Le Communard Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 (edited) In the middle of Death Week, a gruesome delegation appears in your clan hall. These are the insubstantial spirits of your own dead warriors. "You have shamed the clan. You have turned from the old ways. You will face nothing but doom and disaster until you act in a manner worthy of our ancestors Promise them that you will do better in the future. Sacrifice to Humakt for protection from ghosts. Sacrifice to these spirits. Scold them for frightening their own people. Try to bind some of the spirits as magical servants. Edited November 13, 2014 by Le Communard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandragon Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 6. Blame it on someone else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 (edited) 3 and 5. The leaving of offerings as payment for the binding. You have turned from the old ways. LIES AND SLANDER! Edited November 13, 2014 by Loki Laufeyson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 7. Call the Ghostbusters/Luigi to get rid of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Communard Posted November 13, 2014 Author Share Posted November 13, 2014 6. Blame it on someone else So you're saying it was the Heortlings, with whom we have an ancient bloodfeud! Whose traders are a blight upon Issaries name and whose men lay with there sheep since there women be so grotesque! We should have known! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 okay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 I say 1! Also nice to see someone other then me who plays King of Dragons Pass. Its an amazing game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Communard Posted November 13, 2014 Author Share Posted November 13, 2014 (edited) I say 1! Your words mean little when you fail to act as Orlanthi! Were taking the clan magic until you shape up. 3 and 5. The leaving of offerings as payment for the binding. To do such a thing to your own ancestors! Our clan will be known as stickpickers throughout the land! Edited November 13, 2014 by Le Communard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 #2. Always wanted to participate in a sacrifice of something besides a foreskin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 To do such a thing to your own ancestors! Our clan will be known as stickpickers throughout the land! Nah, my ancestors understand. They'd do the same thing if given the chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-Naut Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 8. Present them with a cease and desist notice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmine Sword Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Perhaps a patronus would scare them off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 9. "Fuck you, the old ways dictated that I be married to a man who's old enough to be my father and have a bajillion kids by him." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Communard Posted November 13, 2014 Author Share Posted November 13, 2014 (edited) 9. "Fuck you, the old ways dictated that I be married to a man who's old enough to be my father and have a bajillion kids by him." Both men and women must follow the will of the clan ring, yet no proud Orlanthi is required to remain. If a marriage match truly displeases you you may find another clan to adopt you into there fold. 8. Present them with a cease and desist notice Actually, there is an event where you send your Lawspeaker to sue a ghost. Edited November 13, 2014 by Le Communard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 4 come on now guys don't be rude after that we can figure out what to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughx Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 I've too many ancestors, pleasing all of them would be a pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 (edited) 3. Letting the blood of cows solves everything no muss no fuss you guys, you always have a ton of cows on hand to slaughter just for situations like this! Everyone knows that! Oh man, I found an ongoing LP of King of Dragon's Pass recently and I want the fuck out of it but I have no smartphone, the version for which I heard there's some added bonus content? Edited November 13, 2014 by Rehab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 L-Le Communard...!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Don't let them know you're startled, just help me set these cows on fire and everything will be fine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Actually, there is an event where you send your Lawspeaker to sue a ghost. Wait, didn't that happen in South Park? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Both men and women must follow the will of the clan ring, yet no proud Orlanthi is required to remain. If a marriage match truly displeases you you may find another clan to adopt you into there fold. "So. . .I'm still being married for no apparent reason. And you guys wonder why I despise tradition so!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandragon Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 So you're saying it was the Heortlings, with whom we have an ancient bloodfeud! Whose traders are a blight upon Issaries name and whose men lay with there sheep since there women be so grotesque! We should have known! ...uh...Yeah sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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