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Hello Serene's Forest! It is I, AnonymousSpeed, painstackingly working the Desmume's screenshot system to bring you what else but a MegaMan Starforce 1 LP! Mega Man Star Force...Mega Man Starforce...Meg-alright, whatever, it's a spelling preference!

Honestly, this is my first time playing a Starforce Game (Btw, anyone notice that Starforce and Serene's Forest are both abbreviated as SF?), so...I'll probably suck. Oh well, certainly I can handle it. I might even be good! After all, I am the coolest guy ever, right? Right? Well, here we go...

[spoiler=Part 1, something something 40 minutes into the future...or something.]

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Hey, there's no R in that!

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I'd comment on this scene, but I'm still really torn up over being lied to on that spelling!

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Gya! Well, that's...different.

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Well then...here we go...

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[sarcasm] Wow, I feel positively overwhelmed with options.

Originally all I could do was start game, but after a failed attempt I had to start again to get better pictures, leaving a save. While this is very convenient, it does ruin a good joke once in a while.

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Year XX of the futuristic century. We're playing a MegaMan sequal series alright.

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Who the helicarrier are you two?

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What, since your last visit to the gym?

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Oops...I skipped the cutscene. Oh well, I'll make sure that doesn't happen again.

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Well, I always use the canon names anyway, so yes.

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...

...

...lovely.

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BATMANIT I SKIPPED THE CUTSCENE AGAIN!

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Great, like I don't get to check my inbox enough in real life.

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So apparently in the future civil use technology uses video game controls.

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So, basically, whatever you're using works like a PeT?

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Wow, this almost EXACTLY like a PeT.

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I don't think anyone keeps their inbox this clean.

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What, is that the hip new birth control medicine you whippersnappers are taking?

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Ah yes, that's just like when I learned about Iphones in school. Oh wait, that never happened.

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So if everyone wears these things and they store my personal page, then it's like being forced to use facebook.

I KNEW IT! FACEBOOK BOUGHT OUT THE GOVERNMENT! PREPARE THE ANTISOCIAL REBELLION!

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I basically skipped 4 pages of stuff none of us understand at this point.

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You know, I know through research there are like, 4 navis in this game, so if we can still use then why don't we have 40 million gabillion like in Battle Network?

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If putting a navi in my transfer gives me incredible power, then why don't we have 40 million gabillion like in Battle Network?

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Repeat question.

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You know, I'm beginning to think we're still playing a Battle Network game!

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TO PRESIDENT FACEBOOK?!

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Oh, just three? Wow, we scientists are increasingly awesome in the future!

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So I can either have a flaming lion with one of my favorite names of all time, a dragon, or Florina's horse, and I get Florina's horse...fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff-

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fffffffffffffffff-hey wait, what if I have a friend connected to Dragon I want to talk to?

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Bill Gates. Joss Whedon. Will Smith. Robert Downey Junior in a R.O.B the robot costume. Come on, I have to be close.

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LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!

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How about nothing?

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Well, as you do with any new series, start off by examining your new arsenal of lethal weaponry.

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Ooooh...shiney...

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This thing, however, looks duller than a high person taking a dump.

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This looks like it might have potential, however.

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Might as well check my card stock! *bum bum budum!*

*failure sound effect*

Alright, that wasn't punny at all.

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If only Program Advances were still in this game...

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Ah, white pill returns once again to BREAK EVERYTHING.

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Well, I think that's an excessive enough amount of pictures for a part of the game not containing any actual gameplay.

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I don't see why not.

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I don't know, with my computer you should always be prepared for a bluescreen or something. Poor old thing, it really needs someone to come clean it up.

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*apathetically blows a party trumpet*

Well, there we are, first playlog started. Now with decent picture quality! Hoo-rah.

Edited by AnonymousSpeed

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Yeah i hate how they got rid of P.A.'s in Starforce, but at least they have the new forms in there still. I like Starforce 3 the best though.

I know, its nice to get compensation...but come on! I have what would be Life Sword RIGHT THERE! I've heard 3 is the best of them, it certainly sounds fun with the noise system. Right now though, I'm just blind running my way into this, hoping something funny comes out of it.

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I know, its nice to get compensation...but come on! I have what would be Life Sword RIGHT THERE! I've heard 3 is the best of them, it certainly sounds fun with the noise system. Right now though, I'm just blind running my way into this, hoping something funny comes out of it.

Yeah, 3 is the best, and also the only one I ever finished :P

Also, the online battle system was quite fun ^_^

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Introducing part 2!

[spoiler=We still don't get anything done.]

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*mashes key set to L*

Well, pressing L doesn't do anything.

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Pressing R does this. Which reminds me of Battle Network

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Dat awkward arm proportions

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Checking a random vending machine! ADVENTURE!

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Who would buy sour soda?

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Ugh, don't remind me.

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What station incident? Kids, this is why you read the blasted cutscenes.

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10 bucks says they prove useless.

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I have a flying horse. I wonder if this guys dialogue is different in the other versions.

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Get away from my personal information creep!

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Oh.

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"Hey Block, want to-"

"No."

"Okay, nevermind."

Oh, Block's real life my brother by the way.

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*recounts times my brother and I have attempted to harm, taunt, or kill each other*

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I really don't want to know my brother's biggest secret.

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Brother, singular.

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Wow, what a loser only child!

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DARN YOU INVISIBLE WALL!

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DARN YOU RIVER GUARDED BY AN INVISIBLE WALL!

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DARN YOU DECLINING PROPERTY VALUES!!!!!!

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DARN YOU AS WELL BUSH!

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Let us take a moment to stare into the water and ponder the meaning of life, the universe, and video games.

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS KID'S EYES?!?!?!

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Sheesh, was anything not created 3 years ago? Why the hullabaloo is 3 years ago so important?!

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So they're like Battle Chips?

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Like with Battle Chips?

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Oh, well that's different.

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Never mind.

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Just like in Battle Network! Except with cards instead of potato chips.

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ORLY?!?!

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JUST LIKE IN BATTLE NETWORK! EXCEPT IT'S STILL A DOGHOUSE!

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I have no idea who Zack is, so I second this reasoning.

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DARN YOU INVISIBLE WALLS!!!!!

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Finally, now I can strut along like I just don't care about invisible walls!

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Squidward your disembodied voice is talking to me again.

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Most people don't bother when you're going to a point...and then there's THESE ASSHOLES!

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What, is this the matrix now?

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Wow, truant officers suck in the future.

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Said like I care.

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If I never go to school, then how are you my 'class president.'

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Mhm, well, that's a slightly insulting expedition dump.

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My thoughts exactly, if it wasn't for the fact that I'm thinking something.

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What the heck did I do?

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Diapers.

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I don't like this kid's expression.

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If you answer 'your virginity,' I am legally permitted to kill you all to death. I know Death-fu, Ti-Kwon-Death, a guy named Quan and how to make a delicious hot bowl of soup!

TO THROW AT YOUR FACE!

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You say nothing, but you don't mean nothing, which is why you three are interrupted my moody strutting. Darn it that almost rhymed...

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Well you've sucked at that so far, why start trying now?

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My thoughts exactly.

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Well, that's not life, so deal with it.

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You've done a good job forgiving it since I stopped showing up to school.

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My loyalties lie with President Facebook!

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Wow, tubby can really jump.

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OH MY GOD THE SHORT KID IS FLYING

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HOW DARE YOU BREAK PHYSICS? Not to mention you didn't put a question mark there.

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Why hasn't she tried before?

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Dude, you look just barely shorter than Luna!

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Physics, physics, were art though physics? Over yonder breaks the atmosphere a fat child rising to the stars doth make thee seem to live no more.

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Wait, if I never go to school, how do you know my name? Stalker!

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What makes you think he'll show up this time compared to every other time?

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Dooooooooooooooooooooooooots.

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The strut says it all: zero craps given.

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Creeper stalker woman...

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shhh__my_common_sense_is_tingling__by_to

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Well, you know what they say, the fastest way to someones heart is a bladed instrument.

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I do not feel comfortable with were this situation is going.

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Try as they might, their struts will never match mine!

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The screen fades to black, so that must mean this update is over! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay...

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Part 3

[spoiler=I SWEAR WE'LL GET TO SOMETHING EVENTUALLY!]

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It's a place.

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AH! MAKE IT STOP! MY EARS ARE IN SUFFERING!

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Great, I get to do this again! Just when you think you get to save...

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With any luck, YouTube promising to stop being dumb. Be sure to pronounce the b there.

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If there was a slow limit on dots, I'd totally be arrested right now.

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PRESIDENT FACEBOOK WOULD HONOR ME WITH HIS PRESENCE?!

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Damnit.

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I get the feeling she's still under the impression I care.

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You did like my non-specified noun?

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Do you ever catch on?!

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Sounds uninteresting.

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COME ON, I HAVE ENOUGH HOMEWORK IN REAL LIFE!!!

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I just now noticed how pissed off Geo's sprite looks.

I love it.

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She totally wants me.

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Close enough.

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I feel this is somehow illegal.

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All set to FinishUpNextUpdate!

Yeah, it's short, it's unimpressive, but screw it, I'm tired and I have savestates.

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it'll come just what like five more updates. then five more of actual combat. than like 20 of mulling about. and then- *shot*

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it'll come just what like five more updates. then five more of actual combat. than like 20 of mulling about. and then- *shot*

Oh, you have no idea how much of a troll I am.

Part 4.2:

[spoiler=Oh, you have no idea.]

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And pick up right after the last update!

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But I'm on spring break!

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I DON'T WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNA!

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Yeah yeah great great I'm forever alone now can we move on now?

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All 0 of them.

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By selecting the what?

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...the what?

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Oh really? Why THANKS Sherlock, I never would have noticed!

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It's not a very hard thing to explain.

Then again you're kind of a dunce so...

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You've said what, moving on.

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...HAHAHAHA-hey wait, that's not how science works.

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I'd rather be disturbed.

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She's...taking a nap? Cloning herself? Both?

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I don't even want to consider the implications of that.

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Leave? Yes.

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Give me options? No. Drat.

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Oh well, might as well say SCREW THE TUTORIAL!

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Can I skip this to?

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In the future, they took the phrase 'out of your level' to a whole new meaning.

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My brother's WHAT?!

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...quick, let's close the message while she's sleeping.

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A piece of paper?

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DAMNIT STOP FALLING ASLEEP IN MY TRANSIT! Wait, did I say that wrong?

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But can I see it versa-vice?

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I shall as well. The first step to leaving me alone is...

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We have a blinky thing. Yaaaaaaaaayyyy......

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...dang it I mixed up right and left, and didn't notice until now...

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TO PREPARING THE NEXT UPDATE!

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YOU TROLL, I NEED EM WAVES

I AM ACTUALLY DOING THIS IN 5 PARTS! Hopefully all of them today!

[spoiler=Part 4.4. I still troll]

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Define 'battle data'

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Aw, she's sad she's being a nuisance. That makes me happy inside.

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HOORAY! Quick, run!

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Can I press a different button and skip this?

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Drat the buttons that aren't A don't do anything!

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It was a lot better before you showed up.

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*Puts a revolver against head*

*Fires*

...*bullet bounces off skin*

That never works...which is probably why I do.

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To kill, not stun?

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Wow, that's something I never would have guessed! Aren't you just the junior detecting of the decade?

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Oh, so battle cards are siblingist now? What a bunch of jerks.

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THEN WHY HAVE I FAVORITED AN AIR SPREAD! IT HAS 10 ATTACK!

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Chocolate and peanut butter? Hat and tie? Hit and run?

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Oh wow, I'm soooooooooooo surprised.

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Anything you think we don't need is automatically important.

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Something something PRESIDENT FACEBOOK?! I'm strapped for material here...

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So can my and I give each other TURBO BOOSTS?!

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Part 3 of 5, making it part 4.6

[spoiler=Is it even worth the screencaps anymore?]

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You aside, yep.

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This is the blinky thing!

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Dear...Luna...please...go...away...done!

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President Facebook did it first!

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Thaaaaaaaat doesn't sound good. What if someone posted nude pictures?

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"We can post all the-hey, what's with the ninja holding a flamethrower?"

I bet none of you will find that funny.

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This feels ever so slightly reminiscent of slavery.

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Mmkay...letters.

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Nice, but...I feel it could be more punctual.

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Much better.

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Aside from missing a few expletives, it's perfect.

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Is that a brand of missiles? I can has missile launch?

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Why would I need a secret message? Am I a spy or something? *gasp* I bet I am, and that's why I never talk to anyone! Man I wish I had not skipped the cutscenes!

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You mean like all secrets?

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Guh, do I have to tell it to you?

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...relatives of yours have become married? I mean...if you aren't related already then that's the only way I know of for that to happen.

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I'm totally going to lie on it.

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In the future, being accountable for what you said is for chumps.

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Mhm, got it.

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More letters...excellent. Now, an uninspired person would literally write 'something' here, but I am not uninspired. I'm a troll.

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Hm...you know, upon review, I don't have enough room here to put 'No matter how much I hate her, Geo would still **** Luna.'

Provided, that wouldn't have been very funny, so...why the hell did I say I was going to put that? I guess so you could try and fill in the 4 asterisks?

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Make note of how they don't have an apostrophe. And people call me crazy.

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They did, however, remember to put the asterisks, which is nice, because I like asterisks. They make a large number of bad jokes possible.

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If you're me, then you appreciate that capital 1 is an exclamation point like on a keyboard...no wait a minute, Capital One is a rewards cards...

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Yyyyyyyyyyyyyep. Luna is going to be so pissed.

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3...2...1...

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...

...

...Well, this was far less violent of a reaction than I was hoping.

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Related to them.

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Actually, that's really creepy. Like Siamese twins. I mean...I take showers behind a curtain for a reason.

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Aren't you somehow one?

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Come to school?

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You can just read the scoffiness in her voice when she says 'real friends'

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One with the force through cake? Is that a lie? Darn I should have put that for my secret!

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You know, this game could use four or so hundred more walls. I mean, just look at all this unneeded outside.

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So many dots and blinking in this game, I'm just waiting for PacMan to show up.

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Get the duct tape. We're going to do the impossible. Make Luna shut up.

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If ever I don't know what to make a joke about, I remind everyone of how Geo's sprite looks pissed.

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That sounds like a hassle to keep up with. I really hate it when games have gameplay-relevant real time features.

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Interwebs via President Facebook?!

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How does one be 'on air'? Wouldn't you fall?

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Then you will both fall.

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I'm surprised you can hear anything over your own babbling.

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Is it to come to school?

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GET A RUNNING GAG BESIDES BEING STUPID! It's very hard to predict what you're going to say in a comedic fashion otherwise!

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Certainly won't be adding you to the list.

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You must be trying to get me mortally wouldn't, no one is dumb enough to legitimately suggest standing on air.

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Does anyone even play this game anymore? I would have to say no.

So this bit is useless.

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No caps 0 out of 10

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She totally wants me.

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YOU ALREADY SAID THAT! STOP NAPPING! Or are you just being smug with me? Because if you are, I will unleash upon your miserable existence A CAN OF-

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Got short term memory issues?!

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I HAVE AGREED TO NOTHING!

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Ooh, the inky black screen of continuing next update!

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I AM ACTUALLY DOING THIS IN 5 PARTS! Hopefully all of them today!

[spoiler=Part 4.4. I still troll]

fXsddBG.png

Define 'battle data'

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Aw, she's sad she's being a nuisance. That makes me happy inside.

SnU9hLB.png

HOORAY! Quick, run!

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Can I press a different button and skip this?

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Drat the buttons that aren't A don't do anything!

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It was a lot better before you showed up.

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*Puts a revolver against head*

*Fires*

...*bullet bounces off skin*

That never works...which is probably why I do.

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To kill, not stun?

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Wow, that's something I never would have guessed! Aren't you just the junior detecting of the decade?

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Oh, so battle cards are siblingist now? What a bunch of jerks.

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THEN WHY HAVE I FAVORITED AN AIR SPREAD! IT HAS 10 ATTACK!

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Chocolate and peanut butter? Hat and tie? Hit and run?

GoeGite.png

Oh wow, I'm soooooooooooo surprised.

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Anything you think we don't need is automatically important.

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Something something PRESIDENT FACEBOOK?! I'm strapped for material here...

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So can my and I give each other TURBO BOOSTS?!

Part 3 of 5, making it part 4.6

[spoiler=Is it even worth the screencaps anymore?]

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You aside, yep.

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This is the blinky thing!

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Dear...Luna...please...go...away...done!

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President Facebook did it first!

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Thaaaaaaaat doesn't sound good. What if someone posted nude pictures?

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"We can post all the-hey, what's with the ninja holding a flamethrower?"

I bet none of you will find that funny.

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This feels ever so slightly reminiscent of slavery.

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Mmkay...letters.

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Nice, but...I feel it could be more punctual.

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Much better.

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Aside from missing a few expletives, it's perfect.

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Is that a brand of missiles? I can has missile launch?

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Why would I need a secret message? Am I a spy or something? *gasp* I bet I am, and that's why I never talk to anyone! Man I wish I had not skipped the cutscenes!

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You mean like all secrets?

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Guh, do I have to tell it to you?

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...relatives of yours have become married? I mean...if you aren't related already then that's the only way I know of for that to happen.

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I'm totally going to lie on it.

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In the future, being accountable for what you said is for chumps.

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Mhm, got it.

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More letters...excellent. Now, an uninspired person would literally write 'something' here, but I am not uninspired. I'm a troll.

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Hm...you know, upon review, I don't have enough room here to put 'No matter how much I hate her, Geo would still **** Luna.'

Provided, that wouldn't have been very funny, so...why the hell did I say I was going to put that? I guess so you could try and fill in the 4 asterisks?

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Make note of how they don't have an apostrophe. And people call me crazy.

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They did, however, remember to put the asterisks, which is nice, because I like asterisks. They make a large number of bad jokes possible.

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If you're me, then you appreciate that capital 1 is an exclamation point like on a keyboard...no wait a minute, Capital One is a rewards cards...

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Yyyyyyyyyyyyyep. Luna is going to be so pissed.

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3...2...1...

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...

...

...Well, this was far less violent of a reaction than I was hoping.

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Related to them.

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Actually, that's really creepy. Like Siamese twins. I mean...I take showers behind a curtain for a reason.

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Aren't you somehow one?

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Come to school?

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You can just read the scoffiness in her voice when she says 'real friends'

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One with the force through cake? Is that a lie? Darn I should have put that for my secret!

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You know, this game could use four or so hundred more walls. I mean, just look at all this unneeded outside.

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So many dots and blinking in this game, I'm just waiting for PacMan to show up.

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Get the duct tape. We're going to do the impossible. Make Luna shut up.

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If ever I don't know what to make a joke about, I remind everyone of how Geo's sprite looks pissed.

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That sounds like a hassle to keep up with. I really hate it when games have gameplay-relevant real time features.

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Interwebs via President Facebook?!

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How does one be 'on air'? Wouldn't you fall?

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Then you will both fall.

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I'm surprised you can hear anything over your own babbling.

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Is it to come to school?

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GET A RUNNING GAG BESIDES BEING STUPID! It's very hard to predict what you're going to say in a comedic fashion otherwise!

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Certainly won't be adding you to the list.

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You must be trying to get me mortally wouldn't, no one is dumb enough to legitimately suggest standing on air.

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Does anyone even play this game anymore? I would have to say no.

So this bit is useless.

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No caps 0 out of 10

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She totally wants me.

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YOU ALREADY SAID THAT! STOP NAPPING! Or are you just being smug with me? Because if you are, I will unleash upon your miserable existence A CAN OF-

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Got short term memory issues?!

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I HAVE AGREED TO NOTHING!

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Ooh, the inky black screen of continuing next update!

TL;DR :P

0/10

Whurrrr muhhhh wavessssss

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Getting luna to shut up. you just said the impossible. cant be done.

on a side note the update count of this is going to be ridiculous by the end of just the first boss.

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Getting luna to shut up. you just said the impossible. cant be done.

on a side note the update count of this is going to be ridiculous by the end of just the first boss.

...you think we'll get to the first boss?

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[spoiler=4.8]

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Just when I thought I was going to get to move~

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AAAAAAAAAAARGH! I! DO! THIS! E! NOUGH! IN! REAL! LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I really don't want to check this...

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Sometimes I hate being so dedicated.

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If this is a repeat of the last part I swear I'll-

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GO AWAY.

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I DON'T CARE.

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FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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K, I remember John talking about those.

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Wait, so only relatives can email each other? Sheesh, no wonder my inbox is so clean...

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Oh all the dickitude one could do with that.

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I think she's insinuating I'm the one with memory troubles.

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Which I may not.

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Well you already used tutorial labor to make have one of those, so no issue there.

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So you've been lying to me this whole time! Thy horrid fiend!

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STOPIT STOPIT SHUT UP I'VE READ ALL THIS ALREADY!

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None. Of. Them.

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One day I'll make an update dedicated to Luna's demise. Which will probably end up being 7, then 2 more for weapon preparation, another 5 for my escape route, an extra featuring the police investigation...

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Worst. Train placement. Ever.

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Riveting.

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I'm so amazed.

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Drat, if only I had a taller, younger, green clad brother whose shoulders I could stand of to use him as a drill in order to dig up the stat booster bean under that patch of dirt.

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And after this is only one more part of the update. After this, we may actually do something.

Oh my, who would have thought?

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i have that much faith in you.

That is an incredible feet to say the least. Unfortunately, it's quite late were I am, so the next update will have to come tomorrow.

So all be ready for: Part 4.finished, where something finally get's done.

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Hey, great to have you Poly.

And now, at long last, longer given Serene's weird IMG policies, I complete this part of the game! In 500 more updates, I might even beat it!

[spoiler=Give or take a few dozen]

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I began this update, even though it was midnight when I captured this and it's not even noon when I'm writing it up.

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If he looks hard enough, he might just find Waldo.

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...where? Just to clarify I have no understanding of what's going on right now.

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Mmmmm....bowl of cereal...wait, who?

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Did he rob us?

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Well that's like the opposite of robbing...I really should have read the cutscenes.

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Hm, what do you know, it does only have one lens.

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Ah great, more inherited magic bullcrap in a JRPG.

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...visuals?

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That's the dumbest idea ever.

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[spoiler=Best theme for this scenario. Totally]

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Some say it's possible to wear google glass without looking like a dweeb.

This is not proof of that.

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Certainly not me.

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Because I am an individual who bases my inferences and beliefs on multiple directions of logic, I get the strange pessimistic feeling that he is dead and to believe otherwise is a brash and emotionally clouded decision.

Which of course, because this is a JRPG, means he's obviously alive.

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I know you can't hear it, but write now there is the distinct sounds of whistling Sci-fi birds.

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Geo, as always, providing the enlightening wisdom of ellipses.

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His what?

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The chirping is speeding up, I tell you! The Space Birds are approaching!

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Death by Birdemic: Shock and Terror!

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And then I died. What else would the white screen be for?

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Eh?

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WHAT THE FUDGE IS-mmmm, fudge.

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You know, I'm not quite comfortable with this scenario.

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Alright, now this is just silly.

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Welll...duh.

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Wait, what? Energy beings? That doesn't even make sense!

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Fits the bill.

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Because apparently physics are dead in this universe. Probably happened three years ago like everything else.

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...kid, the milky way is the galaxy you're in. You couldn't see it from a platform in the first place.

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I dunno, there's a tale-tale absence of electric sheep.

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Hm. Well, that subplot resolved itself quickly.

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Never mind.

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I don't. :Soldier: Well that was pointless.

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...nope, still don't get it.

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Shut the FLIP up! I can list like, 20 things we saw today!

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You jerk! You zapped something ON MY FACE!

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For Pete's sake, you might have even given poor Geo brain damage!

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Well my father's kind of dead, so...

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I feel disturbed again.

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His name is Exor, rappers angel, big traveling blade with the Axem Rangers told to look out for Mario and his partyo of-

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Doesn't seem very hard to pronounce. That's also a pretty pretentious nickname.

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Wow, an entire planet of radio stations!

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Ah, the age old pondery of each species being an alien to each other.

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Alright, because I skipped his previous dialogue, what he said amounts to barely anything new.

But the point is that with magic plot glasses I can see something made of electromagnetic waves which is alive! Somehow...

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That seems like it may have...RELEVANCE!

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EVERYONE IN THIS UNIVERSE IS A STALKER!

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Because apparently Geo is target of the century!

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IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

Space space space wanna go to space SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

Space...the final frontier...this is the story of the SS Video Game Enterprise-

Alright, that's all the space jokes I can make up.

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Michael Jackson! Son of thing really did become Agent M!

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I was close enough.

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EARTHQUAKE! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! Oh wait, you can't see the screen rumble. Alright, just humor me for a moment, grab your monitor and shake it real quick. See that? That's what happened.

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You brought guests. Wonderful, just wonderful.

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Why do I even bother?

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And by creeps you mean policemen, right?

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...that train just magically appeared of the track. Okay okay, that's it, I'm done I'M DONE!

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I don't think this game cares.

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I smell COMBAT! And it smells TOASTY!

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Dude, that's a steam train. It runs off of burning petrified remains of extinct creatures. How could a virus possible affect it?

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Everyone in this game is DUMBB! I think Geo's even joined Luna in the 'napping in the middle of something' club!

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:Germany: Danke Schon, KAPITAN SHERLOCK!

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Hey look, a legitimate point! So send her a warning dolt!

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Punch it lightly and repeatedly!

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Still smells toasty!

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Does everything here really need to be repeated a hundred and fifty times?

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Oh by the way this guy turned himself into a marble and entered my bloodstream or something.

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I don't recall ever hearing of those.

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Most emotion response ever 10/10.

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How many lessons have I missed in this game?

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...you know, there are a lot of different sprites for Geo. It's pretty cool.

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KA-MEY-HA-MEY-HAAAAAAAAAAA!

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I swear, this game...

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I swear, this game...

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These glasses must be made of the latest magic phlebotinum technology.

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Well there goes the stat booster bean.

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I'd rather not let you out my sight, thank you very much.

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Hm, alright then.

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Apparently there isn't Walmart in the future.

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...no comment.

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Oh boy, catch phrase time!

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What could possibly go wrong?!

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Vital info that was conveniently forgotten in 3...2...1...

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Wow, I need a button to put on glasses.

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Sense! Finally!

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Movement! And the next update, holes!

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