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Ash Blindplays FireRed!

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Funny enough, even though my nickname is Ash, I have only beaten two Pokémon games ever. Not too many more have I even played. So, I decided today to run through FireRed, mostly blind... This'll be my first time doing something like this. I hope it's not too bad.

[spoiler=Part 1: Are you Ready?]

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So, here's the title screen... Nothing odd here.

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Oak's introduction, basic stuff really.

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Not gonna fool around, gonna get right to the beef of it.

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Hobbies include: Kicking ass and taking names.

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Please note it says "Legend." This is hilarious as I am known to be Terrabad at Pokémon.

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So, our story starts after a hardcore night session of Super Mario Bros.

Of course, all by my lonesome. Damn... Will needs more friends.

Anyways, so we quickly head out and right away go for the tall grass!!

Our excitement was just TOO MUCH.

However...

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Oak appears out of nowhere to stop our most likely apparent demise!

He then leads us away to his lab to get our first Pokémon.

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My body is ready.

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I go for Charmander, mostly because I favor fire types.

I named him Ashes out of old habit, I usually like to name my first fire type this.

So, I try to leave, but suddenly...

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Reggie challenges me!

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I am not sure if my body is ready...

Edited by Alm

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>Ashes

nope. I'm out.

Also, I demand a Nidoking is used. NIDOKING IS A BOSS.

Edited by Polydeuces

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Oh... That's why you need someone for photoshop! xD imeanyoutotalycouldhaveusedpaintbutwhateverhaha

You should totally use a caterpie, btw, Ash :W

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Here's part 2:

[spoiler=Part 2: The Dangers of Tall Grass]

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Oh god, oh god!!!

Our first battle?! HE'S A WATER TYPE!?!?!?!

OH SHIT I AM FUCKED!

UHHH QUICK! ASHES! SPAM ANYTHING!

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Uh... wait? WHAT!?

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Uh... well, this went better than I expected...?

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I know... You had the type advantage and you STILL lost!

Looks like your body wasn't so ready after all...

So, after his embarrassing defeat. Reggie runs off.

Now we can finally check out that tall grass!

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Alright... we got this..

Just like Oak said... Ashes'll protect me...

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OH MAN! I am so glad Oak saved me from this absolute TERROR earlier!

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I'd of made a gif showing how fucking weak this thing was... but I don't think it would even of been worth it.

So, I head into the new town. Figuring It'd be a good idea to stock up on potions, I head to the Pokémart.

BUT WAIT!

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We need to play delivery man for the shopkeeper.

.... he doesn't have employees or something? How the hell does he deliver anything?

What an awful store.

So, we deliver the thing or whatever. Oak then compliments me for taking out some rodents and birds.

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This dude makes me feel retarded.

So, we talk for a bit. WHEN SUDDENLY! REGGIE APPEARS!

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And upon reminding him, Oak's senile memory starts to kick in.

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We also finally learn how to use balls.

Oak then explains that he wants us to fill out his PokéDEX...

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Needless to say... some dreams were meant to be crushed. Good luck, Reggie.

Also...

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Also, I demand a Nidoking is used. NIDOKING IS A BOSS.

Ah, I don't think I have ever used one of these before... I think I will!

Thanks for the suggestion!

You should totally use a caterpie, btw, Ash :W

Hmm... I'll think about it..

Edited by Alm

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funny enough, your nickname is ash and you've actually won a pokemon battle XD

gotta love maerk's reggie photoshops too...but reggie would never go down that easy!! -375/10 worst lp ever would not link at 4chan

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Here's Part 3:

[spoiler=Part 3: That was easy]

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So, now that we have the town map.

I head out to catch a few more Pokémon as well as do a little grinding.

Nothing too eventful.

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I don't even need to point out this joke.

Anyways, I ended up with this team.

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Ashes, the Charmander.
Rita, the Pidgey.
Boney, the Metapod.
And Mark, the Mankey.
Don't ask....

Now, after grinding I eventually ran into Reggie again!

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As usual. He is quick to mock me....
But, somehow. I don't feel as stupid as when I talk to the all-praising Oak.

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Meh, he should of grinded more.

So, after cleaning up with Reggie. We head on over to the Viridian Forest.
Here we learn something VERY important!

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Aw, darn! If only I had known this sooner...!

Other than that, nothing really happened here.

Mostly just fought some trainers.

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And I likewise mostly just had Rita spam Gust.

SO! We finally reach Pewter!
LETS GO TO THE MUSEUM!!

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... never going there again.

Anyways, so lets go back to exploring!

I run around town for a bit...

However, upon trying to exit the town. We are stopped in our tracks.


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Almost forgot, we have a Gym to beat.

So, we go into the gym, and see Brock right away...

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Uh-oh! Looks like we have another unexpected battle!

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Heh... anyone reading this right now has no idea how funny this is.

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He was pretty easy though, all I did was have Mark spam Low Kick.

Upon talking to Liam one more time after winning, we get this interesting quote.

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...Moving on...

OUR FIRST GYM LEADER!

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Don't worry. I've fought off rodents, bugs, and birds.
I CAN SO HANDLE THIS!

Some music for you to listen to.

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..... HUH?

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WAIT, HOLD ON!!

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WHY WAS THAT SO DAMN EASY?!

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AND WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THAT!?!

ALL I'VE DONE SO FAR IS TAKE OUT A COUPLE ROCKS, RODENTS, BIRDS, AND BUGS!!

Edited by Alm

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