Jedi Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Wolt doubles? Unspeakable! Amazing! He's now... On par with base Roy. Wolt for MVP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 MAN OF STEEL HAS ARRIVED USE MAN OF STEEL HE'S THE BEST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 MAN OF STEEL HAS ARRIVED USE MAN OF STEEL HE'S THE BEST But we've had Bors since chapter 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 NOW ITS MY TURN. Are you ready? Letsago Of Turtles and Lycia PART 1 "The Marquis is notably a racist douche" Pherae: You have my sword! Ostia: AND MY AXE Ostian tactics include.. Waiting for the foe to attack their IMPOSSIBLE TO DEFEAT DEFENSES ,and then lose Ouch Hector you're.. bleeding a bit there I AM ZERO Soldier: But.. sire he isn't dea... Zelphiel: SILENCE So basically Bern summoned dragons and have a chick named Idoun who the men call the "Dark Priestess" Must be lovely on senate runs Chad: I think so. Roy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK? DO YOU WANT LYCIA TO GET A GAME OVER!? Chad: I may Roy: ... I find your information lacking. You've been drafted Chad: Now hold on a tic.. Roy: MARCUS SEIZE HIM Chad: Ok ok! gods.. what did I do to deserve this.. To be perfectly honest. Slow and steady wins the race in FE6 early game Marcus goes upward to secure a village Alan and a loldier exchange blows. His low defense isn't so good here.. I SHALL SAVE THE EXPERIENCE FOR A YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPER.. Wait i'm solo.. Whoops. Roy: I'm good, 12% isn't too bad. Knockback is still not an issue MEANWHILE IN THE NORTHERN VILLAGE Good thing we have NAMELESS PRIEST MAN on our side. He's a bro "One big banana family" "If he introduces you to a person named Lucius don't mistake him for a chick." Healing Alan, and whoa Ellen got magic. This could be a good start BEGIN THE COUNTER ATTACK. So far so good. Dammit Lot. Alan fixed the issue and thus we wait again. Who said Archers can't benefit from enemy phase!? Why can't we dodge like this. We cleaned up and Lance got a level. Sadly only level 2 "As much as I want total domination.. It can wait.. Lets get some pizza" "But sire" "ENOUGH.. I ZEPHIEL COMMAND YOU.. Pizza now! "Yes sire" Exit main villian and co You know I was just left in charge so let me leave YOU in charge Because i'm a dick! SURROUND HIM! Hooo... Boy I got careless! I retract my comment from earlier! Wolt: Yeah i'm doing 11 damage What of it? In the best decision of my life I decide its a good idea to give early game Shanna a javelin. Surely this won't bite anyone in the ass later. Marcus meanwhile recruits Banana man after defeating an archer guarding the town. Lugh is a mage who has potential in this game. Res is pretty much near nonexistent on both sides of this conflict (except bosses). If you can get a good mage rolling you'll be set in terms of good damage dealing outside the usual suspects. Woman: We are doomed... but take this stave I guess.. Marcus: Lord Roy.. How have you all not moved since I went up to fetch the village Roy: THESE GUYS ARE TANKY Lugh: Well magic helps Roy: WE DON'T.. Wait who the heck are you? Lugh: Lugh or as i was called the Banana man, a mage. Roy: FIRE EM UP BANDANNA BOY! Lugh: Banana.. you dimwit.. Meanwhile unseen is various cavalry reinforcements at the top And the fight inside the castle begins which became kinda slowish turtling To be continued momentarily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Of Turtles and Lycia Part 2 We begin fighting the loldiers guarding the entrance and meet up with some cavalry SO MANLY Why ON THE DEFENSE NO Dieck thankfully doubles Wolt: You are already dead. -boom- Can we hire this guy seriously. BANANA SLAMMA If I may Axe.. How does your chest feel? -gurgle- There can be only one.. Marcus Crit but it didn't take quite at the right time The Golden Chin laughs at your attempts WARD LANDS THE HAMMER You know I was all praising how you got Mag and survived but was it worth this. Die dammit So this is how that all eventually ended up WARD SHALL CHOKE THE POINT HAMMER STRIKES TRUE This level up wasn't... apeeling Yo lady have your stave. WARD SMASH TONY HAWK You dare throw a javelin at Marcus? Meanwhile this Armor is scared of Ward He should have feared... The Banana Slamma Oh good ol Hal Bread Meanwhile the CHIN GETS MORE ARMOR Chad: How the heck did you throw that through the wall!? Cav: Practice Yay gold I'll never be able to spend Marcus: Fear not. We shall have the mercy your master will not. "Rest peacefully" Lugh: You DARE? Roy: Leave this one for me. Roy: Now time for my secret technique.. SUPER FLARE STAB Cav: What the fu.... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH "Sit on the throne my lord" Good work Mr. Walrus! Well crap :< Hector: Quite frankly the scales were tipped Yes dragons "Not to -COUGH-.. mention I fought one.." "Me and Eliwood also slew a dragon.." "They need you boy.." "Matter of fact.. It foreshadowed my end.." "Only you can do this" "But no funny business.. I'll kill you as a spirit if I see ANYTHING" Roy: But sir.. we "SILENCE" "Her stats.. aren't exactly the best at first either.." :( And so end the reign of the mighty Hector. a Brave soul who combated Nergal and his nefarious schemes and brought Ostia into a golden age. Now its up to Roy and Lilina to secure the future their fathers began. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 calling it now Wolt is going to carry your runif you guys drop him you deserve whatever Bad End you getit's amazing how modest Hector and Eliwood are about their achievements re: dragonswhich makes since, cause Roy Wolt and his underlings kill like a million dragons and Hector and co have trouble with one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SB. Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 THREE PARTS WHY [spoiler=CHAPTER THE FOURTH: THE PRE-MAP] The most trustworthy. Just look at his stache....and terrible hit rates.I think by this point, it already crumbled.I can never get over Narshen's eyes."This way, you'll die as a filler boss earlygame, rather than not making an appearance at all!"Well, threatening her with swords and spears probably helped too."Wait shit you mean these obviously evil guys LIED?"And somehow, he's the only one of them who actually rides a wyvern."We're going to play Twister!"Wow, Clarine actually laughs at my bad jokes?[spoiler=clarine] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujEX3Fsnipo Poor = Ugly, confirmed I don't think insulting the guy holding you hostage will do you any favors, somehow. "I'm evil you know!" "But considering he can't get very far with 4 move, he's probably dead." "he has 5 str so we're probably good" Where are you even going? Oh come on there's no way that will happen- fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SB. Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 [spoiler=CHAPTER THE FOURTH: THE FAILURES] It makes you wonder why people even bother making doors and chests in the first place. CHOKE THE POINT Dammit Roy So strong. Chad for MVP. Lott for actual MVP. At least he got strength...? OH GOD THIS WAS AN ACCIDENT HOW DID IT HIT Clarine plots her revenge or something. Man, everything sucks on this map. NO I WANTED TO SPEND ALL OF OUR GOLD ON DOOR KEYS WHY I don't think he even knows where your mansion is. HOW COULD YOU MISS LOTT Erm.Shit. It works. I can't believe Jedi left Thany equiped with a Javelin! NOT ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU this is jedi's fault Fear the slim lance! And the slightly worse level ups! Okay guys, Chad has this one. NO ALSO NO MERLINUS SAVE ME (still died gg) I WANT TO STOP LOOKING AT THESE LEVELS AND KILL THINGS I missed the shot, but Wolt got a bro level. Decent. Less decent. IT'S OKAY GUYS I GOT THE IMPORTANT VILLAGE WHO NEEDS THE ROBE ANYWAY "I don't really want to join an army lead by a chump with 5 strength." YES MARCUS WHY He was at full HP before! Alan sucks. wow wait what WAIT I FORGOT ABOUT YOU gg Roy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SB. Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 [spoiler=CHAPTER THE FOURTH: THE TIME I DIDN'T LOSE] So good. Not so good. Walling with Chad is what the pros do, right? Okay. I think this crit was actually important. Go Roy? oh god rutger is showing up this turn THIS WILL NOT BACKFIRE AT ALL SOMEHOW IT DIDN'T I think we rolled the worst Rutger possible? gg Still better than Alan. Meanwhile, Lugh gets fed some pirates and uh... Yeah. REINFORCEMENTS OH GOD WHAT FINALLY GOOD LEVELS Now to just feed the bosskill to Roy and- ffs Wait, you mean we didn't kill all of them? He was Super High School Level Trustworthy, after all. But Eric betrayed Lycia on his own...? I'm pretty sure this was obvious before but okay? Anyway, I hope Refa has fun with my inventory swaps! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Hey the javelin was totally legit. Don't blame me :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Alan is so fucking bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondon151 Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 hahahahaha that rutger is so bad he's -1 in HP, str, spd, luk, and def Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 "The access to this site is blocked because it contained mature content" I blame Shin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidmark Iggy Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Alan so gud. He shall pierce the heavens with that sword of his... SPOILERS: He won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 hahahahaha that rutger is so bad he's -1 in HP, str, spd, luk, and def Sad part is. He's still our best unit other then Marcus haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Sad part is. He's still our best unit other then Marcus hahayou do know that when you say this you're just asking for someone to "accidentally" kill him off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 what about DIECK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 you do know that when you say this you're just asking for someone to "accidentally" kill him off Yes, I am fully aware :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 Five Stages of Chapter Five [spoiler=Denial] With these "well equipped" units, I've got this map in the bag. Thanks, SB! [spoiler=Anger] Really? Is that how you're going to be game because I'm better than you also fuck you. [spoiler=Bargaining] Please don't let Rutger die or I am totally fucked and by I, I mean this whole playthrough. [spoiler=Depression] I just realized something. I don't want to play FE6 anymore, I never wanted to play FE6, why did I even agree to do this playthrough in the first place. Maybe if I leave Rutger here long enough, the game will beat itself for me. [spoiler=Acceptance] I think...it's going to be alright. As long as Rutger is on our team, anything is possible! Even beating FE6 with our team of shitlord units! Next time on FE6 Tagteam...something happens! Assuming Horace updates anyways, which may be a bold assumption on my part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I think...it's going to be alright. As long as Rutger is on our team, anything is possible! Even beating FE6 with our team of shitlord units! Rutger just stepped beyond everyone. #RUTOGASPEED In a mere chapter. Refa.. I dno whether to thank you or ask why you didn't use the rest :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SB. Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 okay now you're definitely asking for him to be killed off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 if we kill him i don't actually think we can beat henning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SB. Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 marcus can do it! maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 why don't you just use DIECK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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