, usurping the corrupt leaders that we once had. Tangerine attempted to exile me but she wound up only getting herself and those who follow her banned. So now I, eCut, your new queen, sits upon the iron throne. I will be a merciful leader, I assure you. There will be a rule revision soon: while some old habits will be retained, and rightly so, some others, outmoded and outworn, must be abandoned. Let us move forward, then, into a new era of openness, effectiveness and accountability, intent on preserving what ought to be preserved, perfecting what needs to be perfected, and pruning wherever we find practices that ought to be prohibited. - Dolores Umbridge (after all, who better to turn to when one needs to implement a new system). I have great plans for us here at Serenes Forest and I hope that you will join hands with me as I usher in the new world. Failure to follow me will result in your immediate expulsion; Tangerine and the others did not agree with my innovative ideas and as a result, they are gone. However, for those of you who will blindly follow me, I will treat you with the upmost respect and gratitude. As it stands, I have yet to hack the system so that I may give myself administrative abilities, meaning that you’ll all have to wait to a few days for the ‘member’ title to be changed to ‘minion’. Rest assured though, I am working hard on it because I know how eager you all must be to officially be labeled as my minions. So go forth, my minions! Live your peaceful lives without having to worry about Tangerine, Vincent, or any other ghost of the past. Yours truly, Overlord eCut Edited April 1, 2014 by eCut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnd Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 b-bring back vincent you monster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Book of Ereshkigal Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prinny VASM Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 What the heck. Tangerine warned me about this, but still... Good thing I still have this backup account. Let's see if I can undo the damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teapot Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 ALL HAIL QUEEN ECUT! LONG LIVE HER MAJESTY! HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eCut Posted April 1, 2014 Author Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) What the heck.Tangerine warned me about this, but still...Good thing I still have this backup account. Let's see if I can undo the damage. NEVER!! ALL HAIL QUEEN ECUT! LONG LIVE HER MAJESTY! HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH! Now this is the attitude I like to see! >:) Edited April 1, 2014 by eCut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junk Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Something tells me life will become a lot more chaotic now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eCut Posted April 1, 2014 Author Share Posted April 1, 2014 Something tells me life will become a lot more chaotic now.Don't be silly, you will love this new life! Everyone will wear matching outfits designed by yours truly, everyone will have an 'e' in front of their names, and everyone will mindlessly do my bidding.:)You have nothing to fear ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahrivar Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Doesn't sound too bad to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Book of Ereshkigal Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 eL95? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eCut Posted April 1, 2014 Author Share Posted April 1, 2014 eL95? precisely!Now, I have to run and do some evil errands. >:) If anyone comes across a Tangerine-purist, make like a revenant and annihilate them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocolate Kitty Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 where is the fruit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 So fruit loyalists are immediately expelled? ...but what if they eat premium eCut Fruit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Does this mean I can freely demand chips and vodka be delivered to my doorstep at my leisure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.O.Berc Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 eL95? Don't you mean, eL nueve cinco? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 i support this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 The people of the incredibly fabulous Klokreations forum will always resist your reign of terror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Karimov Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 We are still using the Ui Neill cattle system that I implemented for currency on March 15, right? http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=46730 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandragon Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I SHALL STAGE AN UPRISING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I am OK with this. I support this new takeover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekkah Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I for one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Kirlia Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) Good, we finally got rid of the other moderators All hail Overlord eCut when will you change our names to eSomething and give us our great minion title, dear eAlmighty overlord eCut Edit: the prophecy became true Edited April 1, 2014 by Sairento Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Karimov Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 The people of the incredibly fabulous Klokreations forum will always resist your reign of terror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Karimov Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 precisely! Now, I have to run and do some evil errands. >:) If anyone comes across a Tangerine-purist, make like a revenant and annihilate them! WE WILL UPRISE! WE WILL BRING BACK THE PEOPLE'S FORUM! WHO'S WITH ME? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 eKlok sounds pretty good actually. I feel my willpower fading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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