Screenshot SB plays a POKEMON HACK FROM HELL [Complete!]

[Sunshine]

This is hilarious. Following.

[eclipse]

Is it a bad thing that I want to punch Janice in the gigantic space between her eyes?

Also, no Pokeballs? SERIOUSLY?! I'd find a way to hack some in, just to spite the creators.

[Mighty Kamina]

No pokeballs before the first gym: Awful. Having one of the starters be weak to the first gym: Meh

The two together: God awful.

Good luck getting through this, and I'm definitely going to follow this.

[MRDRHAWK]

you should stream this and/or get a Skype group together so we can all make fun of it

or something

[FrostyFireMage]

How dare they raep Steven like that?

[Lance Masayoshi]

you should stream this and/or get a Skype group together so we can all make fun of it

or something

I have a feeling this was somewhat targeted at me

since we failed to do it

How dare they raep Steven like that?

i know its terribu

[SB.]

exams are tiring

[spoiler=I HEARD YOU LIKE TUTORIALS]

RYAN MAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE ANGSTING ABOUT HAVING TO GO TO THIS PLACE TOO

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS

Also I just realized wtf my character is stuck in the running pose.

CAN I GO TO HOPE'S PEAK INSTEAD

A SCHOOL LIFE OF MUTUAL KILLING HAS TO BE BETTER THAN THIS

Meanwhile, on the other side of the (incredibly small) island...

Maybe she's a SECRET AGENT

A really shit one considering she can't notice the person stood right behind her.

Anyway, back to the school. Sigh...

NO

WE DON'T NEED TUTORIALS

But seriously:

I just turned on autofire. One of these classes is lore that I don't even get and the rest of them are incredibly simple stuff you should all know if you're playing this because IF YOU KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT POKEMON TO WANT TO PLAY A ROM HACK OF IT, I'M PRETTY SURE YOU DON'T NEED TO YOU NAME AND GIVE AN EXAMPLE OF ALL SEVENTEEN TYPES (yes, the game has literally done this.)

Well at least it's over no-

FUCK ANOTHER FLOOR

I ALREADY KNOW ABOUT BERRIES AND POTIONS AND SHIT LEAVE ME ALONE

GOD

Anyway, after that we need to go back downstairs with no indication that this is what we're supposed to do, and then...

The staircase is no longer blocked.

I wonder what sort of fun we'll be having here!

I don't really feel like this works at all, but whatever.

I WAS ATTACKED BY TUTORIALS

THEY LASTED FOREVER EVEN WITH TURBOSPEED+AUTOFIRE

MR JOHN

I LEARNT NOTHING THAT I DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW FROM THOSE TUTORIALS FUCK YOU

Aka: renamed gym leaders.

And?

But I'm the best!

WAIT WHAT

DUDE I HAVE A LEVEL 13 I THINK I'M PAST "THE BASICS".

Rival battle is a go?

WHY DO YOU NEED TO TELL US WHERE TO STAND

AND WHY DID I NOT JUST MOVE ONE SPACE DOWN AND MAKE THIS FAR EASIER ON ALL OF US

please tell me you aren't going to pull a FRLG oak

I'm pretty sure the best way to learn is by getting exp.

Then SCREEN SHAKING

EARTHQUAKE

but what about EARTHQUAKE

THE DARK ORGANIZATION AND THEIR LEVEL 2 SWOOBAT ARMY ARE ATTACKING, EVERYONE RUN

IT'S OK I'M SURE ALL THEY KNOW ABOUT BERRIES AND SHIT WILL SAVE THEM

Oh, yeah.

Why was that here again?

I HOPE YOU ALL DIE FOR MAKING ME SUFFER THE TUTORIALS

HOW DID WE GET IN HERE WITH THAT ROCK IN THE WAY

[Vhaltz]

"HOW DID WE GET IN HERE WITH THAT ROCK IN THE WAY"

Because you're ghosts, the tutorials slowly sapped the life away from you until there was nothing left.

[Lance Masayoshi]

"HOW DID WE GET IN HERE WITH THAT ROCK IN THE WAY"

Because you're ghosts, the tutorials slowly sapped the life away from you until there was nothing left.

This game sapped the life out of me when I booted it up ._.

How it won Hack of the Year surprises me.

[Skynstein]

You haven't known hell until you've played Pokémon Kaizo Blue.

[Lance Masayoshi]

You haven't known hell until you've played Pokémon Kaizo Blue.

Have you played this game mate

This is top shit tier. And what's Kaizo Blue?

[Vhaltz]

Wait this game won an AWARD?

How is that even possible? was it 100% sarcasm?

[SB.]

You get a DOUBLE UPDATE because I'm in the mood to hate everything.

[spoiler=POKEDEX WHOA]

So uh, time for a cave that's way too long for no reason?

Am I really going to eolve this thing before I get my Pokedex?

There are random NPCs around, none of them do anything and they just wander aimlessly despite the fact they should be running the fuck away.

lol level 15

poisionpowder lasted a long time

my god

i'm not even deliberately grinding to make the hack look bad

i'm just killing anything i run into

EVOLUTION BEFORE GETTING A POKEDEX

LOGIC

We're near the end!

Let's be honest here, they could all die and neither of us would even know.

WHY DID YOU NOT BOTHER ME A SECOND AGO WHEN WE WERE TALKING

FREE GIFTS

ONLY 90 MINUTES IN GAME TIME LATE

but why do we even need them

what

did you have them all yourself of like

but if they were given to you MR JOHN had like a dozen pokedexes stuffed in his pocket???

this doesn't make any sense BUT NEITHER HAVE THE REST OF THE DECISIONS THIS GAME MADE

so are we free of bad rival #2? YES

WE'RE FREE OF THE SCHOOL FINALLY

we're frozen in the running pose again, gud job game

Why are your reasons having for such bad grammer,

ELLIPSIS RETURNS

JUST LET ME LEAVE HAVE I NOT SUFFERED ENOUGH

do you mean that Nobody Actually Knew this cave lead to the academy, and rather than going through to try and help you were just stood around here completely by chance?

good fucking job

silent protaganist tho

Or that.

The rest got murdered by Zubats or something because they're chumps.

I said no such thing.

STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH THIS ISN'T MAFIA

Well they're all in the cave so they can't be doing a very good job of it!

This dialogue is so foooooooooooooooooorced

DESTRUCTIVE ACTS

what

i wasn't being careless

i was fucking going to school

jesus woman you're a fucking moron

I already hate you, I don't really care.

Please don't.

Forget you ever met me.

I'll try to do the same to you.

I'm sure they'll find you repulsive as well.

Anyway we're finally FREEEEEE-

NO

I DON'T CARE FOR YOUR ADVICE

UNFORTUNATELY THE GAME DOES SO BACKTRACKING GO

[Lance Masayoshi]

Wait this game won an AWARD?

How is that even possible? was it 100% sarcasm?

If you check Pokecommunity this hack won THREE awards.

And I'm not joking.

[SB.]

The game HAS implemented some kinda neat stuff, it's just that the content of the game itself is kind of appalling.

[Lance Masayoshi]

The music is I think what won the award, but I'm not 100% sure

[Tryhard]

venasaur solo

[Vhaltz]

STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH THIS ISN'T MAFIA

DESTRUCTIVE ACTS

My god these two are sooooooooooo bad

[Darros]

Tbh if the dark organization destroyed the academy they can't be all that bad.. *eyes emoji*

[SB.]

I CAN'T STOP

[spoiler=WE CAN FINALLY CATCH THINGS BUT DON'T]

We're meant to be going home, but if you stop in front of the first gym there's a sign that says:

Good job.

Does this mean I don't have to play anymore? Hooray!

NO LET THIS END

MY DREAM IS TO ESCAPE THIS HACK

I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT TO

Unconvincing change in opinions, I bet she's scum.

OH YEAH

NOW THERE ARE TRAINER BATTLES IN TOWNS

YOU KNOW, THE PLACES WHERE YOUR'RE MEANT TO BE SAFE.

I don't know what this is.

Manix reminded me to GO UP.

FREE STUFF

(The TM is Mega Punch, which Manix keeps complaining that Charmander can't learn.)

BUT DON'T WORRY MAN NEITHER CAN IVYSAUR

Anyway we go back to Silkwind and on the way...

THE POKEBALL

There are actually five so this should be plural, but the game is a doofus.

BAD RIVAL WHY

BUT I DON'T WANT TO

Sleep Powder op.

Why is WALLACE here

BUT IT HAS FULL HEALTH

but free Pokemon get I guess, but I'm not using it.

They added UNDERLEVELLED TRAINERS along the way back but everything we can catch so far sucks, is a grass type, or is Ducklett (which I'm using in my other file) so it's just an easy Ivysaur kill.

I missed some dialogue but basically he was like I HAVE CUT I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU IF YOU BEAT ME

No clue how we were meant to know he has it.

It was level 6 or something come on man.

CUT

THE GRASS MOVE, YOU KNOW

I tried to go DOWN to abuse something but we need to beat the leader first, I guess.

Uh, no she isn't looking for us.

CONSULT THE HELIX ROCK

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS NATURALLY

WHY DOES THIS RANDOM TRAINER HAVE A LEVEL 6 TROPIUS

THE GRAMMAR

THE BROKEN TEXT BOXES

THE GENERIC DIALOGUE

THE BATTLE

Why does everyone have a Charmander?

It was easy either way.

That you SUCK I bet.

[Lance Masayoshi]

Haha fighting the female protagonist. All the plot holes

[Grace]

this game is sucking my life away

do not recommend/10

[SB.]

FOR SOME REASON, MORE

[spoiler=WHY DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN]

ANYWAY GYM BATTLE

AFTER THE TRAINERS



NO

THIS WAS A CRIT AND A CONFUSION HAX

ANOTHER ONE WHAT

GIVE ME ANOTHER BADGE PLS

But I don't want to battle youuuuuuuuuuuu

Why do you have so many healing items

Arguably it was better that way, but meh.

Well duh, I'm the best.

Aerial Ace.

Anyway, we're going to pseudo-gambreak now!

Oh fuck it's this shithead again.

*SOMETHING ABOUT FELINAR GOES HERE*

And then BATTLE

But he kind of sucks.

BUT I ALREADY HAVE LIKE FIVE OF THOSE

I went past this a couple of times, you can't really do anything in it right now, but well...

Level 29 Geodude after the first gym lololol

FUCK

Whyyyyyyyy

BACK TO NORTH OF THE FIRST TOWN

ELLIPSIS RETURNS

(It's the leader and Claire)

We don't caaaaaaaaaaare about your ambiguous talking.

So much envy.

Well most people who are actually good at Pokemon probably realize that this is a Bad Game.

OH GOD THE GRAMMAR ERRORS STOP

"Say something, Onii-Chan..."

Pokemon don't talk you numpty.

How did you become a gym leader again?

By guardian, does it just mean trainer?

It just sounds like you're glorifying it tbqh.

Yeah, I've had enough of this pointless sideplot too.

Why did the conversation start with but?

Then BATTLE HAPPENED

lol

Apparently this is a legendary?

Apparently that doesn't matter when you're up against something with an SE attack at twice your level lmao.

Because you're a CHUMP.

[Ice Sage]

so the game takes your badge so you have to get it again

wow

and man, those fakemon are atrocious rofl

[Lance Masayoshi]

so the game takes your badge so you have to get it again

wow

and man, those fakemon are atrocious rofl

Do you mind a slight spoiler?

If you do ignore this

You have to get them all again later in the story

Like all of them due to plot and you have to fight all the leaders again