Julius Nepos Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 However, Stalin sued Waluigi for insurance fraud, and he was brought before the intergalactic space court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreadFighter Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Then Wario became a huge fire breathing space demon and ate the space court. But the court was stomach acid proof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Wario in his new dragon body had thus become the space court itself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Nepos Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Wario, now the intergalactic space court, found Stalin guilty of whatever, Wario is a fire breathing intergalactic space court demon dragon, so he can do whatever he wants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Wario, now the intergalactic space court, found Stalin guilty of whatever, Wario is a fire breathing intergalactic space court demon dragon, so he can do whatever he wants. T/O Can some one please draw that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 T/O Can some one please draw that? In an alternate universe, no one drew that, so Stalin came back from the grave and bitch slapped existence. However, we live in the real world, so that has to get drawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirNicee Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Stalin then called Black Dynamite over to aid in his escape because hey, he's Black Dynamite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Nepos Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Hattusili I, the venerable, wise and powerful King of Hatti, yes so powerful that he could fit many lines into one sentence (behold, for he is doing it right now!), has now, in his unending wisdom and using the finest traits of diplomacy that only he masters, brokered peace between Stalin, Black Dynamite and Wario, but the community of Serenes Forest wasn't happy with the king's actions, for in describing his actions he is taking many lines, and though they are technically all one sentence, Hattusili is clearly going against the intended rules of the topic, for the posts were supposed to be short and not long, but the mighty king Hattusili saw the flaw in the rules, for they only state that posts can be one sentence long and make no other comment on the length, even though this rule was effected to prevent long posts from appearing, for which reason the community grew angry with Hattusili - and Hattusili knew this; yes, he knew very well that with every letter he typed, with which he was extending his ever-longer but theoretically speaking still one sentence, he would anger the community, but he was not afraid of Serenes Forest's anger, for Hattusili is a mighty king, as befits a King of Hatti, and he would not bow to the demands of this community, as he had never bowed to the demands of an enemy, nor to the demands of a personal foe, for he is as mighty, wise and brave in his capacity as a person as he is in his capacity as king, though the title of emperor would suit him better, given his undying glory, wisdom and courage - but he knew very well that Serenes Forest would be angry with him for writing such a long post, even though it was technically all one sentence, so he wasn't breaking the rules, but he knew that this was not the only reason they were angry with him, for they were also angry that he had allied himself with Wario, because he was a scary fire breathing dragon and had eaten the intergalactic space court, and with Stalin, because he is a communist and a dick, and with Black Dynamite, because fuck Black Dynamite, and Hattusili knew this all too well, but he was not afraid, for his courage is as undying as his wisdom, which is mightier than the Sun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 To long, didn't read, except for the part about it being one sentence, so the grammar police arrested Hattusili for a run on sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreadFighter Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Then the grammar police threw him in jail and made him play Pirated Chinese games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTheFool Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Said Pirated Chinese games included that one Titanic video game that JonTron reviewed and as such, the spirits of Rose and Jack came forth to haunt him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Hattusili was then possessed by the spirits of Jack and Rose. Each taking turns controlling his body Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTheFool Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Following some general ghostly shenanigans with Hattusili's body, Jack and Rose engage in the ghostly frickle frackle as the now freed Hattusili looks on in horror/envy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Thus Simon Belmont was called in to assist Bill Murray in defeating the spirits of the lovers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len1million Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Classy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Very. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreadFighter Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 The Classiness then turned the world upside down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 We all started speaking French as the classiness started taking its effect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 So Mayora lead a campaign to make everyone speak Italian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Nepos Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 As the classiness grows stronger, we stop speaking French and Italian and start speaking Latin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 There's nothing classy about Latin, so that lasted all of five minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTheFool Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Our classiness diminished, we discover relics of something in search of more; we find the ways of the neckbeard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudkipz1234 Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 The neckbeard was soon deminished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendor Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 James Cameron goes to the bottom of the ocean and raises the bar again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 The raising of the bar caused a radical decrease in sea depth as a result of the raised sea floor, flooding much of the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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