Screenshot LHM/HHM Playthrough, err.. thing!

[Nisya]

Or why wait for today when I can just do it right now!

Chapter 28x - Part 1

Tearful goodbyes as we fixate our eyes on the road before us.

Starring:

Just kidding, they're only there because the game forces me to.

This is neither Hector, Nergal or Jaffar. The fuck?

Yo!

Can't have GBA Fire Emblem without an underground water level!
Huh, what did you say? Fire Emblem 8?

You only got one? I have 5.

Why the mad face Hector?

No... but we could use some experience and treasure chests.

Yay Hector, advocating a relentless lifetime of suffering.

MY GIRL LIMSTELLA HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU (HEHE)

Since there isn't anyone but you three there, NOPE.

"essence"

you little Brigand? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the FE Tactician prologue chapters, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Bern, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in siege tome warfare and I’m the top Paladin in the Lycian Knights. You are nothing to me but just another unpromoted mook. I will wipe you the fuck out with hit rates the likes of which has never been seen before on this game universe, mark my fucking skill. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on Hector Hard Mode? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret Ostian network of spies across Sacae and your save-states are being traced right now so you better prepare for the RNG critical, maggot. The critical that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your growth rates. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, dodge everything, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that is just with an iron sword. Not only am I extensively trained in anima magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Legendary Weapons and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the throne, you little unpromoted shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re going to have to reset, you goddamn idiot. I will shit criticals all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking game over, kiddo.

Probably used some magic tome.

HE FELL IN LOVE

Judge Sonia.

I'm 100% sure that who-ever wrote this line knew what they were doing.

Oh goddamnit, I have to make a comparison to the average Eliwood, well here we go.

HP -1.2, Str +2.45, Skill -2.5, Spd -0.6, Luck +0.45, Def -0.7, Res +0.45

Exchanges some STR for Skill, which is nice, but he is slightly below average.

Sonia stats, that 4 con. Otherwise she is pretty threatening. Fiora could barely dent her I recall.

Harken and Isadora can enjoy some relationship building on the bench.

And we're off! No snipers on ballista allowed!

Hector and Nino will slowly walk behind the rest, doing nothing.

We haven't had much of the whirl-o-copter, or whatever it's called yet.

Apparently guarantees sick levels!

And great dodging skill!

DESTROY THE ENEMY. I think that Bartre one was a crit.

Eliwood's first combat as a promoted unit!

She isn't even trying to get a decent level anymore... :(

Lol someone got Serra to shut up.

Rule 1: poison weapons always hit.

Serra finally quiet, then this guy goes and 'restores' her.

WHIRLING GOOD LEVEL UP MODE ....

Fails to work on characters other than Bartre.

Failed Lyn crit capture.

Didn't notice this hero had a ranged weapon, only tickles though.

LYN NOT TIRED YET!

Couple of items to steal here, going to get this blue gem and an angelic robe.

Good luck trying to hurt Fiora with your magic weapons.

Perfect.

Not helping guys! I have two restore staves ready anyway.

Aren't you supposed to have capped skill and speed by now?

Cleaned up part 1 of the units.

Ah, the famous technique he also deployed back in chapter 11!

GOTCHA, thanks Ninan.

Bartre is on fire this chapter. He isbottom-left on the map dealing with all the pegs that spawn.

Enemy is now taking long range shots at us while they launched a coordinated wyvern attack from the south.

While the floor tiles changed, we are surrounded, can we make it out unscathed?

Find out in part 2 since I made too many shots again and had to split them up.

[Nisya]

Chapter 28x - Part 2

Getting closer to that S rank.

All the wyverns are cleaned up easily.

Bartre enjoying the water side after slaying a bunch of peg reinforcements.

Bolting

Fuck that hurt.

So did this probably.

Character promotion halves their growth rates I think.

Warm bed after the bolting hit.

BARTRE WE NEED YOUR AID IN THE NORTH-WEST.

This might be the last Ninian level.

This is how it's done.

BE SMITED BY THE HOLY LIGHT YOU ABOMINATION

Imagine if she had no Delphi Shield :(

Fuck off.

Pewpew

Nice level.

I repeat: FUCK OFF

Grrr

More pegasus knight destruction.

Most dangerous weapon in the game.

Checked whom were close to level, distributed experience accordingly.

Time to hit the gym Canas.

The latest desperate morphs throwing themselves on my weaponry.

Going to use that for sure! *ahem*

That muscle.

Get one shot.

Most of my units drowned, RIP.

Getting there.

SO FAST!

Hmm. this is not going to work.

I could do it the easy way.

BUT WHERE IS THE FUN IN THAT

LYN SHALL WEATHER THE STORM

GOT IT, SPAMMED THAT SCREENSHOT BUTTON

Nergal highest authority.

Great finisher.

He is more or less in some sort of undead state.

What did she want? Up to your imagination!

No we don't. Anyway Eliwood is in charge and he wants some quality time with Ninian.

OR ELSE

What? She is a puppet? Who saw that coming?

[Cancer Lancer]

Lol, this looks like it was fun.

I'll follow it till you finish, I guess lol.

Your level ups are pretty OP though.

[Nisya]

I can't complain about my level-ups (but still I will).

Time for the great magic unit extermination of 'whatever year it is in the game'.

Chapter 29 - Part 1

And us, GHAHA

2 wyvern units on the map imply the contrary.

Ah yes, he was going to join us.

Right?

Finally some recognition.

You can't see souls with your human eyes.

LYN IS BETRAYING THE OTHERS!

Fine, we brought a lot of blood from the all fallen enemy units with us.

NO HE WONT NOW SIT DOWN ON THE BENCH.

Boots to Harken, so he can stay on par with Isadora. AND HE IS AWESOME.

No treasure here, no Matthew (I kinda forgot to promote him, but no worries) and no Lowen since his resistance is the lowest.

TIME FOR THE GREAT MAGICAL MASSACRE

SEND THE ELITE ANTI MAGIC UNIT.

And Eliwood, who can one shot the squishies.

YOU STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST OUR COMBINED MIGHT

This guy is not affiliated with my party in any way.

Everything seems easy now (and is for Fiora), but the fucking Valkyries from the north = *$#@)(#*$$.

Training that bow level.

And my good pals; enemy Luna users, no easy chapter allowed.

Get your siege shit away from me.

oh god, the potential pain.

No problems for Lyn.

UNLIKE ELIWOOD WHO TAKES A NAP

Some well deserved experience.

I've never seen the AI use one of those.

Some combat screens, can't remember what's special about them.

Oh god, why.

Can still heal a berserked unit, so that's nice.

Stop that bandit!

STOP WASTING THE BRAVE SWORD TRYING TO KILL MERLINUS.

Lol magic traingle.

I'm pretty sure Batre gets doubled.

WELL ARENT YOU THE MOST USELESS UNIT IN THE WORLD

There, now stop being mad.

She missed, THIS IS NO TIME TO MISS.

This is though!

Will hit by enemies stuff counter: 100%

Harken knows what to get in a map filled with magic users.

Sigh..

SOMEONE WARP WILL BACK TO WHEREVER HE CAME FROM

Light brand not effective.

HALLELUJAH

More.

Status.

Staves.

They give anyone a tome now-a-days.

Ok Fiora, WE NEED YOUR HELP.

Lyn god-tier unit confirmed.

So strong, so tank.

WAKEY WAKEY

This enemy sniper is level 20.

He just woke up, he isnt tired yet.

Canas is now silenced, AND STOP SENDING THE VALKYRIES PLS

Team middle slowly dying.

Want to know what would happen if I went for it?

She would've died.

I expect at least 4 stats with drops lady.

Look who is awake!

NOPE

We might lack a lot, but crit rates isn't one of those things.

Failed to capture Lyn crit.

STILL NOT DONE.

Harken I like you, Eliwood you suck.

Good job.

TURN 208, STILL MORE MAGIC REINFORCEMENTS, ALMOST OUT OF WEAPONS AND MONEY.

Healing level.

Wil level (...)

About time for some wyverns I think.

Female druid sprite!

Heroic combat.

BEST UNIT

You can't shut up Serra.

The level 20 sniper was still alive.

Ok, apparently you can shut up Serra (as seen in earlier chapters, but whatever)

Bring in more Valks, all with status staves, WHY NOT.

Indeed, what a mess...

[Nisya]

4-5 more chapters left! *makes exhausted sounds*

Chapter 29 - Part 2

Vaida stats! She looks like a great pre-promote (HM bonus at work), except that speed really hurts her and drags her down. Note: only female unit with actual con! Although that 8 aid makes no sense?

Yea seems like we're doing fine.

No there are wyverns there.

No we recruited them.

AS A FIGHTING UNIT OR BENCHWARMER?

Benchwarmer.

Congratulations Wil, you saved one usage of Restore!

CRIT THEM *#$(#($ VALKS

Oh Serra! Canas wants to hear your sweet voice.

They're ganging up on Merlinus.

So he has 86 avoid (what a god), they have around 80-90 hit, depending on weapon and minor stat differences.

So he is pretty much safe.

2 Purge motherfuckers next to Lloyd.

Amazing STR :)

SUPPORT TIME

She ain't interested bro.

Set up the torture device.

He has the boots to keep up!

remember what? ALL THE RUNS U WERE BENCHED INSTEAD OF BOOSTED + DROPS?

Hurray!

Merlinus is handing out free candy, come all.

Canas being a very solid unit, he tends to get screwed quite often.

Bartre can't handle them, GO HELP HARKEN. (Hector already capped EXP)

Lloyd too easy for a supported Fiora. I wish they'd gave him something better than a light brand..

Lol

The fuck? One managed to hit him. That would've been like 2-5% hit without true hit.. So actually even less.

Lloyd totally wrecks Eliwood though.

AREA SECURE, COMMENCE BOSS FIGHT.

7 is the lucky number right? :)

Bro, we aren't the people you seek. Come join so u can revenge yes?

No?

Fine...

SHOCKER

While using Wil to poke him is lame, using Fiora is just as lame and boring. Whatever, lots of my units have problems against him, hehe.

RECRUITMENT CONV... ok I'll stop. I'm traumatized, I wanted Lloyd to join so bad when I first played this 9-10 years ago.

COME IN PEACE.

Sorry, he'll have to wait for a while!

Yells wait, then proceeds to...

Attack first and kill him, :D

RIP :(

Decent level on some highly needed stats.

Like any of my units would get critted.

Suddenly Athos.

Because they'd rather die than exact vengeance on the true evil people who hurt 'em.

ENTER LIST OF GIANT PLOT HOLES THAT ARE CAUSED BY THIS.

Yea, EXPLAIN.

Nice 'test', having several hundred people killed and ours put in constant danger.

Oh well, need to level up somehow :)

WE DIABLO FARMING NOW.

Eliwood using his hair as a source of lighting.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT HIM. APPREHEND HIM.

Teenage girl Bramimond (how do u spell his name?), only cares for himself.

What is he talks to himself? Implodes from the paradox?

I doubt dogs or cows can wield them.

YES THAT IS NERGAL.

HELP THE MOON IS CRASHING DOWN UPON ELIBE.

I want to make a tasteless joke about penetration, but I'm too ashamed to write that shit down.

Damn, should've written that joke.

BRING IT.

Oh, they are transferring their stats again! I'm pleased.

He looks dressed.

Yet you can easily solo Nergal with Aureola equipped..

YAY! No wait, fuck, almost done writing now I have to compare to average Hector..

HP +1.9, Str -0.4, Skill -1.55, Spd +0.35, Luck +2.3, Def +2.5, Res +2.25

I was about to be sad, but he is far more tanky than the average Hector, I'll take it!

Tear to pieces = hands. What do we need that weapon for.

IDEA!

Yea, Eliwood going to slay a dragon!

No, it is for Bartre.

No, Silver Axe.

Great specific instructions. Thanks Hector!

[Oshimos]

Vaida stats! She looks like a great pre-promote (HM bonus at work), except that speed really hurts her and drags her down. Note: only female unit with actual con! Although that 8 aid makes no sense?

For some reason, female units have their Con subtracted from 20 instead of 25 when calculating their aid. Maybe they're riding smaller female mounts, too?

Also it means that enemy peg knights are totally dudes in skirts

[Nisya]

For some reason, female units have their Con subtracted from 20 instead of 25 when calculating their aid. Maybe they're riding smaller female mounts, too?

Also it means that enemy peg knights are totally dudes in skirts

Ah, is that how it works? Never gave it any attention, I thought it were just arbitrary numbers.

[Nisya]

Time to get some of that legendary metal.

Chapter 30

Dart pissed because he is on the bench..?

Obligatory FE6 location revisit, or pre-visit.

Most of the game is a trial by Arthos anyway.

SO WHY DOESN'T IT DO MAGIC DAMAGE

Fuck, it's going to be maths.

Doesn't look black to me.

NO,

Like a little child.

BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY!

Wait? TWO UNITS ALLOWED.

It's going to be Matthew, this time I didn't forget to promote him! Bad promotion gains though.

Such evil, I can't steal those now. Too bad.

The trial has begun.

GIVE, HECTOR WANTS.

MEDIC!!!!!!!

Good, we haven't looted the elixir yet, need some dodge.

DIE!@!!@!@!@@!#$$#$#$!$#@$

HOLY SHIT, THIS GUY, WHAT A GOD.

Thank you.

Less exciting, but he needs that skill.

Damn, he got poisoned.

Hector with swords and an acceptable level.

GO TEAM

HEAL TIME!

5 HP, 2 POISON TURNS, WILL HE MAKE IT?

Yes

Matthew can wreck the boss, but this is Hector's trial.

Okidoki

WINNING.

His stats by the way.

Rawr.

THWOMP

Looks throne-ish.

Ok, whalecum to the team.

I'm going to steal that introduction if you don't mind.

I disagree, doing nothing is my hobby.

REVERSE FE6 SPOILERS.

He and Matthew went alone in a dark, hot cave. What did you think they were doing.

Time to slay some ice dragons.

Hey, I wanted to play that map for experience.

Legendary oversize piece of dragon killing metal*.

ORCS ARE NEARBY.

OR ERR... THAT!

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Casually gets back on his horse after.

He knows more, interrogate him!

Sorry, no refunds.

Obligatory Eliwood bug during cutscene picture.

DUM DUM DUM DUM.

:(

:'(

Athos wants to join the picture also.

This only does 5 damage to Nergal... FAKE.

But light is, hehehehehe.

Sad Lyn and Looking Away Hector.

AND SO ENDS THE GIGANTIC FORCED SLOW TEXT CUT SCENE

ALL HAIL EMULATOR SPACEBAR!

[momogeek2141]

I really hated not being able to skim the text.

[Nisya]

Chapter 31

I sure took my time.

Lets rub it in some more.

He is the adviser now?

EXCEPT FOR THE PART ITS NOT.

(TO THE AFTERLIFE)

Removing 95% of the story makes it seem like Athos and Nergal are in league with each other.

Never saw that coming.

QUICKLY, SUPPORT THE WALLS

Get to work Eliwood.

ENOUGH SPOTS FOR MY UNITS?!

Why not some sunny and beachy place?

Or we could just annihilate the boss, stop reinforcements and kill them all.

SO STR BLESSED.

IS DEAD, GET OVER IT.

First order of business, get rid of silence staff.

Isadora for choke holder 2014.

They can miss?!

Bro, you're being outclassed.

This is how we roll.

Fuck.

Fuck^2

Despite Hector ordering them to stay put, they move. Need one alive for Karla shopping chapter.

Not sure if failed screenshot, or perfectly timed silencer.

Anyway, that general gave 100 experience.

Fixing Wil (not that he can be fixed)

Bothered checking the map and giving some appropriate equipment.

Those generals have tons of defense.

Levels.

Shit, axereavers. SAVE ISADORA SOMEONE!

Nope.

lol.

They come with a variety of weapons, some are useless.

LONGBOW VS LONGBOW.

G'night.

Current situation.

NERF GENERAL DEFENSE.

The true warrior level.

Pretty nice.

One of these levels can be labelled 'awesome'.

Horseslayer, yes very interesting, I know.

REKT.

He managed to hit, no crit.

Another guess which level is awesome game!

More longbow on longbow action.

Hmm... nope.

Someone saw the light.

OUCH

Eliwood dealing with top right snipers / druids.

Yay more silencer!

Even more Matthew level.

TOMAHAWK REQUIRED

Eliwood could be in serious trouble if the enemies actually hit.

You're a fucking joke mate.

FUCK

LUNA

SERIOUSLY.

btw he's somewhere to the left of you.

NOT RIGGED AT ALL. I made a save state end of turn, luckily Merlinus could move to RNG fix it, fuck restarting, don't have time for that.

These hit waaaaay too hard.

Nice Eclipse, also go fuck yourself.

Getting that resistance!

I THINK HE BROKE.

Bro team getting that experience.

Never killed Denning this late, I usually pull him by accident, so wyverns!

Damnit, my Brave Sword is losing uses fast.

Yawn.

IS EVERYTHING CAPPED?

NO?

:(

Serra back to a good level after all the horrendous ones.

Who needs thieves when you can use the AI ones to get your stuff!

I vote to remove Luna from the game.

Thx!

And thus everyone got backstabbed by the green shitty soldiers and knights!

Ugh that place agian.

GIVE EARLIER LEGENDARY WEP USE!

Oh save us Lord Hector.

We saved a guy, got side chapter

[Nisya]

ETA for next update, Wednesday. I am very busy atm, also too lazy to organize my shit in the shopping chapter.

[Nisya]

It would be silly not to finish this game *ahem* I mean right on time before Wednesday!

Chapter 31x

HYPE.

Just kidding, nothing will actually happen.

I don't remember Oswin being part of my team.

TIME TO ABUSE

Oh, hello!

I didn't give him a swordreaver, and Hector couldn't reach to trade.

Bartre 2.0 DOOOOOOOOOOOM EDITION

That's about as interesting as it could get.

But I need Karla to get her ass into the arena right away.

Sorry, we got the other guy.

Something went wrong with that statement along the way in between here and FE6

Karla died a couple times.

Losing is no fun however.

*Crowd cheers*

Last turn she somehow won vs this wyvern knight by dodging twice + critting once.

Rescued Karla to give Isadora this amazing level.

:(

EQUALITY BY BRUTE FORCE

RIP, world got rekt.

GG

[Nisya]

Almost done, must follow that one rule which forces me to finish this.

Chapter 32 - P1

Lok'thar ogar

Which will take a while, since we need to murder Kishuna first.

Totally my slogan now.

Who is this guy again?

Why, thank you!

You mean play your flute?

Dumping all my remaining stat boosters on Karla, there are 2 more not visible.

That heaven seal.

Okay!

Strategy? Warp Hector next to a swordmaster / hero. What can go wrong!

Easy first blood.

I was supposed to equip him with a swordreaver so he could actually do something against that swordmaster.

Lancereaver too heavy for Lyn.

Cmon dude.

Slightly better than that iron axe..

Champ.

Canas is going south-east, nosferatu tank style.

Well, there goes my Hector level. I'm not sure why I even brought him along. He only makes it harder..

Re-level 6 is almost just as good!

Instead of fancy jumps on your horse, can you hit the enemy?

Canas still Nosferatu tanking

Wrong weapon equipped.

The first hard part in the beginning, tons of wyverns trying to gib your weakest unit. Some of them have axe-reavers, some have killer lances to make it more difficult.

I hope 16 is enough.

I'm stacked with overkill Recover staves.

Lyn confirmed.

Harken / Isadore / Lowen / Fiora are going north-west, but I need Fiora to help out in the middle atm.

Good, he wouldn't double anyway.

Yea this is not going to happen, better sit in a forest.

Not likely to crit, but if it does...

Karla action!

Have one Wyrmslayer on Matthew, also sick backflip from that wyvern lord.

Pretty much gg if that would hit, restore staves are middle and canas in the south-east.

Situation is stabilizing on all three fronts.

Whatever was screenshotted here is lost forever.

I would say sucky levels, but all Fiora needs is a bit more STR.

The amount of low hit chances is about to skyrocket in my face after this.

Levels!

You have to love the realism, and no, not going (and allowed) to use him.

HE WON'T LIVE LONG ENOUGH FOR THAT TITLE, HEHE.

Turning down free stuff? Stop that.

Because he needs to hit harder.

Nope

Yep, that hit.

Caps strength at level 20/8 with an energy ring..

Too

Many

Shaman

CULL THEM.

Captain balanced getting a great level.

No chapter without Wil being hit in the face

Fiora should be able to take this with her resistance.

EXCEPT THAT'S NOT FIORA

They are bad, yes.

Bartre joins the reliable dodge club.

Membership: not Wil.

Get str please.

Eliwood hitting double 60's?

Go away Limstella :( I had to let Harken in her range because he still needs A support with Isadora.

All ranged weaponry broke..

They ran out of spots for ranged attacks anyway hehe.

And after this starts part 2 of the chapter with non-stop reinforcement spawns to annoy the player.

With Valks in the south-east, Wyverns in the easy, Falcoknights from the north-west and more random stuff.