Screenshot SB plays a POKEMON HACK FROM HELL [Complete!]

[eclipse]

Only if you cook and eat all the rabbits. Maybe feed it to Ivysaur, 'cause it has what plants crave?

(urge to smack whoever gave this hack an award other than "worst QA team")

[Comet]

light platinum has a decent plot (as far as a pokemon plot can go), really good pokemon distribution, and is actually kind of hard.

[Scarlet]

Th-th-this hack won awards?

Multiple times even?

...

I have once again lost all faith in mankind.

[Lance Masayoshi]

light platinum has a decent plot (as far as a pokemon plot can go), really good pokemon distribution, and is actually kind of hard.

Still need to play it

Th-th-this hack won awards?

Multiple times even?

...

I have once again lost all faith in mankind.

Three years, all for the same thing

Me neither lol

[SB.]

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE RABBITS

[spoiler=MISTAKES WERE MADE WHEN CREATING THIS MONSTER OF A HACK]

>Hoenn

WHO BUILT THIS HOUSE

there is absolutely nothing in this town of relevance though, so moving on?

QUESTS WHAT IS THIS

i legit didn't know these existed

I FOUND IT

FUCK IT DISAPPEARED

i legit have no idea what causes it to appear, so

OUT OF THE STUPID DESERT

Hilariously, despite the inflation this still only costs 500. gg game.

Where's my useful item?

Give it to me.

This is a kind of useful thing?

Unfortunately it's random and kind of a pain in the ass.

Every time I see this thing I read it as Touhou eclipse.

Honestly I don't hate it as much as the other Fakemons but I'm not using it anyway, so.

gj game

I caught a couple of Pokemon but nothing I really felt like using, so meh.

WHY IS THIS HOUSE COMPLETELY EMPTY

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT THE ONE SAYING WEIRD THINGS

Well if he was kidnapped by the Dark Organization, he's probably a massive chump and not worth bothering with anyway.

And naturally rather than doing anything ABOUT it, it's up to the kid to do it.

Fuck the rangers, they're all completely useless.

WHO IS THIS DIANNE PERSON

Anyway, now there's a REALLY LONG BRIDGE

Like, this was the full length of it and I have no idea why it's so long?

It feels like it's trying to be Black and White but without the 3D it's kind of just shit.

IT CLEARLY WASN'T LONG ENOUGH IF THE RABBIT IS STILL HERE

This is totally a water tileset right guys?

This girl was like "do you like grass Pokemon? You do? Great! take this TM for MAGNITUDE."

I don't get it.

Random Leftovers ok.

SUDDENLY IT'S SNOWING

This area is just plain unfun, for one main reason.

THIS SHITTY MECHANIC

Basically you'll be randomly walking through grass then FREEZE for no real reason, and then you have to HOPE it lets you thaw out because if not...

YOU GET TAKEN BACK TO THIS HOUSE AND HAVE TO GO BACK TO WHERE YOU WERE AND HOPE YOU DON'T FREEZE AGAIN ON THE WAY BACK

You probably will.

There's one way around it though.

We can get a Cold Scarf off of this guy.

So you're going to give it to us out of the GOODNESS OF YOUR HEART right?

WRONG

This is complete bullshit. You're making us pay 3.5k in order to subvert a bullshit mechanic that only exists to piss us off.

Since you can just get lucky and avoid it, I'm just going to blatantly abuse save states to get around it.

I have more done, but I'm about done for the night, so.

Edited May 19, 2014 by SB.

[Rainbow Skittles]

honestly, this hack is more tolerable than snakewood

mainly because the creator isn't an asshat

[Scarlet]

"Oh hey, I find this item to be totally useless.

SO I'm going to sell it to you for a ridiculous price!"

THIS IS NOT HOW SELLING ITEMS TO PEOPLE WORKS

[Lance Masayoshi]

Are you talking about the shops Scarlet. Also SB do the other Ruby Destiny games

[Scarlet]

Are you talking about the shops Scarlet.

No, I'm talking about the guy who literally claimed that he found the Cold Scarf to be completely useless, and then tried to sell that very same scarf to the guy he told it was useless.

[eclipse]

I am not a toucan, brb banning SB forever

Not only are there graphical glitches, annoying mechanics, and a cringe-worthy story, someone forgot to change all the NPC dialogue. WTF is this?!

[Vhaltz]

Every time I see this thing I read it as Touhou eclipse.

Welp, eclipse will now forever be a toucan in my mind

[Grace]

so i just figured out that you can infinitely farm rare candies in this game, provided you have 500 monies

[spoiler=howto (largeish images)]

this building, after some Future Events that haven't been covered yet by SB

pick either path, talk to the guy offscreen, pay 500 monies

and literally hold up when you get teleported to the next screen. collect item (a rare candy), wash rinse repeat until you have enough (and you can sell them to get more in the same method!)

mmmm speedup is great for this

(i limited myself to 50 for the sake of not being completely breaking)

Edited May 21, 2014 by Curly Brace

[SB.]

shortish updates coming because MEH

[spoiler=THE RABBIT RETURNS]

IT TOOK WAY TOO MANY SAVE STATES TO GET HERE WITHOUT FREEZING

Dat face.

DOUBLE TEAM WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

WHY AM I FIGHTING AN EXEGGUTOR BEFORE MY THIRD BADGE

RABBIT GENOCIDE

ALMOST THERE

Man for EVIL PEOPLE they really aren't that scary.

WELL THERE'S ONLY ONE POSSIBLE DIRECTION SO I GUESS IT'S FROM THE LEFT????

BUT I CAN'T PROGRESS THROUGH THE HORRIBLE STORY WITHOUT YOU

DARK ORGY RETURNS

FUCK NOT YOU TOO

WELL IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THEM

YEAH WELL HE MUST BE PRETTY SHIT

AND TOTALLY HASN'T TROLLED ME WHILE FIGHTING HIM MULTIPLE TIMES

KNIGHTS

YES

I CAN LEAVE LEANA AND HOPE SHE DIES

"I'm going back to my town where you need to go. But don't worry, I'll warp you to YOUR home town even though you want to be in the exact same place as me."

"Aren't I thoughtful?"

ANYWAY GYM

This is basically Platinum!Gardenia's gym except shit. Beat the trainers and...

these things show up. No rotating rip.

HOW IS THIS DIALOGUE FOR INITIATING A BATTLE

It's okay, I've already decided you suck.

Apparently?

YES

NO

GOOD MATCHUP

RAGE

OH GOD WHAT

oh

BEST WALL

YES IT'S SLEEPING

WHAT IT ALREADY WOKE UP I JUST SWITCHED

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

ANOTHER ATTEMPT:

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

erm

shit

Next time, I might actually win!

[Baldrick]

WHY AM I FIGHTING AN EXEGGUTOR BEFORE MY THIRD BADGE

Practice.

[Lance Masayoshi]

I don't like Andrew.

Too stronk 4 me

[NobodiePichu]

so i was poking around and found this little bit of info bout the game case anyone's interested in what apparently makes the game great.

[spoiler=read at you own risk]Pokémon Ruby Destiny Life of Guardians (Version 15.0)
Complete | Ruby (U) 1.0


Features:

Explore the new region of Hevah
Play as a new hero or heroine and battle against new rivals
New tiles, sprites, maps, music, events, and Pokémon
Increased difficulty; Trainers will reward you with less money and items will be expensive than normal
Day and night system
Three game modes: Good, Bad and Normal!

Bugs:

Possible that Ralts will faint during the Light Catching Pokémon script
Some new music takes a bit of time to start to play
Some music are a bit loud
Don't press 'A' repeatedly or hold any directional buttons during any events in the game.

found at http://pokeromhack.blogspot.ca/2012/06/pokemon-rom-hacks-list.html

so yeah. still looks awful

[SB.]

WELCOME BACK TO PURGATORY

[spoiler=THE THIRD (FOURTH) BADGE]

LETS GO

NO THIS WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN

fuck paralysis

hypocrisy/10

TANK THOSE SOLARBEAMS

Because I know Joltik can't!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

SO MUCH RAGE

FINALLY

NO

NOT AGAIN

I HATE EVERYTHING I CAN'T TANK PSYBEAMS

DO YOU ENJOY MY SUFFERING GAME?

DO YOU?

After a little while, I decide getting Ivysaur paralyzed so it can't be slept is probably a good plan.

Now Ivysaur slept Roselia, Exeggutor comes out.

...Fuck you game.

YOU COULDN'T HAVE EVEN LET ME SELF-DESTRUCT?

I'D BE DEAD ANYWAY MAN

IMAGINE THAT NEVER HAPPENED

i have no idea why ivysaur isn't paralyzed this time either

FUCK YOU AND YOUR FULL HEALS

IT'S A NEVER ENDING CYCLE

YES

WASTE YOUR FULL HEALS

JUST AS PLANNED

OKAY YOU FUCKER I'M READY THIS TIME

...I hate this game.

ALTERNATE UNIVERSE #84

GOOD FUCKING NIGHT.

Anyway, the rest of this fight should theoretically be a lot less rage inducing.

Unfortunately Ruby Destiny hates you and your family and won't let that happen.

BUT THEN HE HAD MORE FULL HEALS

This is the point where I realize something crucial.

Cherrim can't touch Ivysaur.

Outside of Solarbeam, of course, but that's a 4x resist.

Doesn't stop it from being annoying as hell though.

Especially when I'm murdering it with the now grass type cut, since I have no other moves that can hurt it.

FUCK YOU ANDREW IF I LEFT YOU TO DIE IN THE FUCKING SNOW NOBODY WOULD'VE KNOWN

AND NOBODY WOULD'VE CARED.

AND NOW THE CYCLE REPEATS

ONLY THIS TIME IT'S AGAINST A 4X RESIST

ISN'T THIS FUN GUYS????????????????????

Thankfully, I remember Joltik is still alive.

fury cutter op pls nerf

YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON

NO, I DON'T GIVE OUT MY NAME TO ASSHOLES LIKE YOU

DAMMIT GAME

Now I have the Symbol of Life, can I end yours?

Unfortunately, yes.

Really? Good. I hated her too.

Did you not hear me?

Good fucking job. How the fuck did you become a leader when you're this

Anyway, TM.

SOLARBEAM

REALLY

AFTER WATER PULSE?

GOOD BALANCE GAME

GOOD BALANCE

[Vhaltz]

The game is totally preparing you for dumb new difficulty leaps

[Lance Masayoshi]

This isn't even the hard part of the game

[MRDRHAWK]

I forgot you were still doing this

[MacLovin]

I am not a toucan, brb banning SB forever

Not only are there graphical glitches, annoying mechanics, and a cringe-worthy story, someone forgot to change all the NPC dialogue. WTF is this?!

utbay ouyay ollowfay ouryay osenay otay hetay ruitfay oopslay!

[SB.]

I think it's been a solid 3 or 4 months since I've actually touched this game.

[spoiler=IT DOESN'T GET BETTER WITH AGE]

I CAN'T EVEN HEAL IN PEACE

I DON'T REMEMBER IF I HATE YOU OR NOT

BUT I PROBABLY DID SO FUCK OFF RYAN

what is this

every time i see "hehehe" laughs i think the person is a creeper no joke

ROCK SMASH

THAT WOULD'VE BEEN USEFUL TO GET THE COLD SCARF WITHOUT HAVING TO BUY IT

FUCK YOU TOO GAME

I'll need it, if I'm to emerge with my sanity in tact.

It's only been five screens or so and I can already feel it slipping again.

ANYWAY I GO EAST OF GUARDIA(?) TOWN AND THEN

PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE NOT-STEVEN.

That was intentional.

You've had a couple of months to prepare while I didn't give a fuck!

TOP QUALITY HACKING

Easy stuff

MY HATRED FOR SUPER POTIONS HAS BEEN RENEWED

NOBODY LIKES YOU

stalling op

Of course you will.

Then why waste time battling a dude you've met like, twice?

Anyway, moving on.

In the ice mountain...

Flash get. Nothing else in the cave is useful.

I hope I don't have to explain why this is fucking awful design, because it's fucking awful design.

With the power of Rock Smash, now we can progress!

THIS SURE IS INTUITIVE MAPPING

YES, WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT THEY WOULD HAVE TO GO TO A PLACE WHERE IT SNOWS AT SOME POINT IN THEIR LIFE

NOT ME, THAT'S FOR SURE

DARN SO COLD

'sup?

You don't think about a lot of things, do you?

SUDDENLY, YE OLDE SPEAK

It was an easy fight.

"then we'll have to break the text box instead!"

Or BLATANT CHEATING.

WHY AM I UNABLE TO RUN AWAY

And then it was foggy or something.

Guess what destinedjagold's favorite punctuation is?

INTIMIDATING EYES

HORRIBLE BATTLE BACKGROUNDS

MORE ELIPSISES

THE TRUE RUBY DESTINY EXPERIENCE

Next time: an escape?

[MRDRHAWK]

lmao what the hell even is this that's going on

[Lance Masayoshi]

I hope we do the bad ending cause the bad ending is better.

[SB.]

I assume "better" means "less terrible".