DreadFighter Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 (edited) Here's how it works. Make an empire and the next person who posts takes it over. Give a valid reason why the empire has failed and don't give overly long descriptions. Rules 1. Don't be Salty 2. Don't let it be too long 3. No saying it is invincible or anything else that makes taking it over I possible. I shall start. I have the empire of Weegeelandia where everyone spends all day sleeping. Edited September 13, 2014 by WaluigiWeegee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 My empire, Draconis, simply picked up the sleeping guards and dropped them into the lake. I rose to Empress due to it. Empire size= Former sizeX1.125. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 (edited) My Empire of Namerica, had called the forces of a pack of giant bald eagles to dive bomb and blow them selves up scaring the Villagers of Draconis out. I took over as PresidentEmperor after the evacuation Edited September 13, 2014 by Formerly ShockMaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreadFighter Posted September 13, 2014 Author Share Posted September 13, 2014 (edited) I then raised the new empire of Fail which is able to take over Namerica with the huge amount of fail it has. Edited September 13, 2014 by WaluigiWeegee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilG Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Soon after, I made the empire of Irony which is able to take over Fail because of the large amount of fail the former empire had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyron Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 I took over the Irony empire in the most un-Ironic way imaginable, the new empire Winter Wonder Land was formed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Karimov Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 It was too cold, and everyone died of starvation. Kazamia takes it over no problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 australia fucking beasts kazamia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 I cast Avada Kedavra, and Australia falls into the ocean, Voldemeria rising in its place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 I send in wizards and mages guns a blazing al over Volemeria After the bloodshed is over,The new nation of Hwaht rises in it's place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughx Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 (edited) On the northern continent, as the new ruler of the Great Imperium of Odavrelth, I send the Golden Aurora (The name of my royal legion) to annex the nation Hwaht! May the northern dawn shine upon you. Edited September 14, 2014 by Naughx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 australia fucking beasts the golden aurora Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 lawn guy land sends in THE SLABBER australia stands no chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreadFighter Posted September 14, 2014 Author Share Posted September 14, 2014 (edited) I then cut you down with my lawn mower empire. They are operated by fire breathing toasters. Edited September 14, 2014 by WaluigiWeegee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 (edited) The lawn mower empire was literally crushed under the feet of Wutdafuq, the living island. Wutdafuq then went to its rest to be the basis of the new empire Edited September 14, 2014 by Formerly ShockMaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughx Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 (edited) The lawn mower empire was literally crushed under the feet of Wutdafuq, the living island. Wutdafuq then went to its rest to be the basis of the new empire Then Wutdafuq gets eaten by the giant abyssal leech Seuqmehw - This giant body forms an empire inclusive of multiple lifeforms. Edited September 14, 2014 by Naughx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Person123 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 I breed an army of giant, genetically modified sea-wasps to parasitize the abyssal leech by injecting it with eggs. Within a week the sea-wasp eggs hatch and devour the abyssal leech from the inside, along with all the lifeforms within before pupating. After they pupate, the adult sea-wasps emerge from their shells and find new hosts. In time, they spread across the entire Ocean, infecting most sea-life. They evolve to become super intelligent, and they form an Empire spanning the world's Oceans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreadFighter Posted September 14, 2014 Author Share Posted September 14, 2014 Little did you know I had a brainwashed Aquaman get all of your sea wasps to work for me, until I told them to build a statue showing my stature Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 I shoved Aquaman and made him cry and took over the empire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 I used my One use summon to summon my Psychic Tandem War Elephant. It's mere presence caused All previous citizens to evacuate and Paralyze the Sea wasp's to be solid ground. I pick up the crown i dropped and proceed to be Emperor once again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Person123 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Instead of usurping command via an exceedingly convoluted plan, I shank Shockmaster and declare myself Emperor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreadFighter Posted September 14, 2014 Author Share Posted September 14, 2014 (edited) I then used a Gassy man filled with Taco Bell to destroy you and your empire Edited September 14, 2014 by WaluigiWeegee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 I gave the man an antacid and usurped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 hires a hit-man to kidnap the current ruler, so that i can reclaim the Empire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 I run in, turn everyone to stone, and set up Geoland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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