Why am I doing this? (LP)

[Klokinator]

I believe he's saying that that's the damage Joshua could do with a killing edge if he double crits on Saar.

Yes but what the hell does that have to do with an FE6 LP topic?

[phobia]

i laughed for ten years

these have to be the worst mugs ever

[spoiler=let's go]

I'm not going to comment.

Yeah, they're really fucking annoying.

But uh, this chapter is otherwise empty.

21 atk.

I didn't ask.

Are you sure that's what it looks like?

Take that, rebel scum!

More perfect kills.

Look at this great chin I have. I mean, holy shit.

Runnnn from the archer.

See? Annoying.

Ouch.

There's no need to fear, underdog is here.

IS THAT WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE? CAUSE WE'RE TRYING TO ACTUALLY GIVE THEM ALL HUGS

y'know what i just lost half my post by accident so long story short i got cocky and lance ate a silver lance and died and i ragequit

fuck LANCE good night

[Klokinator]

Hahahaha Roy dealing one damage on that knight but killing him made me actually lol irl XD

[phobia]

someone chipped, of course

[phobia]

also sry i've been sleeping weird will prob update today/tomorrow

[Klokinator]

This is why I always say to remove any spare dicks from under your covers, so you avoid unpleasantness during the night. Nobody listens to me.

[phobia]

This is why I always say to remove any spare dicks from under your covers, so you avoid unpleasantness during the night. Nobody listens to me.

I've never ever heard you say that.

[Klokinator]

Probably because you didn't remove the dicks from under your covers and they were stuck in your ears when I said it.

Duh.

[Elieson]

Did somebody say dicks?

[phobia]

hey i lied

i was busy yesterday and the day before

also today and now im super tired

tomorrow night/sunday morning/afternoon expect two or three chapters thx

Edited September 7, 2014 by phobia

[phobia]

This is the worst chapter in the game. I was totally wrong.

Also, finally finally finally updated.

[spoiler=FUCK YOU]

fucking bullshit dragon knights. oh my god.

there's literally fucking 2 and they both blow horse dicks out their ass and they're SO ANNOYING

also i barely paid attention on enemy phases so i apologize for any missing levels if there are any

Alright so check out this buttfuckery.

in fact i'm too fucking pissed off to comment on the shit that happened so here's an album of screwups

http://imgur.com/a/6zaA2 this one was actually pretty hilarious bc i took a REALLY FUCKING STUPID risk, but it shouldn't've happened anyway.

wouldn't've happened in ANY OTHER FIRE EMBLEM.

Okay, this time I'm going to actually try. SPOILER ALERT, I WIN THIS ONE.

I've read this conversation 8 times

Finally hit this fucker twice

yay

I can't kill him so I might as well do as much damage as I can.

yeah whatever.

NOFUCK YOU

LOOKS LIKE I LIED

ELEN YOU STUPID CUNT

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Okay now for real this one went well. Completely well.

Uhhh imgur's broken. Too lazy to look for solutions.

Here I come, photobucket.

aaaand photobucket fucks up the order of the uploads. surprising.

i'll add everything when i fix it. leaving this post here.

will be edited!

wat was goin on here

Thanks, Deke.

Does it.

Was sick of this guy's shit.

And this guy's.

double teamed

Uh this guy hit what a fegit

take that, turdburglar

ROY'S OUR BOY

No one finds my star wars jokes funny.

Ehhh... eventually, I guess.

shanna does something finally.

whatever.

Thanks, jerrot!

Shrekt

Jerrot looks concerned.

Appreciate it, Marcus!

competent level!?

I like defense, i suppose.

JEEZus christ

FUCK DRAGONS

Ostia's just a city?

Murder ponybois

Yeah whatever lol.

"No, I'm King Zephiel." and then he kills Roy.

Time to try again.

Buddy system.

I was gonna train a bit in here but i want Allen to use swords more.
Although actually iirc you can S as many things as possible?

But yeah.

Goodbye!

And break!

BREAK EVERYTHING

Spammier and swolier.

Mediocre er.

jerrot contriboots

Thiefier and Rapeier.

Prododge.

protip rutger's a god

I was gonna have him hit people so Clarine could spam mend but he can't hit ANYTHING

Tried anyway

Off to a good start.

GOTCHA.

Good level.

sortof.

YEAH, NO SHIT.

edited

Edited September 7, 2014 by phobia

[phobia]

[spoiler=yeah, real secure. (rant)]

debias kind of blew.

So let me get this straight.

They kill Hector, Marquess Ostia, and kidnap his daughter, the acting Marquess.

Legance keeps Lilina in a 2x2 cell in the middle of the castle they took from her, expecting fully for a couple of caveliers and some annoying dragons to protect an Armor Knight from getting his ass handed to him, when the Lycian army has 3 archers and the Lord has a Rapier. The armor knight almost literally can't hit the broad side of a barn with his only weapon.

All this said, Legance, again, fully expects this castle to be protected from the likes of such war greats as Marcus and the son of Eliwood. When they do break in, he's in such a state of complete shock to where he tries to have Hector's daughter assassinated, thinking he can just, y'know, get away with that. He tells this soldier, this generic, unnamed soldier, to kill her quietly, so as not to alert anyone who might turn against them in the middle of battle.

This is how much effort he puts into actually assassinating Lilina. He literally sends an archer to attack her, and he can't reach her if she moves exactly one space to the left and then back as the archer runs by her to meet up with the attacking Lycian army.

After all this, Lilina takes a couple seconds to realize that her castle is being taken back by the son of Eliwood, who was very close friends with Hector.

Also they don't gang up on Roy, the heart and soul of the entire Lycian force, instead they stab Elen in the face once even though I have Clarine nearby. I'm pretty sure this entire army takes the prize for having the lowest IQ ever.

See?

Now, I'm gonna cut to the chase:

Chad died and I ragequit for the night.

But I just wanted to share all that shit.

[Klokinator]

See?

This has inspired me. XD

[phobia]

whoops

[spoiler=late]

Teh uzuel

Forgot to ss this level up.

allen! no!

At least Lance is getting a little better.

So difficult to level...

Now, this knight has a horseslayer?

yep

potato chip

Seal the deal.

Moar killing.

Also chad's growths mm.

Roy does something useful.

Nice crit.

Then turn around scrub.

Was planning to just chip but OK.

all the crits!

teamwork

Shanna's pretty bad, actually.

And Elen's okay.

stab in the hair!

ooh, yay. Commence BROMANCE!

Not faring very well, dude.

a triple

Revenge!

Suuure.

Yeah, I don't think so.

So I'm waltzing past the back side of the throne room and OH GOD

OH GOD SHANNA
OH G O D
But you know what! I said "Fuck that shit, I don't think I need Shanna anyway!" So you can suck my balls, Rebel! Tate is supposed to be much better! I hope.
someone please tell me if this disqualifies me from reaching any gaidens

Who are you again?

Allen forgot to strength.

Oh god. Very close.

NOW ROAST SOME REBELS

Allen doesn't care!

I guess I missed another level.

I should do this every time.

Defenseger!

toasty.png

Dafuq happened here

Nice level for a nice person. aww

Must hit things, though.

This boss is a freakin gaywad.

A montage bc lazy.

Finally!

[spoiler=rip]

rip thany